daily drama

Chapter 1170 Chemical cutting, black hole plan

Caltech.

buffet.

"Leonard, are you free? I want to ask you something."

Seeing that the little fool started to twitch the corners of his mouth again and his eyelids twitched, Leiris smiled and looked away, looking at Leonard.

"of course."

Leonard said happily.

"I heard you and Petunia were blowing again?"

Lelis said bluntly.

"I guess, it was Howard who texted you again."

Leonard laughed to himself.

"It's very sharp."

Leslie was surprised: "But why do you do stupid things when you and Penny are together?"

"..."

Leonard said with a dark face, "What do you want to say?"

"Oh, I just heard the news and suddenly thought now that we're both single again, maybe we can relive the past?"

Riles suggested.

"Oh."

Leonard's expression softened instantly, but he still looked at her vigilantly: "So now that I'm attractive to you again, you want to use me to relieve stress again?"

"No, no, no."

Leilis shook his head: "I'm tired of acting on the occasion, now I want to be completely loyal to the traditional communication mode...

Anyway, I think it's time to take it slow, and who better to take it slow than you? "

"...Thanks for the compliment."

Leonard couldn't complain anymore.

"Are you going to participate or not?"

Riles went straight to the point.

"of course."

Leonard looked at her and nodded decisively.

"Great, call me~"

Leslie arranged a date outline for Leonard, and after getting what she wanted, she posed as a little woman, winked at Leonard charmingly, and left.

"why why why?"

As soon as Leilis left, Shelton immediately complained: "There are so many women, why does it have to be Leslie Winkle?"

"so many?"

Leonard complained: "I really want to, will you conjure it up for me?"

"You know she just treats you as a tool, right?"

Sheldon reminded.

"so?"

Leonard chomps down on food, gathering strength for an evening date.

While traditional dating for the first time doesn't involve any physical activity.

But that's Riley, and Leonard doesn't believe her at all about being ultra-traditional.

"Aren't you afraid of getting hurt? I don't want to have any more cats!"

Sheldon cried.

"I can."

Leonard looked up and smiled: "Speaking of the date, where do you want to go tonight? I can take you there first."

"I'm not going anywhere."

Sheldon shook his head immediately.

"you sure?"

Leonard smiled maliciously: "I don't mind you watching, but Leilis has a bad temper.

Usually you can't talk to her, do you really want to face her furious? "

"..."

Sheldon raised his neck, his eyes showed a trace of fear, and he said angrily, "Why do you have to date in the apartment?"

"Because it's also my apartment, and if all goes well, the bedroom is next door, and it stops her from thinking about what she regrets being unconventional."

Leonard smiled proudly: "Besides, the roommate agreement stipulates that if one of the parties wants to date in the apartment, as long as they report in advance, it's fine.

Next time you go on a date, I'll also leave the apartment and give you the venue. "

"……All right."

Seeing this, Shelton could only nod in agreement.

Although he can't date or anything, the roommate agreement is fair and he made it.

"So where do you want to stay?"

Leonard began to arrange the super big light bulb: "Adam's? Howard's? Or Penny's?"

"Petunia? Stop kidding."

Sheldon shook his head and said, "The probability of her being bombed by God is much higher than that of you and Lelis."

"..."

Leonard immediately thought of the handsome guy that Penny brought with him before, and his face darkened immediately: "Say it quickly, or you will have to figure it out yourself."

"Howard and Rajesh are going to the bar."

Sheldon thought for a while: "Let's go to Adam's, it's the most serious place."

"That's all you think."

Leonard Lemon said: "Okay, I'll call Adam now to see where he is at night..."

As he spoke, he picked up his cell phone and called Adam.

"Are you collaborating with Leilis again on the experiment?"

Adam laughed as soon as he heard it: "Congratulations, okay, I have to work overtime tonight, you send Sheldon directly to the hospital, and I will let Ruth watch him play."

"That would be too much trouble for Ruth."

Leonard was overjoyed, and said to Sheldon: "You heard, Adam asked Ruth to take you, you have to listen to Ruth when the time comes, and don't run around."

Adam laughed dumbfounded when he heard that.

