future hunt

Chapter 304 Monkey Statue [Explosive Update]

It was another unlucky day, not to mention the No.5 exam, on the way home from school, Mikaka had just ridden halfway on his bicycle when...

"Pfft!" A flat tire!

No way!Mi Kaka looked up to the sky and shouted, why did God treat me like this? !
He looked left and right, trying to find a bicycle shop to repair his car.These days, it is harder to find a car repair shop than a bookstore.

When Mikaka was looking around, he turned around and saw Qi Mu driving a pink supercar coming from the direction of the school.I strangled it? !This guy... What kind of supercar does a mere middle school student drive!Aren't you afraid of being touched by others if you show off your wealth?

It's still pink, why don't you be so coquettish!

Moreover, it is different from the supercar I drove last time!Qi Mu didn't lie, he really has a garage of luxury cars!
How infuriating.Mi Kaka bit the corner of her clothes, itching her teeth with hatred.

One rides a broken bicycle and the other drives a supercar.

Why is there such a big gap in being a human being?

Never mind, ask him for a favor!
Mi Kaka put down his bicycle and blocked it in the middle of the road.

"Hey! Qi Mu, lend me ten yuan to repair the car."

As a result, the supercar didn't intend to brake. Instead, it drove faster and faster, with the intention of knocking Mi Kaka into the air.

your sister!Do you want to kill me!
Mi Kaka couldn't be provoked, so she hid aside in fright.

When the car passed by, the splash of water sprayed him all over.

"..." Mi Kaka threw the bicycle away, pointed at the back of the supercar and yelled, "Damn, Qi Mu, I'll never end with you!"

That pink supercar has already driven away in a hurry, who cares about the poor Mikaka.

Mi Kaka was wet all over and was pushing a broken bicycle, not to mention how messed up he looked.

Stinky Qimu, dead Qimu, just wait and see.I will have my revenge.

Mikaka scolded as he walked, anyway, he said a lot of such angry words all day long.He has no hope for revenge on Qi Mu.According to the calculation rules of the bad luck system, he estimated that the bad luck value of [-] points could only be reached by dying.

Mi Kaka pushed the cart onto the overpass.

There was an old woman sitting on a small bench in Tianqiao, with a street stall in front of her.

There are various small objects on the stalls.This is no different from ordinary hawkers.

"Young man, please help me." The old woman had gray hair, a vicissitudes of voice, and plain clothes, she looked really pitiful.

Mikaka stopped involuntarily.

"Grandma. Why are you selling around on the overpass? Be careful not to be caught by the bracing pipe."

"Young man." The old lady let out a long sigh, telling her poor life experience.It turned out that she had three sons and two daughters, but they were all unworthy descendants, and they only kicked her around as a burden.The old woman has no choice but to be a hawker every day to earn some money to subsidize her livelihood.

"You are as old as my grandson. Well, speaking of it, I haven't seen my grandson for a long time." The grandmother probably missed her grandson, her eyes were moist.She raised a wrinkled arm to wipe the corners of her eyes.

The kind Mikaka was moved with compassion. Although he was a poor boy, but seeing such a poor old woman, he asked with the mentality of helping if he could:

"Grandma, how do you sell this thing?"

"Yeah. You can give me whatever you want. It depends on fate." The old woman said.

"It's like this." Mi Kaka took out his wallet and counted it. It really deserves to be a poor guy's configuration... It's only 13 yuan plus [-] cents.

He gritted his teeth, took out ten yuan, and picked up a small gadget on the booth, probably a keychain or something.

"I'll buy this. Can I?"

"Yes. But five yuan is enough for this keychain. Wait, let me give you some money."

"No, no. No need." Mi Kaka quickly pushed back, "There's no need to look for it."

"That's not okay. I sell things without deceit." The old woman rummaged through her bag, but couldn't find any change.

"Grandma, just forget it if you can't find the change." Mi Kaka persuaded.

Suddenly, the old woman raised her eyes and stared at him, which made Mi Kaka feel uncomfortable.

"Young man, I see that your seal is black and your head is covered with dark clouds. Is your luck not very good recently?"

Huh?Is this old woman a fortune teller or a street vendor?

Can even take pictures?
"Young man, you wait."

As the old woman said, she took out a monkey-shaped wooden sculpture from her box.It is about [-] to [-] centimeters high, handmade and old, and the monkey is lifelike.

