future hunt
Chapter 278 [Explosive Update]
Chapter 278 [Explosive Update]
"You won't be captured by the female ghost." Qin Sijie had goosebumps.
"Maybe I just went to the toilet. Let's not be suspicious..." Mi Kaka looked up at the clock on the wall, and unexpectedly, it was already 12 o'clock.
"Woohoo!" The mournful moan that resembled the sound of the wind sounded again.
However, it wasn't just rumors, because it was followed by a mournful cry, "Woohoo! I died so badly! I want to find a substitute!"
Every word and every sentence can be heard clearly.
The stabbing cold went from the throat to the abdomen.The whole body of the three of them was icy cold, and even their breathing stopped suddenly.
Damn.very scary.The three retreated to the corner, huddled together, trembling.
"Woo! Give me my life! Give me my life!"
The voice was getting closer and closer, and it became more and more shrill.The three of them stared in the direction of the door without turning their eyes. The lights in the corridor reflected a slender figure, slowly approaching.
"Hey...hehe...Brother Shi, it's up to you..." Mikaka's face was pale, and the corners of his mouth were crooked, as if out of shape.
"I don't want..." Shi Zhenxian pressed against the wall, expressing that he didn't want to be the first bird.
"Who told you to be Uncle Jiu." Qin Sijie and Mi Kaka pushed him out together.
"I won't be Uncle Nine anymore! Can't do it!" Shi Zhenxian wanted to regret it before it was too late.He staggered and rushed to the front, just in time to face the female ghost in white robe who walked in from the corridor.
"Wow! I'm dizzy." Shi Zhenxian groaned, pretended to be fainted, fell to the ground neatly, and spit out a little foam very well, as if the female ghost would not believe it.
Mi Kaka and Qin Sijie were left huddled in the corner, cowardly like two quails, looking both ridiculous and comical.
"Female ghost, please let us go. We are just scholars passing by here for a night." Mi Kaka spoke politely, and really regarded herself as a scholar who entered a ruined temple in ancient times.
However, the female ghost who appeared in front of him was not scary at all.
Because it didn't show its face, it was just covered with a white robe.
Even so, it can scare Mi Kaka and Qin Sijie enough.He almost fell on his knees and begged for mercy.
And the female ghost approached them, "Woo hoo. I can let you go, unless..."
"Unless what? As long as you let us go, we are willing to do anything." Qin Sijie nodded hastily.
"Yes, yes, yes!" Mi Kaka also echoed, "Leave us alive."
"Who wants your life, I want your money!"
"money?"
"That's right. Thirteen thousand per person, take it out, and I'll let you go."
Wait a minute, why is this female ghost so greedy for money.
Mi Kaka and Qin Sijie, who were in a state of panic, suddenly became suspicious, not to mention that the female ghost had an ordinary appearance, and how did it know that Mi Kaka and the others just made [-] yuan.
At this moment, Mikaka saw a pair of familiar shoes exposed under the white robe.
It seems that Xia Zaoan wore the same type of shoes today.
Damn... Mikaka understood immediately.
He leaned over to Qin Sijie and whispered a few words, and the other party suddenly realized.
The two decided to follow suit.
"The female ghost is big. Do you want money? I want a life." Their attitudes suddenly changed 180 degrees.Instead, the female ghost yelled in surprise.
"Hey, are you really not afraid of death?"
"Hey! Death is lighter than a feather and heavier than Mount Tai! We sacrificed for the cause of revolution! Eighteen years later, we will be a hero again!"
"..." The female ghost had nothing to say.
As for Mi Kaka and Qin Sijie, with the determination to die, one picked up the broom and the other picked up the folding stool.
"Female ghost, we want to eliminate harm for the people, so we will fight with you!"
The two men rushed forward aggressively.
"Wow!" The female ghost threw away the white robe in fright.
Shouting while running, "Look carefully, it's me. I'm not a female ghost! I'm a sexy, charming, youthful and beautiful girl who is invincible in the universe, Xia Zao!"
Bah, I already guessed it was her!
"Okay! Dare to scare us! Beat her!" Shi Zhenxian also got up from the ground.Since it's not a real female ghost, there's no need for him to continue pretending to be dizzy.
He, Mi Kaka, and Qin Sijie formed a siege against Xia Zao'an.
"Hey! I'm a girl! You even bully girls? Be careful of being called a scumbag!"
"A scumbag is a scumbag. Don't care!"
Soon, the three surrounded Xia Zao'an in a corner.She felt as if she was facing a big enemy, knowing that everyone was outraged, she quickly apologized: "Sorry, I was just joking. Don't take it seriously."
"Hey. We didn't take it seriously either. It's just that my hands are itchy and I just want to beat you up." Mikaka clenched her small fists, ready to use violence.
"Mikaka. I thought you were a warm boy, but I didn't expect you to be a scumbag who preys on girls!" Xia Zaoan said, "Wait and see, I'm going to expose your true colors and tell all the girls in the school."
"Whatever you want. Who cares. I'm not welcome at all."
Hard ones won't work, so Xia Zao'an has no choice but to be soft.
"Don't beat me up. Wait a minute, I can help you catch ghosts. If you beat me flat, who will help you catch ghosts."
"Uh..." The three hesitated.
It seems to be such a rationale.
