NBA Absolute Flood Dam
Chapter 1 Implanting a fly swatter (please collect and ask for tickets!!!)
Chapter 1 Implanting a fly swatter (please collect and ask for tickets!!!)
June 2003, 6 at 27pm, Rock Park, New York.
At this very moment, the NBA draft is being held at Madison Square Garden in New York.
Locke Park also gathered a large number of fans to watch the draft, and Li Ba was among them.
"Hey, Ba, haven't you received an invitation from Madison Square Garden?" asked an old black beside him.
"Haha, Stern was afraid that I would snatch the little emperor's little hat, so why would he invite me?" Li Ba laughed wildly, then sneered again.
"Iron Hammer, apart from a few scouts giving you a physical test at the beginning, and a few media reports on you, these are all gone later, and no team inspects you, nor does any team try you out. , do you think you will be elected?"
Another old Hei he knew asked with a smile.
"If they are all blind, they will successfully ignore me." Li Ba said coldly.
"On the contrary, if a team really drafted you, I would be blind!" the first old black sneered.
"Shut up, Hook, do you want to be beaten?" Li Ba raised his fist as big as a sand bowl in front of Lao Hei, and stared at him fiercely.
The corners of Hook's eyes twitched, and he closed his mouth.
He suffered from this pair of fists half a month ago.These fists are really big and hard, and they are like a pair of hammers when they are swung. The nickname of the hammer refers to this.But he didn't like to be called Iron Hammer, that would boost the arrogance of this guy, so it would be better to call him Dam.
Well, as Li Ba said, he was indeed blind. A few hours later, until the end of the second round, his name was not read out.
"Shit, I became the most underrated undrafted pick in NBA history!" Li Ba cursed at the TV.
"Oh, I heard that shit has become the most underrated undrafted pick?" Someone booed.
"Fuck, whoever said that, stand up for me!" Li Ba roared.
Everyone laughed, but no one stood up.Li Ba has a bad temper, and his fists are hard enough. He has fought sixteen times in just one month, an average of once every two days. He is definitely someone who throws fists when he disagrees with him. Now most people here will not take the initiative to provoke him.
"Ba, it's only eleven o'clock, another three-on-three game?" Someone shouted.
"I'm too lazy to fight, the uncle wants to have sex now!"
Li Ba scolded Lielie, and shouted at a few chicks in the crowd who fit his aesthetics: "Chair No. 36, who will go?"
"Fake, you don't even have any money to start a house, and you still want to have sex?" A white girl cursed at Li Ba with her middle finger raised.
"Is there a tent?" A good-looking black girl asked.
"NO, it was stolen by a bastard the day before yesterday." Li Ba scolded.
"Fake!" Hei Niu gave Li Ba another middle finger.
"..." Li Ba was depressed and speechless, turned around and left.
"Haha!" The people around laughed.
Lying on chair No. 36, Li Ba looked at the starry sky above his head, thinking about what to do in the future.
He got a work visa with a stay period of three months. If he can't find a job related to basketball, he will either leave after [-] days or become a black market population.
He just turned 21 years old. He came to the United States a month ago. Before that, he was a junior in China one by one, and he was a member of the school basketball team.Because the three major centers have come to the NBA one after another in the past two years, and Dayao has become the No. [-] pick in the draft, so his brain became hot, and he took advantage of the summer vacation to follow him.
It's just that everyone has proven himself in the international arena, so what is he?So now he is making a lot of money, and he has become a homeless person.
From this point of view, he is a dream chaser.But in addition to this reason, there are actually other reasons.
His father had a car accident last year, and his legs were amputated at a high position. The driver of the hit-and-run has not been found yet. The family's financial situation is not good. This is also the main reason why he came to the United States, wanting to make a lot of money.It's a pity that I don't have a clear understanding of my own strength, I am impulsive, and my brain is too easy to get hot.
"How to do how to do……"
He muttered something, and after several times, he decided to play in Rock Park for a while, and if he could gain some fame, he would find a way to play in the lower leagues.
