future hunt

Chapter 349 Unspoken Rules 【Explosive Update】

When Mi Kaka and Xia Zaoan arrived at the school, they happened to meet Xiao Po sitting at the door waiting for him.

"Why are you here now? I thought you fell into the gutter." Xiao Po looked at his watch, expressing contempt.

"I want you to take care of it." Mikaka retorted.

Xiao Po smiled coldly, then glanced at Xia Zao'an next to Mi Kaka.

The two made eye contact and understood each other.Now, only Xia Zao'an knows Xiao Po's true identity.

"Hey. You're all here."

At this time, Shi Zhenxian and Qin Sijie also walked over to greet them.

They seemed to be talking about something interesting just now, Qin Sijie said: "Hey, something flew over my house last night. It flew directly into my bedroom. Guess what it is?"

Xia Zaoan raised her hand and answered, "I guess it's Batman?"

Mikaka said, "I guess it's Thanos."

"Chi..." Qin Sijie knew that the two of them would only be joking, "Okay, the mystery has been revealed. It's something like this."

He took out his phone and showed the pictures to everyone.

When Mikaka saw it, her face paled instantly.

The one that flew into Qin Sijie's bedroom turned out to be...a blow up doll with fireworks sticking out of its butt!
"Wow! Who is so perverted to buy this kind of thing to play with?" Xia Zao'an exclaimed.

"That's right. He also stuck a firework in his butt! This person must be a pervert, an otaku!" Shi Zhenxian also said.

"Cough cough." Mikaka coughed awkwardly, "I said, the person who did this is not necessarily a pervert, maybe that person is a three-good student, loves learning, is eager to help others, and is a good young man who is brave enough to do what is right?"

"Mikaka, you're not sick. How can you be a pervert if you play with pussy dolls like this?" Qin Sijie didn't buy Mikaka's sophistry.

"No, no, no." Mikaka waved her hands guiltily, "I think everyone is curious about a new product like a blow-up doll. Maybe that person just wanted to try and put fireworks on the blow-up doll. , how far can it fly? I remember a man in the Ming Dynasty, in order to fly into the sky, he also sat on a chair with many fireworks tied up. Humans have scientific curiosity!"

"It makes sense to hear what Mikaka said."

The others were actually a little persuaded.Mi Kaka has an iron mouth and copper teeth, so she can talk nonsense.No one can compare to him in this regard.

Mi Kaka was a little smug, "However. It's a pity that it's too wasteful to use this blow-up doll worth 1099 yuan for experiments."

This sentence is superfluous.

Because Xia Zaoan and the others immediately looked at him, "How do you know that this blow-up doll is worth 1099 yuan?"

"Ah? This..." Mi Kaka was speechless this time.

When it was over, Mi Kaka was anxious, how could he get away with it this time.

Xia Zaoan, this cat girl, is too scary, her eyes are fixed on Mi Kaka, as if she wants to see through his heart.

She pointed at him, "Oh! Oh! Oh!"

"Oh... oh what?" Mi Kaka felt guilty and was sweating profusely.

Xia Zao'an noticed his strangeness, and shouted, "Don't ask! This blow-up doll must belong to him!"

"No... Impossible!" Mi Kaka was stubborn and refused to admit it.

But a good boy like him won't lie.As soon as he lied, he would sweat profusely, and looked left and right to talk about him.With this kind of acting, anyone with a discerning eye can see that he is lying.

"How dare you say it's not you? You're sweating!" Xia Zao'an was aggressive.

"Because it's hot." Mikaka made an excuse.

"Mikaka." Xiao Po came out in time to dismantle the situation, "The weather forecast says that it's only 18 degrees today, please keep warm."

"..." The damn weather forecast has never been accurate, but it just came out to deceive people at this time.

"That's probably because I was sweating from the heat just now."

Anyway, Mikaka just wouldn't admit it.This blow-up doll is his.

"What evidence do you have for this blow-up doll!" Mikaka said, "Show me the evidence, and I'll admit it! Without evidence or evidence, that's slander!"

"Uh..." Everyone was at a loss for words for a while.

But Xia Zaoan put her hands on her hips, "Bah, we never talk about evidence! We talk about intuition!"

Shi Zhenxian and Qin Sijie agreed with her statement, nodded frequently, "That's right!"