"That's settled. You'll be in charge of hunting ghosts later."
"Don't worry. There are ghosts and legends, sprites and monsters, only the eagle is singing faintly!" Xia Zao'an is still in the mood to sing "Desert Camel", it seems that she is really confident in catching ghosts.
The three had no choice but to give up resentfully.If Xia Zao'an was beaten, and the female ghost happened to appear, the three of them would also be finished.
Forget it, just follow her now.
"However, how are you going to catch ghosts?" Mikaka said, "Don't be a fool."
Xia Zaoan puffed out her chest arrogantly, "It's just a female ghost, it seems to scare you. Let me tell you, I have a secret weapon."
The three hurriedly asked, "What is the secret weapon?"
Xia Zao'an pointed to the schoolbag in the corner, and said, "It's in my schoolbag. It's a magic tool for catching ghosts. I bought it from the Yaoyaoling prop shop. It cost me a lot of money."
The more she said that, the more tempting she became.
"Quickly tell me what it is. If you don't tell me, I'll hit you."
"Mikaka, when did you become so violent? Aren't you a three-good student?"
"I've changed my mind. I want to be a fly boy, a hooligan. I want to dye my hair, get tattoos, and smoke. So do you say it or not?"
"I said." Xia Zao'an began to feel that Mi Kaka was no longer a good boy.
It turns out that a person really can go bad.A pure and good boy like Mi Kaka is about to develop into a bad boy.
The role models and role models for young people no longer exist.
Xia Zaoan told the truth: "Actually, it's [Wan Shi Wan Ling Demon Reflecting Mirror]! As long as it is illuminated by that mirror, no ghost can escape."
Mikaka said: "Stop talking so much nonsense. Hurry up and let us open our eyes."
"What's the rush? The emperor is really not in a hurry. The eunuchs are in a hurry. This kind of secret weapon must not be brought out until the critical moment, so as to whet the readers' appetite and trick them into subscribing."
"No wonder you are so cheating, your name is the same as the pseudonym of the cheating author."
"Aren't you afraid that the author will kill you?" Xia Zao'an threatened Mi Kaka instead of the author.
He shut his mouth obediently.
The so-called people have to bow their heads under the roof.A scum like Mi Kaka knows very well that the reason for a dick to save his life is to talk less and keep a low profile.
In short, the four continued to wait.
long night. Half an hour has passed since 12 o'clock, and the female ghost has not yet appeared.
Maybe there are no ghosts at all.
Besides, there is no female ghost who spits silk.Don't you think this setting is too weird?The more they thought about it, the vigilance of the few of them gradually relaxed.
Just gather together, eat potato chips, and chatter.
As for the female ghost, love will come or not.
It's here, anyway, there is Xia Zao'an's artifact protection.Whatever it is.
While chewing potato chips, Xia Zaoan said, "Hey, do you know? This house is said to be a haunted house. I have investigated it. The original owner of this house is Yinen Jingzi, who used to be a popular singer."
"Yinen Jingzi? I think I've heard of this name before. Ah. I remember, my dad used to be super obsessed with her." Qin Sijie said.
Shi Zhenxian said: "The idol your father likes must be an old aunt."
Mi Kaka asked: "Then where is she now? Could it be that she is dead? That female ghost is her?"
Xia Zao'an said: "I don't know if I'm dead or not. This Yinen Jingzi, when she became popular more than ten years ago, because she was too arrogant, she made some arrogant remarks and bullied others. As a result, she was hacked by the whole network." , suddenly fell to the bottom of the valley. In a few years, she disappeared. Because she was no longer popular, not many people remembered her when she disappeared. However, a murderer caught last year confessed that Yinen Jingzi was He killed him. However, the murderer refused to explain where the body was hidden. By the way, the murderer is quite famous, I heard that he killed many people, he is quite perverted."
Mi Kaka thought for a while and said, "Is it that perverted murderer named Gao Chengyong?"
"That's right. That's him!"
"I heard from my brother that this murderer committed many crimes and was shot last year. Unexpectedly, Yinen Jingzi was killed by him."
"So." Shi Zhenxian's tone became very tense, "Is Yinen Jingzi's body hidden in this house?"
Xia Zao'an said: "The police also thought so, so they came here to search last year, but they didn't find the body. Because the owner, Qin Anbang, strongly opposed it, the large-scale search came to nothing. Therefore, Yinen Jingzi The whereabouts of his body are still unknown.”
Qin Sijie said: "No wonder my grandfather is willing to give up such a big house to the Wulala gang. It turns out that this haunted house is so scary."
While chatting, suddenly, "Dingling!"
The sudden sound of the mobile phone scared the four of them and almost exploded on the spot.
It was Qin Sijie's cell phone that rang.
It's so late, who's calling?
"It can't be the midnight bell." Mikaka couldn't help but think of this old movie.
Qin Sijie glanced at the phone tremblingly, and the screen showed that it was Ah Chun's call.
pick up.
"Auntie?"
"It's me. Nephew, you... are you all right?"
"It's okay. Why did you call suddenly?"
"I just care about you. Since you are all right, then I can rest assured. 88!"
The phone call that came in a hurry and hung up in a hurry.
Made four people confused.How did they know that Ah Chun was feeling uneasy when he saw the female ghost standing at the door, so he called to ask about the situation.