All this is too much like an old father's exhortations before handing over the child to the nanny.

Although Leonard is more concerned about not disturbing his date.

night.

San Jose St. Bonaventure Hospital.

Sheldon was driven over by Leonard with his computer bag on his back.

"Adam, I'll leave it to you. I hope you don't call me tonight."

Leonard looked at Adam expectantly.

"rest assured."

Adam smiled and said, "Let's do an experiment with Lelis. In fact, I've always been optimistic about you two."

"what?"

Sheldon quit immediately after hearing this: "Are you optimistic about them? Riles is my ultimate enemy!"

"You have too many ultimate enemies."

Adam didn't take it seriously and said, "The blacklist now has 61 people, not bad for her."

"Do you want to be added to my blacklist?"

Sheldon stared at Adam with puffy eyes.

"You know you can't bear to let me join."

Adam looked at him playfully.

"..."

Just as Sheldon wanted to refute, the Sheldon Standing Council exploded in his mind.

Adam's fans, the Flash Birdman Sheldon, the Texas Cowboy Sheldon, and other Sheldons opposed it one after another.

no way.

Sheldon could only compromise, and said unhappily wronged: "I thought we were good friends, but Lelis despised my research and called me a fool."

"we are."

Adam nodded: "But don't you think Riles is like the sister you expected?"

"what?"

Sheldon exclaimed in disbelief.

Leonard was not in a hurry to leave.

"I ask you, is Leslie smart enough?"

"Honestly," Adam asked.

"so so."

Shelton wanted to deny it, but he could only look away from Adam's sincere gaze, and reluctantly said.

"so so?"

Leonard smiled: "The last time she stayed with me, when she got up to drink water at night, she corrected the wrong formula on your whiteboard!"

"That's her luck."

Sheldon cried.

"You only believe in strength, you don't believe in luck at all."

Leonard interrupted.

"I don't believe it, but it doesn't mean she didn't."

Sheldon remained stubborn.

"Then she usually despises your work out of strength, is it luck?"

Adam hit the nail on the head: "If she just speaks nonsense to despise you, and you don't know how to refute, then you are really a fool."

"...Her circle of quantum theory is completely heresy, and it cannot be compared with string theory at all."

"String theory is the perfect theory to unify quantum mechanics and general relativity!" exclaimed Sheldon.

"Although I support you and I believe in string theory more, it must be said that whether it is string theory or loop quantum theory, it is still just a theory that cannot be verified by any means."

Leonard shrugged: "We can't do any experiments to verify it right now."

"That's because you experimental physicists are so useless."

As soon as Shelton heard this, he couldn't help but expand his scope of attack: "I really want to live in an era of more advanced technology, so that I can realize all the genius theories in my brain.

Not now, even a miniature black hole can't be created for me!
This brings me back to the rocket recovery project in high school, my brain was so ahead of its time.

This pain, none of you can understand. "

"Don't you like The Flash the most?"

Leonard complained with a black face: "You should just become The Flash.

At that time, if you collide with hydrogen particles at superluminal speed, you will be able to collide with a black hole without using a particle collider.

And even the time machine is saved, you as the Flash can directly travel through any time and space, to any time and space you want. "

"Do you think I don't want to?"

Sheldon thought, "Why do you think I like The Flash the most?
In addition to running fast, it can avoid the enemy's pursuit.

It is his super speed, which can help me do all the experiments I want to do.

At that time, I will be able to do countless things that ordinary people can't do in a lifetime by myself. "

Having said that, he glanced at Leonard.

"...God, please make Sheldon the Flash and take him away."

The ordinary Leonard had a dark face, pretending to beg (mock) beg (sarcasm), and then he didn't want to listen to Sheldon anymore, and he flashed away like lightning.

He had a date tonight, so he didn't have time to hear Sheldon beat him up.

"Adam, I think I might be able to design an experiment to create a miniature black hole."

Shelton looked at Adam: "As long as 5 million dollars, are you willing to invest?"

"I don't want to destroy the world."

Adam smiled and said, "But when I live enough, I will help you.

Now let's get back to the point that Riles is smart.

You have always despised Missy for not being smart enough, and wanted a sister whose IQ matched yours.