The old woman handed the monkey statue in front of him, "Young man, you should buy this. This thing can help you transfer luck."

"Ah! Really?!"

"Do not lie to you."

"However, this thing seems to be quite expensive. I'm afraid I don't have enough money."

"Look at our fate. I'll sell it to you for ten yuan."

"Really. Thank you!" Mikaka happily exchanged the monkey statue with ten yuan.

He held it in his hand and looked at it carefully.

This monkey statue is made of wood, and it is vivid, but the shape of this monkey looks a bit gloomy, giving people an unlucky feeling.Moreover, it seemed to be smirking at Mikaka.

Huh... what an ugly monkey.Mi Kaka complained in her heart, but it was not easy to say it in person, so she had to put it in her schoolbag first.

But can it really bring good luck to Mikaka?
Although Mi Kaka is not superstitious, he is too bad and really needs a change of luck.

After bidding farewell to the old woman, Mi Kaka pushed her bicycle down the overpass.

I really hope that I don't have to be a bad boy anymore.

But at this moment, the old woman on the bridge was standing by the railing, staring at his receding back, and suddenly let out a sneer.

At this time, her appearance also changed.

From a gray-haired old woman to a sexy and charming beauty.She is the conjurer LP, wearing a hood and black robe, with a smile on her rose-colored lips.In her eyes, Mikaka's figure on the street walked further and further away, and gradually disappeared at the corner of the street.

This young man is Yu Shen?
Haha, I can't see it.Luang Phor was thinking about it, when suddenly——

Someone patted her on the shoulder.

she turned back.I saw two men standing behind them, wearing Chengguan uniforms.

"Hey. Are these things yours?"

"It's mine. What's the matter?"

"Don't you know that selling them indiscriminately on the street is a violation of city management regulations?"

"what?"

"Come with us. Accept the fine. If you don't pay the money, you will be arrested and sent to jail for a few days."

"What?!" Before Long Po could react, a man grabbed her wrist, and another man cleaned up her stall.

"Wait. Brother, give me a chance!"

The dragon mother was too unlucky, even a street stall was taken away by Chengguan.

This bad luck is as good as Mi Kaka!
On the other side, Mi Kaka was still pushing a broken bicycle on the way home.

Finally, it is very close to home.Turning the corner is the street of his house.

Unexpectedly, the Yuanjia Road was narrow, and Mi Kaka saw Qi Mu's pink supercar parked on the side of the road, which was exactly the same.

This guy who shows off his wealth, you are unlucky to meet me!

whee.Mi Kaka smiled secretly, put away the bicycle, and cated over quietly.

He looked left and right first, but he didn't see Qi Mu's figure.

Maybe, where did you go shopping.Just right, give him a chance to do bad things.

laugh!Stinky Qimu, don't blame me for being cruel, who made you be so pushy? !

Mikaka picked up a stone and squatted beside the supercar.

Hehe, he wants to do something bad, that is, to cut a hole in Qi Mu's supercar.

Forgive Mikaka, he has been bullied enough, and he is depressed.Besides, the enemy is Qi Mu, no matter how cruel Mi Kaka is, she will not feel guilty.

Unexpectedly, Mi Kaka just made a slit not more than three centimeters wide.

Sudden--

"Hey! What are you doing?!"

My god, was I caught on the spot?
Mikaka broke out in a cold sweat, sat down on the ground with her buttocks, and then looked back profusely in sweat.

Obediently, scare him.Standing behind him were two elementary school students he knew, Li Lei and Han Meimei.

And Han Meimei pointed at him, like the model student saluting the red flag in the Chinese document, she said, "Kakage, what are you doing?"

"I...I'm tying my shoelaces!" Mikaka pretended to squat down to tie his shoelaces.

However, what he is wearing today... is a pair of casual shoes without laces.

So embarrassing.

Acting has gone awry.

Mikaka looked at the two little kids and smiled innocently, "Are you out of school? Hurry up and go home, or your parents will be worried."

"Hmph, don't try to dismiss us!" Li Lei said with a serious face, "Brother Kaka, you are planning to scratch someone else's car."

"I didn't." Mikaka shook her head hastily.

"Then what happened to the stone in your hand?"

"I..." Mi Kaka hurriedly threw away the stone in his hand, the tool used to commit crimes.

