lost narrative poem

Chapter 823 Happy April Fool's Day

"The problem is completely solved, and the world where no one gets hurt is completed..."

Walking out of the north building of Sanze School, Xia Ran stretched lazily. It turns out that it feels so good to do a good deed every day, and today I have done another great deed.

Oreos' original intention was not to "destroy the world" or "become the god of the new world" like those classic villains. These are completely uninspired reasons. He just wanted to save a Helpless girl.

—That’s right, it’s Index.

It can be said that, just like Kamijou Touma, he was also the hero in that story... However, the only difference is that he failed in the end instead of winning, and Index was eliminated in the end I lost my memory and can no longer remember him.

Of course, if he had given up at this point, then there would be no such thing as today.

Therefore, when Oreos found that neither faith nor technology could save Index, he chose to rely on the power of vampires to save Index.He believed the church's rhetoric, and felt that Index was dragged down because of her perfect memory ability.

Therefore, based on this erroneous information, he came up with a set of solutions in a whimsical way——

The human brain has a limit, so if you memorize everything, the brain capacity will be insufficient, and it will explode... But vampires seem to have no such troubles at all. They have an infinite lifespan, no matter how much memory they store, they will not Hence the loss of self-will.

Well, let's not talk about whether he has gone astray, but as far as this theory is concerned, it is indeed such a truth.

Therefore, in order to find the vampire, Oreos set his sights on Jigami Akisa, who has the ability of "vampire killer".And because Jigami Qiusha was first abducted and imprisoned by Sanze School, he also entered Sanze School and controlled it in his own hands.

Until today, the dream was shattered by Xia Ran who suddenly came to the door.

If he just didn't know the news and did it purely to save Index, it's actually understandable, but after Xia Ran clearly told him that he was cheated, everything was a conspiracy by the church, and now he has been arrested. debunked.

Index also got rid of the crisis of erasing her memory once a year, and was able to live happily... After being told this, Oreos refused to believe it, and could not accept it no matter what she said.

He was no longer acting to save Index, but more for his own selfishness.

After language persuasion failed, Xia Ran decisively chose physical persuasion to ensure that although Oreos would not directly delete his account, at least he would not appear in this city again.

Looking back, the magician, who felt that he had accomplished another meaningful thing today, looked up at the witch girl who came out behind him, waved his hand and thanked: "Thank you for leading the way, I really troubled you today gone."

"……you are welcome."

Himekami Akisa's expression remained the same indifferent as before, and her eyes lacked change. She felt just like Takitsubo Rihou, always seeming to be drowsy. She glanced at the person in front of her, and answered after a while. .

"Having said that, now that you are free, you can go wherever you want..."

After looking at the girl's delicate face that lacked expression changes, Xia Ran thought about it for a while. Although she felt that this matter should be taken for granted, she was still worried that she would not react at all, so she kindly reminded her.

"Oh."

Ji Shenqiusha replied lightly: "I have nowhere to go."

"That's better than staying here, right?"

"I made an agreement with that person before that he will help me remove the ability of the vampire killer, so I will stay here." The witch glanced at him before saying, "And there is an enchantment here, I don't want to To be able to walk out, or you might attract vampires, so I have to live here until I fix that."

However, everything has changed now.

She just showed the way for this person in front of her, and the entire Sanze School was completely disintegrated within half an hour.

Whether it is the original scientific religion, or the alchemist who came from behind to control everything, it is now a past tense that has been wiped out... So she doesn't know what she should do now. Then even eating will be a problem?
Thinking of this, the Miko's eyes on the person in front of her also changed. Do you want him to be responsible?

"No, I just saw you wandering around outside Sanze School, so I asked you for directions and came here!" The magician frowned slightly, why did what the girl said and what he saw? It's totally two different things.

There is no restriction on not being able to go out casually, she obviously just goes out if she wants to, and walks around very casually.

"..."

"..."

The scene suddenly became a little quiet.

The witch's eyes wandered for a moment, as if she was thinking about something.

"Because I gave up on myself." A moment later, she said that with an incomprehensible expression, her tone seemed rather reluctant, as if she didn't want to explain this matter very much, and the words she said were also incomprehensible.

"That's it?" asked the magician.

"that's it."

"Forget it, let's not talk about your self-destructive self-abandonment, but why do you look at me like this, what do you want with this expectant look?" Xia Ran twitched the corners of his mouth, he felt that this woman Children have difficulty communicating.

Sure enough, is it a rare type of person who is as straightforward as yourself, who can speak and communicate well?
"Stingy." The witch thought for a while and said.

