I really don't want to be king

Chapter 14: The No. [-] Feminist Fighter in the Fourteenth Party!

"It's so boring..."

After listening to a class in a daze, Zhao Zheng looked up at the sky and couldn't help but let out a long sigh.

This really can't be blamed on him wanting to be lazy, but for an outstanding young man from the 21st century who has received a good nine-year compulsory education and the flower of the motherland-the knowledge learned by this ancient elementary school is too... ...too simple, isn't it?

What?Recite an ancient poem in an hour?

Let me go, it takes two hours to memorize these four five-character poems? ?

What other arithmetic problems (hundred monks, one hundred bread): one hundred buns, one hundred monks, three big monks, no competition, three junior monks, one, and how many monks and big monks get?

Seeing my classmates and alumni facing such "advanced" arithmetic problems, each of them frowned in distress and scratched their heads secretly. It was really like myself who was tortured by high math when I was in college...

Zhao Zheng could only yawn boredly—does such a simple math problem still need to be calculated?

One hundred steamed buns and one hundred monks, one big monk will share three steamed buns, three young monks will share one steamed bun, and then ask how many monks and monks there are?

Mom, do you have the nerve to come up with this kind of elementary school arithmetic problem?

Of course, there are 25 great monks and 75 young monks!

Can this kind of arithmetic problem, which is dismissed by elementary school students in later generations, be difficult for Zhao Zheng, who graduated from university?

So I watched my classmates and friends scratching their heads one by one, snapping their fingers anxiously, some even sticking out their toes... But I still can't figure it out, I can't figure it out!

This kind of "advanced mathematics" question has always been the most troublesome problem for all the students, but it is also the finale question with the highest score in the annual exam!

So when other people are thinking hard and can't figure it out by pinching their little fingers, Zhao Zheng, who is bored alone and still thinking about the highest philosophical question of "why do people want to learn", will naturally be judged by his own " "Same table" - The Seventh Princess Zhao Yun dislikes and can't get used to it.

"Hmph! Zhao Zheng! You must know how many people in my family can't fill their stomachs! How can I wait for the emperor's relatives to have such an opportunity to study, how can I do nothing every day and make no progress at all!"

Unexpectedly, just after Zhao Zheng walked out of the academy, it was only a matter of time to stretch his waist. The rather annoying Seventh Princess, Zhao Yun, followed him in a hurry, speaking in a familiar tone of lecture.

"Sister Yun..."

Zhao Zheng was not angry either, he just opened his mouth lazily, but was forcibly interrupted by Zhao Yun.

"You! I said earlier that you are not allowed to call me sister Yun! I am clearly the older sister! Call me older sister!!"

Zhao Zheng yawned and opened his mouth, and let out an ooh indifferently.

"Oh, sister Yun..."

"you!"

Zhao Yun stomped her feet angrily, but there was nothing she could do!

"I know you care about being a brother, and at the same time you care about the world, but Brother Yu has been dull since childhood... I really don't understand it, it's not Brother Yu, I'm naturally lazy..."

Zhao Zheng stretched out a white little finger, tilted his head, and picked out his ear.

"Brother, don't want... me!"

As soon as he opened his mouth, he knew he had made a slip of the tongue, but he actually called this annoying guy "brother!"

"Bah, bah, Zhao Zheng, don't lie to me! If you are really a dull and lazy person, how can you say the brilliant words of the day? You can say those words... absolutely, absolutely not Chi Zhong things!"

Zhao Yun quickly sucked her small mouth and poohed a few times, and then resigned with great certainty!

After that day, she deliberately went home and told her grandfather what happened that day, but she remembered it clearly, and her grandfather's evaluation of this statement was "this son is definitely not a thing in the pool"!

How could Zhao Yun believe that Zhao Zhenghui was naturally lazy if he could get such an evaluation from his extremely cautious grandfather?

"Don't dare, dare not dare, the words of the day were just nonsense without knowing the seriousness, it can't be true!"