And whether you admit it or not, Riles has an IQ that rivals yours.

The way she gets along with you is actually the daily life you expect Missy with a high IQ to get along with you.

Compared to the fists and pussy legs given to you by Missy with high EQ, Missy with high IQ despises and ridicules you like this. "

"So I never want any sisters!"

Sheldon accepted Adam's reasonable guess and said seriously.

"Okay, don't say that anymore."

Adam laughed and said, "Otherwise Missy with high EQ will revisit with you how to get along with high EQ when you were young.

I still have surgery to do, you go to my office to play games, and talk to Ruth if necessary. "

"Relax, Director."

Office secretary Ruth smiled and said, "Leave it to me."

When Sheldon entered the office, Adam looked at Ruth apologetically: "Sorry, I have to trouble you again, please take care of this troublemaker."

"it does not matter."

Ruth smiled slightly: "Since I took him with me last time, I have read the parenting book when I have free time, and I should prepare for becoming a mother in advance."

"The Parenting Book is really useful."

Adam couldn't help laughing: "But if you want to be more targeted.

As far as Sheldon is concerned, I recommend you to read a series of books written by Dr. Beverly Hofstadter.

For example, A Dou who cannot be supported.

I have this set in my office.

If you get bored afterwards, start trying to open it.

As long as you can get hold of Beverly Hofstadter's parenting ideas, Sheldon won't be a problem for you. "

"I'll see."

Ruth nodded.

Adam explained a few more words and left.

It is not a vase for Ruth to be the secretary in the chief of surgery's office.

She was an experienced professional nurse before.

Whether it's looking after Sheldon as a child or looking after Sheldon as a mental patient, she can do it professionally.

Adam was relieved.

in the office.

Sheldon pulled out his notebook and started playing Mario, muttering about Leonard and Adam.

Ruth watched this scene outside, couldn't help showing her auntie smile, then went in and picked out the unsupportable A Dou Yi book on the bookshelf, and began to read it outside.

Just when she thought that Sheldon also had a cute and cute side, Sheldon started to make trouble without accident.

"Ahem, Ruth, my throat feels uncomfortable, is there an inflammation?"

Sheldon held his throat and said.

"Let me see."

Ruth immediately put down the book and showed Sheldon the device: "There is no inflammation, let me get you a glass of water, drink more water..."

"Are you a doctor?"

Sheldon was blunt.

"...I was a professional nurse before."

Aunt Ruth smiled.

"Then you are not a doctor."

Sheldon rubbed his throat and insisted: "I need a professional doctor to help me. Can you help me and ask Adam if you have time?"

"The director is undergoing major surgery and has no time."

Ruth said speechlessly: "You are just delusional, just drink more water."

"I need a professional doctor."

Sheldon cried.

"...Okay, let me see what I can do for you."

The corner of Ruth's mouth twitched, and the aunt's smile disappeared completely. She walked out of the office, found a random intern outside, and then whispered a few words.

The intern followed Ruth in.

"This is Dr. Paddy, let him show you."

Ruth introduced.

After the same examination as Ruth, the intern Paddy said, "Your throat is indeed inflamed."

Sheldon immediately looked at Ruth with an 'I told you so' expression.

"I now how to do?"

asked Sheldon.

"I've never seen anything this bad."

The intern Paddy glanced at Ruth, and said according to her instructions: "You must stop talking immediately and cultivate yourself."

"how long?"

Sheldon got even more nervous.

"immediately!"

Intern Paddy emphasized.

Sheldon covered his mouth in fright and dared not speak.

"That's it."

Ruth laughed.

"I want to drink herbal tea."

Sheldon couldn't speak, and ran to the computer clutching his throat, typing quickly, and the computer sounded mechanical and electronic.

"Ok."

Ruth nodded.

"It's nice to have a rectum."

Sheldon typed again.

"rectum?"

Ruth was stunned: "It's honey, right?"

In English, there is only one word difference between the two.

"right……"

Shelton nodded, and then began to type continuously, telling him about his extremely complicated and various additional requirements.

Ruth, who thought she had chemically cut Sheldon, was immediately dumbfounded.

She is still too naive.

(End of this chapter)