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Chapter 670 Chapter 667: Wei. Never do personnel affairs. En (5.1K begging tickets)
The game has reached the last moment of the fourth quarter, and the main players such as Wayne are also sitting on the bench.

In the Rose Garden, fans cheered one after another.

It's just that the fans sitting in the third row near the Thunder's bench couldn't shout.

After all, the coquettish smell in this area is really too strong, and it will not go away for a long time.

It was difficult for everyone to breathe, let alone shout.

At this time, those fans who did not come to watch the game were not paying attention to the game.

At this time, everyone was spreading the photo of the marinated egg lying on the ground.

Although the on-site camera quickly moved the lens away, there was no close-up of the marinated egg.

But with so many people at the scene, everyone took a photo and posted it on the Internet. Within half an hour, the photo could be spread all over the world.

This is the timeliness of the Internet age.

Therefore, it is now well known that Braised Egg's face is covered in blood and his crotch is still wet.

Although Mr. Dan did not die physically this time, social death is inevitable.

In the future, when he stands on the stage of the draft, what will the rookies below think of him?
As soon as I saw him, I would think of the scene of his urinary incontinence, without majesty.

It can be said that the reputation has been discredited.

Although Bowen was beaten rough back then, he was just a player after all, and he basically didn't show his face in public after retiring.

But Braised Dan is different, he is the president of the league, and he has to show up on many occasions.

And, his presidency hadn't even officially begun.

In the next decade or even decades, he will appear in the public eye as a representative of this alliance.

This embarrassment, how can he face the public?

With such wonderful photos to look at, who wants to watch a game that has already been sent to garbage time.

That's right, the reason why Wayne and the others are resting at this time is because the game has been sent to garbage time.

The Thunder were caught off guard by the Blazers' three-pointers, and the Blazers scored nearly 80 points at halftime. Tell me how to win this kind of game?
Last season, when he got James' "Pupil of Death" skill, Wayne was still thinking about what a happy star is. What kind of team can lead the Blazers by 20 points in three quarters.

However, Wayne has not had an answer until now.

Because generally the Blazers lead others by more than 20 points in three quarters.

Facts have proved that never confront the Blazers.

Play for fun, make trouble for trouble, don't make fun of offense.

The Blazers rank first in the league in offensive and defensive efficiency this season, and it's not a joke.

Before the game started, people said that Mosaic couldn't beat Wayne with free throws, which is really shameful, and Harden is a fake star.

But today, Du Xiaoshuai sacrificed himself to save his third brother.

It's not that the third brother can't do it, because the eldest brother can't do it either!

34 seconds before the end of the game, when Stephenson hit a shot from beyond the arc, the Trail Blazers scored 121 points.

Think back to the era when the Trail Blazers and Lakers dominated the league.

Wanting to score 121 points in the Western Conference Finals, this Nima is simply a fantasy.

The defensive strength of the two sides at the time rarely scored more than a hundred points. Most of the time they scored more than 80 points and more than 90 points.

Today, the Blazers scored 121 points in one go.

Those who didn't know thought it was an All-Star.

Although the score is high, the offense is more.

But to be honest, the fans feel that the game is not as good-looking as the Lakers who scored [-] or [-] points in the game.

Kobe and Wayne fought each other for match-fixing, and the two sides fought each other brutally without interrupting the game. The point difference was in single digits for several consecutive games.
This is called the Western Conference Finals!

Now this is the case, the game is frequently interrupted, Durant is fouled when he is touched, and there is nothing to fight against light shots in the audience.

It's boring!

Mike Breen also found it boring, but it has to be said that the Blazers have dealt with this wave really well.

More importantly, the Trail Blazers proved with facts that three-pointers can really kill the game!
"Stephenson hits a 25-pointer and the Trail Blazers make their [-]th [-]-pointer of the game!

This is the new NBA team's single-game three-pointer record!

Unbelievable performance, the Blazers killed the Thunder with only three points! "

25 three-pointers in a single game, breaking the league record.

Can the Thunder not be stupid?

In his previous life, Wayne was not shocked when he learned that the Cavaliers broke the single-game three-point record.

Because according to the way the league played at the time, Wayne knew that breaking the record was only a matter of time.

