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Chapter 338 Chapter 335: Pachulia is on fire, Wayne is about to change his mind (5.2K requests for votes)

Trail Blazers fans were both happy and sad to see Wayne knock Pachulia down with a punch.

Ice and Fire.

Happy, because Wayne picked up another scumbag.If Gao Dewei made a move, he would not be able to survive easily.

Within half an hour, the photos of Pachulia being beaten and crying will surely spread all over the world via the Internet.

It's very enjoyable to think about!

But it's sad because Brother Wei looks like he's about to be suspended again!

Half a month ago, the gaming company just opened a very interesting market - whether Wayne will not be suspended for the entire season this season.

At that time, many fans bought the option of "can", because Wayne has never had any conflicts with anyone except the Celtics in the first game this season.

As a result, Wayne broke the game not long after the game started.

Full attendance is impossible, and it is impossible to be full attendance in this life.

Although it will not be seriously injured, it will also be suspended for fighting

In the CCTV studio, Director Zhang and Yu Jia were both stunned, not knowing what to say.

If you want to say that you played well, it is not decent to say such things in China.

You want to blame Wayne, but you can't get out.Then again, in some respects, Wayne was right.

In the end, it was Zhang who directed the god-level rescue——Pachulia actually wanted to headbutt Wayne, too bad!

Zaza:? ? ?

Did I headbutt Wayne's fist? ?

Can speak human language! ?

After Wayne helped his sister-in-law into the player tunnel, Zaza also held his nose and walked into the player tunnel crying.

While walking, he hammered Horford's shoulder with a small fist: "How could he bully people like this, woo woo woo! Tell me about Al, how can you bully people like this. There is no law of heaven, no law of kings, woo woo woo"

Horford looked disgusted, what the fuck do you mean you are a big man crying against me

Don't make such a motherly voice, hey!

Believe it or not, I'll straighten your nose! ?

The team doctor was startled when he saw that his nose was pierced. This is an injury that usually only occurs in the fighting arena!

For Wayne, the workplace is like a battlefield, and the basketball court is like a fighting arena!

You are only allowed to tie and lock your arms, and I am not allowed to punch on the ground to maintain justice?

The Blazers suddenly lost their sister-in-law and Wayne, and the strength of the lineup will undoubtedly decline greatly.

But Pao'er has also entered berserk mode now, if Wayne hadn't moved too fast, Pao'er would have rushed up and jumped up and smashed Zaza's knee.

Under the leadership of Manic Cannon, the Trailblazers still defeated the Eagles.

But after the game, neither the players nor the fans care much about the result of the game.

They are more concerned about the situation of Wayne, sister-in-law and Zaza at this time.

Pao Er rushed into the locker room immediately after the game, and found that only Wayne was left, and his sister-in-law had disappeared.

"Where's Gaso?"

"Go to the hospital." Wayne replied softly.

"Damn it, you don't have to do it yourself when you encounter this kind of thing in the future, why don't you still have me!" Mickey also walked into the locker room, that's not reconciled!

When he saw his sister-in-law's arm removed, Milicic was going to rush to the sea to beat Pachulia.

After all, they are all masters of martial arts, and Milicic was also excited at the time.

Moreover, Milicic, who is already a member of the security team, also has the obligation to do the dirty work for Wayne.

Well, Milicic has also been interviewed by Patterson, and Patterson told him that no one should touch a hair of Wayne on the court.Of course, other teammates also need to protect.

Thus, Milicic became an honorable member of the security team.

A member who is more powerful than the two captains

Since his appointment, Mitch has been looking for opportunities to perform well.

As a result, I finally got the chance today, but Wayne took it first.

At that time, Mickey was about to rush to the field, when he saw Wayne punch Zaza down with a lightning-fast punch.

Wayne looked at Milicic and Pao'er, and smiled slightly: "It's okay, your fight almost works."

On the other side, in the locker room of the Eagles, there was a howl like a pig being killed.

The Eagles' team doctor decided to reset Pachulia's crooked nose before sending him to the hospital for examination.