By the way, when will that female ghost appear?
Waited another half hour.The four of them ate a bag of potato chips, a bag of peanuts, and ordered a takeaway crayfish, but they didn't wait for the female ghost to appear.The only strange thing is that when the delivery man delivered the order to the door just now, he rode a small electric donkey and ran away frantically as if fleeing for his life.
When Mi Kaka looked back, she didn't find anything unusual.
Eat and drink enough.Shi Zhenxian patted his stomach and said, "I want to go to the bathroom."
"Then you go. You still have to ask us about this?" Xia Zao'an complained.
Shi Zhenxian said: "I dare not go alone. It's not like you don't know that all ghost stories happen in the toilet."
That's right, it's really strange, why do ghosts like to hide in the toilet?
Could it be that they like courting death (shit)?
"Master Qin, follow me." Shi Zhenxian pulled Qin Sijie.
"No. Call Mi Kaka. He is more suitable." Qin Sijie resolutely blamed Mi Kaka.
"Wait a minute, what do you mean I'm better suited?"
"That is to say, you look like the kind who will meet ghosts every minute. If Brother Shi goes with you, then the female ghost will definitely choose you instead of him."
Shi Zhenxian patted his bald head, "Young Master Qin, your analysis makes sense. I almost forgot that the role of Mi Kaka is especially suitable for a famous saying."
"What famous words?" Mi Kaka always felt that there was nothing good to say.
Sure enough, Shi Zhenxian stood between him and Qin Sijie, and said, "Your motto is, if three of us go together, there must be my dead body."
"What the hell?" Mikaka didn't understand at first.
Until Qin Sijie explained, "It's not the master's teacher, but the corpse of the corpse. Simply put, for the three of us, you must die first."
"Get out!" Mikaka was angry. "How to talk! Am I so unlucky?"
"Yeah." Shi Zhenxian, Qin Sijie, and Xia Zao'an all nodded in unison.
It seems that a consensus has been formed on Mikaka's unlucky attributes.
"I said. Brother Shi, if you don't go to the toilet, you will be pulled out."
"Then why don't you go with me?"
"I don't want to pull! Why do you want me to accompany you?"
"I'm scared alone. I want to find a substitute."
"This is what you really think!"
It's really unfortunate to have such a friend.Mikaka thought of an idea, and simply brought an empty mineral water bottle and handed it to him, "Just pull it in."
"But, I'm big."
"Uh...then pull it in the yard." Mi Kaka pointed to the flower bushes in the yard outside the house.
"It's not good to defecate indiscriminately like this."
"Then if you dare to go to the toilet, you can go."
Shi Zhenxian pondered for a while, and said, "Then I'd better go pull it in the yard. It's time to fertilize the flowers and plants. Who wants to accompany me."
Since he wasn't going to the toilet, but outside the house with the lights on, Qin Sijie became bolder and said, "Then I'll do it too. At least I have a companion. Don't panic."
So, the two came to the yard outside the house, facing the living room.They picked a bush and it was full of beautiful roses.
Just to cover their convenience.
Suddenly, Shi Zhenxian remembered something, "You guys are in the house, don't peek at us!"
"Fuck you." Mi Kaka scolded from the living room, "Who has the leisure to watch you pull Xiang!"
"Then how do I know if you have that hobby?"
"Don't worry. My hobbies are pure!"
Who is it, really.Mikaka couldn't laugh or cry.
Just as he was about to crack a wry smile, he suddenly froze.
Wait, he seemed to see Shi Zhenxian's back just now...
No way?A layer of cold sweat rolled down Mikaka's back.A chill came over him.Although it was just a quick glance, he seemed to see a white shadow behind Shi Zhenxian...
Could it be wrong?
Thinking this way in my heart, I turned my head to look again in a strange way.That's how people like to die.
However, when Mikaka watched carefully, the white shadow disappeared.As if it was just his eyesight.
Perhaps, really dazzled.Mikaka made a false alarm, and he wiped the cold sweat from his forehead.
Damn, this place is so weird.
Hope tomorrow's sunrise comes early!I don't want this novel to be a ghost story!This is the cry in Mikaka's heart.
As for Shi Zhenxian and Qin Sijie, they turned behind the flowers and were about to unbutton their pants.Qin Sijie suddenly said, "Oh no, I forgot to bring toilet paper."
"Don't panic." Shi Zhenxian had an idea, "We have this thing."
He took a stack of charms from his pocket.
Qin Sijie said: "Isn't that used to cast down ghosts? It's such a waste to use it as toilet paper."
Shi Zhenxian said: "Then you are willing to pick it with your hands."
"Then I'll use this."
Of course, Qin Sijie chose the latter among hand picks and spells.
"Wow! It's comfortable!" Shi Zhenxian said happily.
A foul stench filled the air.
Qin Sijie was almost suffocated, and he covered his nose, "It stinks! Brother Shi, your name is right! You are blowing like a poison gas bomb."
"Could it be that your Xiang is fragrant?!"
"At least it doesn't smell as bad as yours."
Qin Sijie disliked him very much, so he simply moved away.It's a little bit less smelly.
"Tsk. Something is wrong with the rich man." Shi Zhenxian didn't bother to talk to him, and hummed a ditty while pulling.
