future hunt

Chapter 291 Grabbing the Landlord 【Explosive Update】

It's night.A sleepy city is like a dormant beast.The sky was dark, and there was a fishy smell in the air.

The house was brightly lit.The familiar BGM of Happy Fighting the Landlords came out.

"To the landlord!"

"Grab the landlord!"

"I rob!"

"fry!"

"Big you!"

"But."

"Come on I wait until the flowers have wilted."

"airplane!"

"Three belts and one pair!"

It turned out that Shi Zhenxian and the others were playing Doudizhu around a table.As soon as they finished their dinner, they found an excuse with their family that they were going to a cram school, and they ended up meeting here.

Maybe they think the atmosphere is not good enough, they use their mobile phones to play the background music of Doudizhu, so it is fun to play like this!

"Shunzi! Do you want it!" Shi Zhenxian was triumphant.

"No!" Mi Kaka and Qin Sijie were dejected.

"fry!"

"do not want!"

"Wang Bang!"

"Oh, no!"

"Airplane! Spring!"

Shi Zhenxian raised his hands high, "I won again. I am worthy of being the King of Landlords in Xiangyun High School!"

Is this bald guy cheating?Mi Kaka and Qin Sijie looked at each other in disbelief.

From the beginning to now, Shi Zhenxian has won ten games in a row.

"You're cheating!" Mi Kaka pressed his hand suddenly, and together with Qin Sijie, took off his shirt.

"Do you know that if you cheat, you have to cut off a hand!"

"Let me tell you." Shi Zhenxian was speechless, "Do you guys watch too many gambling movies? Do you think I'm a god of gambling! I'm cheating every now and then!"

As a result, his shirt was stripped off, and no playing cards were found.

Shi Zhenxian showed two points, and looked at the two of them with a smirk, "There is nothing to say. Accept the punishment obediently!"

"I know why I'm so weak." Qin Sijie seemed to have found the crux of the problem.

"How to say?"

"It must have been implicated by Mi Kaka, a bad boy. Every time I partnered with him as a farmer! It's no wonder if we don't lose!"

"Mr. Qin, your surname is Lai. Can this kind of thing be blamed on me?"

"That's not right." Shi Zhenxian said, "I think Mr. Qin's words are very reasonable. Everyone on the earth knows about your decline. The so-called ancient poems say that those who are close to Qimu are handsome, and those who are close to Mikaka are bad. This is recognized. It's gone."

"Don't change ancient poems! Believe it or not, you will be accused of copyright infringement!"

"Anyway, that's the truth." Shi Zhenxian picked up a large signature pen and asked the two of them to stretch their faces over, "Damn, there's nowhere to start."

The person who loses the fight against the landlord will be painted on the face by the winner.So far, the faces of Mi Kaka and Qin Sijie have almost been painted as Indians, and Shi Zhenxian's face is still a little white face.

Mikaka suddenly remembered something, he tapped his head, why didn't there be a sound from the bad luck system?

Could it be that the decline was not thorough enough, so no points were added?

At this time, the air in the summer house was very stuffy.This old house has been abandoned for too long, and it doesn't even have air conditioning.It was Ah Chun who brought a few big fans from home and blew them loudly.

Except for the three of them playing Doudizhu, the rest, including Ah Chun and Xia Zaoan, Bai Yulan and Yinen Jingzi were all sitting in front of the TV watching variety shows.I forgot the name of that show, but anyway, it was a group of aging idols making their debut in a group.This show is very popular, because one of the old aunts was scolded on the hot search because she often bullied others.Even Mi Kaka can get dirty information about this old aunt by swiping the web.

Mosquitoes buzzed overhead in the living room.

Shi Zhenxian was full of fighting spirit, "Come, come, let's have another dish!"

But Mi Kaka has already lost interest. For a person as bad as him, it is better not to play this kind of game.

