I'm Kaka Kaka

Chapter 339
On the afternoon of August 8, British local time, the 7 Community Shield will start at the Millennium Stadium in Cardiff.

The majestic Cardiff Millennium Stadium has distinctive modernist architectural features. The sharp-edged steel and iron frames all highlight the beauty of modern architectural art. This is the second largest stadium in the world with movable covers, and even their turf is movable. Therefore, in addition to various sports competitions, concerts, exhibitions and other activities can be held here. This year, it has become the venue for the first indoor competition of the World Rally.

Before entering the stadium, you can feel the fanaticism of the fans. The majestic singing and the ups and downs of the crowd one after another made the atmosphere of the game extremely warm.

As a warm-up before the start of the league, whether the Community Shield can win the championship is secondary, and the main purpose is to practice the lineup and test new players. This can be seen from the fact that each side has six substitutions.

But in today's game, both sides obviously have ideas about the championship, which can be seen from the formation of troops.

Ancelotti did not send Sneijder, Franck Ribery, Sneijder and other players who urgently need competition experience to improve themselves and integrate into the group, but chose experienced veterans such as Figo and Makelele.

The opponent is also the main force, Giggs, Scholes and other old guys who have to allocate every point of physical strength to every 1 minute of the game are all starting.

Although everyone attaches great importance to the first game of the new season, for people like Kaka, Figo, and Sheva who have rolled on the turf of the Champions League final many times, this scene is really nothing.
Kaka kicked the ball that Torres had kicked at him to Joe Cole, and asked by the way: "Joe, what's going on? You look nervous?"

"Kaka, don't you really know?" Joe Cole stepped on the ball, obviously not in the mood to play any pre-match games, "You haven't watched the news these days?"

"What news?" Shevchenko booed, "The one where Fernando stayed at Kaka's house or the one where they share a hairstylist?"

Kaka: ...

Torres: "...my house hasn't moved yet, what's so strange about living in Kaka's house for a few days?"

"England's newspapers are really powerful. I used to know that there are a group of evil spirits living in Fleet Street. I didn't expect it to be worse than the rumors." Snyder sighed, and then complained, "They actually went to the trash can outside my house! What do you want to find in it? Marijuana or conch? Do I look like an addict?"

Makelele took off his earplugs and said loudly: "No, no, no, they didn't look for anything specifically, but they can make big news if they find anything, so you have to pay attention, guys, handle things like halo kits, cigarette butts, underwear with caution-of course, if you don't mind them appearing on the headlines of an English newspaper the next day, you can also pretend that I didn't say anything. In the end, this is the life you will face in the future, so welcome to the Premier League."

"What is this? You haven't seen anything more powerful." His fellow Dutchman Van Persie held back his mouth and motioned for Joe Cole to kick the ball to himself, continuing the topic just now while juggling the ball. "The reason why they are nervous is because we are now in the south dressing room of the Millennium Stadium in Cardiff."

"South locker room?" Ned asked, "What's so special about the south locker room?"

Maicon, Lucio, Ribery and others also looked over.

Those who understood the situation immediately started talking in a hurry.

"My God, you don't watch the news? There's a lot of noise out there now."

"Cardiff's Millennium Stadium has a famous south dressing room spell."

"Seventeen finals of various kinds have been held here, and [-] of those victories have been in the north dressing room... Do you think there are at least three south dressing room victories, nothing to be surprised about? But do you know what they did in those three victories? One victory was a minor League Two promotion play-off, won by Stoke City, who used the south dressing room. They asked local Welsh artist Vicari to paint a seven-foot mural of a phoenix, galloping horse and sun for the south dressing room to hide the curse. Curse, yes, it is the one behind Frank."

"The two victories in the south dressing room were created by Arsenal. In order to break the curse, they specially invited a feng shui master from China to advise them. Not only did they change the layout of several facilities, but also cast mysterious Chinese magic in it. Later, they defeated their opponents here twice in a row. But just when people thought the curse had been completely broken by Arsenal, they lost to Manchester United again in the Community Shield Cup, so the curse of the south dressing room at the Millennium Stadium continued..."

