future hunt

Chapter 323 A Blockbuster

I only heard the door of the sports equipment room being slammed. Fortunately, Mi Kaka and Ye Wuyou used various instruments to block the door when they were talking just now.Otherwise, they would have already rushed in.

But even so, it won't last long.

Mi Kaka was thinking about the timing of the golden cicada's shelling, but heard—"哐", the small window was kicked open.

Could it be that the hunters are going to come in through the window?
Mi Kaka and Ye Wuyou stared at the window nervously, their breathing seemed to have stopped, and there was a sense of coolness.And the door behind them had been smashed into a big hole by the hunters, and many hands stretched in through the hole, as if to catch them, and they roared, "Uh uh uh! Eat Mikaka! Eat him!"

Who did I provoke!Mi Kaka cried out in his heart, he just wanted to be a quiet and beautiful boy, now instead of being a beautiful boy, he is going to become someone else's meat?
This bad luck is gone.

If the strongest boy in history is finished like this, can this novel continue to be written?

Mikaka just wants to ask the author to show mercy.

I almost got down on my knees and called the author "Daddy".

But he didn't know that Mikaka was just a character design that the author gave when writing Qi Mu.

In layman's terms, this two-man setup is no different from the one given away with phone charges.

But there is no way out.

A voice came from outside the window: "Both of you, climb out!"

"Fart!" Mi Kaka is not stupid, who knows who is ambushing outside, what if it is a vicious hunter.

But Ye Wuyou moved the stool without hesitation, intending to climb out of the window.

Mi Kaka quickly stopped, "Sister Wuyou, are you not afraid of being cheated?"

Ye Wuyou turned around and looked at him, "Mikaka, do you have another good idea?"

"To be honest, no..."

Rather than staying in this room and waiting to die, I might as well climb out and give it a try.

Moreover, Ye Wuyou said: "Don't worry. The person outside is Mr. Zuo."

"What about Mr. Left and Mr. Right are all pretended by Satoshi!"

"But this is true." For some reason, Ye Wuyou trusted Zuo Junnan so much that she climbed out of the small window.

Seeing that she crawled out and was safe and sound, Mi Kaka didn't dare to delay any longer.

The door of the sports equipment room was almost smashed, and the things used to support the door were also kicked over.If he didn't escape, he would have no chance.

Mikaka ran up the stool, intending to get out through the small window.

Unexpectedly, he was stuck again this time.

"I'll go!" Facing such a stereotyped encounter, Mi Kaka just wanted to complain, you uncreative author, can't you arrange some innovative bad luck?

The author replied: Don't be afraid of old routines, as long as they can abuse you.

"Mikaka, you should climb quickly!" Ye Wuyou shouted anxiously.

If it wasn't for the fear that close contact would bring misfortune to Mi Kaka, she would have already gone up to give him a hand.

And Zuo Junnan, who was standing beside her, hurried over.

Take a look at the situation.

Zuo Junnan said: "Mikaka, exhale, hold your belly in!"

Mikaka complied.

His body was also pulled out a bit.But at this time, Shi Zhenxian had already got in through the hole in the door.

He ran behind Mikaka, and bit his ass with one bite, like a wolf was about to eat a man, holding on to his ass.

"Aww!" Mikaka wailed bitterly.

"Let go of me! Let me go!" He kicked his feet desperately, but Shi Zhenxian just refused to let go, as if he had a soft spot for Mi Kaka's ass.

"Wolf! Obscene! Salty!" Mi Kaka cursed three forbidden words in succession.

But the other party is hunting, so don't care about this kind of benevolence and morality.

"Help!" Mi Kaka could only ask Zuo Junnan for help.

Zuo Junnan looked at Shi Zhenxian, thought about it, and took out a pill from his pocket.

"There's just one left. You eat it quickly."

"What is this?" Mikaka looked at the red pill in his hand, confused.

"Don't ask. You'll know after eating." Zuo Junnan was mysterious.

Mikaka always felt that there was something wrong with the medicine.

"If you don't eat any more, your ass will be eaten!"

Being so frightened by Zuo Junnan, Mi Kaka also became nervous.

No matter what medicine, take it first and then talk!
Mikaka swallowed the medicine.The effect of the medicine was very fast, and he suddenly felt a little rumbling in his stomach, and he wanted to fart a little.

How indecent is farting.He can't destroy people.

However, he really couldn't help it.

"Puff puff!"

Mikaka farted three times shyly.Still very smelly.

A foul smell filled the air immediately.

God, it really stinks.Mikaka held her nose and almost choked herself to death.

He was almost dizzy, let alone that Shi Zhenxian who was holding his ass in his mouth.

That fart directly knocked Shi Zhenxian out.

He was foaming at the mouth and passed out on the ground.

"Mikaka, you are a fart king!" Ye Wuyou expressed deep respect to him.

"Actually, you don't need to praise me so much."

Mikaka was not at all happy.But fortunately, he finally escaped.

Mikaka climbed out of the small window.

At this time, the door of the sports equipment room was also knocked open.

Qin Sijie's gang of hunters rushed over frantically, stretched out their hands from the small window, and shouted angrily, "Mikaka, don't try to run away. I'm going to eat you!"

"Want to eat me? Hee hee, eat my ass first!"

Mikaka somehow possessed the kingly skill of farting, if not used, wouldn’t it be a waste?
He went back to the small window, turned his butt inward, then inhaled, held his breath for five seconds, and let it go!
"Puff puff!"

A series of stinky farts was like setting off firecrackers, causing everyone in the house to foam at the mouth, fall to the ground and roll their eyes.

This fart is too awesome.

Mi Kaka held her nose and ran back to Zuo Junnan and Ye Wuyou.

The two of them avoided him, "Hey, don't come here, we don't want to be poisoned."

"Woooo. Even you despise me."

"Who made you fart so stinky! You fart king!"

"I don't want to either. Farting to save my life is also a helpless strategy!"

"Anyway, stay away from us."

It's too miserable for Mi Kaka, to be despised to such an extent, but Ye Wuyou, a girl with a broom star physique, has the nerve to despise him.However, Mi Kaka also felt that his farts were stinky, and that was not enough. They had strong endurance and seemed a little uncontrollable.

"Pfft!" Isn't it?He played it again.

"Ouch!" If Ye Wuyou and Zuo Junnan were not far away, they would not have escaped the fate of being stunned.

Mi Kaka tried to restore his crumbling character: "It's none of my business, it's the medicine that Teacher Zuo gave me. By the way, teacher, what are you using this medicine for?"

Zuo Junnan said: "This is a special medicine for treating constipation. I bought it from a ghost market before. Its scientific name is [Blockbuster]. If people with constipation take it, it can solve the problem. But normal people take it If you do, you will fart non-stop.”

"Hehe... No wonder it's a blockbuster..."

The corner of Mi Kaka's mouth twitched, this scientific name is too appropriate, isn't it!
(End of this chapter)