"No more, no more. How long will it take?" Mikaka looked at the time on the wall, it was almost nine o'clock.They came to this mansion just to wait for that Gao Xiaolu, if Gao Xiaolu didn't come, wouldn't they be waiting in vain?but……

"By the way, where is Qi Mu?"

Looking around, this person is not there.Because he was focused on playing the game, he didn't care much about this guy's presence.

"He won't be a deserter," Mikaka said.

"Do you think Mr. Qi Mu is the same as you? Don't worry." Shi Zhenxian and Qin Sijie said that a dragon like Qi Mu cherishes time like gold, and will definitely choose to appear at the most exciting moment in order to shine brilliantly , Raise the person who forces the king to a higher level.

"You two are very familiar with his style..."

"Of course. We are his No. [-] and No. [-] fans. We know everything about the idol's private life! By the way." Shi Zhenxian suddenly smiled at Qin Sijie, and took out a stinky sock from his arms: " What do you think it is?"

Qin Sijie covered his nose, "Whose socks are so smelly?!"

"Bah. These are Mr. Qi Mu's socks! I stole them."

"What?!!!" Mi Kaka and Qin Sijie were quite surprised, Mi Kaka: "Are you sick? Why are you stealing other people's socks! You still have such a strong taste! These socks smell worse than salted fish!"

"You don't understand this!" Shi Zhenxian didn't feel disgusted, put it in his nose and smelled it, "This is the smell of idols. It's original!"

"what……"

This guy is so perverted!
Mi Kaka was about to despise him, but Qin Sijie said in an envious tone: "Wow! I really want it too! Brother Shi, sell me this sock!"

"No! No amount of money will be sold!"

"I will offer 1000 yuan! These are the socks of the idol, I want to treasure them!"

"Not for sale! How can I sell such expensive socks to others!"

The two of them were arguing fiercely, regardless of Mi Kaka standing in the cold wind, his expression was stiff.

Is there any mistake.Are all the illegitimate fans now so virtuous!
A stinky sock, grab it too? ! ! !

horrible!horrible!
But at this moment, "That's not my sock." Qi Mu's familiar voice suddenly came from the next room.

Why is he in the next room.

Mikaka walked over and opened the door to have a look.Suddenly, everyone was surprised.

I saw that the room next door was not only brightly lit, but also resplendent like a palace.The floor was covered with expensive carpets, and the furniture instantly became high-end and luxurious. Qi Mu was lying on a chair covered with tiger skin in a half-paralyzed posture, like an emperor.The table in front of him is full of delicacies and delicacies.What's more, there are several kittens serving him.

Some were helping him beat his back and bones, and some were feeding him grapes or something.

This is simply the enjoyment of the emperor!

"Meow you uncle!" Before Mi Kaka could say anything, Xia Zaoan called out, "You guys, why are you here to be servants?"

She pointed at her ineffective kittens, hating iron for steel.

Xiao Hei poked his finger aggrievedly, and said, "Boss, Qi Muda is our family's VIP gold card customer. Can we help him when he places orders online?"

Xia Zao'an scratched her head and said, "Why don't I know about this?"

Xiaohua said: "The customer asked for confidentiality. What can we do?"

Xia Zaoan said: "Keep it secret from me too? I'm your boss!"

Xiao Hei waved his hand and said, "Treat everyone equally. Treat everyone equally."

"Fuck you, meow." Xia Zao'an was so angry that she had her hands on her hips.

And the three of Mi Kaka swallowed their saliva, "Oh my god, Qi Mu, you are too good at enjoying it!"

Qi Mu glanced at them lazily, "I am rich and enjoy breaking the law?"

That's what makes people jealous!
Mikaka hated it even more.

I hate this guy playing handsome the most.I hate this guy the most.I hate this person the most! ! ! !
It's really human, it's maddening!
Xia Zao'an said: "It doesn't matter, I want to eat too." She just wanted to run in and eat and drink.

But Qi Mu waved his finger, a cold light flashed, and a needle was stuck on the floor in front of her.Xia Zao'an was so frightened that her cat's fur stood on end, she didn't dare to act presumptuously.

