daily drama

Chapter 1200 Come on, hurt each other!

TBBT4A apartment.

While everyone was talking and laughing, Leonard, who was going to the bathroom, picked up the phone and came out.

"I'm really busy, can we postpone it a little bit so I can get ready? Of course, you know what concerns I have, so we can't put it off until the beginning of spring or next summer..."

"Who is he on the phone with?"

Seeing her boyfriend's embarrassing and humble tone, Penny was inexplicably upset.

He is not so humble to himself.

"Perhaps Megan Fox."

Howard complained.

"It's actually easy to infer. He put the phone next to his left ear. The left ear is controlled by the left brain, so he is analyzing rationally instead of emotionally. It shows that he has no personal relationship with the caller, so you don't have to worry, Penny."

Shelton analyzed.

"I worry?"

Penny couldn't help laughing and said, "Have you forgotten what Leonard said just now? I'm not Bernadette, I always emphasize that I have the opportunity to change at any time!"

"Should we switch?"

Howard couldn't help answering: "Me and you, Leonard and Bernadette, so that the four of us are satisfied?"

"To shut up!"

Penny looked disgusted.

"...no, I didn't think it's been this long, well, I guess I've run out of options but to do this..."

Leonard was on the phone with a wry smile on his face.

"He talked about something he'd done before, it was unpleasant, and he needed to do it again, suggesting that it was supposed to be some kind of invasive medical procedure, like a colonoscopy."

Shelton continued to analyze, and when he said this, everyone looked at Adam.

"No."

Adam smiled and said, "Can't you see such an obvious situation? This is Leonard's mother talking to him on the phone."

"No, it's impossible!"

Sheldon is unwilling to accept: "How can I analyze wrong!"

"Because you're not a doctor, you don't know much about many things."

Adam corrected: "Although the left ear is managed by the cross-brain of the left and right brain, in most cases it is controlled by the right brain, so it is more emotional, and it is a purely personal relationship.

And looking at Leonard being so tangled and unwilling to receive him, it must be his mother, Dr. Beverly Hofstadter. "

"Is there no other choice? There is not much room, it must be uncomfortable..."

Leonard struggled there again.

"No!"

Shelton glanced at Leonard again and shook his head: "As his roommate, I'm too familiar with his expression, it must be a colonoscopy!"

"My mother is coming!"

At this time, Leonard hung up the phone and said with a constipated face.

puff!
Petunia almost burst out laughing.

"See?"

Adam smiled at Sheldon.

"I see!"

Sheldon was not convinced, his eyes lit up and he said, "Leonard, is your mother coming to give you a colonoscopy?"

"..."

Leonard's face darkened even more.

"perhaps."

Howard jokingly said: "I heard that Leonard's mother is a neurologist, and she can be regarded as a related person. Maybe she can really do a colonoscopy, Adam?"

"You still live with your mother!"

Leonard snapped back.

"Yes, but you're about to have a colonoscopy..."

Howard laughed.

"You still live with your mother!"

Leonard interrupted.

"..."

Howard's mouth twitched.

"Okay, stop talking."

Adam laughed and said: "It's not shameful to live with my mother. Our parents raised us from a young age, and when we get old, we take care of them. Therefore, living together is actually very reasonable. It's better than sending us to a nursing home when we get old." Be nice."

In the previous life, many elderly people lived in nursing homes for a period of time, and later they were more and more privately contracted, and those who had houses went home to eat and live on their own.

Because once it is contracted privately, the quality of life will plummet, so it is better to use the money for the minimum and five guarantees by yourself.

This is still the case in the East, let alone the West, which has long been privately owned.

"Thank you."

Howard was so moved.

Finally someone spoke to him.

Is he still eating at such a big age?

Do not!
He is filial piety!
"However, it's okay to live together, but some good habits must be maintained."

Adam kindly reminded: "Howard, I heard that you have a bathtub at home, so I strongly suggest that you don't soak in the bath for so long every time, it is shared after all..."

"Alas!"

Petunia hated it so much: "It's disgusting!"

"Thank you for giving me nightmares!"

Howard also twitched the corner of his mouth: "Get the bathtub away from me!"

"very good."

Adam reminded again: "It would be the best if it could be like this. Believe me, this is not a nightmare, it's just a precursor to a nightmare."

