future hunt

Chapter 341 Shot in the Butt 【Explosive Update】

They enter the amusement park.

Today's amusement park is crowded with people.

Many projects are full of people.Seeing the long snake-like team, everyone was speechless.

How long does it take to play the last time?

"Ahh! I want to play that!" Xia Zao'an excitedly pointed at the roller coaster.

This is a famous vertical roller coaster, and it is said to be the roller coaster with the highest horror index in the Pacific Alliance.A variety show called "Running Girl" also came to this place to shoot scenes. On TV, those celebrity guests were scared out of their wits on the roller coaster.

"No, no, no! I dare not!"

With Mikaka's courage, how dare he sit on it?
Xia Zao'an couldn't stop mocking, "You coward! You really deserve to be a scumbag!"

"Hey! You don't want to use the aggressive method, I won't be fooled."

Mi Kaka walks away, who is he, who can't see through Xia Zaoan's plot?

Cut, what aggressive method is too low!
"Hey! Slag card! Cowardly! No guts! I dare say, you will be scared into incontinence when you sit on it. Yes. Listen to me, everyone, from now on I will call Mi Kaka a coward and a coward. Okay? !"

Xia Zao'an upgraded the aggressive method, and buzzed in Mi Kaka's ear like a Tang monk.

Mikaka got angry, "What did you say?! Say it again!"

"I said you are a coward! You bastard! You are a coward!"

"That's right! Slag Ka is a big coward!" Ah Chun also fanned the flames from the sidelines.

Mi Kaka was almost stunned by the combination of these two good girlfriends, "Damn it! Just sit down, thinking I'm afraid of you!"

Although he knew it was a radical method, Mi Kaka was fooled.

"Hee hee!" Xia Zao'an and Ah Chun looked at each other with wicked smiles.

Mikaka, it's still too tender.Want to deal with the mature cat girl and Ah Chun who has lived for more than 60 years?
It is impossible to drop!

However, the queue is too long.When it's their turn, I don't know what year and month it will be.

Have to figure out a way.

Xia Zao'an suddenly had an idea, and patted a buddy standing in front of them with his girlfriend in his arms.

"Huh? Aren't you that one?"

"You are?" The buddy looked at Xia Zao'an with a dazed look on his face.

Xia Zaoan lied without blinking.

"Hey, you forgot. I'm your girlfriend Ah Chun's best friend. I used to have dinner with you." Here, Xia Zao'an has stolen Ah Chun's name.

"What Achun?" That buddy didn't understand at all.

Xia Zao'an continued to trick him, she looked at the female ticket next to the boy, immediately pretended to say something wrong, covered her mouth quietly, "haha. It's okay. It's okay. I understand."

The female ticket was really fooled, and she twisted the boy's ear hard. "Say! Who is Ah Chun?!"

"I really don't know who Ah Chun is? Huh!"

"I don't know? You are pretending to be crazy. How many boats have you stepped on, a scumbag?!"

Under Xia Zaoan's disturbance, the couple soon turned into a domestic violence scene.

"Hey! Go and stop them quickly. Otherwise, someone will die!"

Xia Zao'an didn't think it was a big deal, so she pulled the people in front of the row to persuade them to fight.

They were fooled, and ran over to the couple to give their best wishes, Xia Zaoan made a profit, humming a ditty and squeezed to the front.

By the way, I brought my friends with me.It's really a man who has attained enlightenment and ascended to heaven!

But the line ahead is still long.If they want to play the vertical roller coaster, they have to wait.

Is it hard to beat Ah Chun?

It was her turn.She threw a little mouse out of her pocket.

"Wow! There are mice!"

After she shouted so loudly, the team rioted again.

Taking the opportunity, Ah Chun led everyone to run forward.

She really deserves to be a liar in the craftsman world... Mikaka thought to herself, the mouse she took out, no need to ask, must be an inferior artifact made by Ulala.

A fake mouse can scare people so badly.

Hehe...Mikaka suddenly disdains humans.

Just then—'Haw! 'That mouse actually got into Mikaka's trousers.

"Swish!" It crawled up Mikaka's crotch.

"Hey!" Mi Kaka called Ah Chun, "Get out your broken artifact! It's scratching me!"