He seriously warned, "This is my VIP room. Do you think anyone can enter? Otherwise, don't blame me for being rude."

Tsk, it's too disgusting.I don't even know the truth of sharing blessings.

selfishness!

Shameless!
Mikaka cursed in her heart, but she was still so jealous.Woohoo!
But there was a plop from beside him, and Shi Zhenxian, who had no integrity, actually knelt on the ground and said, "Boss, please let me serve you, little brother."

"Hey, Shi Ge, the man has gold under his knees!"

"I only have bricks under my knees."

"..." Mikaka was speechless.

And Qi Mu looked at him, thought for a while, "That's all. Seeing how well-behaved you are usually, I'll reward you with a bone later."

"Thank you boss."

"Nimma, you spineless guy. I have seen it." Mikaka angrily denounced this unhealthy phenomenon in society.But Shi Zhenxian didn't care about him, and sneaked in. While pushing the kitten away, helping Qi Mu pinch his legs, he ate the rich food on the table.

He also proudly turned his head to look at the group of people outside the house, with a pretentious look on his face.

Qin Sijie was naturally unwilling to be left behind, so he also stood up.

Mi Kaka saw through his intentions, "Young Master Qin, don't you also want to learn from Brother Shi? Hey, where is the integrity of your Qin family?!"

Qin Sijie stared at him, "What are you talking about. After all, I am the third-generation heir of the Qin Consortium. Am I so spineless?"

oh!Finally met a like-minded person.Mi Kaka patted him solemnly, "Young Master Qin, I respect you for being a man!"

"Go away. I don't know as much as a bitch like you." Qin Sijie slapped Mi Kaka's hand away, clearly mocking his current daughter, and Qin Sijie took two steps forward and said, "Boss Qi Mu, with you Let’s discuss something. You see, this house belongs to my family. You should have paid some rent for borrowing this place. Of course, I’m not asking you for rent. "

Having said all that, don't you want to get involved?
Qi Mu said: "Okay. You can come in, and it will be considered as offsetting the rent."

"Thank you, sir." Qin Sijie happily ran in.

Xia Zaoan and Mi Kaka looked at each other.Mikaka squinted at her, and she squinted at him.

"What are you looking at?"

"Look at you!"

"Don't beep if you can!"

"I still want to ask you. You are the most spineless among them."

Xia Zao'an scolded, "Bah. You are spineless, and your whole family is spineless."

Mi Kaka raised her hands and watched coldly, "If you have the ability, don't go in."

Xia Zaoan said: "Bah, this is not allowed. I am the boss of Meow Meow Co., Ltd., and Mr. Qi Mu is a VIP customer of the company. In line with the principle of customer first, I must ensure that my customers receive five-star ratings." service. So, I'm going in and directing the work myself."

It sounds so good, but in the final analysis it is not...

Anyway, Xia Zao'an walked in swaggeringly.In the name of leading the inspection work, no one was left behind for food, drink and cards, which profoundly exposed the ugly phenomenon of contemporary society.She also said to Xiao Hei and Xiao Hua's kittens, "You must serve Mr. Qi Mu well. The customer is God. Serve to realize the new era of the Pacific Alliance!"

This girl is really good at mixing food and drink.Lian Mika Kaga bowed down.

Now, only Mi Kaka and Ah Chun are left.

As usual, Mi Kaka glared at her questioningly, this girl would be a traitor at first glance.

Ah Chun was so unconvinced: "What are you looking at!"

"Look at you!"

"I fork!"

Ah Chun used the trick of piercing the eyes, which made Mi Kaka almost blind, squatting on the ground and howling.

"Damn. Let you look at me!" Ah Chun clapped his hands.

Poor Mikaka, she was bullied just by taking a look.

Today's society is terrible.

From now on, he no longer dared to look at others on the road.Severely injured, or hacked to death by random knives.

And when Ah Chun was thinking about how to get in, unexpectedly, Qi Mu sent Xiao Hei to bring out a sign and stand it on the ground.

