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Chapter 1105 The Great Demon King Leonard
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"Not only that."

Adam moved his eyes away from Howard, the mother boy who still holds the "I love you, little blister" note every day, and continued.

"Stop drinking milk after adulthood, and stop synthesizing lactase can also save energy, which is good for survival."

"But between 78% and 94% of Americans are not lactose intolerant..."

Sheldon still wants to refute.

"so?"

Adam laughed dumbfoundedly.

"So, your statement is wrong."

Sheldon said: "Drinking milk and farting is a disadvantage."

"Anyone else can say that, but you can't."

Adam laughed: "Because if the majority is an advantage, then what are you?"

"Absolutely flawed!"

Howard immediately complained: "The nightmare of life!"

"It's a miracle of life!"

Sheldon corrected with puffy eyes.

"Let's make a compromise, it's the wonder of life."

Adam joked: "As you said 78% to 94% of Americans are not lactose intolerant, that's white Americans, you don't count other ethnicities.

And there are not only white Americans in the world.

Northern Europe is 85% to 100%.

Central Europe is 77% to 91%.

World powers are 70% to 80%.

Dongguk is only 5%. "

"In your opinion, Asians are the most evolved?"

Rajesh said happily.

"Can't say that either..."

Adam glanced at Rajesh and said with a smile: "This data is actually problematic, because lactose intolerance is just a symptom, not a disease.

Except for very few symptoms that are particularly severe.

In fact, the vast majority of people drink too much milk. After getting used to it gradually, the body re-secretes lactase and becomes able to tolerate and digest lactose.

But in this way, there are also disadvantages.

That is the flora in the gut, which needs to re-adapt.

Some other beneficial bacteria will be crowded out by the re-secreted lactase, causing various other problems. "

Emmm.

But scientifically speaking, Rajesh is not wrong.

Because no matter how you adapt to it the day after tomorrow, such a large proportion is there, it can't all be adapted from the day after tomorrow...

As for saving energy or something?

The most wasteful country that grabs the world's resources says, what is that?
"This is a fallacy!"

Sheldon couldn't accept that Leonard's shortcomings turned into advantages, and retorted: "Then according to you, his asthma can also be an advantage?"

"of course."

As soon as Adam said this, he was not sleepy, and laughed: "Although asthma cannot be confused with lactose intolerance.

After all, lactose intolerance is not a disease, but a choice of evolution.

And asthma is a disease.

But in today's world, asthma is 'not really' a disease, but a manifestation of 'evolution'.

If you don’t believe me, go and see those athletes. Why are there more and more asthmatic patients?
Can't it all be the American dream?
The biggest possibility is not because of the 'Mie evolution'!
Leonard, don't get discouraged, pick a project that works for you as you do.

If you train well, you might be able to represent the dream team and win a gold medal and grand slam.

Become the big devil who rules the world in this project field! "

Emmm.

Of course, when the time comes, he will need his good friend to give him technical support to develop an asthma spray that is more suitable for the athlete Leonard...

"..."

Sheldon was dumbfounded and speechless.

Because the current trend of American athletes should not be too obvious. Public opinion can deceive people, but data cannot.

Mathematics is truth, and it cannot be justified at all.

Howard and Rajesh had the same look.

They were all shocked by Adam's strange thinking.

Leonard Leech Hofstadter, gold-medal Grand Slam athlete? ? ?
Leonard, the big sports devil? ? ?

This is simply the biggest joke in the world!
With such an explosive brain hole, even Leonard was dumbfounded, and for a moment he forgot to be sad, and his gifted imagination made him unable to help but imagine.

He had always been the worst of his siblings in the eyes of his mother, Beverly.

His younger brother is a professor at Harvard Law School.

The girlfriend we are talking about is also a high-achieving law student, and an outstanding athlete who has won an Olympic bronze medal. Seeing that he is going to participate in the 2008 Olympic Games again, to sprint for the championship medal!

But according to what Adam said, the bronze medal girlfriend... If it wasn't the word girlfriend, what was it to him?
He, Leonard Hofstadter, is entirely possible because of his asthma, he will become a talented athlete with gold medals and Grand Slams, and a world-ruling sports devil! ! !
The corner of Leonard's mouth couldn't hold back anymore, and he grinned directly to the back of his ear.

