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Chapter 212 Talent Show [Send Signed Book]

The second link is the talent show.

Appearing in order, the contestants in front are either performing singing or dancing, which is boring and the same, making the audience drowsy.A little more interesting is that a contestant showed the talent of blowing bubble gum with his nose.It is a bit heavy taste, which affects everyone's appetite.

It's so hard to live, it's finally the turn of the popular No.3 Yuriko in front of the bed.

The host said: "Miss Yuriko, please show your talent show."

Lily in front of the bed giggled, her black teeth were still shocking, she said, "The little girl is weak and flamboyant, she didn't show her talents well, please forgive me."

What talent is she going to perform?

Mikaka is also looking forward to it.I saw two workers bring a piece of marble, nail boards, hammers, and an old man.The old man claimed to be Niu Baoguo, the head of the Xingyi Sect. He couldn't remember his name, but he thought he was awesome anyway.

Then, Yuriko in front of the bed was lucky in her dantian and yelled loudly, which startled the audience, thinking that she was about to release the world-destructive Guibo Qigong.However, she was actually lying on the pegboard.

But that's scary enough.okay?
Are you sure the iron nails on the nail board won't pierce a small hole in her body?

Under the surprised eyes of the audience, two staff members placed marble blocks on her chest.That marble weighs at least one hundred kilograms.The staff also specially weighed it, and even selected an audience to come up to verify that this is indeed a piece of marble harder than marble!
"Hey!" Everything was ready, and it was Master Niu's turn to perform.He put on an air, his steps were erratic, his hands were waving around, he looked like a kung fu master.

Immediately afterwards, he picked up the sledgehammer.Walk to Yuriko in front of the bed.

Huh?This scene is so familiar.Seeing this, Mi Kaka couldn't help exclaiming, isn't this the legendary boulder in the chest? !

I saw Master Niu yelling, "Ah dah!"

The big hammer fell heavily, smashing the big stone on Lily's chest in front of the bed in half.

"Oh!" The audience exclaimed.

But I saw Baihezi in front of the bed slowly getting up, as if nothing had happened, without changing his face, and lucked out again in his dantian.

The host asked worriedly: "Miss Yuriko, are you okay?"

Yuriko raised her hand in front of the bed, "It's okay, it's okay. Very OK!"

OK?Mikaka really wanted to remind her, big sister, the little hole pierced in your back is bleeding blood!
The host exclaimed: "Miss Baihezi's talent is really eye-opening!"

For this hard work, the audience applauded like thunder.

"..."

Mi Kaka standing in the background has nothing to say, the current players, are they so hardworking? ! !

According to the latest data from Hunting.com, there are 1 votes for Yuriko in front of the bed.Proper No.[-].

Next, it was the turn of Mami Inoguchi of Yuyuan Zhiya.

"Miss Mami, the talent show you brought is...?"

"What I want to perform is hard qigong!"

Hello!Mi Kaka raised her forehead, did the Oiran Contest go to the wrong set?This is a beauty contest, not a martial arts contest.It’s fine for a performer to smash a big rock in his chest, but this pig’s mouth is so beautiful. First, he uses a spear to hit his throat, then picks up coins in an oil pan with his bare hands, and the last one is to climb a mountain of swords with bare feet.

Three talents in a row, I will ask you if you are convinced.

After reading the statistics, the host exclaimed: "Miss Zhenmei's votes surpassed Miss Yuriko's and reached 15 votes! May I ask, Miss Zhenmei, what do you think about this?"

Mami Inoguchi said shyly, "Host, can I make a request?"

"You said."

"Can you call an ambulance for me?"

After finishing speaking, plop, Mami Inoguchi overdid herself and fainted to the ground.He was quickly carried away on a stretcher by the staff.

In order to win the championship, she worked really hard.Mikaka applauded her sincerely.

The grand finale is the much-anticipated Xintian Zhiya.

Mikaka stepped forward bravely.Maybe he was afraid that he would repeat his old tricks, so the host deliberately changed into a pair of pants with a belt, which no one could tear off.

The host asked: "Miss Chiyoko, after watching the performance of the previous two contestants, your talent show must be even more outstanding. I don't know, is it jumping through the fire hoop or...?"

Under the expectant eyes of the audience, Mikaka said embarrassingly: "My talent show is...reciting poetry."

There was a dead silence in the auditorium.

The expressions on the audience's faces were like ordering a cup of bird's nest in a high-end restaurant, and halfway through eating, they found that there was a piece of rat droppings in it.

And Mikaka is that rat droppings.

In order to alleviate the embarrassing atmosphere at the scene, the host hurriedly said: "Then read it."

Mikaka smiled.

Hmph, you underestimated him too much.Do you think he read ordinary poetry!
impossible!How could someone as talented as Mikaka do such uncreative things!

He cleared his throat, brushed his hair, looked up at the sky at a 45-degree angle, and chanted in a steady stream of water: "Chun Mian doesn't wake up, and mosquitoes bite everywhere; the sound of wind and rain at night, how much money is left in the deposit! Peach Blossom Pond is a thousand feet deep, I wonder if the creditor is dead Die! I ask how much you can worry about, if the salary is not enough, it will be deducted at the end of the month."

oh!What a down-to-earth adaptation!If Mi Kaka was born in ancient times, he would be either a poet or a poet, at the very least, he could also be a golden lion king, right? !

He was complacent, waiting for the warm applause from the audience.

For a long while, there was no movement.

Look out of the corner of your eye.Uh... Everyone seemed to be frozen, staring at him dumbfounded, like looking at a mental patient.

It's not like being moved by his poetry.

Even the host froze in place, thinking to himself, maybe this person is mentally ill? ! !A beauty pageant chooses to recite poetry?Even if the magic reform is done, the pronunciation is not standard, just a bite of 'cooked winter melon'!
Looking at the number of his votes, there are only a pitiful 100 votes.Compared with other contestants who have tens of thousands of votes, Mi Kaka is like those online articles.

Seeing this, Mrs. Wada is a veteran of Jianghu, so she hurried out to save the situation.

Signature Book Question: What is Mikaka's talent show?
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