Looking at the contents of the sign, Ah Chun was furious.

It reads - [Mikaka, Achun and the dog, no entry! 】

"Damn! You're so bullying!" Ah Chun really wanted to kick the plaque into pieces, she stretched out her index finger angrily, turned sideways, bent her legs slightly, and then—"Although I don't read much, Don't bully me. It's fine that Mikaka and the dog are of the same kind, so why put me in it!"

This pose, this line, is very familiar!
It was only a scene where two extra performers threw the plaque into the air and made her fly up and kick it to pieces.

"Bah, bah, bah! You're just like a dog!" Mi Kaka, who lay innocently on the gun, cursed while covering his eyes that had been stabbed.

"What nonsense, in short, our boss said that Ah Chun and Mi Kaka are not allowed to come in." Shi Zhenxian came out to speak according to the order.

What a dead bald boy who pretends to be a tiger!

"Hmph. If you don't come in, you don't get in, but why do you confuse me with Mikaka. This will lower my level." Ah Chun is still chattering about this matter.

Mikaka just wanted to say, I don't know who lowered whose level? !

"Close the door." With Qi Mu's order, Qin Sijie and Shi Zhenxian quickly closed the door, and stayed in the VIP room to enjoy the luxury of others.

Outside the house, only Mi Kaka, Ah Chun, and two female ghosts were left, standing in the empty, lonely and cold living room, relatively speechless.

The atmosphere is a bit awkward.

Ah Chun said later: "Forget it, I won't wait anymore. I'm going home. I don't want to stay in this kind of place with an idiot at night."

"Damn. Who are you calling an idiot?"

"Whoever answers is the one who says."

"Hey, your attitude is too bad. After all, I'm also the second male, so please save face!"

"You're not the male second, you're the real second." Ah Chun picked up his schoolbag and walked towards the gate, leaving a back view in a cool manner.

It's over, now, there are only two female ghosts and Mi Kaka in the same room.

"Hey, little Kaka, don't be afraid, we are with you."

These two female ghosts both had disheveled hair and wore white robes, bleeding from seven holes, and a kitchen knife was stuck in Magnolia's head.

Why, I feel terrified.

Chilling.

Mikaka was terrified by the gloomy eyes of the two of them.

Regardless of that insignificant dignity, he knocked on the door quickly.

"Hey! Open the door!"

The door opened.Shi Zhenxian took on the face of a young man and said, "Mi, what are you doing? Don't you see that our boss is enjoying himself?"

"Brother Shi, can you stop talking so yin and yang..."

"Nani?! You scumbag, when is it your turn to speak?"

"..." Is this person crazy?
"You know, I'm the imperial god." Mi Kaka used this trick again.

The routine is a bit old, but it works.Don't you see, how many Internet essay routines are the same, and there are still a lot of people chasing them.

Fortunately, Mi Kaka is also Long Aotian's character, otherwise, wouldn't he be trampled to death? !
Sure enough, fearing his character design, Shi Zhenxian didn't dare to be presumptuous, "Well, brother Ka, how can I serve you."

Mikaka said domineeringly: "Well, can you let me in?"

"Well, what I said doesn't count."

"Then you go back and tell your boss, this God, you want to go in and enjoy the blessing!"

"As ordered!"

Shi Zhenxian went back to report, although Qi Mu heard what he said without his report.But Shi Zhenxian's role as a sounding board cannot be wasted.

Soon, Shi Zhenxian came back with an order.

"Boss said it. Yushen or something, in his eyes, is a piece of shit."

"What?! Yushen doesn't care too much? Tell you guys, if you want to die, make an appointment in advance! I will help him line up!"

Shi Zhenxian rolled back and rolled out again.

"The boss said, you signed an apostle contract with him. If he dies, you will die. If you die, he can still live well."

"F**K!" Mikaka almost forgot about this.

Because of the checks and balances of the apostle contract, even if he is a royal god, he can't deal with Qi Mu.

