The cold blooded princess and the iceberg prince

Because the impoverishment performance in the back is too cupid [Xiaoxin: I have goosebumps all over my body...] so I will skip it first... [Xiaoxin] Xin: When you come up, please report your name first! 1. Chunyao (aphrodisiac); 2. Xiyiji (washing machine); 2. You Cancan (oily, radiant); 4. Porcelain Yaying (hard teeth) omg, the name makes people sick]

"Hahahahaha... This is so funny, even the names are so funny~~~~~~~~" Xiang Liuchou simply lay on Lin Cao'er's lap, bending her body.

"Uh... everyone is quiet! The following is Miss Hua Yunlu's performance, please watch carefully..." After speaking, Lu Ziyi walked off the stage...

"Hello everyone, I am loved by everyone, flowers bloom when I see flowers, and the rhythm of the car in the workshop..." At this time, Hua Rhythm's voice was covered by Xiang Liuchou's laughter: "Comrades Do you know why the flowers bloom and the car blows out?" Everyone shook their heads. "Because, she's so ugly and scary!" Everyone choked back their laughter, because the rhythm of flowers on stage was about to erupt.

"Then let's get straight to the point, what I'm performing is... Chinese painting?" Hua Yunlu's pupils were a little dilated, but she quickly recovered, "Okay, then everyone, please wait a moment, the following three are finished performing, I That's it!"

After finishing speaking, Lin Zihan, Song Xiyue and Linghu Zunyue performed Ansai waist drum, flower planting skills and ballet respectively, and only Linghu Zunyue barely passed.

"Okay, everyone, please watch~~~~~~~~" After 1 hour and 30 minutes, Hua Yunlu showed her "masterpiece" [because there was one person in front of him for half an hour].Everyone saw a cloud of black mist, "This is a cloud, and that is another mountain, ok? I definitely didn't go off topic, it's very similar~~~~~~~" "Then...then barely pass! Next······"

"Hello, everyone, I'm Mu Yiyang." Mu Yiyang cast a wink down. "Oh~~~~~~~~oh~~~~~~~~" the nympho screamed. [Xiaoxin: Why are there still nympho? omg!Go out...all the nymphomaniacs are reluctant to part] "Then my talent is very simple, just a lecture." After he finished speaking, he typed out a ppt and started talking endlessly [Xiaoxin: I'll be brief first , It is about the glorious history of the world, and it is a skewer of Italian, English and Chinese.Mu Yiyang: Wow, wow, my speech~~~~~~ But it is hard to buy~~~~~~~ Xiaoxin: Is it hard to buy?go away! 】

"Let's go down!" Lu Ziyi couldn't bear Mu Yiyang's chattering speech, so he kicked him off the stage.

"Sorry, I'm not prepared, I don't want to participate. over." After speaking, Lingyu Yifeng sat down, patted the two of them [and his Iron Party] and said: "I have reserved a spot for you! Cherish it !"

"Then Mufeng..." Lu Ziyi was a little embarrassed, and wanted to invite the young master Mufeng, but Leng Yeyi stood up and said, "Sorry, I have something to do, can I come first?"

"You go first!" Mu Yufeng tolerantly let Leng Yeyi take the stage.

"ladies and gentlemen, i am leng yeyi. my performance was simply kicking shuttlecock 10" Ye Yi stood on the stage holding an ordinary white shuttlecock, and kicked it 10 times while talking, still in a trick, and left the performance hall after kicking.

"Then it's Mu Fengyu next..."