But, it's too late.

His crimes could not escape the sharp eyes of the Young Pioneers.

There are three poles on the shoulders of Li Lei's school uniform, and he is a proper class leader.When you encounter bad things, you have to shout at the injustice! "Brother Kaka, I want to report you!"

"Brother Lei! Wait a minute!" What kind of life Mikaka lived.

Treat people as licking dogs every day.Even elementary school students can ride on his head.

"What's the matter, Cardi?" Li Lei folded his arms, looking like a class leader.

This little brat is definitely going to be a leader in the future.

"Brother Lei, can you stop reporting me?"

"What do you say?"

"Brother Lei, to be honest, the owner of this sports car is a big villain, and I'm doing harm for the people."

"That doesn't work either." Han Meimei actually had a righteous look on her face: "The teacher taught us that we should act bravely when we see bad things."

Today's primary school students are very enlightened.Mikaka sighed inwardly.

And Li Lei looked at Han Meimei seriously, and echoed, "That's right. The teacher also said that good students should each have a backgammon learning machine, and they can't order anything. But, I haven't bought it yet."

Han Meimei also said, "I didn't buy it either. My mother said she would buy it for me only after I got [-] points in the next test."

As they spoke, the eyes of the two fell on Mikaka.

That little expression, that little look...

Mi Kaka is not a fool, and cursed inwardly, "Bah, will you blackmail people at such a young age?"

Today's primary school students are too enlightened!

Where else can't you order?Let's sell ads!

Seeing his hesitation, Li Lei pointed sharply, "Ah, there is an uncle policeman over there."

Well, a police car is parked on the side of the road, and the two policemen are chatting.In short, if Li Lei yelled, the police would definitely come over.

Seeing the situation, Mi Kaka had no choice but to nod quickly, "Okay, okay, I'll buy it for you! As long as you don't report me, that's fine."

Li Lei pretended to be confused, and said, "Brother Mikaka, what are you talking about. I didn't see anything."

Han Meimei said: "Yes, I didn't see it either. However, Brother Mikaka promised to buy us a backgammon learning machine. He is really kind."

"Yes. Brother Mikaka is a philanthropist."

"In tomorrow's composition class, I must sing praises to brother Mikaka."

Just like that, the two ran away bouncing around.

Mikaka was left dumbfounded.

What a crime he has done.He was cheated out of money by two brats.

In the final analysis, Qi Mu was not the bastard who harmed him?

no.Thanks to the two learning machines, he had to make a few more cuts, otherwise he would be mentally unbalanced!

Mi Kaka just wanted to pick up the stone, and also wanted to draw two more lanes on the sports car, but after thinking about it, he might be discovered by someone, so he gave up resentfully.

He threw away the stone and pushed the bicycle not far away, when suddenly, he heard furious shouts from behind.

"Damn! Who rowed my car!?! Damn, dare to bully me?"

Huh?This voice is not Qi Mu's.

Mi Kaka looked back and was dumbfounded.

I saw a nouveau riche wearing mink fur and a big gold chain hugging a beauty with an internet celebrity face, walked up to the pink supercar, threw away the cigarette angrily, and roared, "Who did it!? Look at me! kill you!"

Damn, it turns out that this sports car is not Qi Mu's.

Mi Kaka was guilty of being a thief, and panicked a lot, and hurriedly pushed the bicycle to escape.

What a pity.

"Little bastard in front, stop for me!"

Mikaka passed by alone.If you don't catch him, catch someone.

Mi Kaka walked faster and faster, but the upstart had already rushed forward.He grabbed Mi Kaka by the collar and said, "You brat, did you do it?"

Mikaka pretended to be confused, "Nani? What's the matter? What happened!"

"Don't talk to me about foreign languages!" The upstart grabbed him. "Be honest, did you scratch my car?"

"It's not me!" Mikaka showed an extremely sincere and sincere look in his eyes, "Brother, please look at me, I am a student representative of Miyoshi. How could I do such a thing?"

"Ah bah! Repay the Miyoshi student representative. I think it was you who did it!"

"Brother, you have to have real evidence!"

"You are the only one passing by on this street right now. It's not you, who is it?! Look at your dirty clothes. You must be poor and have a hatred for the rich. That's why you broke my car."