Howard looked disgusted and felt uncomfortable.

"Adam, my mother is coming."

Leonard looked at Adam with a smile.

"Your most anticipated parent-child session is coming, come on!"

Adam said deliberately.

"...don't make fun of me."

Leonard smiled bitterly: "I really can't imagine the scene when my mother came over."

"Don't worry, I can imagine."

Adam teased: "I don't know you yet, you seem to be conflicted on the surface, but you are actually very eager."

"When the time comes, can you beat the side drum for me and help me?"

"I can't do it alone," Leonard begged.

"Don't be so nervous."

Adam comforted: "You forgot, you have a good roommate, and I'm afraid you won't be able to attract enough attention from your mother."

"Ok."

Leonard looked at Sheldon, the male version of his mother, and nodded to accept the statement.

"You have nothing to say to me?"

Seeing that Leonard was only talking to Adam and Sheldon, Petunia couldn't help interjecting, "Is it okay if I don't see your mother?"

"of course can!"

Leonard nodded happily.

"What do you mean?"

Penny originally didn't want to see her boyfriend's mother so early, because she was ready to change at any time, but seeing her boyfriend's attitude, that was another matter, her eyes became dangerous.

"It's nothing, don't you want to see?"

Leonard laughed along.

"I don't want to be my business, what's the matter with you?"

Penny was dissatisfied.

"It's not that I don't want to... I'm just afraid that you will be angry."

Leonard smiled bitterly: "My mother, trust me, you definitely don't want to see her!"

"You think your mother won't like me?"

Petunia couldn't help thinking: "I'm so cute, am I not good enough for you?"

"Cuteness is not the first criterion for choosing a mate!"

Sheldon sneered: "Sciences like Leonard have the best IQ!"

"Am I stupid?"

Petunia glared at Sheldon: "The menu of our cheesecake shop is so long, and the desserts alone are two full pages, so I memorized them all."

"That's right!"

Leonard immediately echoed: "There is also today's special meal that changes every day, which is very challenging..."

"enough!"

Petunia interrupted angrily: "I'm useless when I say it, but it's even worse when you say it!"

"Feel sorry."

Leonard slapped the horse's ass on the horse's leg, and said embarrassingly.

"let it go."

Adam smiled and said, "You guys just talked, there's no need to say anything about seeing parents but not seeing parents."

"Correct!"

Leonard nodded repeatedly.

"Ok."

Petunia was disgruntled.

"Adam, you must come then."

At the end of the party, Leonard pestered Adam, pleading.

He felt that Adam was there, so he could feel at ease.

"Okay, I haven't seen Beverly for a long time."

Adam has nothing to do with himself.

Two days later.

TBBT apartment downstairs.

Petunia carried her clothes and came out of the laundry room. Seeing a woman standing at the elevator entrance, she couldn't help but remind her, "The elevator is broken, so we can only take the stairs."

"I know."

The woman glanced at Petunia: "I'm just thinking about the deep meaning of this."

"I take that to mean the elevator isn't working."

Penny reminded.

She always felt that this woman was a little familiar.

"Again, I saw the prompt."

The woman raised her glasses: "But there is a thick layer of dust on the label and tape, which means that the elevator has been broken for a long time.

It also implies that there are about 24 to 36 residents in this building who are very inactive.

Oh, and the number of households is what I extrapolate from the number of mailboxes and the general town population density, perhaps these people have a functional illusion. "

"..."

Petunia was dumbfounded at first, then smiled brightly: "You must be Leonard's mother."

She absolutely does not believe that there is anyone in their building who has such wonderful relatives and friends coming to visit.

And I always heard from Adam that Leonard's mother, Beverly, is the female version of Sheldon. Seeing her now, it sure as hell!
TBBT4A apartment.

"Your mother is here."

Adam heard a faint choking sound coming from outside, and reminded with a smile.

"Oh, Penny!"

Leonard's face changed drastically, and he hurried to open the door.

"Leonard, your mother is here!"

Petunia accompanied Beverly up the stairs. It was only four floors up. Beverly had already told her to cry. She said something to Leonard and went home crying with the laundry basket in her arms.

"Mom, what did you do?"

Leonard said helplessly.

"If you want to applaud this girl, just look up what cologne her dad wears."