Zhao Zheng was overjoyed when he heard the words, he casually babbled, and nodded secretly in his heart. It seems that his strategy has already been half successful, and now the people around him think highly of him because of the shocking words that day, and they even have a vague expectation .

But now I have to break this expectation with my own hands. The higher their expectations, the greater their disappointment. Since then, they have completely lost any expectations of themselves, and only regard themselves as a person who can only talk and know how to eat, drink and have fun every day. Idle feudal lord, and then tell myself to go back to my fief as soon as possible, it is best not to appear in the capital forever!

Wouldn't your goal be achieved in this way?

Obediently go back to your own fiefdom to act as a domineering blessing, no disasters, no difficulties, and no danger of swords, marry more than a dozen concubines, and live this life leisurely... Isn't it beautiful?

As for participating in such dangerous things as seizing the heir, fighting for hegemony, and even unifying the Three Kingdoms...why do you want to get involved? Isn't it just making yourself unhappy?

Since you were born with such a high starting point, don't you hurry up and seize the opportunity to enjoy it, and be an idle second-generation emperor, do you still have to learn from others and use your own head to work hard?

Cut, a fool would do that!

"You! You rascal! You are obviously talented and intelligent, why would you waste your peerless talent? Wasting a good man?!"

Zhao Yun became inexplicably excited as she spoke, until she said the last "good man's body", tears welled up in her eyes, and she turned away after speaking, weeping secretly as she walked...

"Hey……"

Zhao Zheng was puzzled, why did he start crying while talking?

I'd rather waste my shit talent, I haven't cried yet, why is this little girl more caring than myself?

"Tsk tsk, women's minds are really difficult to understand..."

Shaking his head, Zhao Zheng sighed, and then put the matter behind him, but continued with his 'second plan' - escape from Taixue!

That's right, Zhao Zheng is really fed up with this kind of life, and really wants to go out for a stroll, take advantage of the situation and then make a name for himself as the "first shot" to let everyone know that he has no intention of studying at all, but has a false name generation!

Thinking in this way, Zhao Zheng stepped on his feet even more, and seized the rare rest time to step back and forth, looking for a suitable place to climb over the wall.

"Clang...clang..."

After a while, the bell in the academy rang slowly, and Zhao Zheng, who was still secretly investigating, had no choice but to return and continue his boring studies...

……

"Today, let's recite the "Book of Songs"...Who will give everyone a head start?"

Tai Fu Zhong Miao stood with his hands behind his back, and while he was talking, he inspected the audience, and then he pointed at Zhao Yun, the 'class representative' who was always the most active speaker.

"Hmm... Then Yun'er, let's start with the first piece of "Guan Ju" that I learned yesterday."

Zhao Yun raised her right hand high, and couldn't help being overjoyed when she heard the words, but she immediately stood up, coughed a few times, and then recited solemnly.

"Cough cough...Guanguan Jujiu, in the river continent, gentlemen, ladies are so cute~"

Zhong Miao was listening with his eyes closed, and could not stop nodding his head when he heard the reciting of the word, but when he heard the last two sentences, he suddenly felt that something was wrong. After the rest of the students read it aloud together, he immediately realized it. Immediately shouted loudly!

"Hold on! Yun'er! You recite it again!"

At that moment, all the students stopped talking one after another, looking around strangely, wondering what happened suddenly?

Her Royal Highness the Seventh Princess clearly recited very well, why did the Tai Tuo suddenly lose her temper?

"Okay, okay, my lord... Guan, Guan Guan Jujiu, in the river continent, gentlemen, ladies are so good..."

Zhao Yun was also taken aback suddenly, but she suppressed her panic and read on.

Now, all the students could hear it clearly!

Because His Royal Highness the Seventh Princess actually tampered with the original text, and changed the original "A Gentleman, a Gentleman is a Good Man" to "A Gentleman, a Lady is a Good Man"!