The nouveau riche guessed right.Mikaka really hated the rich, but what he hated was Qi Mu's rich, and he didn't expect to accidentally hurt innocent people.

In short, just do it, and you must not admit it.

If he admitted it, Mi Kaka couldn't afford to pay the money.

Therefore, he decided in his heart that he would not admit it.What can the other party do? !

"Woo, brother, it's really not me."

"Boy, do you want to renege on your debt?" The nouveau riche is not stupid, pointing to the rock that caused the accident, and said, "Hmph, do you dare to have your fingerprints checked? If your fingerprints are found on the rock, you will die. "

"..."

It's over.Mi Kaka's heart skipped a beat. He really didn't expect that the other party was quite educated.I also know that fingerprints are used to find the murderer.

I grew up watching "Conan"!
Mikaka's forehead was covered with beads of sweat.There was no doubt that his fingerprints were on the stone.

If he really wanted to test it, he specified that he couldn't escape.

God.Send a savior to rescue me.

Mikaka prayed in her heart.

Never expected... His prayer has come true.

"Gah!"

With the sound of brakes, a luxury car stopped beside them.It was a stretched version of the top luxury car.

It is sky-high at first glance.

The one that is probably much more expensive than that pink supercar.Anyway, a poor ghost like Mi Kaka couldn't name him.

Both Mi Kaka and the upstart were attracted by this sudden luxury car and stared at it.

I saw that the car door opened slowly.

Out of the car came out an old man who looked like a butler, and a heroic girl.

These two people are Yinguan Gangya and Sheng Qilu.

They walked to Mi Kaka's side, bowed their heads respectfully, and said, "Master, why haven't you come home after school for so long? The master is waiting at home, and specially ordered us to come out to find you." .”

ah?Master?mean me?
Mikaka felt like he was dreaming.When did he become the young master of a rich family?

Even the nouveau riche didn't believe it, "Is he your young master?"

Yinguan Gangya is wearing white gloves, a suit and leather shoes, and his clothes are full of famous brand names.Either LV or Patek Philippe watches.Although he was dressed in luxurious clothes, unlike the big gold chains of the nouveau riche, his arrogance was relatively restrained and unobtrusive.

He Shi Shiran walked up to the nouveau riche, "I wonder if this gentleman has any opinion on our young master?"

The nouveau riche stared at him and Sheng Qilu suspiciously. "Really? How could this boy be your young master with his face?"

"This gentleman doesn't know something." Yinguan Gangya patiently explained: "Our young master has a quirk, that is, he likes to pretend to be poor. Moreover, our master hopes to cultivate his character of hard work, so we let our young master ride alone since he was a child. Bike to and from school."

Who is this old gentleman?Why help me out.

Mikaka thought to himself, and said in cooperation, "Housekeeper, you came just in time, please explain to me quickly. He insisted on me saying that his car was wasted."

"Don't be impatient, young master, let me come." Yinguan Gangya comforted him.

And walked up to the nouveau riche. "This gentleman. Hello. If you have any questions, I will answer them for you."

The nouveau riche looked at Mi Kaka, still with disbelief on his face, and said to Yashiya Yinguan: "You say he is your young master, what evidence do you have?"

The bastard Mi Kaka also echoed and said: "Yes, the evidence. Show me the evidence!"

Prove that he is the young master!

Sheng Qilu on the side looked at him with a speechless expression, his eyes seemed to say, hello, brat, which side are you on?

However, Mikaka really wanted to know, whether or not Takeya Yakuza could produce evidence that he is the young master?
But Yinkan Gangya smiled contemptuously and said, "Evidence? Easy!"

The way to prove 'I am a local tyrant' is actually very simple, that is-to show off my wealth!
Yinguan Gangya clapped his hands, and suddenly, "Boom!"

It seems that the rehearsal has been done long ago, and more than a dozen dazzling supercars drove up from the street.Many of them, Brady Veyron, Porsche, Lamborghini, Koenigsegg, Maybach, Ferrari and so on.The price of each car is equivalent to a set of commercial housing in the center of Luanshen.

It's a luxury car show.Passers-by stopped and looked sideways, taking out their mobile phones to take pictures.

It's rare to see so many luxury cars, so I must put it on Moments to express my admiration for the local tyrants.

The row of supercars stopped in front of Yakuza Takeya.

Immediately afterwards, a group of men in black got out of the car one after another, bowing their heads towards the hermitage, "Hello, butler."