It is actually very simple to reset the crooked nose, just push the interrupted part back.

There's just one downside to this reset method—it's a fucking pain.

So, the moment the team doctor reset Pachulia's nose, Zaza couldn't help but yelled.

"Aooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooow

The sounds of slaughtering pigs and howling dogs came together, and the air inside and outside the locker room was filled with joy and heavy air.

Pachulia was really scared, Wayne was really indiscriminate in forcing him to do it!

How can someone directly knock someone's nose crooked!

Tomjanovich: Get your brains out to understand?

At this point, Pachulia noticed that his teammates were whispering.

He could faintly hear his own name.

Zaza hurriedly took out his mobile phone and surfed the Internet.

Well, it's on fire.

After five seasons in the league, Zaza Pachulia is finally on fire.

Now, the whole internet is full of photos of him being beaten and crying, with his nose crooked!

With these two photos, Zaza can establish Georgia's No.1 basketball status!

Zaza leaned against the locker, wanting to cry but without tears.

Is this what happens when you annoy Wayne?

Zaza's photo has gone viral and Wayne has earned a new nickname - Plastic Surgeon - because of his unique S-shaped nose.

That night, many friends called Wayne.

Including Kobe, who has been in a cold war with Wayne for a long time.

"Wayne, you must be suspended again!" Kobe asked as soon as he answered the phone.

"Why do you defile people's innocence out of thin air like this, I'm already a good man"

"What innocence? It's spread on the Internet, you hang Pachulia!"

"Hanging on the matter of beating scum, can that be called beating?"

"Hahahahaha, I don't think you'll be able to play all 82 games in your life. But, you did play well, plastic surgeon! I really hope you get suspended for a few more games! No, I really hope you're okay, hahahahaha! Hang up!"

"I wipe it." Wayne was speechless, he was saying why Kobe was so happy.

It turned out that I was happy because I was going to be suspended!

You are really a dog!

However, Wayne himself was a little speechless. He thought that after playing for half a season without being suspended, he would definitely be able to play a full 82 games this year.

The first game of the season was like that with the Celtics, Wayne was not suspended, and the prodigal son was about to turn around.

Unexpectedly, life and death will not make it through this hurdle!

It's all Pachulia's fault, so I deserve a beating!

Wayne didn't think too much just now, he just wanted to teach Pachulia a lesson.

Now it's all right, full attendance is gone again.

That night, Gasol left Atlanta with his teammates after receiving basic treatment.

My sister-in-law's arm is dislocated and has been reset.

But even then, the pain can last for days.

In Wayne's previous life, he had seen examples of Kobe Bryant dislocating his finger and then breaking it back to continue playing, and Rondo dislocating his arm and breaking it back to continue playing.

But in fact, it's not that the shit is gone after breaking it back, it's that they really can bear it!

The sister-in-law can fight if she wants to force him to fight, but McMillan doesn't want to take the risk.

Therefore, my sister-in-law will definitely have a rest in the next few games.

as for wayne

It is not up to McMillan to decide how many games he will rest.

As a result, the next day, Wayne found that he was not angry when he hit the person, and Pachulia who was beaten was really angry!

It can be called No.1 in the NBA after being beaten and becoming popular!

The picture of him crying on the court with his nose crooked was widely circulated by netizens.

It has the meaning of being hotter than Jordan shed tears.jpg.

Pachulia is really famous. Although he has played in the league for five years, Zaza is still an unknown player.

Many fans only know that there is such a No. [-] character, and they basically know nothing about him.

That's it, Pachulia's Cryboy set up.

Moreover, it is very deeply rooted in the hearts of the people.

How fresh!

Fans have seen those who run away from a fight, those who fight and retreat during a fight, and those who beat their brains out.

But it was the first time in history that he was beaten and cried directly.

Nash didn't cry when his nose was dried out.

When Carter was stomped on, he didn't cry.

When Wayne's brow bone was cracked, he didn't even frown.

And Pachulia cried on the spot!