"You two answerers, can you be a little more assertive? Isn't my relationship with you deeper than your relationship with Xia Zao'an. Think about how long we have known each other! We have been in the same school since junior high!"

"Mikaka. We can't blame us." Qin Sijie said, "It is because we have known you for a long time that we know who you are."

"Wait a minute. You mean I act like someone who buys a blow-up doll?"

"Yeah!" The bad friends Shi Zhenxian and Qin Sijie nodded desperately again.

"Go away!"

Mikaka was furious, he didn't expect his image in the eyes of his companions to be so unbearable.

At this time, Xiao Po pushed the pair of glasses that had no prescription and were purely used for pretense and said, "This sex doll is not Mi Kaka's."

"Huh? Little brat, why did you say that?" Shi Zhenxian asked Xiao Po curiously.

"Just reason." Like Conan, Xiaopo started his reasoning: "Mikaka's home is in Block D, and Qin Sijie's home is in Block B. This is a straight line map between the two locations. Look "Xiao Po marked the locations of the two families on the Gaode map, "The straight-line distance is more than 5 kilometers. The Qin family is in the southwest of Mi's house, but the northeast wind blew last night. That is to say, if you take Chong from Mi's house, If the inflatable doll is shot, it is impossible to float against the wind to Qin Sijie's house. Another point, if the price of this inflatable doll is 1000 yuan, do you think that people like Mi Kaka who can't even pay for breakfast will spend it? Do you want to buy such an expensive blow-up doll? To sum up, there is only one truth. That is, this blow-up doll is definitely not made by poor Mi Kaka."

Hearing his nonsense, I suddenly felt that it made sense.But in the last few sentences, why did Mi Kaka feel that he was swearing?

However, since Mi Kaka helped him clear his name, Mi Kaka didn't care about it.

With such a powerful reasoning, Mi Kaka put his hands on his hips, "Hmph. Did you hear that! The famous detective Edogawa Xiaopo's reasoning, I ask you whether you accept it or not!"

"Edogawa Xiaopo?" Shi Zhenxian and Qin Sijie stared at him, and Shi Zhenxian sneered, "I'm still Kudo Shinsen! By the way, where did this kid come from? Did he get lost?"

"He's my bodyguard." Mikaka introduced.

But Xiao Po stepped on his shoe.

"Aww!" Mi Kaka covered her feet, crying and jumping.This brat is too cold-blooded and violent.

Xiaopo adjusted his bow tie: "Everyone, my name is Edogawa Xiaopo. I am this Mikaka's life mentor."

Life mentor or something, it's too high-handed.

Mi Kaka complained in a low voice: "Didn't you agree to be a bodyguard? Why did you become a mentor again?"

But Xiao Po turned his head and glared at him.Mikaka was so frightened that she quickly covered her mouth and dared not speak.

Woo, such a scary kid is really rare.

And Shi Zhenxian obviously hasn't realized the horror of the young version of Saiki, so he walked over recklessly, touched the little broken Conan hairstyle, "Haha, it looks exactly like Conan, this hairstyle, sprayed a lot of hairspray, right?" .Hey, brat, hurry home. This is not your place to play."

But Xiaopo was not in a hurry, patted Shi Zhenxian's hand away, and said, "Shi Zhenxian, male, age 17, height 173, weight 63 kg, likes to pick up girls, no love experience, 55 failed confessions, characteristic like farting... ..."

Depend on!Shi Zhenxian became furious, "You kid, when did you investigate me?"

Xiao Po smiled coldly: "It's not just you, even you and I know everything well." He pointed at Qin Sijie.

Qin Sijie swallowed in fright.

Shi Zhenxian suppressed his anger and patted Xiaopo on the head, "Child, don't provoke brother. Brother is a bad boy. It hurts me to beat someone."

Xiao Po smiled slightly and asked, "Brother, how much does it hurt?"

Shi Zhenxian smiled sinisterly and raised his fist, "Try it, and you'll know? Hehe."

Wow.Seeing that the struggle between them was about to break out, Mi Kaka hurried over and grabbed Shi Zhenxian, "Brother Shi, Brother Shi! Don't be impulsive. You will die!"

"Mikaka, don't stop me. Even if this kid is your life mentor, I'll beat him up. Don't worry, I won't let him die. At most, he will go home and call his mother!"