But it's different now. People's perception of three-pointers is not so avant-garde.

Therefore, the Blazers scored 25 three-pointers in a single game, which is a bit scary.

The Thunder have never seen a team with such an accurate three-pointer in their life. They have endured a beating that does not belong to this age.

In the end, the score was fixed at 124 to 98.

The Trail Blazers slaughtered the Thunder with 26 points, with a total ratio of 1 to 1!

Wayne scored 27 points and made 6 of 4 three-pointers.The elementary school student scored 23 points. You may not believe it, but he scored 21 of them with three-pointers alone.

Wayne and Curry's scores are not high, there is no way, after all, the garbage time came too early.

If the game hadn't entered garbage time early, Wayne estimated that the three-point record could be raised further.

At the end of the game, Wayne also received a reward of double growth points.

Xiaoshuai was blown away by Wayne as early as the third quarter, and the humiliation meter rose very quickly because of this.

With such a sensitive person, Wayne couldn't imagine how he made the decision to "join if you can't beat it".

Maybe Du Xiaoshuai thought that it would be better to be scolded by fans than to be teammates with A Gui.
In fact, I can't blame the big turtle. If the big turtle has a personality problem, then how did Adams get along so well with the turtle?
Therefore, the main reason is that Durant himself is not good enough.

If he is like Adams, honestly being a card forward, one card and eight, so that Mr. Turtle can get a triple-double comfortably, can he get along well with Mr. Turtle?

This Du Xiaoshuai is not enlightened enough, so he deserves to be unable to have a top teammate like Agui~
Although he won the Thunder by nearly 30 points, Wayne was not as excited as expected.

He didn't even accept an interview from the sidelines. After celebrating with his teammates, he hurried into the player tunnel and returned to the locker room.

Compared with 25 three-pointers in a single game, compared with this big victory, compared with double growth points.

Wayne had other things on his mind right now.

As soon as he returned to the locker room, Wayne took out his mobile phone and checked the news on the Internet.

Sure enough, marinated egg is a hot search on the Internet!
In 2013, the Internet at this time was much more developed than when Wayne beat Bowen.

Therefore, the marinated egg matter has a greater influence and is more embarrassing!

But after searching the Internet for a long time, I couldn't find the final details of the marinated egg.

Later, Wayne couldn't bear to call the team doctor and asked him to get some inside information through his relationship.

Because of the team's annual playoff bonus, Wayne always advocated that it be distributed to the team staff.In addition, Wayne always likes to send some small gifts to everyone during the holidays, so Wayne is very popular among the team employees.

I'm still willing to help with this little favor.

Ten minutes later, Wayne got the specific diagnosis of the marinated egg.

The bridge of the nose was broken, the orbital bones were cracked, and five or six teeth were lost.

But these are all mild, and the most important thing is that the brain of the marinated egg has experienced a severe concussion.

Although there is nothing to see now, there is no danger.

But in this case, if the guarantee is not complete, there will be sequelae in the future.

Wayne swallowed his saliva as he looked at the diagnosis report of the marinated egg.

Is it the power of the golden elbow?
Basically, the head of the stewed egg was trimmed, and it was almost necessary to punch out the tofu brain and ask him if it was salty.

Really. The egg yolk is smashed.

Moreover, the sequelae thing
Don't say anything, I hope Mr. President recovers well.

With the brain down to the root of the disease, anything can happen.

In the future, it is possible that you will not be able to walk or speak clearly.

I wish this bad luck.
It all happened to marinated eggs!

After enjoying himself, Wayne suddenly felt a pity.

It would be great if we could do the same for Gou Lei
Don't think about it, Wayne thinks, these bastards will be received by God sooner or later.

In the post-match press conference, the reporters talked the most. Apart from the game itself, they naturally also asked a lot of topics related to marinated eggs.

As soon as Wayne talked about this, he kept shaking his head, and then covered his face, looking extremely distressed.

Seeing that Wayne was in such a depressed mood, the reporters couldn't ask questions.

What should I do if I drive people into depression?
Forget it, it wasn't intentional.

Moreover, this is not the first time this kind of thing happened on the basketball court.

It can only be said that the horoscope of the braised egg and Wayne did not get along, and it happened that Wayne bumped into him.