Then, he gave another big gift to Mi Kaka, "Hello, young master!"

Wow!Mi Kaka was shocked, and a little bit at a loss, raised her hand tremblingly, and blurted out, "Everyone's family is flat."

Um!Very much the feeling of becoming a king!

As for the nouveau riche, he was even more stunned and stunned on the spot.

To be able to order so many luxury cars all at once is probably impossible for anyone who is not a super rich.

In comparison, the luxury car of the upstart is too shabby.

This is not counting.

Sheng Qilu walked over to him and took out his business card, "Darling, this is our company, you are welcome to visit when the time comes."

The nouveau riche took a look at the business card, almost limp and unable to stand up.

This business card says, God... Tiandaoyuan? ! ! !
The nouveau riche looked at them tremblingly, "Are you the Tiandaoyuan consortium that has made a fortune in the business world recently?"

Everyone in the high society in Luanshen City has heard of this Tiandao Temple.

Because Tiandaoyuan has been very powerful in the business world recently, with various mergers and acquisitions, its stock has soared since its listing, and it has become a monster stock that everyone is looking for.I don't know how many companies are looking forward to cooperating with them.

Coincidentally, the construction company of this upstart also wanted to bid for a project of Tiandaoyuan.He naturally did not dare to offend this big client.

He quickly accepted the business card.He patted the dust off Mikaka's body with a playful smile.

"Young master, I didn't scare you. I was rude just now. I wronged you. I apologize to you!"

"Hmph! Just say sorry for wronging a good person?" Mi Kaka crossed his arms, looking unforgiving.

The nouveau riche couldn't afford to offend, so he slapped himself, "Master, I was wrong. Please forgive me."

"Hmph! You're smart! Get lost."

Mi Kaka breathed a sigh of relief, and waved his hand cheerfully, letting the upstart get away with his internet celebrity.

At this moment, Mi Kaka realized that being a local tyrant who everyone is vying to curry favor with is simply a cool article in the Internet!

Cool!happy!happy!

Seeing the upstart drive away, Mi Kaka asked Yinguan Gangya and Sheng Qilu, "You two, who are you and why are you helping me?"

Sheng Qilu said: "We came to help at the master's order."

"Your master? Who is it?"

"You come with us, that is. Our master is here to invite you."

"Huh?" Mikaka was taken aback.

However, several men in black were already standing behind him.

That is clearly the rhythm that he has to go even if he doesn't want to.

Strange, Mikaka thought to himself, he doesn't remember knowing any local tyrants.

In any case, Mikaka was brought to a Japanese-style garden by these people.

From the outside, it looks like the headquarters of a society that is often seen in Japanese dramas.There are many men in black patrolling around the mansion, and the level of security is staggering.Mikaka was sweating a little.

This place, no matter how you look at it, looks like a black bang's territory.

However, he changed his mind.He is just an ordinary high school student, how could he have anything to do with gangsters.

There must be some misunderstanding.

"That..." Sitting in the car, Mi Kaka couldn't help asking, "Did you find the wrong person? I don't know your boss."

Sheng Qilu, who was sitting in the passenger seat, turned around and said, "It's not wrong. Our master invited Mikaka, student number 24, from Class One, Senior One, Xiangyun High School. He is 173 cm tall, weighs 65 cm, and gender, um... not male, not male." female."

The information is very accurate!

However, "It's neither male nor female...this..."

"Hmm..." Sheng Qilu looked at his whole body, and finally, her eyes settled on his chest.

Although her chest was corseted, Mikaka's chest still bulged abnormally.

In the eyes of his classmates at school, he was just training his chest muscles.

Only a few people know the secret of his big breasts.

"You are...a shemale?" Sheng Qilu expressed her judgment.

"Bah, bah, bah! I'm not a shemale!" Mi Kaka couldn't wash herself off even if she jumped into the Yellow River.

He just drank the [boy and girl black and white matching] drink from the Yaoyaoling Prop Shop by mistake, and as a result, he hasn't changed his gender back yet.

Alas, there is only one word to describe it, and that is—miserable.

"So, what's the matter with being neither male nor female?"

"You ask me. Who should I ask!" Mikaka felt guilty.

How could he have thought that his current gender would be seen through?

This Heavenly Taoist Academy is too scary.

(End of this chapter)