lost narrative poem

Chapter 66 The essence of human beings is the devil

"I'm sorry, Hiratsuka-sensei."

It seemed that the source of the successive sneezing just now and the inexplicable chills rising from the depths of the soul could be directly confirmed.

Xia Ran thought so.

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"..."

In the office, there was a strange silence. Hiratsuka Shizuka folded her arms, making her majestic chest even more terrifying. She frowned tightly and stared at someone in front of her.

There's something wrong with this atmosphere, did I do something to make her angry again?

It shouldn't be, Xia Ran quickly used her brain to search her memory carefully.

However, I can't figure out what went wrong, and from yesterday evening to now, in less than a day, what can I do... Is it possible that I was sleepwalking in my sleep, writing what I wrote before? The script was sent out?

Wait, it's not good, if that's the case, how many copies did you send out?Could it be that even the drafts were sent out, and the Immortal Chuan Library never refused, and announced the approval of the project overnight?

Xia Ran's eyes shook violently, but she quickly realized that this kind of thing is impossible.

Last night, he didn't sleep at all, okay!

"Student Xia Ran, why did you apologize as soon as you came in?" At this time, Teacher Hiratsuka sighed and asked, with a heavy tone.

"Huh? Shouldn't it be?" Xia Ran raised her head with a puzzled expression on her face.

"What did you do wrong?"

"I don't know either... How about, Mr. Hiratsuka, can you remind me?" Xia Ran's eyes looked very innocent.

"I don't know why, as long as I talk to you these two days, I will be inexplicably angry... If this continues, I will definitely grow old very quickly." Hiratsuka took several deep breaths.

"Teacher, we have to be reasonable. This is definitely not my fault. You think you will age quickly because you have already..." Xia Ran felt that she could not let such accusations be proved, and tried desperately to learn from science. explained on an objective level.

A gust of wind blew by, and the words stopped abruptly.

The straight fist, whose trajectory was completely unclear, just stopped about one centimeter before the tip of Xia Ran's nose.

"Do you want to die once?" The low-pitched words spread with the ultra-low pressure.

"...I'm sorry, it's all my fault." Considering that Hiratsuka Jing is also Hei Changzhi, and maybe he really has the same ability, Xia Ran decisively made the most correct choice.

"Really, am I that scary..." Hiratsuka-sensei withdrew his fist and said annoyedly, "Don't think that as long as I call you, you must be looking for faults, it's really annoying..."

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Xia Ran silently glanced at her retracted fist, stretched out her hand to habitually push her glasses, and did not express any personal opinions on the obvious question of "is this woman scary after all?"

"By the way, I forgot to ask yesterday, have you changed your contact lenses?" Seeing his movements, Hiratsuka-sensei narrowed his eyes and asked.

"Yes, what's the problem?" Xia Ran nodded confidently, not guilty at all.

"There's no problem, I just want to remind you to pay attention to the security guards..." Hiratsuka-sensei hadn't finished speaking when she was interrupted by a knock on the door, and she raised her eyebrows.

"Come in."

"Excuse me..." a weak voice sounded.

The doorknob was turned, and a boy with a feeling of weakness all over his body and eyes like dead fish eyes came in from the corridor.

Xia Ran recognized at a glance that this was the boy she had asked for directions before.

"Hikigaya, you're here... Do you know why I called you over this time?" Hiratsuka-sensei said, turning his gaze to the boy, his plain words filled with a sense of oppression.

"do not know……"

"I don't know? Then look at this, do you have any impression?" Mr. Hiratsuka sneered, reached out and grabbed a whole stack of papers on the table, unfolded it at the dead fish-eyed boy, and shook it, "This is the composition you wrote. .”

"……Oh."

The dead fish-eyed boy raised a finger, scratched his cheek, uttered a syllable, and his eyes drifted.

"What are you, do you still remember the topic of the composition I gave in class?"

"...Remember, the topic is "High School Life Review". "

"Since you know this is the topic, then why do you hand in a criminal declaration?" Hiratsuka-sensei sighed, "Really, why is one or two so worrying, you are all potential A criminal?"

one or two?you?Xia Ran pretended not to hear. Anyway, as long as he didn't name him, he definitely wasn't a good student like him.

Potential criminal or something, are you kidding, is he like that?

And that dead fish-eyed boy named Bi Qigu looked at Xia Ran subconsciously. Could it be that this person, like himself, submitted a composition like a criminal declaration, so he was called over?

"Forget it, Hikigu, about this messy composition... I was going to ask you to come over to talk about it yesterday evening, but because I was going to kill someone at that time... No, I was delayed because of something at the time .”

Hiratsuka-sensei said as he brushed his hair up as if he was having a headache.

"I thought about it last night and felt that I don't need to listen to your opinion. It's better to take measures as soon as possible while criminal reserves like you still have the possibility of being corrected."