Immediately, the expressions of the group of male students became extremely rich. If it wasn't for the master Tai Tu who was blowing his beard and staring angrily in front of his eyes, they might have burst into laughter!

'Pfft! '

Even Zhao Zheng, who was already absent-minded, sensed that something was wrong at this moment, but he ignored the blushing face of the Grand Tutor, and laughed out loud with a 'puchi'!

"Zhao Yun! Who taught you to recite like this?!"

Zhong Miao was so angry that his beard was about to crooked at the moment. If word got out and he taught such a student, wouldn't his reputation be completely ruined in one day!

"This... no one taught Yun'er to recite like this..."

Facing Master Tai Tu who suddenly got angry, Zhao Yun, who has always been fearless, couldn't help being timid, and even his tone softened three points inexplicably.

"Then you... actually!"

Zhong Miao immediately stretched out a hand, pointing at Zhao Yun and trembling, but he didn't know how to deal with it for a moment.

If those boys dared to be so bold, I would have to hit their palms with a ruler!

But Zhao Yun, as a daughter, has always been very fond of Zhong Miao, if it is said that she can't do anything...

This is really difficult for Grand Master Zhong Miao!

"It is true that Yun'er changed the original text privately, but why is there anything wrong? Could it be that a gentleman is allowed to be a lady? A lady is not allowed to be a gentleman?!"

But without waiting for the Tai Tuo to deal with it, Zhao Yun asked back on the spot with a look of reason!

As soon as this statement came out, everyone was shocked!

Taifu and all the students are speechless!

Even Zhao Zheng, who was deeply influenced by the idea of ​​equality between men and women, was dumbfounded at this moment, and couldn't help secretly admiring that standing figure!

You must know that saying such things in a polygamous society like this in ancient times is simply a big version of Wu Zetian, an out-and-out feminist fighter! !

Even if the status of men and women in Dagan is not too unbalanced, at least the status of wife enjoys great family status, and women can also go to school and practice martial arts.

But even so, this kind of words are really jaw-dropping, completely domineering sideways wow!

"Clap clap clap!"

Unexpectedly, amidst this eerie silence, bursts of crisp applause suddenly resounded!

Immediately, everyone's strange eyes were attracted to the Ninth Prince Zhao Zheng who was applauding alone.

"Good! Good! Good! This is a good statement! Men and women should be equal!"

Zhao Zheng was not afraid at all, but said three good words in succession, supporting "the number one feminist fighter in Daqian"!

"Zhao Zheng! Zhao Yun!"

Tai Fu Zhong Miao finally got angry, but immediately shouted loudly!

"Punish you two! Copy "Guan Ju" a hundred times!!"

"Uh?"

The corners of Zhao Zheng's mouth twitched suddenly amidst the furious roar of beard shaking, and the applause gradually stopped. He tilted his head halfway, and a big question mark suddenly appeared on his head...

"?"

……

"The most precious thing about a person is life. Life belongs to a person only once. A person's life should be spent like this:

When looking back on the past, don't regret for wasting your time, and don't be ashamed for doing nothing.

In this way, when I am about to die, I am proud enough to sigh: "I dedicate the essence of my life to my lifelong wish - to fight for the equality of men and women!" '

——Excerpt from the epitaph written by the first emperor for Changshan King Zhao Yun. "

—— "Shi Shuo Xin Yu" Volume [-] Struggle

Unexpectedly, just after signing the contract today, and just opening the reward, there will be an old book friend who wrote the book directly as the leader!

Ha ha!Dreamless is such a surprise!Then I found out that the leader of the previous book, who was also the first leader of the previous book, was cute together!

Thank you so much!Thanks to the first alliance leader 'World Five Hundred Cockroaches'!Thanks to the second leader for 'a little bit lazy'!Thanks for the support of the two leaders! !

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The following chapters will be even more exciting!

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Thanks again for the support of the two cute masters of this book! !

(End of this chapter)