lost narrative poem
Chapter 217 Inexperienced
Chapter 217 Inexperienced
This is probably the unsolved mystery of the world.
It is said that 80.00% of boys don’t know why their girlfriends are angry, and the remaining 20.00% of boys don’t even know why their girlfriends are angry...
Of course, this is also related to some common attributes of many girls, just like those cheating masters in many novels. They only know how to play mysteries but don't know how to speak well, and they are always left to you to guess.
The expert is reminding you, it's fine if you don't guess correctly, because you don't have that blessing.
Your girlfriend is testing you, and she's going to get mad if you don't get it right.
——"You don't understand me at all", "You don't need to say it if you really understand", "You should understand even if I don't tell you"... probably this is the case, but the vast majority of boyfriends are not fortune tellers, and Can't read minds.
The result is that some things can be explained directly, and it is good for both sides to understand and tolerate each other, but they turn against each other and completely break up, and then drift away...
This boy encountered such a problem. He couldn't understand his girlfriend's mind at all. The other party refused to express his thoughts directly, so he asked him to guess, but if he guessed wrong, it would turn from sunny to cloudy... If he guessed wrong continuously , the consequences are like now, he came to the Ministry of Service for help.
"What, you're too mean, aren't you? They're already lovers, don't you even remember Sawako's preferences?"
Hiratsuka-sensei switched to contempt mode.
"That's not the case, teacher, I remember her preferences. But she doesn't have only one preference, and she doesn't say that every day is fixed..." The boy complained, remembering what happened during these days , I also began to wonder whether it would be better to break up.
"This is actually easy to solve...Since she refuses to say it, don't ask her what she likes directly, just use another method."
Xia Ran said casually, attracting the attention of the three of them——
"You have to pretend that you have prepared it long ago, and then let her guess what you are going to take her to eat later, and then after she has said a series of answers, take her to eat the first thing she guessed... the same This method can be applied to other problems as well.”
For example, ask her, let her guess where the two of them will go later, and then after she has guessed a lot, take her to the first place she guessed at the beginning.
As for why she was asked to give a bunch of answers in the first place?Naturally, it is necessary to disguise it, lest the intention of the stereotype is too obvious, and it will be seen all at once.And this kind of trick can't be used often. If you do it once today, do it again tomorrow, and do it again the day after tomorrow...
With such a frequent frequency, don't think that your girlfriend is too stupid to see it. Even if she originally wanted to cooperate by pretending not to know, she would be irritated by such a stupid usage.
"..."
"..."
A silence.
Xia Ran stopped talking eloquently, frowning: "What's wrong? Is there something wrong with what I said? Why do you look at me like that?"
The boy suddenly woke up like a dream, and slapped his head in annoyance, why didn't he think of it?But it's not too late, he clenched his fist very excitedly and thanked Xia Ran:
"Got it! I'm going to fight with Sawako right now!"
Probably because the problem that has been worrying these days has seen the dawn of a solution, he didn't want to delay for a moment, after a quick thank you, he turned around and threw it out of the activity room, while running, he still took out his phone.
Soon, his voice came from the corridor——
"...Yuka, that's right, it's me...Please tell me, where is Sawako now?...Well, she won't answer my phone..."
The sound of voices and footsteps quickly disappeared, leaving the fourth floor of the special building.
"..."
"..."
"Really, let's say he's indecisive, and he's in such a hurry at this time..." Hiratsuka Jing looked away, said angrily and funny, and then looked at Xia Ran, "And you, classmate Xia Ran, isn't this Can you give good advice? Why did you embarrass him before."
"That's not true, I didn't know why he had conflicts with his girlfriend before..." The boy raised his eyebrows, and opened his mouth to justify his behavior just now, "And teacher, why do you think we can solve this kind of problem? In fact, we have no experience at all, we are just talking on paper... What else can we do when we ask single people about relationship problems, apart from always suggesting a breakup?"
On the opposite side, Yukinoshita lowered her head, silently put her hand to her mouth, and didn't speak, as if she was thinking about something, but she didn't refute.