He also thought about it, his strength is average, his athletic talent is average, and he has no professional experience, that is, he has some strength on the defensive end with his wingspan and palm length. If he can't play in the park, it means that he really can't eat this bowl of rice. , you can only earn travel expenses to return to China, first get your graduation certificate, and then find a job to support your family, you can't keep delaying here.
Humming buzzing, a disturbing sound rang in my ears.
"Snapped!"
Li Ba didn't even look at it, relying on the sound to identify the position, he put a pair of big hands on his head, and the world became quiet again.
The palms of his hands are quite big, the diameter of the basketball is 24.6 cm, and the length of his palm is 23 cm. Unfortunately, the width of the palm is a little narrow, only 24 cm, but it can barely catch the ball.
In addition to the good palm length, his arms are also good, long and thick, full of hard muscles, the latitude of the upper arm is 43 cm, and the arm span is 222 cm, which is 17 cm longer than his height.
But those hands and wingspan didn't bring him a workout call in the NBA.
After he signed up to come to the United States, several scouts approached him, and the partners gave him a physical examination.It's a pity that this test came to the bottom.
In terms of physical fitness, the speed is not good, the explosive power is not good, the flexibility and coordination are not good, and the back sprint is scum. Apart from the top strength in the league, the physical fitness is not bad, and the only thing left is the arm span and palm length.
According to the scouts, the wingspan is only excellent, but the hands are average, the palm width is not good, and it is too narrow, which makes his hands not good at controlling the ball and can't do too many movements.
The scout told him that Jordan's hands were 25 centimeters long and 29 centimeters wide, five centimeters wider than his. This is a pair of hands with excellent control over the ball.
In terms of technology, I was playing for fun in junior high school, and trained basic skills with physical education teachers for three years in high school.Three years in college is more formal. The coach of the school team thought he was suitable for defense, so he let him practice defensive skills.
In the eyes of NBA scouts, his skills are good, but not outstanding. Coupled with his athleticism, the ceiling is very low, and there is no value for training. His overall strength has not reached the level of entering the NBA.
So after the final report came out, several scouts left directly, and several media who followed them also disappeared, including a domestic media reporter.
NBA teams generally communicate with each other. After the scout report was released, no one looked for him again.
"Ding, congratulations to the host, killing the thousandth blood-sucking mosquito, the flycatcher system is activated, and a novice reward will be obtained."
"Ding, novice reward, activate the flycatcher's talent skill 'level one lock', reward a pair of fly swatters, and a bottle of anti-mosquito perfume."
A virtual screen appeared in front of him strangely, and Li Ba's mouth, who was staring at the stars, opened wide in an instant, just as a mosquito passed through the screen and flew into his big mouth.
"Cough cough..."
He got up from chair No. 36, pinched his throat and coughed twice, but he didn't cough up, and swallowed it raw.
"Wild mosquitoes contain a large number of germs. The system does not recommend the host to kill and eat them with their mouths. This killing will not be recorded in the killing record."
Another system message appeared on the virtual screen.
"What the hell are you? When did you get on me?" Li Ba asked in confusion.
"This system is called the Flycatcher Training System. It is found that the host has the talent to catch flies. It fuses with the host 25 days ago. The purpose is to help the host train the fly-catching skills and eliminate pests such as flies, mosquitoes and moths. In addition, the host only needs to communicate with the host. That's it."
"Can it be turned into a basketball system?" Li Ba asked tentatively with consciousness.
"Sorry, exterminating pests is the greatest cause!"
"What the hell, I want to play basketball to make a lot of money, not to catch flies and mosquitoes."
Li Ba cursed, and ignored this thing no longer. As soon as he withdrew his consciousness, the screen disappeared immediately.
He was about to lie down and sleep, but he was a little curious, and said silently in his heart: "System, come out."
As soon as the consciousness moved, the screen appeared immediately.
Encountering something surreal, he was more or less excited. He scanned the contents of the desktop. It was very simple. The system name was on the top, and his identity was on the bottom.