Mikaka couldn't appreciate this kind of hobby.
He and Xia Zaoan were sitting in the living room, one was nervous and the other was bored, forming a stark contrast.
Two people outside the house.Just halfway through, Shi Zhenxian suddenly felt a coolness on his buttocks, as if a hand was touching his pp.
Shi Zhenxian scolded, "Young Master Qin, you are a pervert. Don't sexually harass me. Why are you touching me?"
Mr. Qin over there also scolded, "You must be sick. Why did I harass you? Am I a monster with long hands!"
Yes, Qin Sijie is so far away, how could he touch him?
Realizing this, Shi Zhenxian was instantly overwhelmed by fear, his chrysanthemum shrank, and his body was so stiff that he couldn't even shake.If it wasn't Qin Sijie who was touching him, who else!
A great sense of fear rose from his heart.He thought of a horror.Do you still need to ask?Of course it's a ghost!
My God!Shi Zhenxian gritted his teeth and glanced back tremblingly.
Even if you are afraid, you must satisfy your curiosity.Human beings are often such contradictory psychology.
I had expected a female ghost hiding behind me, but... nothing.
There is only a lump of indescribable things on the ground.
call.Shi Zhenxian heaved a long sigh of relief.A cold sweat slipped from his forehead.
No matter, hurry up and leave.He didn't dare to stay any longer, and was about to wipe his butt clean.
didn't expect-
Suddenly, a cold hand touched his heel.This time, the feeling was very strong.The real is not like an illusion.
It was obvious that someone was grabbing his ankle!
Depend on!Shi Zhenxian cursed in his heart, he looked down reflexively.
I saw a pale hand and a face as white as paper, which came into my eyes.
That face still gave him a miserable smile.
"Hehe." Shi Zhenxian seemed to be laughing and crying at the same time, the expression on his face was distorted exaggeratedly and comically.
Immediately after—
"Wow!" he burst into a deafening scream.
I didn't even pull up my pants, and jumped up without wiping my butt.
Yelling, "There it is! There it is! There's a ghost!"
The scene was lifeless, like a gunpowder keg was ignited and exploded in an instant.
Qin Sijie over there just saw it, and immediately lost his mind.
He and the female ghost's face looked at each other.
"Damn it! The ghost is coming!" Qin Sijie lifted his pants and wanted to escape, but without thinking, a hand came out from under the ground and tried to grab his heel.
He lost his balance all of a sudden and fell to the ground with a plop, his face almost flattened.
"Woooo! It hurts! Help me." Qin Sijie burst into tears.
As for Shi Zhenxian, seeing that he couldn't break free, he suddenly remembered the spell in his hand that he hadn't had time to wipe, "Bah! Why are we running away, use the spell to destroy it."
It was too late, but soon, he tapped a spell on the female ghost's forehead.
The female ghost let go of her hand.in a pinned state.
"Haha! I didn't expect it to be handled so easily by me."
"Brother Shi, awesome!" Qin Sijie also ran over and gave him a thumbs up.
"How to deal with this ghost?"
"Fry it in the pan! Come on, a fried ghost!"
"hey-hey."
As if responding to them, the female ghost let out a sinister smile, and blowing out the useless spell with a breath.
The two were dumbfounded.
Qin Sijie scolded, "Brother Shi, where did you buy this broken spell? It's useless!"
"Online shopping."
Qin Sijie picked up the talisman and looked at it, almost wanting to curse, the words on the talisman turned out to be Gong Xi Fa Cai?
Exo Me? !That's it?
I fell!
"Wow! Run!" Shi Zhenxian pulled Qin Sijie and ran all the way.
However, the female ghost's hand grabbed their necks...
"Brother Ka, Sister An, help!"
Hearing their cries for help, Mi Kaka and Xia Zaoan jumped out of the house.
But he saw a female ghost standing behind Shi Zhenxian and Qin Sijie, wrapping around their necks.
Mi Kaka and Xia Zao'an tactfully jumped back into the room and stood far away.
When the female ghost really appeared, if you said you were not afraid, it was all a lie.
I saw the female ghost with long black hair, wearing white clothes, and a pair of bright red high-heeled shoes. This image was exactly the same as the female ghost in the movie.Why do female ghosts look like this and have no creativity?
Hey, do you want a female ghost to wear a sexy bikini and call you Ya Die? !
Mi Kaka hid behind Xia Zao'an and pushed her, "The ghost is coming, why don't you hurry up?"
Xia Zao'an quickly regained her composure after experiencing a brief shock.
After all, she is a well-informed boss cat, a mere female ghost, can she be scared?
She pointed there, and angrily reprimanded: "Hmph, you really appeared. Yinen Jingzi! See if I don't kill you."
Then, she instructed Mikaka, "Go and get my schoolbag."
"Due to the schedule of the show, I've already prepared it in advance." Mikaka stuffed her schoolbag into her arms, kicked her butt, "Go out and catch ghosts!"
"Meow you, Mikaka, you have learned to treat others as cannon fodder."
"It's called chronic illness becoming a doctor." Mi Kaka didn't care if he used the idiom correctly, anyway, it's nothing to do with him this time.
Ah, I didn't expect to lose so many episodes, and finally there is an episode that doesn't need to be cannon fodder.Mikaka was also very moved by this.