"Teacher, I'm sorry, I will rewrite it." Hikigu had a vague premonition that something was wrong, so he quickly bit the bullet and said this first.

"Rewrite? It's okay, you can just rewrite the composition..." Shizuka Hiratsuka smiled softly, feeling like a caring big sister, "Then, let's talk about my decision to punish you... ..."

"Wait, Mr. Hiratsuka, am I going to rewrite the composition?" Hikigu widened his eyes.

"Really? So what?"

"Since I have to rewrite the composition, why are there other punishments!" Hikigu argued, "I have never heard of doing one thing wrong and being punished twice, it's not fair. "

"No, that's fair, because it's you who asked to rewrite the composition, and it's none of my business..."

Shizuka Hiratsuka yawned, raised her hands and stretched vigorously, showing off her beautiful figure without missing a beat.

"...Don't interrupt now, listen to me, because you don't have any friends... Well, Hikigaya, you don't have any friends, do you? You probably don't have any girlfriends or anything like that?"

"You presupposed that I have no friends before asking the question... Also, what does "like" mean? "

"Don't worry, teacher, I'm a very open-minded person. Even if you say you have a boyfriend, I won't discriminate against you..." Shizuka waved her hand, replied casually, and then asked again: "No Do you want to participate in club activities?"

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Bi Qigu fell silent, while Xia Ran twitched the corners of his mouth. He didn't know if it was because of the déjà vu, but he always felt that this scene was somewhat familiar.

"Okay, let's do it like this—Student Xia Ran, please take this little bastard to the service department to fill out an application form." Sure enough, Hiratsuka turned her head and said this to Xia Ran, making a unilateral decision. decided.

Is this the reason why he stopped himself?Xia Ran sighed, and looked at the dead fish-eyed boy with a very sympathetic look:

"Application form, I understand...but where is it? Are there any preparations in the activity room, Hiratsuka-sensei?"

"Well, let's take a look first. If you don't have one, ask Yukinoshita for one. She's in Class J, 2nd year. You know that, right?" Shizuka Hiratsuka didn't seem to think it was a big problem, and said casually So replied.

Xia Ran nodded.

"Hey! Wait, shouldn't you ask my client's opinion first?" Bi Qigu became anxious immediately.

"Oh, what do you think?" The female teacher squinted at him, "Tell me, if it's a valid reason, I can think about it."

"Ah, I have something wrong with my waist... I remember it was called herpes, herpes, herpes?"

"Are you talking about a hernia? I'm going to believe it, but don't worry, I didn't ask you to do hard work."

"Actually, actually, I have a disease that kills me as long as I join a club..."

"This reason is too ridiculous, I really want to see it." Hiratsuka raised her eyebrows, and her eyes flashed with a dangerous light. "But if you don't die, I won't let you go..."

"wait wait wait!"

Bi Qigu struggled to his death, he looked in Xia Ran's direction, noticed the sympathy and pity in the other's eyes, and immediately felt that he had seen the dawn, and he had helped him in the physical education class just now.

Ah, there is no unparalleled road, this is the opportunity for him to break the game!

"I think a more fair and democratic method should be used to solve the problem... For example, there are three people here, you can try to use voting..."

"To put it bluntly, I just want to win the opinion of student Xia Ran, innocent brat." Hiratsuka pouted, then turned her head and narrowed her eyes to look at someone, "Student Xia Ran, did you hear that, you Who did you vote for?"

"Of course I voted for you, teacher." Xia Ran replied without hesitation.

"what?"

Hikigu's eyes widened, this is different from what was agreed.

"But Hikigu still doesn't seem very happy, what should I do..." Hiratsuka-sensei's eyes were full of smiles, she still said so slowly.

"This is easy, as long as you take his criminal declaration to the broadcasting room, and recite it publicly to the whole school in the name of a selection of excellent model essays." Xia Ran kindly offered advice.

--devil!

—There is a devil here!

Biqigu's face turned blue, he saw the female teacher's eyes lit up, then turned to look at him very satisfied, and said, "So... Mr. Biqigu, do you have any comments now?"

"there is none left……"

Facts have proved that no one can maintain their backbone in this situation, and the same is true for Hikigu, who tried his best to squeeze out a flattering smile.

"Well, please come with me, Hikigaya-san... what's more, welcome to the service department."

Walking out to the corridor outside, closing the door behind her, Xia Ran turned around and looked at the dead fish-eyed boy behind her, patted him on the shoulder enthusiastically and said.

"I don't want to join the service department at all, student Xia Ran... You were too mean just now, weren't you?" Bi Qigu smiled wryly, shrank his body a little unaccustomed, and stared at him with resentful eyes. looking at each other.

"Don't look at me like that, what would you do in that situation?" Xia Ran curled her lips, disapproving.

(End of this chapter)