Host: Li Ba
Occupation: Level 16 Flycatcher (There are nine levels in total, the conditions for upgrading to the next level, the success rate of fly catching training reaches [-]%)
Flycatcher's physical fitness: strength 93, stamina 85, nerve reaction speed 72, flexibility 51, explosive power 61, speed 55
Flycatcher Talent Skill: Level [-] Lock
As far as these contents are concerned, oh yes, there is also a space to store the reward items of the system. He took a look and found that there are really two delicate and small fly swatters and a small bottle inside.
"Fly swatter, come out!"
He looked around and saw someone not far away, and hurriedly turned to the dark place behind the chair, thinking silently.
As soon as the thought came to his mind, two things that looked like fly swatters appeared in his palms.It is more than one meter long, and it is not made of plastic at first glance, but the texture cannot be seen.
"The host is asked to choose the loading method. There are two loading methods, built-in and external." The system prompted.
"What do you mean?" he asked.
"Built-in, the fly swatter can be integrated with the arm, with the palm as the swatter and the arm as the rod. Externally, it is the exoskeleton."
"Does the built-in harm the arm?" If he had to choose, of course it would be the built-in, he asked again.
"Fly swatters are nano-products that can perfectly integrate with the human body and help the fused body to perform some optimization without any harm."
"Built it in!"
good?Li Ba didn't need to think too much, even if he had a brain, he never used that brain, and immediately made a choice without hesitation.
"Implanting." The system prompted.
When Li Ba was about to ask how to implant it, he saw the two fly swatters in his hands shimmering and turning into countless powdery substances, which immediately began to melt into his two arms.
Seeing the foreign body merge into his body, Li Ba felt a creepy feeling no matter how courageous he was.There is also a trace of regret in my heart, I am too impulsive, why am I tired of teaching and refuse to change?
As the powder melted into the palm of the arm, he felt a strong swelling from the shoulder to the palm, a little pain, but not strong, accompanied by a burning sensation.After five seconds, the powder is fully incorporated, but the bloated feeling persists.
(End of this chapter)
June 2003, 6 at 27pm, Rock Park, New York.
At this very moment, the NBA draft is being held at Madison Square Garden in New York.
Locke Park also gathered a large number of fans to watch the draft, and Li Ba was among them.
"Hey, Ba, haven't you received an invitation from Madison Square Garden?" asked an old black beside him.
"Haha, Stern was afraid that I would snatch the little emperor's little hat, so why would he invite me?" Li Ba laughed wildly, then sneered again.
"Iron Hammer, apart from a few scouts giving you a physical test at the beginning, and a few media reports on you, these are all gone later, and no team inspects you, nor does any team try you out. , do you think you will be elected?"
Another old Hei he knew asked with a smile.
"If they are all blind, they will successfully ignore me." Li Ba said coldly.
"On the contrary, if a team really drafted you, I would be blind!" the first old black sneered.
"Shut up, Hook, do you want to be beaten?" Li Ba raised his fist as big as a sand bowl in front of Lao Hei, and stared at him fiercely.
The corners of Hook's eyes twitched, and he closed his mouth.
He suffered from this pair of fists half a month ago.These fists are really big and hard, and they are like a pair of hammers when they are swung. The nickname of the hammer refers to this.But he didn't like to be called Iron Hammer, that would boost the arrogance of this guy, so it would be better to call him Dam.
Well, as Li Ba said, he was indeed blind. A few hours later, until the end of the second round, his name was not read out.
"Shit, I became the most underrated undrafted pick in NBA history!" Li Ba cursed at the TV.
"Oh, I heard that shit has become the most underrated undrafted pick?" Someone booed.
"Fuck, whoever said that, stand up for me!" Li Ba roared.
Everyone laughed, but no one stood up.Li Ba has a bad temper, and his fists are hard enough. He has fought sixteen times in just one month, an average of once every two days. He is definitely someone who throws fists when he disagrees with him. Now most people here will not take the initiative to provoke him.