The counterattack journey from the abandoned house to the big devil?

Novels dare not write like this!
But I have to say, Leonard feels great!
So what if the relationship is frustrated three times?
Dopamine is not only provided by Penny, this kind of imagination is not much worse than that between men and women!
"Leonard, do you know why you get emotionally frustrated?"

Adam saw that Leonard was no longer so depressed, indicating that the palliative effect had been achieved, and now he was starting to treat the root cause.

"why?"

Leonard's smile faltered.

"I heard that you had a 97-hour online game marathon with Sheldon and the others a few days ago?"

Adam laughed.

"correct."

As soon as Leonard said this, he became angry and glared at Shelton: "This guy completely ignores our efforts for so long.

Get the Blade of Azzinoth, leave us and run.

In the end, I put the Blade of Azzinoth on Ebay for sale..."

"I am the Juggernaut!"

Howard proudly said.

That's right.

He immediately rushed to Ebay to buy the Blade of Azzinoth, calling himself a Juggernaut, and he lived up to the 97 hours of hard work.

"Dude, don't you see the problem yet?"

Adam complained: "If you go on like this, don't say that you have suffered emotional setbacks three times. In the future, you will cry. You will be single based on your strength, and then you will die alone."

"Not yet a Nobel Prize."

Sheldon couldn't help but add.

"..."

Leonard was so angry that he glared at Shelton.

Because whenever he is emotionally frustrated, he will feel that he is finished in this life, the relationship is useless, and he will win the Nobel Prize anyway, and then die alone.

Sheldon always emphasizes that he won't...mainly won't win the Nobel Prize!

"Adam, what's the problem?"

Leonard still didn't turn the corner, and humbly asked Adam for advice.

"When did you start playing the online game marathon?"

Adam was speechless: "When did you have a romantic night with Petunia that you thought was a great success?"

"what!"

Leonard screamed out.

It turned out that ever since he thought he had a tacit romantic night with Penny, he directly entered the online game marathon, and it lasted 97 consecutive hours.

After they finished, they heard Petunia's chuckle outside. When they opened the door, they saw Penny and the handsome guy named Doug leaning against the door to make out.

The timeline is so clear.

Such hot eyes again!

According to the general rules in the world of American dramas, after the first date, the success or failure of the first date must be determined by making a phone invitation for the second date in time.

But Leonard not only directly denied it after Penny asked if it was a date that night, but then vaguely wanted to imply that it was actually a date.

After going back that night, I only knew that I was proud to tell Sheldon that he was a great success, and there was no phone invitation to finalize the second date.

Not only that, but he directly entered the 97-hour online game marathon, leaving Petunia behind.

Adam believed that during these 97 hours, Penny probably came over more than once, first to see what Leonard meant, why didn't there be any movement?
Secondly, it is estimated that the stench of the apartment has suffocated her.

And Adam seriously doubts that Leonard, who has devoted himself to the battle in the game, has seen and heard Penny, it is hard to say.

Dating and games, Leonard made the choice with his feet.

And he chose the game overwhelmingly, without even a trace of his date in his eyes.

With this kind of strength, if you are not single, who is still single?

"damn it!"

Leonard finally came to his senses, and wanted to slap his thigh in frustration: "Adam, what do you think I should do now?"

"Feel sorry."

Adam apologized: "You asked the wrong person, I have been in the opposite position, and I really don't have any experience in your current situation."

"..."

Leonard, Howard, and Rajesh didn't know what to say.

Although they believe that this is not bragging.

But it's too showy, which makes people uncomfortable.

"Howard?"

Leonard looked at Howard.

"..."

The corner of Howard's mouth twitched, but he still nodded and said: "Well, I am indeed very experienced in this, if I were you, don't be impulsive.

Love is not a sprint, it's a marathon.

Never give up on the chase until she finally falls into your arms..."

Speaking of this, he fell into some bad memories, and muttered in a low voice: "Or spray you with anti-wolf spray...

But you are not afraid at all, because you spray yourself with asthma spray every day and have mature experience. "

"I can't agree."