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"..."

"In fact, it is very simple to solve the ability of the blood-sucking killer in your body. It depends on whether you want to treat the symptoms or the root cause..." Xia Ran thought about it for a while, and said calmly, although the ability of the blood-sucking killer It's subtle and tasteless.

However, due to hamster disease and collection addiction, he doesn't mind helping Jigami Akisa, and adding another collection to his collection list by the way.

"I want to cure the root cause." Ji Shenqiusha thought for a while and said without any hesitation.

"This...don't you listen to me explain the difference between the two before you make a choice?" Xia Ran sighed, although this was indeed what he wanted to see, but the other party just didn't even think about it. Is it too much to make a decision?

"It's not necessary. My purpose from the beginning was to get rid of this ability, that's why I came here." The witch still had no emotion in her eyes, she said very quietly, her voice sounded very natural .

"Fine……"

The magician also knew this, and nodded without any further struggle.

"The root cause is to fundamentally remove your vampiric killer's ability, not by making a mobile enchantment item similar to the mobile church to block your ability from spreading, nor by using some magic item to seal your ability, but by me directly Take away your abilities."

"Understood? It doesn't matter whether it's physical fitness, genetics, or it's rooted deep in the soul. No matter what the essence of this ability is, I will take it away directly. It will never belong to you again. It is from the source. will not appear again..."

Jigami Ayusa seemed to be a little impatient, she nodded directly to interrupt the magician, and said, "Well, I see, can you take it away as soon as possible?"

I really don't miss it at all.

Xia Ran choked for a moment, and after thinking about it for a while, he confirmed that this girl really had such thoughts. The ability of vampire killer was not a gift from heaven to her, but just an innocent disaster.

"Maybe you really want to get rid of it as soon as possible, but I'm not used to owing others things. Since I took your things, I have to give you some compensation..." The magician thought for a while, and then said, " By the way, what do you want?"

"Hey...anything is fine?" The witch was stunned for a moment, and then asked with bright eyes.

Probably because I didn't expect that what I don't want can also have the opportunity to exchange for useful things.

"Sorry, not everything is fine, I have no way to prepare an absolutely unlimited wish..." the magician made a ruthless statement.

"Oh, then can you teach me magic?"

Ji Shen Qiusha nodded, as if she didn't care about this at all, and asked her directly what she thought.

"You want to learn magic?"

It was only then that Xia Ran remembered that, completely different from San Wu's appearance, Ji Shen Qiusha was actually a girl with a bit of a radio system, who dreamed of becoming a magician... It seemed that she was carrying a baton with her, and Insisting that it was her wand.

"Yes, is that okay?" Ji Kami Qiusha nodded calmly.

Xia Ran thought about it for a while, and felt that this was no problem at all. Although he had strictly only taught one student, let's see how well he is doing now!
Well, it seems that Miss Ouyang has little to do with his teaching?After all, it is a stocking at all, and there is not much time for precepts and deeds... But this was directly ignored by him, and he did not teach much, and he was already so good...

Isn't it more able to prove how superb your teaching level is?
"This...you can!" He patted the witch's shoulder directly, and said with an old-fashioned look: "I have to say that you are lucky, I am not boasting, I am very good at teaching others This aspect is the best, I guarantee that you can become a magician of any profession you want!"

Ji Shenqiusha tilted her head, automatically filtered other information, and grasped what she was most concerned about: "Do magicians still have different professions?"

"Of course, the title of a magician is just a general term. There are also big differences depending on the knowledge and magical abilities acquired in practice. Some are good at rune magic, and some are good at physical and melee combat. It doesn't mean that there are only long-range biubiubiu types. .”

The magician explained noncommittally: "Just like the capable people in Academy City, there are actually different types such as getting angry, controlling electricity, manipulating vectors, etc. The capable people are just a collective term for this group, and they cannot stands for all."

"Speaking of which, what kind of magician do you want to be?" He squinted at the witch in front of him curiously.

"It's all right." Ji Shenqiusha's answer was very casual, she didn't choose at all, as long as she could become a magician.

"That's not okay, if I don't have a goal, how can I become an excellent magician?" Xia Ran was dissatisfied with her new student's attitude towards studying, "Forget it, then I will make a growth plan for you. Stage goal, first increase the blood to forty..."

The witch blinked her dull eyes, feeling that the goal of "increasing blood to forty first" was not too reliable.

