Tune the heavens and the world

Chapter 358 The face of an adult (ask for a monthly ticket!)
For a whole day, Mr. Kill was instructed by Irina. Finally, in the fifth class, the physical education class, the three foreign aids invited by Irina made all the preparations in the utility room .

"As for firearms, Teacher Wujian will teach you..." Chu Ge was holding a pistol, and the target he was hitting was crackling, and every shot hit the exact center.

"Eh? Why? Obviously, Mr. Chu Ge, you are so accurate."

Chu Ge shook his head: "I must be able to shoot because my reaction speed is enough for me to aim at the target slowly and shoot out the bullet. Although the speed is still fast for you, I am not very proficient in firearms. , after all, under normal circumstances, I can solve the problem with one punch..."

"Hmm...that sounds so annoying..."

"Hey, look! Teacher Sha followed that woman to the grocery store!" A student pointed at the back of Teacher Sha and shouted.

"I'm a little disappointed, Mr. Kill would be tricked by that kind of woman..."

"Teacher Chu Ge, Teacher Wu Jian, we don't like her."

The one who said this was a girl named Kataoka Megumi. Compared with other classmates, Kataoka Megumi was considered to be both civil and military among the girls, and her words carried a lot of weight in the class.

"Sorry." Wu Jian crossed his arms: "The country has spoken, and she, a professional, has full authority to handle it. However, everything can be done in just one day, which is indeed a first-class standard."

"Professional?" Chu Ge rolled his eyes: "This is obviously unprofessional, okay? Even a fool can see that this is a trap. How could that octopus not see it?"

"Eh? Then why did he follow in?"

"Maybe it's because his strength allows him to act like this..." Chu Ge spread his hands: "After all, if you don't release the water, no one in this world can kill him."

"Mr. Kesha said that Mr. Chu Ge, you and Mr. Huiyuan can kill him."

"We are not from this world."

Everyone: "..."

Chu Ge shrugged his shoulders. He felt that what he said was correct and convincing...

Irina closed the door of the utility room, and her back disappeared into the door. After a while, deafening gunshots rang out in the utility room, and the gunshots lasted for more than ten minutes.

"Success?"

"Of course not." Chu Ge shook his head: "I heard the sound of the bullet casing falling, lead bullets are useless to kill the teacher."

Sure enough, after Chu Ge's words fell, Irina's screams sounded, and the screams contained bone-eating ecstasy, mixed with a sticky voice, reaching everyone's ears, and everyone's faces turned black.

"Don't~~~"

Everyone: "..."

"What the hell happened..."

"It seems that he was trained very well!"

The door of the utility room opened, and Mr. Kill walked out of the room in a rippling spring breeze.

"Mr. Kill, what happened?"

"What about giant RU?"

"Haha, I originally wanted to post it again, but I think it is more enjoyable to teach students."

"Damn, what a terrible word..." Chu Ge was shocked, is it really okay to look like this in front of the students?

Soon, Irina walked out of the utility room tremblingly wearing a gymnastics suit, with a look of being spoiled.

"Ugh... Sister Bichi has been turned into a healthy retro style!"

Irina was drooling at the corners of her mouth, rolled her eyes, and said in a weak tone, "I didn't expect...in a minute, I could be made like that...my stiff shoulders were relaxed, and I also used essential oils and a face-lifting lymphatic massager to give me relief. I massaged, and even changed my clothes with one click, and even used those slippery tentacles to do...that kind of thing..."

After the words fell, Irina fell to the ground with a plop, and passed out.

"..." Everyone was stunned: "What kind of thing?!"

"What did you do, Mr. Kill?" Nagisa Chaotian looked at Mr. Kill like a scumbag.

Teacher Kill's big yellow face suddenly turned into a grey-white serious face: "Buddha's saying can't be said, adults have their own ways of training..."

Nagisa Chaotian was stunned: "This is an unsightly adult face!"

"Okay, okay, let's go back to the classroom."

Everyone returned to the classroom in a bustling manner, and Irina got up trembling all over: "I will never let you go! Damn it, this is the first time I lost so badly..."

In the afternoon...

In the teacher's room, Chu Ge and Hui Yuan leisurely drank their afternoon tea, paired with crispy senbei spicy potato chips, very comfortable.

"Will Teacher Wu Jian eat something?" Chu Ge turned to look at Wu Jian.

Wu Jian shook his head, he was not interested in enjoying life like this.

"It's really boring. Usually at this time, Mr. Sha will appear here and eat and drink. I didn't expect to run to the grove with a serious face to bask in the sun and take the exam questions..." Chu Ge held his chin, his face full They all wrote the word boring: "Teacher Wujian also eats a little, and if the tea is not to your liking, there is also beer~"

"No, this kind of leisurely rhythm is not suitable for me." Wu Jian waved his hand and declined.

"Don't be so serious, life is more enjoyable if you are lazy." Chu Ge took a sip from his teacup, looking like a little old man.

"If you are so tense, you will lose your hair after a long time. I have a friend who exercises meticulously every day, doing [-] push-ups, [-] sit-ups, and then running [-] kilometers. He's going bald..."

"..." Wujian shook his head helplessly: "It's about the comfort of the earth, so I can't help but not take it seriously."

"Think too much, the safety of the earth cannot be determined by you alone, and besides, killing the teacher will not blow up the earth, don't worry." Chu Ge waved his hand and handed Wujian a bag of senbei.

"What... what do you mean?" Wu Jian was taken aback.

Chu Ge raised his chin: "Talk while eating."

Wu Jian: "..."

After thinking about it, Wu Jian still opened the bag of senbei and joined Chu Ge's camp with a teacup in hand.

"The moon was not bombed by killing Teacher."

"Ah, this..." Wu Jian's eyes widened suddenly, is he just this big? !
"The ones that blew up the moon were mice that had been changed into tentacle creatures just like Teacher Killing. The general situation is that the research on tentacle creatures is not very complete. In the end, their antimatter hearts will explode. If there is nothing wrong with killing Teacher, there will be nothing wrong with it in the future." It will explode."

"So it's like this..." Wu Jian's face was serious, he picked up his notebook and wrote down Chu Ge's words: "And then?"

"And then..." Chu Ge spread out his hands: "Then I came, and I won't let him blow it up. It's probably like this. You can go on vacation this year with peace of mind."

Wu Jian: "???"

"After all, the life of a planet, I won't joke with you." Chu Ge said with a smile: "Don't worry, do you feel that the taste of senbei is much brighter now? Let me tell you that this is Wangwang. I like to eat it since I was a child." ..."

Wu Jian: "..."

Is this guy really reliable?

(End of this chapter)