Although Sheldon was shocked by Adam's strange thinking, he has recovered at this time, with high spirits.

"Leonard can only retrieve the black box full of beautiful memories of her from the burning ruins, and analyze the data carefully.

Prevent falling into the 'valley of nerds' again now.

Because Leonard can't run at all.

Neither the sprint nor the marathon is something he can win with his asthma spray. "

Speaking of this, he looked at Adam with burning eyes: "So what you said before was wrong, for some athletes, asthma is indeed a weapon for them to cheat.

But for a sports waste like Leonard, even if he is given the magic medicine, his waste-like foundation is there, no matter how much he cheats, it is still useless.

Asthma is completely a shortcoming for Leonard!
Leonard, the big sports devil?

Hahaha~"

"Ha ha."

Adam also laughed: "Sheldon, you don't know anything about drugs.

No matter how bad Leonard's foundation is, can he still be much worse than the captain of the United States before his transformation?

But if you look at a dose of super serum, you will instantly change from a weak chicken to a big-breasted brother who can get [-]/[-] with anyone!

You know Hulk, why is he so strong?

That's because krypton is on steroids!
And do you know why Batman is nocturnal and changes from an ordinary super billionaire to a superhero Batman who wants to beat people everywhere at night?

Old drunkard.

There are also various ways to upgrade in the Lord of Mysteries, don't you have to take all the potions..."

"..."

Sheldon was dumbfounded again.

Adam refreshes his knowledge of some of his favorite superhero characters.

Yes.

The reason why those superheroes become superheroes is that they all have various cheating methods.

Especially Hulk.

The main body, Dr. Bruce Banner, is like Leonard, a Ph.D. in physics.

Just imagine, whether it is the Hulk or the captain of the United States, if you go to participate in sports sports, as long as you exert one percent of your strength, you will be enough to become the big devil in the sports world!

Banner can do it, why can't Leonard do it?
Seeing this, Leonard raised his chin again.

"What Howard said has some truth."

Seeing that Sheldon was being fooled again, Adam was overjoyed and looked at Leonard.

"If you really want to pursue Petunia, don't worry, she doesn't seem like the kind of woman who wants to settle down immediately.

Now that you can't pursue it, it may not be a bad thing..."

"I'd like Leonard to catch up right away."

Rajesh chimed in.

"Thank you."

Although Leonard knew that what Adam said was true, he preferred to listen to Rajesh's encouragement.

"After all, our peaceful country has treasures."

Rajesh said quietly: "36 hours of non-stop rehabilitation exercise on weekends, I can do it~"

"..."

Leonard narrowed his eyes and stared at Rajesh, almost spitting out the sarcasm.

He really wanted to say: "That's right, thank you for the treasured book of the Kingdom of Peace.

This book has an incredible effect on long-term rehabilitation exercises.

I’ve experienced it myself, and I can’t agree more.”

Emmm.

Although Leonard doesn't have much experience in love, among the close women he can count with a slap, there is one who can make Rajesh cry.

That's right!

When Rajesh's sister Pulia came over last year, although out of respect for Rajesh's friend, good friends Howard and Leonarda ticked off and were not allowed to touch Pulia.

But everyone knows that in the face of hormones, the hook agreement is broken.

And just like Shelton guessed Leonard Penny's way of getting along, Leonard and Pulia also took the initiative.

Leonard was just the one who got pushed and got picked.

But this fact gives Leonard an extra psychological advantage over Rajesh.

It's a pity that he promised Puglia and could not disclose this news to anyone.

He was still thinking that if Puglia came to Pasadena again one day, he would still have the opportunity to secretly have a few exciting activities with Pulia.

So at this moment, he had no choice but to endure.

You can't just give up on Rajesh's sister, who is always in hand as long as she comes over, for a Penny who hasn't got a chance of getting it yet, right?

Leonard is a rational physicist.

He can do this arithmetic problem!
This last thing is over.

Leonard put away the cat scratching post he bought, and put away his headphones for listening to music and singing sad songs.

Howard also intimately wanted to find a new empathy object for Leonard based on his experience, and took the otaku group of four to the Latin dance room.

There are a lot of passionate teachers out there too, just pick Leonard...

(End of this chapter)