Wayne can always bring something new to the fans, first hitting five, then kicking the coach, hitting Bowen thickly, and Boozer pulling his hips.

All fans love to watch!

Now, we have brought you a brand new masterpiece - Da Cry Zaza!

TNT No. [-] Ferguson Wei Chuba bluntly said: "Zaza Pachulia is the first player I have ever seen to be beaten and cried on the basketball court. After the regular season is over, I may give him a Crying Lifetime Achievement Award.

No problem, I'd pay out of my own pocket to make the trophy! "

Pachulia wants to die, can you have some sympathy?

I have been beaten up like this, and you still laugh at me?make fun of me?

Indeed, although Pachulia was beaten a bit badly, except for the Atlanta fans, almost no one sympathized with him, and even felt that Wayne punched well.

Public opinion is overwhelmingly in favor of Wayne.

Everyone is not blind, and no one may have known about the nasty things you Pachulia did before.But why did you get beaten up this time, and you don't have a B number in your heart?

You cry you M too!

Being beaten is purely what it deserves!

Just like the last time Bowen was abolished, Wayne's "violence" won a lot of applause.

The NBA officially announced the decision to suspend Wayne, fined 5000 and suspended for five games, which will be implemented immediately!

Pachulia thought it was unfair, my nose was beaten into an S shape, and Wayne was suspended for five games?

What's enough for five games?

Even Wayne is ashamed, just suspended for five games?

Is it you, Stern, or do you think I, Godwait, can't move the knife?

When was my Wayne not capped at the start of 10 games?

It stands to reason that if you beat someone like this, you should be banned for seven games or eight games, not to mention ten games.

This kind of behavior of yours is that you don't treat Pachulia as a human being at all!

That being the case, forget it, let's have five games in five.

If Pachulia's nose can be crooked in five games, then next time Pachulia dares to make a mess again, Wayne will tell the referee: "You guys stay where you are and don't move around. I will go to play 15 games first."

When Pachulia was interviewed in the afternoon, her nose was wrapped in thick gauze, as if she had just had a plastic surgery.

Oh, it's not like, it's true that I just had plastic surgery.

It was still done by the dean himself.

In front of the reporters, Pachulia strongly criticized Wayne's behavior, and at the same time hoped that the league would handle it carefully: "A player like Wei is not eligible for the All-Star status at all.

He's the worst league face I've ever seen! "

Pachulia has a tough attitude, just wanting to make this matter a big deal, just wanting to put pressure on the league and let them impose additional penalties on Wayne.

Sure enough, at night, the league officials urgently announced an additional penalty decision.

Pachulia smiled happily. How can a crying child have candy?

I cried, made trouble and hanged myself, but I don't believe that Wayne can get away easily!

As a result, Pachulia turned on the news and was dumbfounded.

This additional punishment is not for Wayne, but for Pachulia himself!

"After repeated research, Eagles player Zaza Pachulia used illegal actions against Trail Blazers player Paul Gasol in the game, so the league decided to suspend Pachulia for three games and fined him $2000."

"Ah this!?" Pachulia's mouth twitched twice.

WTF! ?

I was beaten and I will be suspended! ?

Well, the league originally decided not to punish Pachulia because he was beaten into a pig's head.

As if Wayne had punished Pachulia for the league.

But Pachulia questioned the face of the league, and Si Boss was not happy.

Are you teaching me how to do things?Don't want a dick, okay?

Wayne is one of the faces of the league. Originally, Stern wanted to minimize the influence of Wayne's beating.

Oh, in the end, which pot did you Pachulia not open and which pot you picked up, and which pot was against labor and management?

OK, then I'll show you the power behind the scenes!

In a fit of anger, Stern decided to punish Pachulia together!

Anyway, he was the dirty guy first, and the league's punishment was justified and convincing.

Once the news was announced, the reaction of the fans can be described as universal celebration.

This is what a fair alliance should do!

Sitting on the couch in her living room, Pachulia began to doubt life.

I broke my nose and lost money

Is the price of challenging Wayne so high now?

Nonsense, your family does not pay for plastic surgery?