Relying on his superb acting skills, Wayne successfully fooled the reporter.

On the other side, Du Xiaoshuai was also depressed and couldn't say a few words.

Compared with the state of eye-rolling in excitement during the electric shock dance before the game, they are completely different people.

25 three-pointers, do you know what it is like to be poured 25 three-pointers in a game?
Don't say I'm handsome and show off my wealth, but who else in this world has had such an extreme experience?
Explosion!

In the end, Du Xiaoshuai could only use his regular season record to deal with reporters, and at the same time, to comfort himself.

"We played the Trail Blazers four times in the regular season and won three of them. So, losing a game is not the end of the world, winning until the end is considered a win.

The series has only just begun. "

When a player mentions his glory in the past, it means that he is panicking now.

The next day, the news that the Trail Blazers broke the record with 25 three-pointers blasted the media.

The news that Braised Egg was seriously injured and hospitalized did not cause any splashes.

This is because NBA officials deliberately suppressed the popularity of this matter!

Naturally, the less people saw the embarrassed appearance of the alliance president, the better, and it would damage the image of the alliance.

But even so, Wayne is not idle.

Soon, news broke that Wayne was very guilty of accidentally injuring the president, and received counseling treatment from a psychiatrist today.

Suddenly, there was a wave of heartache for Wayne on the Internet.

"It's okay, come on, play well!"

"It's all for the game, I hope Wayne can adjust his mentality!"

"Don't worry about these messes, three consecutive championships are important!"

Braised egg: I am the president of the alliance, and it has become a mess in your mouth?

In short, this wave of operations directly washed Wayne clean.

And Wayne, who was supposed to receive psychotherapy, is actually undergoing psychological treatment at this time.
Playing with my daughter on my lawn.

how?

lie?What a lie!
Rest and relaxation are part of psychotherapy too!

The marinated egg who finally woke up from the coma in the early hours of yesterday morning, watching all kinds of news on the Internet at this time, his lungs are about to explode.

He was sure Wayne did it on purpose!

The moment his eyes met with Wayne's, Marinate knew that Wayne did it on purpose.

He wants to sue Wayne for intentional injury!

but.
Braised eggs can't do it!

Because the disclaimer is written on the NBA ticket, it is not that the league has not filed a lawsuit with fans for similar things.

Many fans who were injured in the game chose to sue and the final result was nothing. At most, the players were out of human considerations and paid some medical expenses to the opponent.

Besides, those who can sit in the front row are generally not short of the medical expenses.

In a league like the NBA, the lawyer team is not a vegetarian, known as the Pizza Hut of the Ugly Country.

At the beginning, the alliance just made such a disclaimer to avoid trouble.

Hehe, who would have thought that this disclaimer would eventually reach the president of the league himself.

If Braised Dan succeeded in suing Wayne, it would be a slap in the face instead.

Therefore, the only choice for the braised egg is to stick to it and think it's unlucky!

Next, marinated eggs need a long time for surgery and recovery.

You can't live by doing your own crimes.

Because the marinated egg matter was suppressed, the fans quickly turned their attention to the game itself.

In the last game, the Blazers scored 25 three-pointers and 124 points in a single game, which is really outrageous.

Therefore, the fans of the Thunder also comforted themselves: Well, who doesn't eat a dumpling?Jennings also scored 50 points in a single game, is it useful?

The feel of the Trail Blazers in the second game was too magical, and it is absolutely impossible for them to maintain this magical feel!
In the third game, as long as the Trail Blazers' three-pointer is not so amazing, the victory must still be for the Thunder!

Du Xiaoshuai looked at the comments made by the fans on the Internet, and it made sense!

Which serious team scored 25 three-pointers without incident?
It is impossible to win the championship with three points!

Immediately, Xiaoshuai regained his confidence.

Then, in Game 3 of the series, the Thunder lost again
"3+1, the 19th three-pointer in the game! God, the three-point firepower of the Trail Blazers is amazing. Curry made a three-pointer today, which is outrageous!"

Brooks stands next to Curry at the Chesapeake Energy Arena.

Watching Curry score this kind of 3+1 that doesn't talk about the basic law, he was stupid.

Just now, Curry held the ball and was about to break through Turtle.