(End of this chapter)
"You won't be captured by the female ghost." Qin Sijie had goosebumps.
"Maybe I just went to the toilet. Let's not be suspicious..." Mi Kaka looked up at the clock on the wall, and unexpectedly, it was already 12 o'clock.
"Woohoo!" The mournful moan that resembled the sound of the wind sounded again.
However, it wasn't just rumors, because it was followed by a mournful cry, "Woohoo! I died so badly! I want to find a substitute!"
Every word and every sentence can be heard clearly.
The stabbing cold went from the throat to the abdomen.The whole body of the three of them was icy cold, and even their breathing stopped suddenly.
Damn.very scary.The three retreated to the corner, huddled together, trembling.
"Woo! Give me my life! Give me my life!"
The voice was getting closer and closer, and it became more and more shrill.The three of them stared in the direction of the door without turning their eyes. The lights in the corridor reflected a slender figure, slowly approaching.
"Hey...hehe...Brother Shi, it's up to you..." Mikaka's face was pale, and the corners of his mouth were crooked, as if out of shape.
"I don't want..." Shi Zhenxian pressed against the wall, expressing that he didn't want to be the first bird.
"Who told you to be Uncle Jiu." Qin Sijie and Mi Kaka pushed him out together.
"I won't be Uncle Nine anymore! Can't do it!" Shi Zhenxian wanted to regret it before it was too late.He staggered and rushed to the front, just in time to face the female ghost in white robe who walked in from the corridor.
"Wow! I'm dizzy." Shi Zhenxian groaned, pretended to be fainted, fell to the ground neatly, and spit out a little foam very well, as if the female ghost would not believe it.
Mi Kaka and Qin Sijie were left huddled in the corner, cowardly like two quails, looking both ridiculous and comical.
"Female ghost, please let us go. We are just scholars passing by here for a night." Mi Kaka spoke politely, and really regarded herself as a scholar who entered a ruined temple in ancient times.
However, the female ghost who appeared in front of him was not scary at all.
Because it didn't show its face, it was just covered with a white robe.
Even so, it can scare Mi Kaka and Qin Sijie enough.He almost fell on his knees and begged for mercy.
And the female ghost approached them, "Woo hoo. I can let you go, unless..."
"Unless what? As long as you let us go, we are willing to do anything." Qin Sijie nodded hastily.
"Yes, yes, yes!" Mi Kaka also echoed, "Leave us alive."
"Who wants your life, I want your money!"
"money?"
"That's right. Thirteen thousand per person, take it out, and I'll let you go."
Wait a minute, why is this female ghost so greedy for money.
Mi Kaka and Qin Sijie, who were in a state of panic, suddenly became suspicious, not to mention that the female ghost had an ordinary appearance, and how did it know that Mi Kaka and the others just made [-] yuan.
At this moment, Mikaka saw a pair of familiar shoes exposed under the white robe.
It seems that Xia Zaoan wore the same type of shoes today.
Damn... Mikaka understood immediately.
He leaned over to Qin Sijie and whispered a few words, and the other party suddenly realized.
The two decided to follow suit.
"The female ghost is big. Do you want money? I want a life." Their attitudes suddenly changed 180 degrees.Instead, the female ghost yelled in surprise.
"Hey, are you really not afraid of death?"
"Hey! Death is lighter than a feather and heavier than Mount Tai! We sacrificed for the cause of revolution! Eighteen years later, we will be a hero again!"
"..." The female ghost had nothing to say.
As for Mi Kaka and Qin Sijie, with the determination to die, one picked up the broom and the other picked up the folding stool.
"Female ghost, we want to eliminate harm for the people, so we will fight with you!"
The two men rushed forward aggressively.
"Wow!" The female ghost threw away the white robe in fright.
Shouting while running, "Look carefully, it's me. I'm not a female ghost! I'm a sexy, charming, youthful and beautiful girl who is invincible in the universe, Xia Zao!"
Bah, I already guessed it was her!
"Okay! Dare to scare us! Beat her!" Shi Zhenxian also got up from the ground.Since it's not a real female ghost, there's no need for him to continue pretending to be dizzy.
He, Mi Kaka, and Qin Sijie formed a siege against Xia Zao'an.
"Hey! I'm a girl! You even bully girls? Be careful of being called a scumbag!"
"A scumbag is a scumbag. Don't care!"
Soon, the three surrounded Xia Zao'an in a corner.She felt as if she was facing a big enemy, knowing that everyone was outraged, she quickly apologized: "Sorry, I was just joking. Don't take it seriously."
"Hey. We didn't take it seriously either. It's just that my hands are itchy and I just want to beat you up." Mikaka clenched her small fists, ready to use violence.
"Mikaka. I thought you were a warm boy, but I didn't expect you to be a scumbag who preys on girls!" Xia Zaoan said, "Wait and see, I'm going to expose your true colors and tell all the girls in the school."
"Whatever you want. Who cares. I'm not welcome at all."
Hard ones won't work, so Xia Zao'an has no choice but to be soft.
"Don't beat me up. Wait a minute, I can help you catch ghosts. If you beat me flat, who will help you catch ghosts."
"Uh..." The three hesitated.
It seems to be such a rationale.
"That's settled. You'll be in charge of hunting ghosts later."