At the same time, the plastic surgeon Benn, another protagonist of this matter, was chatting with his agent.

The content of the chat is related to Nike.

It is said that after Wayne's plastic surgery was successful, Adidas took the opportunity to make trouble and quickly shot an advertisement satirizing Nike.

In the advertisement, a well-behaved child immediately becomes a villain after wearing Nike sneakers, bullying his classmates crazily and fighting all kinds of fights in school.

Mom and Dad saw it and didn't know what to do, so they decided to buy a pair of Adidas sneakers for their children on their birthday.

After wearing Adidas sneakers, the child's personality instantly recovered.At the end of the ad, the family is happy and the Nike sneakers are thrown into the trash can

Well, it's not the first time that Adidas has filmed this kind of mutual fight.

To be precise, not just Adidas Nike.

Advertisements like this kind of mutual blacking abound in the United States.

Pepsi-Cola and Coca-Cola are going to shoot a mutual black commercial every three days, and they feel that they will show their feelings if they are black.

Apple once filmed an advertisement to satirize the slow speed of other mobile phone systems.

This kind of mutual blackmail between competitors is very common.

But Adidas is moving fast this time, keeping up with current events.

Some Nike executives even felt that this ad was filmed a long time ago, and they just waited for Wayne to hit someone!

Although Wayne hit someone this time, most people thought it was punishing evil and promoting good, it was the fist of justice, and Batman was dispatched.

But just like there are always some people who don't support Batman in the Batman comics, watching such violent incidents on the court, I have to say that the impact is really not good.

Not all Nike users are basketball fans, and not all of them understand the situation.

Seeing players hitting people on the court, this person is still the top spokesperson of Nike, the people who eat melons will feel bad after all.

"Fuck, it's so troublesome to hit someone now." Wayne also blamed himself a little, he didn't expect that a fight by himself would have a bad influence on Nike.

Since Nike signed Wayne, their attitude towards Wayne is actually very good.

Last summer, they spent [-] million yuan for a disagreement, and they have always been polite to Wayne during the cooperation.

It also met many of Wayne's personal requirements.

For example, parents can get sports shoes for free and donate sporting goods to some schools in China.

Nike never said a word.

In the past, Wayne was not the face of Nike, so it didn't matter if he fought or not.

But now, as one of Nike's biggest endorsers, people are waiting for Wayne to make a mistake.

This time, a large or small basket was poked, and Wayne really didn't feel very good.

"It's okay, don't blame yourself too much."

"Hey, how about I apologize to Nike officials?"

"No, really no. Because poof!" Schwartz said, couldn't help laughing.

"Ah? What's wrong?"

"I guess Nike is not only not angry, but also very happy now. Because they don't want Bilian to tell me that if you want to make up for your mistakes, you can consider participating in the slam dunk contest for them."

"I wipe..." Wayne was speechless, you really don't miss any chance!

Horse eggs, you have a dark heart for selling shoes.

"No, one size counts. I haven't participated in this kind of competition, and I don't know how to compare. I don't know anything about design moves. How about I give them a three-pointer? At most, I will participate in the skill challenge.

I really don't know how to dunk contest! "Wayne was also helpless.

"It's okay, you don't need to think about those. They gave me a script, and all the actions, performances and props in the dunk contest were designed for you.

Moreover, they are all designed according to the movements within your ability.

You should be able to do these dunks. "Schwartz said, and handed a small book to Wayne,

The Wayne people are all stupid. How about a script for a slam dunk contest?

Well, the war behind the sneaker manufacturers is very fierce.

Wayne shook his head, casually opened the script and looked at Nike's design for the dunk contest.

As a result, Wayne, who was originally disdainful, looked at it, and the more he watched it, the more interesting he became.

These designs seem a little fun?

Most importantly, Wayne felt that Nike's design might be able to defeat Howard's Superman dunk!

If you say you can win this game, Wayne can talk to you.

Wayne accepted the script, and then looked at Schwartz with a smile: "Well, I will study and study, study and study."

　Today's [-]D update is here~

　　

　

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