After all, she herself said that although people often come to her to discuss love troubles, it is only one-sided, and girls talk to girls about relationship problems, usually to contain each other.
As long as you say who you like first, people around you will have concerns, which is like claiming ownership.If you know who the other party likes and still go after that person, you will naturally become a female public enemy, even if the other party confesses on his own initiative.
"...Because... Teacher, I also have no experience! What else can I do besides recommending him to come here, anyway, you are still the same age, you can understand this mainstream topic..."
Shizuka Hiratsuka suddenly lowered her face, her expression became extremely gloomy, as if she could release black magic at any time.
——This topic also belongs to her Ni Lin, who can understand the misery and pain in her heart!
"..."
"..."
Xia Ran resolutely and wisely did not continue on this topic, but changed the subject very bluntly, and asked the girl opposite: "Student Xueshita, what are you thinking?"
The girl looked up at him, then smiled gently on her face, and said, "I just remembered what happened before. When you came here, Xia Ran, you told me that you came to express your apology?"
"Uh, that's right... Is there any problem with this?" Xia Ran replied hesitantly.
"There is no problem with this, but after that, let me guess what you brought?"
For some reason, Yukinoshita's voice seemed to suddenly become colder.
"..."
"..."
Xia Ran suddenly found that she lost her normal visual ability, which indeed caused some inconvenient problems. It was really a mistake for me not to take a good look at the almanac before going out today.
……
……
Under the afterglow of the setting sun, the shadows of people on the street dragged longer and longer.
"...Don't buy any ingredients or anything else. It feels so troublesome. I happen to know that there is a ramen restaurant near the school. The taste is quite good and it is also very hygienic. Well, it seems that the doctor didn't say you can't eat ramen, right?"
Shizuka Hiratsuka walked side by side with her students along the sidewalk. By the way, she was crazy about the ramen restaurants that Amway knew. She didn't know if she really found it troublesome, or if she didn't know how to cook at all.
However, it is certain that she is very passionate about pure man food like ramen. As for why she can maintain such a good figure while smoking and drinking, and not controlling her diet at all... It is really puzzling .
Maybe it's the talent skills that girls will envy and hate?
After all, there are always people who eat and drink without getting fat. Some people wake up at night and drink a glass of water, and the next day they find that they have gained a few pounds... Can this world still be reasonable?
Xia Ran thought about these things in her heart, but on the surface she was kind, no matter what Mr. Hiratsuka said, she nodded in agreement.After all, he has always been a very sensible person, and naturally he would not casually oppose or express his different opinions at such a time.
——Especially after seeing what happened to the boy before.
At least for now, Mr. Hiratsuka is actively making suggestions instead of letting him guess. What else is there to be dissatisfied with?Eat ramen, eat ramen, this is not a problem at all.
"Well, let's go there now! That ramen restaurant is not too far away, so we don't need to take a car, just walk..."
Hiratsuka Shizuka clenched her fist happily, and then looked at him up and down: "But you have to follow me closely, although you are really strange, it seems that it doesn't make any difference to you whether you have eyes or not, but here It's always on the road..."
"I know, Mr. Hiratsuka." Xia Ran nodded, touched the bandages on her eyes, but she had already made up her mind to get rid of such a state tomorrow.
Abilities such as mental suggestion and hypnotic induction are no longer imaginary skills for him, but are the basic components of a huge ability system that is being perfected day by day.
Although the proficiency may not be very high, if he only performs precise release on a single target, he still has enough confidence.
Neither the effect is too weak, causing a reaction but deepening and strengthening certain memories of the target object, nor is the effect too strong, completely deleting all memories and turning people into idiots.
"By the way, speaking of it, I remember that it seemed to be your birthday a few days ago, right?" Hiratsuka Shizuka looked at him with her head tilted as if she suddenly remembered something.
"Well... yes, it's over now, but don't worry, I know they're all busy..."
Xia Ran thought for a while, then nodded to confirm, and he knew what Hiratsuka Jing wanted to say, but he didn't think there was anything to say.
"After all, I travel all over the world all year round. I'm afraid I spend half of my time on the plane. I don't even care about my birthday. It's normal not to come here..."