"Don't worry. There are ghosts and legends, sprites and monsters, only the eagle is singing faintly!" Xia Zao'an is still in the mood to sing "Desert Camel", it seems that she is really confident in catching ghosts.
The three had no choice but to give up resentfully.If Xia Zao'an was beaten, and the female ghost happened to appear, the three of them would also be finished.
Forget it, just follow her now.
"However, how are you going to catch ghosts?" Mikaka said, "Don't be a fool."
Xia Zaoan puffed out her chest arrogantly, "It's just a female ghost, it seems to scare you. Let me tell you, I have a secret weapon."
The three hurriedly asked, "What is the secret weapon?"
Xia Zao'an pointed to the schoolbag in the corner, and said, "It's in my schoolbag. It's a magic tool for catching ghosts. I bought it from the Yaoyaoling prop shop. It cost me a lot of money."
The more she said that, the more tempting she became.
"Quickly tell me what it is. If you don't tell me, I'll hit you."
"Mikaka, when did you become so violent? Aren't you a three-good student?"
"I've changed my mind. I want to be a fly boy, a hooligan. I want to dye my hair, get tattoos, and smoke. So do you say it or not?"
"I said." Xia Zao'an began to feel that Mi Kaka was no longer a good boy.
It turns out that a person really can go bad.A pure and good boy like Mi Kaka is about to develop into a bad boy.
The role models and role models for young people no longer exist.
Xia Zaoan told the truth: "Actually, it's [Wan Shi Wan Ling Demon Reflecting Mirror]! As long as it is illuminated by that mirror, no ghost can escape."
Mikaka said: "Stop talking so much nonsense. Hurry up and let us open our eyes."
"What's the rush? The emperor is really not in a hurry. The eunuchs are in a hurry. This kind of secret weapon must not be brought out until the critical moment, so as to whet the readers' appetite and trick them into subscribing."
"No wonder you are so cheating, your name is the same as the pseudonym of the cheating author."
"Aren't you afraid that the author will kill you?" Xia Zao'an threatened Mi Kaka instead of the author.
He shut his mouth obediently.
The so-called people have to bow their heads under the roof.A scum like Mi Kaka knows very well that the reason for a dick to save his life is to talk less and keep a low profile.
In short, the four continued to wait.
long night. Half an hour has passed since 12 o'clock, and the female ghost has not yet appeared.
Maybe there are no ghosts at all.
Besides, there is no female ghost who spits silk.Don't you think this setting is too weird?The more they thought about it, the vigilance of the few of them gradually relaxed.
Just gather together, eat potato chips, and chatter.
As for the female ghost, love will come or not.
It's here, anyway, there is Xia Zao'an's artifact protection.Whatever it is.
While chewing potato chips, Xia Zaoan said, "Hey, do you know? This house is said to be a haunted house. I have investigated it. The original owner of this house is Yinen Jingzi, who used to be a popular singer."
"Yinen Jingzi? I think I've heard of this name before. Ah. I remember, my dad used to be super obsessed with her." Qin Sijie said.
Shi Zhenxian said: "The idol your father likes must be an old aunt."
Mi Kaka asked: "Then where is she now? Could it be that she is dead? That female ghost is her?"
Xia Zao'an said: "I don't know if I'm dead or not. This Yinen Jingzi, when she became popular more than ten years ago, because she was too arrogant, she made some arrogant remarks and bullied others. As a result, she was hacked by the whole network." , suddenly fell to the bottom of the valley. In a few years, she disappeared. Because she was no longer popular, not many people remembered her when she disappeared. However, a murderer caught last year confessed that Yinen Jingzi was He killed him. However, the murderer refused to explain where the body was hidden. By the way, the murderer is quite famous, I heard that he killed many people, he is quite perverted."
Mi Kaka thought for a while and said, "Is it that perverted murderer named Gao Chengyong?"
"That's right. That's him!"
"I heard from my brother that this murderer committed many crimes and was shot last year. Unexpectedly, Yinen Jingzi was killed by him."
"So." Shi Zhenxian's tone became very tense, "Is Yinen Jingzi's body hidden in this house?"
Xia Zao'an said: "The police also thought so, so they came here to search last year, but they didn't find the body. Because the owner, Qin Anbang, strongly opposed it, the large-scale search came to nothing. Therefore, Yinen Jingzi The whereabouts of his body are still unknown.”
Qin Sijie said: "No wonder my grandfather is willing to give up such a big house to the Wulala gang. It turns out that this haunted house is so scary."
While chatting, suddenly, "Dingling!"
The sudden sound of the mobile phone scared the four of them and almost exploded on the spot.
It was Qin Sijie's cell phone that rang.
It's so late, who's calling?
"It can't be the midnight bell." Mikaka couldn't help but think of this old movie.
Qin Sijie glanced at the phone tremblingly, and the screen showed that it was Ah Chun's call.
pick up.
"Auntie?"
"It's me. Nephew, you... are you all right?"
"It's okay. Why did you call suddenly?"
"I just care about you. Since you are all right, then I can rest assured. 88!"
The phone call that came in a hurry and hung up in a hurry.
Made four people confused.How did they know that Ah Chun was feeling uneasy when he saw the female ghost standing at the door, so he called to ask about the situation.