Moreover, it is still a part that is not suitable for children!

"What artifact?" Ah Chun pretended to be confused.

"It's this mouse! It must be an artifact made by your master. It must be worthless."

"No." Ah Chun said, "That mouse is real!"

"..." Mikaka paused for three seconds, and then...

"Wow!" He jumped three meters high.

Shi Zhenxian and Qin Sijie looked up at his figure and sighed: "Mikaka can go to participate in the Olympic high jump..."

Standing in a line, it's so frustrating...

Mikaka clutched her crotch with a melancholy expression.He was worried that if he got on the roller coaster for a while, would he suffer other bad luck?
He lost confidence in his own life.

He decided to abstain and retreat.

But Xia Zao'an saw through his little thoughts, and grabbed him with one hand, "Why are you going?"

"I need to pee..."

"Tch." Xia Zao'an sneered, "Is it too low to use urine to escape? If you are afraid of death, just say it."

"Who is afraid of death! Who are you talking about?!"

"Don't be afraid of death, just sit on it quickly."

Xia Zao'an pushed Mikaka onto the roller coaster parked on the slide rail.

Afterwards, Qi Mu was also invited into the seat on the other side of Mi Kaka by Xia Zaoan.

"Wait, why should I sit with this person?" Mi Kaka pointed at Qi Mu.

Qi Mu glanced at him, "Do you think I really want to sit with you?"

"Exactly. Brother Shi, I'll change seats with you." Mi Kaka made a request to Shi Zhenxian.

"No." Shi Zhenxian refused, and he sat with Qin Sijie. "I'm used to sitting with Mr. Qin. So, I can't help you anymore."

After finishing speaking, he and Qin Sijie covered their mouths and snickered, Xia Zaoan and Ah Chun laughed even harder.

I always feel that I was tricked by them.

There was no other way, so Mi Kaka had no choice but to bite the bullet and sit with Qi Mu.

The roller coaster hadn't started yet, at this moment, two men in black came over and pulled away the two passengers who were about to sit down.

"What are you doing? You have to line up."

The two passengers were about to protest, but they were frightened by the cold face of the man in black.They gasped.Even the staff dared not speak out.He could only watch helplessly as the two men in black got on the roller coaster and sat on the seat in front of Mikaka.

Mikaka looked at the two of them.One of them has long blond hair, a thin appearance, extremely cold eyes, full of killing intent.The other is a fat man with sunglasses and a square face.Mikaka looked at them, and always felt that these two people seemed to have met somewhere.

Just thinking about it, the roller coaster has started slowly.

faster and faster...

Don't be afraid... I'm not afraid at all.Mikaka comforted herself, but the trembling of her body couldn't stop.

The roller coaster came to the first high point, and Mikaka stared at the almost vertical slide rail below, with his heart in his throat.

Immediately afterwards, the roller coaster rushed down!

"Yeah!"

"Ahhh!"

Passengers screamed one after another.

Among them, the one who called out the loudest was Mikaka.He babbled and opened his mouth so much that the saliva came out.

All sprayed on the faces of Shi Zhenxian and Qin Sijie behind.

They yelled, "Hey! Mikaka!! Don't spray!"

But Mi Kaka couldn't control it, "vomit!" This time, instead of saliva, all the vomit flew out.

Poor Shi Zhenxian and Qin Sijie have been tricked again.

If they hadn't been on the roller coaster, they would have beaten Mikaka to death.

At this time, the roller coaster stopped at the highest point.This is the rumored high point of death and the most exciting place for the vertical roller coaster.

Mi Kaka was condescending, and couldn't hold on any longer. With a cry of "Oh!", she completely passed out.

When he woke up, the roller coaster had stopped on the slide rail.

"Hey, wake up." Someone was patting his face.

Only then did Mikaka realize that he was lying on the ground.

Xia Zao'an patted his face and said with a smile: "Oh my god, Mi Kaka, you are so ashamed."

"Don't mention it..." Mi Kaka was so embarrassed at the moment.

But Shi Zhenxian and Qin Sijie's faces of vomit were embarrassing.

"Mikaka!" They were trying to settle accounts with Mikaka.

Suddenly—"Get out of the way!"

