I'm not interested in devil fruit

Chapter 342 Dorag, your wife is dying!
The phone bug who played the other end of the call had a very punk exaggerated expression on his face, his mouth opened and he laughed and said:

"Hee-ha-ha! So it's Giorno BOY! It's been a long time, you're calling with this phone bug, so you're in Peachy Island now?"

Before Lynch could speak, the King Kong barbies and monsters next to him said loudly and coquettishly: "Yes! Giorno, he is so powerful now~!"

"Don't say that about him," Robin said to the ladyboys.

From the phone bug's mouth came the sound of artillery fire, as well as loud roars and sporadic cries, followed by Eva's loud laughter:

"Really? I think so! I also read the recent newspaper, 'the powerful pirate reappeared after disappearing'... Hehe! It's really in the limelight! Even the bounty has risen to [-] million Baileys, which is already That’s enough numbers to be sent to City University Prison! Hee—ha——!”

The ladyboys pinched their orchid fingers, laughed and said, "Even if you are the queen, you may not be able to beat my dear Giorno~!"

Robin sighed helplessly, "For the last time, don't speak of him in such a tone again."

Lynch looked at the facial features on the face of the phone bug in front of him that were very similar to Ivankov's. While talking on the phone, there were expressions of staring, muttering, and yelling...

Lynch couldn't help wondering: "What are you doing? You've been arguing to death since just now."

"Ah, there is a war here." The phone bug replied flatly.

Huh--? ! !Kerla stared in shock. Why did this startled phone bug become flat when it came to war? !

"War? Where did you go?" Lynch wondered, "Since you said just now that you almost thought it was captured by the navy... so that means, the so-called war has nothing to do with the navy?"

The phone bug, covered in Eva's makeup, opened his mouth again and let out the other's iconic "hip-hop" scream, his eyes were vividly buried with a layer of shadow lines, and he said seriously: "Of course it has nothing to do with the navy! This is A war that belongs to miracles! The oppressed people have reached a dead end, and there are moments when they can't bear it! This requires the hormones that bring passion—hey! How did you throw away the weapon?!"

After talking about the back of the phone bug, his expression turned to the other side.Obviously, Eva on the other end of the call suddenly turned her head and yelled at the people nearby.

The phone bug with Eva's makeup opened and closed her mouth, and the characteristic voice of the shemale king came from her mouth. It was male and female, and the voice could not tell the gender, but it was impassioned——

"What's the lack of strength? Is being a woman an excuse?"

"How can a mere gender be an obstacle! Don't underestimate miracles!!"

"Hee-ha-ha!! Fight, fight, when you take up your arms, you are already on the road to victory!"

……

The phone worm passionately conveyed the voice of Eva on the other end. Many ladyboys in the hall of the castle palace laughed and laughed, and even danced. They didn't know whether they were cheering for what the phone worm said, or simply Just applauding their shemale queen vibes...

Robin's relaxed expression gradually became serious. Although it was just a few words that were transmitted to her ears through the phone bug, she was naturally able to understand the meaning of these words with a keen mind.

The spark of revolution has already begun to spread...

Lynch thought so, but didn't have too many thoughts to devote himself to it.

His personal sentiments are not yet noble enough to dedicate himself to the liberation of the people of another world... But of course, he also expresses his blessing for such deeds of revolutionary struggle, and is happy to see it come true.

Lynch wanted to ask Eva where he was, and made such a big commotion, but after thinking about it, he decided to forget it, and said directly: "By the way, Eva, I didn't come to Kamabaka Kingdom to find you. , but to Dorag. Do you know how to contact him?"

"Are you looking for Drago?" Eva's hip-hop tone became much more serious, "Sorry, I can't find out where he went for the time being..."

Lynch said: "Anyway, think of a way. I have something very important to tell him. Or I'll tell you. If you have a chance, tell him."

"wait--"

The phone bug with heavy makeup stared and yelled, and muttered a few words. After a while, there was a slight noise, and Eva's voice came from his mouth again, "Dorag..."

……

〖At the same time, a war is taking place on an island—〗

Outside the trenches, there was a lot of gunfire, and half of the monster king popped out of a huge head, with a phone bug on one side of both hands.

The one on the left, with a face imitating Lynch's, was silent, waiting patiently.

I just took this one out of my right hand, and the facial features have just changed from the original appearance of the phone bug to simulate the expression of Drago - still the almost expressionless coffin face, cold and serious.

Eva placed the microphones of the two phone bugs in front of each other's mouths.

The phone bug that called Dorag opened its eyes, and after the call was dialed, Eva said to it: "Dorag..."

"It's Eva, what's the matter?" The phone bug imitating the expression of Drago said slowly.

Holding two phone bugs in her hands, Eva grinned at the one on her right hand and said, "I'm putting the phone bug you're talking to with the other one—it was Giorno who used me to stay on Shemale Island." The phone bug contacted me! He said he has something urgent to call you, hee-ha-so, Dorag, you guys just talk like this."

The phone bug on the right hand hummed, without changing his expression, and said in a low voice to the microphone of the other phone bug placed in front of his mouth: "I'm listening, Giorno."

Eva looked at the phone bug in her left hand.

"It's like this, Drago..."

Soon he saw that the phone bug imitating Giorno's expression—and without much expression, spoke in a flat manner similar to Drago.

The phone bug said slowly, "Your wife is dying soon."

Hmm... Eva nodded suddenly, it turned out that it was the woman of Drago who was dying, no wonder Giorno said it was an urgent matter...

Eh----? ? ? ? ————! ! ! ! ! !

Dorag's woman? ! !

Eva was so shocked that she jumped out of the trench, spun several 360 degrees in mid-air, and finally fell back into the pit with a plop, so shocked that both eyeballs popped out.

That guy Dorag will have a wife is already big news!
It is even more shocking to come out of the mouth of that kid, Giorno. Even comrades like them don’t know what kind of past and experience this mysterious guy, Dorag, has. have a wife?And—knew that Drago's wife was dying? ! !

Lynch's simple sentence contained so much explosive information that the demon king couldn't digest it for a while.

Then he saw that the simulated expression on the face of the phone bug on his right hand did not change after hearing Giorno's words. It just remained silent for a while, and then replied in a deep voice:
"I see."

……

Why are you so indifferent?
On Peachy Island, Lynch wasn't quite sure about Dorag's reaction. Is this guy in a hurry or calm?

He took the microphone and reminded: "I can tell you, busy man, Tulip's life can only be saved if you go there in person..."

A smile finally appeared on the face of the phone bug Gujing Wubo in front of him, he sighed slightly, and said slowly:

"I understand. Don't worry..."

　One more chapter.

　　
　
(End of this chapter)