super perfect boyfriend

...about 10 minutes later.

Messy everywhere but 2 drumsticks left.I’m so stuffed that I’m about to roll my eyes. In fact, I couldn’t eat anymore, but because I ordered it, I’m afraid that others will gossip. .) Food can’t be wasted, so I have to eat it, but I can’t eat the remaining two chicken legs.

Except for Xia Ouchen who was still sitting next to me, everyone else had already retired and couldn't stand my eating, so they left.Those two dead girls don't have any affection at all. I've watched it so many times, but I still can't stand it.

"Eat it." He directed at the drumstick, giving orders with a serious face.

"No, no, no!!!" I shook my head hastily. If this goes on, I will become the first No.1 in Asia to eat until my stomach explodes.

"Eat it." He said persistently.Look at him watching me eat gracefully all the time, except for occasionally laying a few black lines, he has been with me all the time.

"Why?" I asked him with tears in my eyes.

"Well... you will be as thin as a human." He thought for a while, and answered my question in a rare way in a century.What do people do?This metaphor is too... that.

"Don't you say I'm as fat as a pig." I tried my best, and looked at him with a weak voice. This man's speech was not right, it was too abnormal.

"I mean, if you don't eat it, you'll turn into a fuck." He explained as if he had lost his nerve.

"Didn't you say I'm already a human being." I found fault with him.

"Stupid. Anyway, I don't like the way you're not a pig." There was a little discomfort on his face.

"Then you like pigs." I answered him directly, don't you like me not being a pig?That is, I like the way I am a pig.It's so funny, this guy has a problem with his taste.I like pigs.He will marry a pig in the future.

"Do you know the point?" He scratched his hair in frustration, as if annoyed.I know the secret of liking pigs, hehe.

"The point is that you like pigs." I replied with a serious face.

"Do you want to eat or not?" He took off the sheepskin and returned to his original nature.Changed to intimidation, his expression revealing impatience.

"I, I, I..." His eyes glowed green.

"Eat!" Then he began to eat chicken legs.I, Han Diandian, promise that I will never eat chicken legs in my lifetime.

Under his satisfied eyes, I finished eating the chicken drumsticks with tears in my eyes.

"That's about the same." He patted my head again.I really want to moan, "I'm not a dog."

"Bring the phone." He seemed to think of something.

"Oh." I obediently handed it to him.

"There's my phone in here." He mumbled something and said to me.

"Oh." I nodded.

"You have dementia." He looked at me strangely.

"Oh." I nodded again.

I was tapped lightly on the head.

"How clever can you count on a person whose belly is going to burst." I said aggrievedly.

"That's your original IQ problem." He frowned and said in an expert manner.

"Xia Ouchen!" I yelled.If I don't show off my power, you will treat me as a sick cat.

- - "Okay, let's go." Ignoring my roar, he took my hand and walked to the classroom. Damn, you are getting more and more crazy.I must treat you well.

"Xia Ouchen, do you really like pigs?" In the corridor, I asked him curiously. A boy like him promises not to have a crush on pigs for no reason.Is there any secret that cannot be told?

"Han Diandian, you really don't understand what I just said." He turned his head and said with a look of expectation in his eyes.

"Understood." I nodded, the meaning is too clear.Like pigs is just a superficial meaning, which has rich connotations.

"Then you say it." His face was slightly shy, and his eyes looked away uncomfortably.

"You and the pig had an unspeakable secret." I smiled sweetly.The film made by Jay Chou was applied.Let me publicize it here: "The Unspeakable Secret" is very good-looking.

"...you..." He was very angry, and of course he was more helpless, as if I had played a trick on him, crazy.

Then let go of my hand and strode away by myself.

No way.Why are you so petty. "Hey. Wait a minute." I chased after him.I probably spoke his secret too loudly.He must be angry, there is no way, the boy's self-esteem is so strong.I was negligent.It's my fault.