If this knot is not untied, Mi Kaka will be doomed to be trampled by Qi Mu for the rest of his life.

"What's more. Our boss said it." Shi Zhenxian continued, "He said, you haven't even liberated your sacred veins now, what a fart."

"I... I... will be liberated one day!"

"The boss said, wait until you are liberated."

"Hey, you didn't report it, how did it become what he said?!"

"I told the boss in advance. Hehe, Mikaka." Shi Zhenxian clenched his fists and his fingers creaked, "You've been very annoying lately."

"Brother Shi, what do you want to do? Aren't you afraid that I will become a royal god for revenge?"

"My boss just said that. He really said that. He said, how can a guy as weak as you become a god so easily. If it was so easy, he would have changed a long time ago! There is no need to talk about shit every day god!!!"

Damn, Qi Mu really hit the spot.Mikaka wants to become a royal god, bad luck is worth saving [-] points!

This has to wait until the Year of the Monkey!
It's over, I can no longer scare people with the name of Yushen.

But Mikaka is stubborn, "Brother Shi, I will bear with Qi Mu saying that, but you should think carefully. There are no absolutes in the world, in case my small universe suddenly explodes. Are you sure you are not afraid of death?! Uh huh?! "

"Uh..." Shi Zhenxian thought about it, weighed it, and still felt that he was a soft-spoken person, so it's better not to be tough with this hidden Long Aotian.

So, his attitude was a little better, "Then what do you want?"

Mikaka said, "Let me go in and hide."

"Hide what?"

"Hey, you can't let me stay with these two female ghosts."

Hearing this, Yinen Jingzi was not happy, and said, "Sister Bai Yulan, this Mi Kaka seems to dislike us."

Bai Yulan was so angry that she was bleeding profusely, and said: "Woooo, it's too hateful, I didn't expect to be disgusted by a scumbag. It's okay, we will pester him in the future. Whether it is eating or sleeping, we will let him haunt him for the rest of his life!"

Damn.This trick is ruthless!Mi Kaka quickly knelt down and begged for mercy, "Sisters, I was wrong. Please forgive me. I won't dare again."

"Hmph. Let you despise us."

"But normal people are afraid of ghosts..."

"Your explanation is invalid!"

Yinen Jingzi said viciously: "I have to teach you a lesson. Let you know that we, ghosts, have dignity! Sister, tell me, how do you punish him!?"

Bai Yulan slapped her head, took out her eyeballs, and said: "I thought of it, call all the wandering ghosts nearby, and play with him. It will definitely make him unforgettable!"

Damn.A group of ghosts danced wildly, even if Mi Kaka was not scared to death, she would be incontinent!
He suddenly fell to his knees with a 'plop', "Woo! Two sisters who ride the wind and waves, I was wrong. Don't treat me like this."

"Hmph, let you go? No way! I'm going to call someone, no, call a ghost!" Bai Yulan just wanted to float out, but suddenly——

"Hush! Don't make noise. Someone is coming." Qi Mu sat up from the tiger chair and signaled everyone to shut up.

Anyone who dares to speak out will be destroyed.

Under his high-pressure policy, everyone immediately quieted down and listened.

At this time, I only heard the sound of footsteps walking quietly towards the room here, vaguely, full of hesitation and hesitation.

a.

Everyone stared nervously at the entrance.Finally, the figure appeared.

Take a closer look, oh!Everyone was stunned.

The person standing in the corridor is exactly that Ye Yuanlu!

Mikaka said, "Aha, it really is you."

Ye Yuanlu stood at the entrance with an uncomfortable expression.He looked around the familiar room with a complicated expression on his face.After all these years, he is back here again.Countless times he wanted to erase this house and his childhood from his memory, but every time he dreamed of that terrible scene in his dream.

"Little deer..."

A voice pulled him back from memory to reality.

Ye Yuanlu saw an extremely familiar figure appear in front of him.

"You are……"

(End of this chapter)