His birthday is May [-]th, and it has been more than a week... Well, in terms of the objective time of the main world.As for his own subjective time?It has long been impossible to save her. The last birthday was so far away that it seemed like a previous life.
"That's really hard for you..." Hiratsuka sighed quietly, and looked at the young man in front of him with an inexplicable gaze, "Speaking of which, your family should not be short of money, but there is no need to do so... "
"It's not a matter of money or not. Just think that they have their own dreams and values in life. In fact, that's fine too. I don't want to be a drag on them..."
Xia Ran interrupted this topic perfunctorily, he was no longer a child, and would not feel any resentment because of these things, even he himself didn't care about birthdays at all.
"It's good if you can see it..." Hiratsuka Jing carefully stared at his face for a long time, and confirmed that he was not insincere, and then he was relieved, and then he was as cheerful as a middle-aged uncle and patted him. Shoulder.
"Then let the teacher celebrate for you now, although it's so many days late, and it's just ramen... Well, maybe we can go and see if there is any cake to buy later?"
"……thanks."
Xia Ran first exhaled lightly, and then smiled, expressing her sincere thanks.
……
……
Then, it was the next morning.
As soon as Xia Ran entered the classroom, she greeted Megumi Kato first: "Good morning, classmate Kato!"
"Good morning, Xia Ran." The girl's very calm voice sounded, ordinary and without any characteristics, and there was no change from before.
"Huh? Kato-san, have you forgotten what happened yesterday?" This kind of reaction was unexpected by Xia Ran, and she couldn't help being a little puzzled, because he was really sure that the girl's emotions at the moment were really very strong. dull.
"What happened yesterday? I haven't forgotten it, after all, it was really too much..." Kato Megumi said calmly.
"Then you are not angry?"
"If I want to say something, of course I won't be angry, and it's not that I don't have a reason to ignore you, but seeing you greet me enthusiastically and proactively so early in the morning, I feel like I can't grasp what happened yesterday... ..."
"Kato-san, you...you should have a limit to how good you can talk."
(End of this chapter)
This is probably the unsolved mystery of the world.
It is said that 80.00% of boys don’t know why their girlfriends are angry, and the remaining 20.00% of boys don’t even know why their girlfriends are angry...
Of course, this is also related to some common attributes of many girls, just like those cheating masters in many novels. They only know how to play mysteries but don't know how to speak well, and they are always left to you to guess.
The expert is reminding you, it's fine if you don't guess correctly, because you don't have that blessing.
Your girlfriend is testing you, and she's going to get mad if you don't get it right.
——"You don't understand me at all", "You don't need to say it if you really understand", "You should understand even if I don't tell you"... probably this is the case, but the vast majority of boyfriends are not fortune tellers, and Can't read minds.
The result is that some things can be explained directly, and it is good for both sides to understand and tolerate each other, but they turn against each other and completely break up, and then drift away...
This boy encountered such a problem. He couldn't understand his girlfriend's mind at all. The other party refused to express his thoughts directly, so he asked him to guess, but if he guessed wrong, it would turn from sunny to cloudy... If he guessed wrong continuously , the consequences are like now, he came to the Ministry of Service for help.
"What, you're too mean, aren't you? They're already lovers, don't you even remember Sawako's preferences?"
Hiratsuka-sensei switched to contempt mode.
"That's not the case, teacher, I remember her preferences. But she doesn't have only one preference, and she doesn't say that every day is fixed..." The boy complained, remembering what happened during these days , I also began to wonder whether it would be better to break up.
"This is actually easy to solve...Since she refuses to say it, don't ask her what she likes directly, just use another method."
Xia Ran said casually, attracting the attention of the three of them——
"You have to pretend that you have prepared it long ago, and then let her guess what you are going to take her to eat later, and then after she has said a series of answers, take her to eat the first thing she guessed... the same This method can be applied to other problems as well.”
For example, ask her, let her guess where the two of them will go later, and then after she has guessed a lot, take her to the first place she guessed at the beginning.