But as soon as he took a step, Curry stepped back to the three-point line, ready to shoot.

Agui's concentration was very concentrated, and he was ready to block the shot when he jumped up.

How do you know that Curry's shot was just a fake shot.

Curry jumped up and leaned on Agui when Agui flew towards him.

Heh, thought you were the only ones who would draw fouls?
Because Agui's impact was so strong, Curry's movements were completely deformed the moment he hit it.

Almost leaning on Young Master Turtle, he threw the ball towards the basket with a motion similar to a hook.

Anyway, Curry didn't rush for the goal, just make three free throws later.

The referee did give the whistle, and the referee can't do anything about this kind of ball that has to be blown.

As a result, Curry's random hook from outside the three-point line fell into the net in a daze!

Ever since, there was the yelling of the commentator just now, and the silence of the Thunder fans.

"The 19th three-pointer, although not as many as the previous game, is already exaggerated. The Trail Blazers have made extremely high three-pointers in two consecutive games.

If Curry makes this free throw, the Blazers will lead by 18 points.

The Thunder is likely to lose the first home game of the series! "

The elementary school students excitedly jumped up to fencing with Wayne in the air, and everyone in the Trail Blazers was very excited.

Du Xiaoshuai stared blankly at the score difference, the script shouldn't be like this!
It was agreed to only eat dumplings for one meal, but the momentum of the pioneers is that after eating dumplings, they still want to play with their sister-in-law!
Why did you take all the good things! ?

It was agreed that only one match would be allowed, but it turned out to be here again today?

The most desperate thing in this world is when you think the other person is relying on luck.But in fact, that is his real strength.

It's just that their strength makes you feel lucky.

Curry added such a penalty, and the Thunder basically had no hope.

One minute later, Wayne broke through for a layup.

However, the Thunder generals, who had already killed red-eyed, brutally brought Wayne down.

Ibaka and Durant were in the air, almost pulling Wayne down directly.

The referee blew his whistle again and the Thunder fouled.

Even the referee who was facing Thunder couldn't stand it anymore, but he knew how vicious this foul was.

Wayne fell hard to the ground, the pain was real.

But in front of Du Xiaoshuai, temperament must be determined first.

So, Wayne forcibly stood up without showing any expression.

Looking at the shame meter that was almost full, and watching the hard special who was waiting on the sidelines and was about to replace him.

Wayne decided to bully Xiaoshuai one last time!
I promise, just this last billion times!
Getting the basketball, Wayne took two shots.

Just before the shot, Wayne yelled, "Hey, Kevin!"

Du Xiaoshuai turned to look at Wayne, but did not respond.

"You said we were lucky, so I'll bet on luck with you. I'll take the penalty with my eyes closed. Do you guess whether to score or not?"

After speaking, Wayne closed his eyes and prepared to make a free throw.

Uncle Mu, who was on the coaching staff on the bench, saw this scene and expressed his frustration, which brought back bad memories for him.

Du Xiaoshuai laughed at that time, want to imitate Mike in disguise?

Pull it down!

People only know that Mike Qiao flirted with Uncle Mu and made a free throw with his eyes closed.

But many people don't know that Jordan made a free throw with his eyes closed. In fact, he experienced a very embarrassing failure.

Old hooligans can't guarantee success in things, can you do it?

Of course Wayne can do it because he.
Quietly narrowed the gap!
Wei Ge: As a person?Lao Tzu has never been involved in human affairs!

Close your eyes, shoot, shoot, the ball goes in.

Wayne's squinting... closed-eyed free throw in one go!
"Look, for me, luck is strength, and strength is luck."

After scoring the goal, Wayne spread his hands to Du Xiaoshuai.

Du Xiaoshuai's face turned purple with anger, and the humiliation meter also skyrocketed.

Double growth point get~
I don't know if the marinated egg has any sequelae, but Du Xiaoshuai feels that he is about to suffer from the sequelae-Weiphobia!

Once again, the double became a point, and this series of games against the Thunder really made Wayne a lot of money.

116 to 104, the Blazers pulled two sets in a row, turning the total score of the series into 2-1.

The stewed egg's star-making project has basically been stranded.

The unanimous MVP's three-peat road seems to be the last obstacle left
　The first update today~
　　
　
(End of this chapter)