"Ba, it's only eleven o'clock, another three-on-three game?" Someone shouted.
"I'm too lazy to fight, the uncle wants to have sex now!"
Li Ba scolded Lielie, and shouted at a few chicks in the crowd who fit his aesthetics: "Chair No. 36, who will go?"
"Fake, you don't even have any money to start a house, and you still want to have sex?" A white girl cursed at Li Ba with her middle finger raised.
"Is there a tent?" A good-looking black girl asked.
"NO, it was stolen by a bastard the day before yesterday." Li Ba scolded.
"Fake!" Hei Niu gave Li Ba another middle finger.
"..." Li Ba was depressed and speechless, turned around and left.
"Haha!" The people around laughed.
Lying on chair No. 36, Li Ba looked at the starry sky above his head, thinking about what to do in the future.
He got a work visa with a stay period of three months. If he can't find a job related to basketball, he will either leave after [-] days or become a black market population.
He just turned 21 years old. He came to the United States a month ago. Before that, he was a junior in China one by one, and he was a member of the school basketball team.Because the three major centers have come to the NBA one after another in the past two years, and Dayao has become the No. [-] pick in the draft, so his brain became hot, and he took advantage of the summer vacation to follow him.
It's just that everyone has proven himself in the international arena, so what is he?So now he is making a lot of money, and he has become a homeless person.
From this point of view, he is a dream chaser.But in addition to this reason, there are actually other reasons.
His father had a car accident last year, and his legs were amputated at a high position. The driver of the hit-and-run has not been found yet. The family's financial situation is not good. This is also the main reason why he came to the United States, wanting to make a lot of money.It's a pity that I don't have a clear understanding of my own strength, I am impulsive, and my brain is too easy to get hot.
"How to do how to do……"
He muttered something, and after several times, he decided to play in Rock Park for a while, and if he could gain some fame, he would find a way to play in the lower leagues.
He also thought about it, his strength is average, his athletic talent is average, and he has no professional experience, that is, he has some strength on the defensive end with his wingspan and palm length. If he can't play in the park, it means that he really can't eat this bowl of rice. , you can only earn travel expenses to return to China, first get your graduation certificate, and then find a job to support your family, you can't keep delaying here.
Humming buzzing, a disturbing sound rang in my ears.
"Snapped!"
Li Ba didn't even look at it, relying on the sound to identify the position, he put a pair of big hands on his head, and the world became quiet again.
The palms of his hands are quite big, the diameter of the basketball is 24.6 cm, and the length of his palm is 23 cm. Unfortunately, the width of the palm is a little narrow, only 24 cm, but it can barely catch the ball.
In addition to the good palm length, his arms are also good, long and thick, full of hard muscles, the latitude of the upper arm is 43 cm, and the arm span is 222 cm, which is 17 cm longer than his height.
But those hands and wingspan didn't bring him a workout call in the NBA.
After he signed up to come to the United States, several scouts approached him, and the partners gave him a physical examination.It's a pity that this test came to the bottom.
In terms of physical fitness, the speed is not good, the explosive power is not good, the flexibility and coordination are not good, and the back sprint is scum. Apart from the top strength in the league, the physical fitness is not bad, and the only thing left is the arm span and palm length.
According to the scouts, the wingspan is only excellent, but the hands are average, the palm width is not good, and it is too narrow, which makes his hands not good at controlling the ball and can't do too many movements.
The scout told him that Jordan's hands were 25 centimeters long and 29 centimeters wide, five centimeters wider than his. This is a pair of hands with excellent control over the ball.
In terms of technology, I was playing for fun in junior high school, and trained basic skills with physical education teachers for three years in high school.Three years in college is more formal. The coach of the school team thought he was suitable for defense, so he let him practice defensive skills.
In the eyes of NBA scouts, his skills are good, but not outstanding. Coupled with his athleticism, the ceiling is very low, and there is no value for training. His overall strength has not reached the level of entering the NBA.