By the way, when will that female ghost appear?
Waited another half hour.The four of them ate a bag of potato chips, a bag of peanuts, and ordered a takeaway crayfish, but they didn't wait for the female ghost to appear.The only strange thing is that when the delivery man delivered the order to the door just now, he rode a small electric donkey and ran away frantically as if fleeing for his life.
When Mi Kaka looked back, she didn't find anything unusual.
Eat and drink enough.Shi Zhenxian patted his stomach and said, "I want to go to the bathroom."
"Then you go. You still have to ask us about this?" Xia Zao'an complained.
Shi Zhenxian said: "I dare not go alone. It's not like you don't know that all ghost stories happen in the toilet."
That's right, it's really strange, why do ghosts like to hide in the toilet?
Could it be that they like courting death (shit)?
"Master Qin, follow me." Shi Zhenxian pulled Qin Sijie.
"No. Call Mi Kaka. He is more suitable." Qin Sijie resolutely blamed Mi Kaka.
"Wait a minute, what do you mean I'm better suited?"
"That is to say, you look like the kind who will meet ghosts every minute. If Brother Shi goes with you, then the female ghost will definitely choose you instead of him."
Shi Zhenxian patted his bald head, "Young Master Qin, your analysis makes sense. I almost forgot that the role of Mi Kaka is especially suitable for a famous saying."
"What famous words?" Mi Kaka always felt that there was nothing good to say.
Sure enough, Shi Zhenxian stood between him and Qin Sijie, and said, "Your motto is, if three of us go together, there must be my dead body."
"What the hell?" Mikaka didn't understand at first.
Until Qin Sijie explained, "It's not the master's teacher, but the corpse of the corpse. Simply put, for the three of us, you must die first."
"Get out!" Mikaka was angry. "How to talk! Am I so unlucky?"
"Yeah." Shi Zhenxian, Qin Sijie, and Xia Zao'an all nodded in unison.
It seems that a consensus has been formed on Mikaka's unlucky attributes.
"I said. Brother Shi, if you don't go to the toilet, you will be pulled out."
"Then why don't you go with me?"
"I don't want to pull! Why do you want me to accompany you?"
"I'm scared alone. I want to find a substitute."
"This is what you really think!"
It's really unfortunate to have such a friend.Mikaka thought of an idea, and simply brought an empty mineral water bottle and handed it to him, "Just pull it in."
"But, I'm big."
"Uh...then pull it in the yard." Mi Kaka pointed to the flower bushes in the yard outside the house.
"It's not good to defecate indiscriminately like this."
"Then if you dare to go to the toilet, you can go."
Shi Zhenxian pondered for a while, and said, "Then I'd better go pull it in the yard. It's time to fertilize the flowers and plants. Who wants to accompany me."
Since he wasn't going to the toilet, but outside the house with the lights on, Qin Sijie became bolder and said, "Then I'll do it too. At least I have a companion. Don't panic."
So, the two came to the yard outside the house, facing the living room.They picked a bush and it was full of beautiful roses.
Just to cover their convenience.
Suddenly, Shi Zhenxian remembered something, "You guys are in the house, don't peek at us!"
"Fuck you." Mi Kaka scolded from the living room, "Who has the leisure to watch you pull Xiang!"
"Then how do I know if you have that hobby?"
"Don't worry. My hobbies are pure!"
Who is it, really.Mikaka couldn't laugh or cry.
Just as he was about to crack a wry smile, he suddenly froze.
Wait, he seemed to see Shi Zhenxian's back just now...
No way?A layer of cold sweat rolled down Mikaka's back.A chill came over him.Although it was just a quick glance, he seemed to see a white shadow behind Shi Zhenxian...
Could it be wrong?
Thinking this way in my heart, I turned my head to look again in a strange way.That's how people like to die.
However, when Mikaka watched carefully, the white shadow disappeared.As if it was just his eyesight.
Perhaps, really dazzled.Mikaka made a false alarm, and he wiped the cold sweat from his forehead.
Damn, this place is so weird.
Hope tomorrow's sunrise comes early!I don't want this novel to be a ghost story!This is the cry in Mikaka's heart.
As for Shi Zhenxian and Qin Sijie, they turned behind the flowers and were about to unbutton their pants.Qin Sijie suddenly said, "Oh no, I forgot to bring toilet paper."
"Don't panic." Shi Zhenxian had an idea, "We have this thing."
He took a stack of charms from his pocket.
Qin Sijie said: "Isn't that used to cast down ghosts? It's such a waste to use it as toilet paper."
Shi Zhenxian said: "Then you are willing to pick it with your hands."
"Then I'll use this."
Of course, Qin Sijie chose the latter among hand picks and spells.
"Wow! It's comfortable!" Shi Zhenxian said happily.
A foul stench filled the air.
Qin Sijie was almost suffocated, and he covered his nose, "It stinks! Brother Shi, your name is right! You are blowing like a poison gas bomb."
"Could it be that your Xiang is fragrant?!"
"At least it doesn't smell as bad as yours."
Qin Sijie disliked him very much, so he simply moved away.It's a little bit less smelly.
"Tsk. Something is wrong with the rich man." Shi Zhenxian didn't bother to talk to him, and hummed a ditty while pulling.
Mikaka couldn't appreciate this kind of hobby.