Beverly said something and walked in.

When Howard and Rajesh heard this, they immediately picked up their phones and got busy.

"Adam, you're here too."

Beverly saw Adam and smiled: "Rachel is very dissatisfied with your moving to California."

"Nice to meet you, Beverly."

Adam greeted with a smile: "She will understand."

"You decide for yourself."

Beverly said bluntly: "But I think you can really meet her other needs, otherwise it would be inconvenient to cooperate with you so far away, and she would never agree."

"..."

Leonard shook his head speechlessly, looking at Adam with suspicion.

"My status in the medical field is enough to offset the inconvenience of cooperation caused by the distance."

Adam laughed.

After everyone introduced them one by one, Howard looked back and forth between the nervous Leonard and the indifferent Beverly with small eyes, and joked: "Dr. Hofstadter, Leonard rarely talks about his exceptionally successful brother." sisters."

"Please don't say that, Howard!"

Leonard quickly interrupted.

"I know, unlike Leonard, they're experts in their fields..."

Beverly said bluntly.

After saying a few words, Beverly got up and went to the bathroom.

"You're a jerk, Howard."

Leonard glared at Howard.

"Please, you know the rules, that's what bad friends are like!"

Howard said confidently.

"Hey hey hey."

Rajesh hey hey straight happy.

"Oh, really?"

Leonard was so angry. Seeing his mother come out, after she sat down, he immediately said: "Mom, Howard lives with his mother. Rajesh can only talk to women if he drinks alcohol. You can analyze it."

"It's interesting, selective mutism is very rare."

Beverly raised her glasses and looked at Rajesh and Howard, who became uncomfortable: "On the other hand, it is very common for Jewish adult men to live with their mothers, almost a cliché in sociology."

"Just temporarily, I pay the rent."

Howard explained.

"His current room is where the crib used to be."

This time Leonard is stabbing hard.

"Selective mutism and not being able to separate from mother may both stem from a perverted fear of women."

Beverly began to analyze professionally: "This can also explain the two of you entering into such a substitute marriage relationship to satisfy your desire for intimacy."

"……What did you say?!"

Howard froze.

Rajesh immediately whispered in his ear.

"I know what she said!"

Howard immediately pushed Rajesh away, yelling, "I just can't believe she said that!"

Then he explained to Beverly: "I'm not gay, and I'm not married to him. I have a girlfriend, Bernadette. If you don't believe me, ask them."

"I do not know what you're talking about!"

How could Leonard help him at this time, pretending not to know at all.

"Hey, aren't you going to use Bernadette as a cover?"

Seeing Howard looking at him, Adam teased: "I remember you haven't contacted her for several days?"

"I really have a girlfriend!"

Seeing Beverly's genuine expression, Howard immediately became anxious.

"Excessive explanation is a cover-up. You know that it will be a great harm to your partner, right?"

Beverly reminded.

"..."

Howard looked around the crowd and saw that everyone was watching his jokes. Rajesh still had a posture of cooperating with Beverly to verify her words, so he could only ask Sheldon for help: "Sheldon?"

"He's torn between Megan Fox from Transformers, Katie Sackhoff from Battlestar Galactica, the three-barn Martian from Cosmic Dragon, or Storm from the X-Men. Female Halle Berry."

Sheldon was blunt.

"Thank you, look!"

Howard was overjoyed.

"Confidence and arrogance are indeed a common problem among men."

Beverly nodded: "Even you have them."

"..."

The corner of Howard's mouth twitched, and he stood up like a spring. Every time in this state, Sheldon wanted to hit him angrily, but this time he walked out directly.

"Where are you going?"

Leonard didn't want to let this bad friend go like this: "Take your husband away!"

"I'm going to find Bernadette!"

Howard shouted: "Isn't it just a promise? I'll give it!"

Cheesecake shop.

"Howard."

Bernadette, who was dressed in a waitress uniform, saw Howard coming, said something lightly, and walked directly past him.

She was very angry that there was no news from Howard these days.

"Wait, Bernadette, I have something to tell you."

Howard stopped Bernadette: "Before you asked me to think about our relationship, I have already thought about it."

Having said that, he took Bernadette's hand and knelt down on one knee: "Bernadette, will you marry me?"

Bernadette: "..."

(End of this chapter)