Is this also the growth goal of a magician?
After a moment of hesitation, Jigami Ayusa subconsciously wanted to win over her casual and quiet character, so she thought hard and said, "That... that, I... I want to be that..."

Well, she suddenly found that she didn't know anything about magicians at all, she only knew a general term, and she couldn't win it even if she wanted to.

But she didn't intend to give up just like that, but simply looked at the other party and asked: "Well, can it be someone who is good at melee combat..."

"Yes, there's nothing wrong with being a knight." Xia Ran was a little surprised, and couldn't tell that this girl still had a heart for melee combat.

"...you can also be good at long-range biubiubiu." Ji Kami Qiusha didn't care about the magician's interruption, and finished his thoughts.That's right, why do we have to choose a trade-off? Can't we have all of them?
"...This is a bit difficult. People's energy and time are limited. Unless you are particularly talented, otherwise, it will be difficult to be proficient in physical skills and long-range attack magic. Of course, another way is also fine, for example, in long-range attack magic. aspects are replaced by weapons."

Xia Ran looked at Jishen Qiusha, "Well, speaking of it, it is also a classic setting for witches to use bows and arrows..."

"I'm not actually a witch." The girl said indifferently, "As you said, I can be a magic knight in the future, right?"

"That's a pity. Isn't being a witch more fragrant than being a silver knight?" Xia Ran couldn't help sighing, how wonderful a witch is, why the other party can't figure it out.

"Silver Knight?" Ji Shen Qiusha nodded repeatedly, like a chicken pecking at rice, "This is fine, then I will be a Silver Knight from now on..."

"Don't, don't, I just said it casually. It's unlucky to be a silver knight or something. Now is not the era of double bows in the king's city!" The corners of the magician's eyes twitched, "You are not afraid that someone will wear a The head of the treasure box is pinching a coin in front of you."

"?"

The witch tilted her head, obviously not understanding what this matter had to do with being a silver knight being unlucky.

--"Jingle Bell".

Just at this time, a monotonous cell phone rang. Xia Ran took out the cell phone and glanced at it. It was an unfamiliar number, and she had no memory of it.

It must have been a spam advertisement or something... He picked it up casually, put the phone back in his pocket, then looked directly at the witch in front of him, cleared his throat, and just when he was about to continue being a teacher, the bell rang again .

Is it the same number as before?
"Hey, who is it, I won't buy anything, please, don't call me again!"

"...I... I am Kanzaki." The other person was stunned by his aura, and after a while, he stammered and said.

"Kamizaki... Which Kanzaki?" The magician said casually, although he had already reacted, but this did not prevent him from launching a mental attack habitually.

"... Kanzaki Kaori." The girl "Sage" on the opposite side was slightly silent. Does this person know many Kanzaki?

"Oh, remember, how do you have my phone number?"

"...Didn't you force us to exchange this before? Could it be that you didn't even make a note?" Being hit by such irritating topics one after another, the voice on the other side finally took on a tinge of anger.

"...Ahem, don't worry about the details, what are you trying to say when you call?" The magician coughed awkwardly.

The opposite party took a deep breath, and seemed to want to argue with him, but knew that it was not the time, so he spoke very quickly and said in a low voice: "Recently, a major event happened on our side, that is, on the magic side. I can't be sure, but Academy City is no longer safe... You'd better get out of there as soon as possible, I hope you can find Index and bring her with you..."

"Is that so... important?" Xia Ran asked.

"It's very important, I just heard some news vaguely..."

"Well, I'm sure you won't joke about this kind of thing. I'll leave this city right away, and I promise to bring Index with me." He nodded to the phone with a serious face.

Kanzaki Kaori breathed a sigh of relief, and she gave a few more instructions before hanging up.

"Are you leaving Academy City now?" Jigami Qiusha looked at the magician quietly and asked, she heard what the other party said just now.

"No, it's just talking... If you don't say that, she will definitely be worried and will continue to pester me. This is a white lie to avoid trouble." Xia Ran replied calmly, what a joke, he How could it be possible to leave.

However, Kanzaki Kaori would inform himself that he did not expect to leak this information.

Although there are some reasons why the other party doesn't understand the specific reasons at all, he still appreciates it.

The next second, the monotonous ringtone rang again, and the magician raised his eyebrows. He discovered that the caller ID was actually "Bilibili".

"Hello? Is this Misaka?" He pressed the connect button.

"..."

"..."

"……please help me……"

After a long while of silence, a tired, helpless, fearful, traumatized, and scarred voice came from the other end of the phone.

(End of this chapter)