As for why she was asked to give a bunch of answers in the first place?Naturally, it is necessary to disguise it, lest the intention of the stereotype is too obvious, and it will be seen all at once.And this kind of trick can't be used often. If you do it once today, do it again tomorrow, and do it again the day after tomorrow...
With such a frequent frequency, don't think that your girlfriend is too stupid to see it. Even if she originally wanted to cooperate by pretending not to know, she would be irritated by such a stupid usage.
"..."
"..."
A silence.
Xia Ran stopped talking eloquently, frowning: "What's wrong? Is there something wrong with what I said? Why do you look at me like that?"
The boy suddenly woke up like a dream, and slapped his head in annoyance, why didn't he think of it?But it's not too late, he clenched his fist very excitedly and thanked Xia Ran:
"Got it! I'm going to fight with Sawako right now!"
Probably because the problem that has been worrying these days has seen the dawn of a solution, he didn't want to delay for a moment, after a quick thank you, he turned around and threw it out of the activity room, while running, he still took out his phone.
Soon, his voice came from the corridor——
"...Yuka, that's right, it's me...Please tell me, where is Sawako now?...Well, she won't answer my phone..."
The sound of voices and footsteps quickly disappeared, leaving the fourth floor of the special building.
"..."
"..."
"Really, let's say he's indecisive, and he's in such a hurry at this time..." Hiratsuka Jing looked away, said angrily and funny, and then looked at Xia Ran, "And you, classmate Xia Ran, isn't this Can you give good advice? Why did you embarrass him before."
"That's not true, I didn't know why he had conflicts with his girlfriend before..." The boy raised his eyebrows, and opened his mouth to justify his behavior just now, "And teacher, why do you think we can solve this kind of problem? In fact, we have no experience at all, we are just talking on paper... What else can we do when we ask single people about relationship problems, apart from always suggesting a breakup?"
On the opposite side, Yukinoshita lowered her head, silently put her hand to her mouth, and didn't speak, as if she was thinking about something, but she didn't refute.
After all, she herself said that although people often come to her to discuss love troubles, it is only one-sided, and girls talk to girls about relationship problems, usually to contain each other.
As long as you say who you like first, people around you will have concerns, which is like claiming ownership.If you know who the other party likes and still go after that person, you will naturally become a female public enemy, even if the other party confesses on his own initiative.
"...Because... Teacher, I also have no experience! What else can I do besides recommending him to come here, anyway, you are still the same age, you can understand this mainstream topic..."
Shizuka Hiratsuka suddenly lowered her face, her expression became extremely gloomy, as if she could release black magic at any time.
——This topic also belongs to her Ni Lin, who can understand the misery and pain in her heart!
"..."
"..."
Xia Ran resolutely and wisely did not continue on this topic, but changed the subject very bluntly, and asked the girl opposite: "Student Xueshita, what are you thinking?"
The girl looked up at him, then smiled gently on her face, and said, "I just remembered what happened before. When you came here, Xia Ran, you told me that you came to express your apology?"
"Uh, that's right... Is there any problem with this?" Xia Ran replied hesitantly.
"There is no problem with this, but after that, let me guess what you brought?"
For some reason, Yukinoshita's voice seemed to suddenly become colder.
"..."
"..."
Xia Ran suddenly found that she lost her normal visual ability, which indeed caused some inconvenient problems. It was really a mistake for me not to take a good look at the almanac before going out today.
……
……
Under the afterglow of the setting sun, the shadows of people on the street dragged longer and longer.
"...Don't buy any ingredients or anything else. It feels so troublesome. I happen to know that there is a ramen restaurant near the school. The taste is quite good and it is also very hygienic. Well, it seems that the doctor didn't say you can't eat ramen, right?"
Shizuka Hiratsuka walked side by side with her students along the sidewalk. By the way, she was crazy about the ramen restaurants that Amway knew. She didn't know if she really found it troublesome, or if she didn't know how to cook at all.
However, it is certain that she is very passionate about pure man food like ramen. As for why she can maintain such a good figure while smoking and drinking, and not controlling her diet at all... It is really puzzling .