"Brother Shi, you misunderstood me." Mikaka hugged Shi Zhenxian, "I mean, you will die."

"Ah?" Shi Zhenxian stared at Mi Kaka, "You mean, I won't be able to beat this brat?"

"Yes! You must not be able to beat it." Mi Kaka nodded.

Mi Kaka knows how bad Xiao Po is. Of course, Xia Zao'an is also very clear.

So, seeing a business opportunity, she came over immediately and took out a contract, "Brother Shi, don't worry, buy personal insurance for me first. If you are killed, you will get a compensation of [-]. Even if you die , your family can also benefit from it, so you won’t be old and helpless, right?”

"I said..." Shi Zhenxian clenched his fists, "You two, are you trying to embarrass me? I can't even beat a kid?!"

He pushed Mi Kaka away, took off the contract in Xia Zaoan's hand, and the small volcano erupted.

Originally, he just wanted to teach Xiao Po a little lesson, but he was so aggressive by Mi Kaka and Xia Zao'an, he decided to beat the little kid to death!

"Hey! Don't blame me! I can be ruthless too!" Shi Zhenxian clenched his fists, smirked, and rushed towards Xiao Po.

After 1 minute, the result can be imagined.

"Plop!" Shi Zhenxian knelt on the ground and shouted, "Brother Po! You will be my big brother from now on!"

He was beaten so badly that his nose was bruised and his face was swollen. If it wasn't for Xiao Po's mercy, Shi Zhenxian would be in a wheelchair for the rest of his life.

Xiao Po walked over and patted his head, "Good boy. Let me give you two woofs to listen."

"Follow orders! Bark!" Shi Zhenxian's dog-servant appearance is really amazing.

Mi Kaka covered her face and couldn't bear to look directly at him, "Brother Shi, can you be a little dignified?"

Shi Zhenxian scolded: "In front of Brother Po, what dignity do you need? Brother Po says whatever you want! Mikaka, if you dare to be rude to Brother Po, I will turn against you. My admiration for Brother Po is like a torrent of words. Jiang Shui. In my heart, he is more important than my own father!"

Mi Kaka didn't know whether to laugh or cry, "Then where's your boss Qi Mu? Who's the first one?"

"Of course it is..." Shi Zhenxian thought for a while, thinking that neither of them should be offended, and said, "They are tied for first place!"

"Hehe." Xiao Po disdains this guy's flattering skills.

How could Shi Zhenxian know that Qi Mu and Xiao Po are clearly the same person!
"Brother Po, I'll shine your shoes! Your shoes are a bit dirty!" Shi Zhenxian graciously helped Xiao Po clean his shoes.

At this moment - "Why don't you go to school?"

A figure suddenly appeared.

Everyone saw that it was Qi Mu.That is the fake that LP pretended to be.

"Oh. It's Mr. Qi Mu." Shi Zhenxian quickly got up, "We are getting ready to enter the school."

"Oh." Luang Po pretended to be careless and snorted, then, she caught a glimpse of Xiao Po and frowned slightly.

He asked, "Who is this kid?"

Mikaka hurriedly said, "He is my friend's younger brother. I want to visit our school today."

"Huh?" Luang Po seemed a little confused, but she didn't bother to ask, so she walked over and went straight into the school.

Xiao Po and Xia Zao'an stared at her back, and after a while, they looked at each other again.

Xiao Po pushed his glasses, thinking, LP, just wait and see.I will not let your plot succeed.

"Then, let's go in too." Mikaka also walked towards the school.

After walking a few steps, he remembered Xiao Po.

Sure enough, Xiao Po followed behind him.

"Eh? You really want to go in with us?" Mikaka asked.

Xiao Po nodded, with a very serious expression.

"I didn't run the school. Whether you can go in or not is up to me." Mikaka said, "If you are kicked out by the teacher, don't blame me."

"Let's go. There's so much nonsense." Xiao Po rolled his eyes at him, and walked to the front instead.

"Tut." Mikaka secretly waved his little fist, the stinky brat.If you can't beat him...

never mind.Mikaka silently swallowed the bad breath.

Who told you, the unspoken rule of this world is that good people are bullied by others.

The reality is so cruel.

(End of this chapter)