He and Xia Zaoan were sitting in the living room, one was nervous and the other was bored, forming a stark contrast.
Two people outside the house.Just halfway through, Shi Zhenxian suddenly felt a coolness on his buttocks, as if a hand was touching his pp.
Shi Zhenxian scolded, "Young Master Qin, you are a pervert. Don't sexually harass me. Why are you touching me?"
Mr. Qin over there also scolded, "You must be sick. Why did I harass you? Am I a monster with long hands!"
Yes, Qin Sijie is so far away, how could he touch him?
Realizing this, Shi Zhenxian was instantly overwhelmed by fear, his chrysanthemum shrank, and his body was so stiff that he couldn't even shake.If it wasn't Qin Sijie who was touching him, who else!
A great sense of fear rose from his heart.He thought of a horror.Do you still need to ask?Of course it's a ghost!
My God!Shi Zhenxian gritted his teeth and glanced back tremblingly.
Even if you are afraid, you must satisfy your curiosity.Human beings are often such contradictory psychology.
I had expected a female ghost hiding behind me, but... nothing.
There is only a lump of indescribable things on the ground.
call.Shi Zhenxian heaved a long sigh of relief.A cold sweat slipped from his forehead.
No matter, hurry up and leave.He didn't dare to stay any longer, and was about to wipe his butt clean.
didn't expect-
Suddenly, a cold hand touched his heel.This time, the feeling was very strong.The real is not like an illusion.
It was obvious that someone was grabbing his ankle!
Depend on!Shi Zhenxian cursed in his heart, he looked down reflexively.
I saw a pale hand and a face as white as paper, which came into my eyes.
That face still gave him a miserable smile.
"Hehe." Shi Zhenxian seemed to be laughing and crying at the same time, the expression on his face was distorted exaggeratedly and comically.
Immediately after—
"Wow!" he burst into a deafening scream.
I didn't even pull up my pants, and jumped up without wiping my butt.
Yelling, "There it is! There it is! There's a ghost!"
The scene was lifeless, like a gunpowder keg was ignited and exploded in an instant.
Qin Sijie over there just saw it, and immediately lost his mind.
He and the female ghost's face looked at each other.
"Damn it! The ghost is coming!" Qin Sijie lifted his pants and wanted to escape, but without thinking, a hand came out from under the ground and tried to grab his heel.
He lost his balance all of a sudden and fell to the ground with a plop, his face almost flattened.
"Woooo! It hurts! Help me." Qin Sijie burst into tears.
As for Shi Zhenxian, seeing that he couldn't break free, he suddenly remembered the spell in his hand that he hadn't had time to wipe, "Bah! Why are we running away, use the spell to destroy it."
It was too late, but soon, he tapped a spell on the female ghost's forehead.
The female ghost let go of her hand.in a pinned state.
"Haha! I didn't expect it to be handled so easily by me."
"Brother Shi, awesome!" Qin Sijie also ran over and gave him a thumbs up.
"How to deal with this ghost?"
"Fry it in the pan! Come on, a fried ghost!"
"hey-hey."
As if responding to them, the female ghost let out a sinister smile, and blowing out the useless spell with a breath.
The two were dumbfounded.
Qin Sijie scolded, "Brother Shi, where did you buy this broken spell? It's useless!"
"Online shopping."
Qin Sijie picked up the talisman and looked at it, almost wanting to curse, the words on the talisman turned out to be Gong Xi Fa Cai?
Exo Me? !That's it?
I fell!
"Wow! Run!" Shi Zhenxian pulled Qin Sijie and ran all the way.
However, the female ghost's hand grabbed their necks...
"Brother Ka, Sister An, help!"
Hearing their cries for help, Mi Kaka and Xia Zaoan jumped out of the house.
But he saw a female ghost standing behind Shi Zhenxian and Qin Sijie, wrapping around their necks.
Mi Kaka and Xia Zao'an tactfully jumped back into the room and stood far away.
When the female ghost really appeared, if you said you were not afraid, it was all a lie.
I saw the female ghost with long black hair, wearing white clothes, and a pair of bright red high-heeled shoes. This image was exactly the same as the female ghost in the movie.Why do female ghosts look like this and have no creativity?
Hey, do you want a female ghost to wear a sexy bikini and call you Ya Die? !
Mi Kaka hid behind Xia Zao'an and pushed her, "The ghost is coming, why don't you hurry up?"
Xia Zao'an quickly regained her composure after experiencing a brief shock.
After all, she is a well-informed boss cat, a mere female ghost, can she be scared?
She pointed there, and angrily reprimanded: "Hmph, you really appeared. Yinen Jingzi! See if I don't kill you."
Then, she instructed Mikaka, "Go and get my schoolbag."
"Due to the schedule of the show, I've already prepared it in advance." Mikaka stuffed her schoolbag into her arms, kicked her butt, "Go out and catch ghosts!"
"Meow you, Mikaka, you have learned to treat others as cannon fodder."
"It's called chronic illness becoming a doctor." Mi Kaka didn't care if he used the idiom correctly, anyway, it's nothing to do with him this time.
Ah, I didn't expect to lose so many episodes, and finally there is an episode that doesn't need to be cannon fodder.Mikaka was also very moved by this.
(End of this chapter)
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