So after the final report came out, several scouts left directly, and several media who followed them also disappeared, including a domestic media reporter.
NBA teams generally communicate with each other. After the scout report was released, no one looked for him again.
"Ding, congratulations to the host, killing the thousandth blood-sucking mosquito, the flycatcher system is activated, and a novice reward will be obtained."
"Ding, novice reward, activate the flycatcher's talent skill 'level one lock', reward a pair of fly swatters, and a bottle of anti-mosquito perfume."
A virtual screen appeared in front of him strangely, and Li Ba's mouth, who was staring at the stars, opened wide in an instant, just as a mosquito passed through the screen and flew into his big mouth.
"Cough cough..."
He got up from chair No. 36, pinched his throat and coughed twice, but he didn't cough up, and swallowed it raw.
"Wild mosquitoes contain a large number of germs. The system does not recommend the host to kill and eat them with their mouths. This killing will not be recorded in the killing record."
Another system message appeared on the virtual screen.
"What the hell are you? When did you get on me?" Li Ba asked in confusion.
"This system is called the Flycatcher Training System. It is found that the host has the talent to catch flies. It fuses with the host 25 days ago. The purpose is to help the host train the fly-catching skills and eliminate pests such as flies, mosquitoes and moths. In addition, the host only needs to communicate with the host. That's it."
"Can it be turned into a basketball system?" Li Ba asked tentatively with consciousness.
"Sorry, exterminating pests is the greatest cause!"
"What the hell, I want to play basketball to make a lot of money, not to catch flies and mosquitoes."
Li Ba cursed, and ignored this thing no longer. As soon as he withdrew his consciousness, the screen disappeared immediately.
He was about to lie down and sleep, but he was a little curious, and said silently in his heart: "System, come out."
As soon as the consciousness moved, the screen appeared immediately.
Encountering something surreal, he was more or less excited. He scanned the contents of the desktop. It was very simple. The system name was on the top, and his identity was on the bottom.
Host: Li Ba
Occupation: Level 16 Flycatcher (There are nine levels in total, the conditions for upgrading to the next level, the success rate of fly catching training reaches [-]%)
Flycatcher's physical fitness: strength 93, stamina 85, nerve reaction speed 72, flexibility 51, explosive power 61, speed 55
Flycatcher Talent Skill: Level [-] Lock
As far as these contents are concerned, oh yes, there is also a space to store the reward items of the system. He took a look and found that there are really two delicate and small fly swatters and a small bottle inside.
"Fly swatter, come out!"
He looked around and saw someone not far away, and hurriedly turned to the dark place behind the chair, thinking silently.
As soon as the thought came to his mind, two things that looked like fly swatters appeared in his palms.It is more than one meter long, and it is not made of plastic at first glance, but the texture cannot be seen.
"The host is asked to choose the loading method. There are two loading methods, built-in and external." The system prompted.
"What do you mean?" he asked.
"Built-in, the fly swatter can be integrated with the arm, with the palm as the swatter and the arm as the rod. Externally, it is the exoskeleton."
"Does the built-in harm the arm?" If he had to choose, of course it would be the built-in, he asked again.
"Fly swatters are nano-products that can perfectly integrate with the human body and help the fused body to perform some optimization without any harm."
"Built it in!"
good?Li Ba didn't need to think too much, even if he had a brain, he never used that brain, and immediately made a choice without hesitation.
"Implanting." The system prompted.
When Li Ba was about to ask how to implant it, he saw the two fly swatters in his hands shimmering and turning into countless powdery substances, which immediately began to melt into his two arms.
Seeing the foreign body merge into his body, Li Ba felt a creepy feeling no matter how courageous he was.There is also a trace of regret in my heart, I am too impulsive, why am I tired of teaching and refuse to change?
As the powder melted into the palm of the arm, he felt a strong swelling from the shoulder to the palm, a little pain, but not strong, accompanied by a burning sensation.After five seconds, the powder is fully incorporated, but the bloated feeling persists.
(End of this chapter)
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