The two men in black walked between them, pushed Shi Zhenxian away, and gave him a vicious look.

How could Shi Zhenxian dare to say anything.

He patted Qin Sijie beside him, "Young Master Qin, do you think those two people look alike..."

"Gin and vodka!" The two men shouted the two names at the same time.

Gin and Vodka are the names of the members of the Men in Black organization in the Conan comics.

And the image of the two men in black is exactly the same as the characters in the comics.

But...it's impossible...

Leaving the vertical roller coaster, Mikaka was really scared.If he had known, he would not have been fooled by Xia Zaoan.

He hurriedly waved his hands: "I can't play exciting games anymore. I'm afraid my little heart can't take it."

"Okay, okay. Let's go ride the Ferris wheel." Xia Zao'an decided to let him go.

"Alright."

At least Mikaka still has the guts to ride the Ferris wheel.

However, this time ride the Ferris wheel.Mikaka and Saiki were forced into a group again.

I always feel the feeling of being forced to match CP.

As the Ferris wheel rotates slowly, inside the wheel compartment.Mikaka and Qi Mu sat face to face, he felt a little embarrassed.

I wanted to have a chat with Qi Mu, but the other party put on a stinky face and clearly wrote 'Don't get close to strangers'.

Forget it, Mi Kaka didn't bother to have a hot face and a cold butt.

Simply, he also admired the scenery outside.Too lazy to talk to Qi Mu.

But I don't know-

At this time, the two men in black appeared in the wheel compartment opposite to theirs.

Among them, the man in black who looked like gin took out a black long gun from the box he carried, equipped with a muffler and a scope.

And the vodka is on the side.He said, "Brother, don't miss it."

"Don't worry." Qin Jiu said, "With my shooting skills, I will definitely not miss."

Assembled.Gin raised his sniper rifle, clamped it on the seat, and began aiming at the opposite wheelhouse.

That was the wheel compartment where Mikaka and Qi Mu were.

In the scope, the reticle slowly aimed at the back of Saiki's head.

"Hee." Qin Jiu snorted coldly, pressed his finger on the trigger, and pressed down lightly, "Hey!" A bullet was shot out.

Unbiased, he shot towards Qi Mu's back.

However, Qi Mu seemed to have noticed something strange, turned his head to one side, and fell down, just in time to avoid the bullet.

The bullet that deviated from the target just passed Mikaka who was enjoying the scenery.

Wow.who shot.

Mikaka tensed up.But at this moment, "Get down!" Qi Mu couldn't help but press Mi Kaka's head to the ground.

Immediately afterwards, a few more bullets flew in.

Several bullet holes were shot through the window glass.

Woo.Mikaka cat was on the ground, pouted buttocks, not daring to look up, "Hey, Qi Mu! How many enemies have you provoked outside? Now they are all chasing you to the playground?"

Qi Mu hid behind him, clearly using him to block bullets, "How do you know that he is chasing me. Maybe it's your enemy."

Mi Kaka didn't believe it: "Bah. You are being wronged! Will a representative of three good students like me have enemies?"

"That's not necessarily the case. You are the imperial god, the deadly enemy of the hunting species. I think they came here for you."

Mikaka still wanted to argue, but suddenly, "Whew!"

"Hmm..." Mikaka let out an imaginative moan, and that kind of voice could easily make people imagine.

"Why are you shouting like Chun." Qi Mu squinted his eyes.

Mikaka's expression was three points of enjoyment and seven points of pain. He held his mouth, half smiling and half crying: "Qimu, are we buddies who live and die together?"

"No. You're just my dog."

Don't be proud of yourself!

"..." But Mi Kaka suppressed her anger, and said with an obedient face, "Don't hide it, I know you have always been hard-hearted and soft-hearted. Although you look cold on the surface, you are actually passionate."

"What did I do to make you so misunderstood?" Qi Mu sneered.

Mikaka didn't care, and continued to talk nonsense, "Qimu, you are my best friend. If you are in trouble, I will try my best to save you. On the contrary, if I am in trouble, you will do the same, right? "

"Going around in such a big circle, what exactly do you want to express?" Qi Mu always felt that this person had bad intentions, otherwise, it would be impossible to call him brothers and sisters.