Maybe it's the talent skills that girls will envy and hate?
After all, there are always people who eat and drink without getting fat. Some people wake up at night and drink a glass of water, and the next day they find that they have gained a few pounds... Can this world still be reasonable?
Xia Ran thought about these things in her heart, but on the surface she was kind, no matter what Mr. Hiratsuka said, she nodded in agreement.After all, he has always been a very sensible person, and naturally he would not casually oppose or express his different opinions at such a time.
——Especially after seeing what happened to the boy before.
At least for now, Mr. Hiratsuka is actively making suggestions instead of letting him guess. What else is there to be dissatisfied with?Eat ramen, eat ramen, this is not a problem at all.
"Well, let's go there now! That ramen restaurant is not too far away, so we don't need to take a car, just walk..."
Hiratsuka Shizuka clenched her fist happily, and then looked at him up and down: "But you have to follow me closely, although you are really strange, it seems that it doesn't make any difference to you whether you have eyes or not, but here It's always on the road..."
"I know, Mr. Hiratsuka." Xia Ran nodded, touched the bandages on her eyes, but she had already made up her mind to get rid of such a state tomorrow.
Abilities such as mental suggestion and hypnotic induction are no longer imaginary skills for him, but are the basic components of a huge ability system that is being perfected day by day.
Although the proficiency may not be very high, if he only performs precise release on a single target, he still has enough confidence.
Neither the effect is too weak, causing a reaction but deepening and strengthening certain memories of the target object, nor is the effect too strong, completely deleting all memories and turning people into idiots.
"By the way, speaking of it, I remember that it seemed to be your birthday a few days ago, right?" Hiratsuka Shizuka looked at him with her head tilted as if she suddenly remembered something.
"Well... yes, it's over now, but don't worry, I know they're all busy..."
Xia Ran thought for a while, then nodded to confirm, and he knew what Hiratsuka Jing wanted to say, but he didn't think there was anything to say.
"After all, I travel all over the world all year round. I'm afraid I spend half of my time on the plane. I don't even care about my birthday. It's normal not to come here..."
His birthday is May [-]th, and it has been more than a week... Well, in terms of the objective time of the main world.As for his own subjective time?It has long been impossible to save her. The last birthday was so far away that it seemed like a previous life.
"That's really hard for you..." Hiratsuka sighed quietly, and looked at the young man in front of him with an inexplicable gaze, "Speaking of which, your family should not be short of money, but there is no need to do so... "
"It's not a matter of money or not. Just think that they have their own dreams and values in life. In fact, that's fine too. I don't want to be a drag on them..."
Xia Ran interrupted this topic perfunctorily, he was no longer a child, and would not feel any resentment because of these things, even he himself didn't care about birthdays at all.
"It's good if you can see it..." Hiratsuka Jing carefully stared at his face for a long time, and confirmed that he was not insincere, and then he was relieved, and then he was as cheerful as a middle-aged uncle and patted him. Shoulder.
"Then let the teacher celebrate for you now, although it's so many days late, and it's just ramen... Well, maybe we can go and see if there is any cake to buy later?"
"……thanks."
Xia Ran first exhaled lightly, and then smiled, expressing her sincere thanks.
……
……
Then, it was the next morning.
As soon as Xia Ran entered the classroom, she greeted Megumi Kato first: "Good morning, classmate Kato!"
"Good morning, Xia Ran." The girl's very calm voice sounded, ordinary and without any characteristics, and there was no change from before.
"Huh? Kato-san, have you forgotten what happened yesterday?" This kind of reaction was unexpected by Xia Ran, and she couldn't help being a little puzzled, because he was really sure that the girl's emotions at the moment were really very strong. dull.
"What happened yesterday? I haven't forgotten it, after all, it was really too much..." Kato Megumi said calmly.
"Then you are not angry?"
"If I want to say something, of course I won't be angry, and it's not that I don't have a reason to ignore you, but seeing you greet me enthusiastically and proactively so early in the morning, I feel like I can't grasp what happened yesterday... ..."
"Kato-san, you...you should have a limit to how good you can talk."
(End of this chapter)
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