"Qimu, please do something."

"What's the matter?"

Mikaka finally revealed his true intentions, "I seem to have been hit by a neutron bomb. Can you suck the bullet out for me?"

"Where?"

"Here it is!" Mikaka turned his left buttocks to him.

There is really a bullet hole on the left side of the butt, and it's still bleeding.

"Please, help me suck the bullet out."

"Ha ha."

What a beautiful idea.

But Qi Mu said: "It's okay to help you get the bullet, but you have to endure it."

"Well! Come on!" Mi Kaka prepared to imitate Guan Yunchang's spirit of scraping bones to heal wounds. He silently raised his arm, put it in his mouth, and bit it with his teeth.He thought it over, if the pain was really unbearable, he would... just fart.

"Are you ready?" Saiki said behind him.

"Ready."

Of course Qi Mu would not use his mouth to suck, but raised his foot and kicked Mikaka's ass hard.

"Ow!" Mi Kaka didn't expect him to make such a move, but directly smashed through the door, almost becoming a trapeze.

If it wasn't for his sharp eyesight and quick hands, he quickly grabbed the door of the wheel compartment when he fell out, he would have fallen from the tens of meters high ferris wheel and turned into a ball of meat sauce.

"Damn it! It's fine if you don't suck the bullet for me, but you're still so ruthless!"

Mikaka clung to the door tightly and hung in the air.

"Hey! Help!"

His cry for help alarmed the staff and tourists below.Everyone raised their heads and exclaimed again and again when they saw this scene.People gathered around.But Mikaka is hanging in the sky, and there is nothing anyone can do to help.

As for Xia Zao'an and the others, they were also lying on the window to watch the fun.

Ah Chun asked: "What is Mi Kaka doing? Performing stunts?"

Xia Zao'an was helpless: "This Tie Hanhan, often does some stupid things that ordinary people can't understand."

Ah Chun said, "He won't die."

Xia Zao'an waved her hand, "No. No. A person like him will only be tortured terribly. But he can't be tortured to death! If the second male is tortured to death, this novel will be unsatisfactory! "

"Yeah! Good morning Xia, what you said makes sense. It's no wonder that you have seen through the routines of the Internet literature world!"

"That's that!" Xia Zao'an raised her head proudly.

In the wheel compartment where the man in black was, Gin had already put away the sniper rifle.His purpose has been achieved.Moreover, after alarming so many people, they dare not act so ostentatiously again.

So he sat in his seat with Vodka and observed the situation.

Mi Kaka grabbed the doorknob tightly, "Qimu, don't watch the show, save me!"

Qi Mu was still lying on the ground, "I want to save you. The problem is, someone is sniping us now. As soon as I show up, I will be sniped."

"Aren't you the strongest butcher? Are you still afraid of being sniped?! Don't be kidding. Bullets are like soy sauce to you!"

"That's not necessarily true." Qi Mu said, "In case, they use bullets made of Cangyin, which are deadly enough."

"I said... this is your excuse for not saving your life."

"Don't worry. Mikaka, you are dead, I will burn more paper for you every Qingming Festival."

"Leave it to you to burn!" Mikaka stopped begging him.

To be a man is to have backbone.Mikaka grabbed the doorknob and decided to save herself.

He wanted to put his feet back into the wheel box, but his waist and abdomen were too weak to swing them no matter what.On the contrary, as soon as the strength in his hands weakened, he couldn't grasp the doorknob.

"Wow!" Mikaka missed and was falling.

He was doomed... Mikaka fantasized that a hero would come out to save him, but that Qi Mu folded his arms and watched him fall.

Qi Mu, even if I'm a ghost, I won't let you go!Mikaka thought hard in her heart.

But—his free fall soon stopped.

"Ouch!" Mi Kaka fell heavily to the ground, clutching his waist and screaming in pain.

Looking around again, there are crowds of onlookers.

It turned out that the Ferris wheel had gradually come down.The height he fell was only two or three meters.

Can't fall to death.

The staff of the amusement park hurriedly asked, "Little brother, are you okay?!"

Mi Kaka clutched her buttocks and wanted to cry: "Can you call a doctor for me! I was shot in the buttocks!"

(End of this chapter)