"Do you think that Arsenal are really unlucky, and they always draw the south dressing room? But in fact, the FA does not allocate the dressing rooms according to the lottery, but in accordance with the tradition of 'southern teams use the south dressing room, and northern teams use the north dressing room'. Unfortunately, Manchester United is a northern team, and London is located in the southeast of England, so the south dressing room is almost specially prepared for southern teams like Arsenal and Chelsea. In addition, even if our opponent is not Manchester United but Arsenal in this game, we will still use the south dressing room. Because Arsenal are in north London and Chelsea are in south London."

A group of people looked at each other, and the atmosphere became a little weird.

People who play football are mostly superstitious, especially there are a lot of believers in them. There is a market for godly things among the players, so there are many rules that seem weird, such as women can’t ride in the same car with the team, and they can’t touch the trophy before the game.

England's most famous example of metaphysics comes from their opponent Manchester United in this game. In 1999, the Red Devils reversed Bayern in the last 3 minutes and won the Treble. Ferguson said in an interview after the game that Sir Busby must have done something in the sky in those 3 minutes.

Why are you so swearing?Because the 1999 Champions League final was Sir Busby's 90th birthday...

Seeing that the atmosphere was getting worse, Kaka couldn't help laughing: "I've heard of the curse of the Community Shield Cup. It is said that any team that wins the Community Shield Cup championship will miss the league championship in the end. I didn't expect this game to have such a saying..."

"That's right!" Glenn Johnson patted his thigh, "So even if we lose this game, it's okay, and we can still avoid the curse of the Community Shield..."

"So your goal in this game is to lose the game, isn't it, gentlemen?" Ancelotti didn't know when he came in, and only then slowly opened his mouth to insert everyone's topic.

Glenn Johnson turned around stiffly, looked at Ancelotti behind him, "...Boss, that's not what I meant."

Ancelotti didn't look at him again, but slowly scanned the other players around, "Anyone who thinks we should lose this game can raise it now, and I can send him to the reserve team to report, and it doesn't matter how he loses there."

A group of people naturally dare not fart.

"I don't care about the magic of the South locker room or the magic of the Community Shield. I have only one requirement for this game: victory, victory, victory!" Ancelotti sullenly said, "We invested [-] million this summer! Our salary is the highest among all football players in the world! We have three World Players of the Year! Why are we going to win that shit-like runner-up? Oh, I forgot, there are no runners-up in this game, only winners and losers! So, which one do you want to be now? Reasonable to put the reason on that shit-like curse?"

"John Terry! Ricardo! One of you is the captain, the other is the most expensive person in the team, tell me your choice!"

"We will win! BOSS!" Terry shouted, "Manchester United must step over my dead body if they want to score goals!"

"Very good, how about you? Kaka!"

"I will break that shit-like curse, not with some famous artist's murals, nor with some Chinese Feng Shui master, but with my feet and fighting spirit!"

"So tell me now, what is our goal?"

"Victory! Victory! Victory!"

A group of people rushed out of the dressing room screaming like hungry wolves, and met Manchester United in the player tunnel.

Keane, wearing the captain's armband, went straight to Kaka.

Sheva, Torres, Maicon and others immediately surrounded him. The referee saw that something was wrong and immediately stepped forward.

"Roy, what do you want to do?"

"Don't be nervous, I won't eat him, I just came to say hello to the World Footballer."

Kaka also signaled his teammates to get out of the way, and looked at Keane without fear, "How do you want to greet? With fists? I don't mind beating you outside the court."

"No, no, no, 8000 million, I can't afford to beat you to death, although I want to kill you as easy as crushing a chicken," Keane said, "I'm curious, how much money did that Russian give you, so that you would rather leave a championship team like Milan to lick his PY?"

"Chelsea gave me the highest annual salary in the world, and I will bring them all the championships they can get," Kaka stared into Keane's eyes, his tone was gentle, but his words were sharp, "Start from this game."

"If you make it out alive..."

"Okay, Roy," although eating melons next to him was quite enjoyable, but seeing them getting worse and worse, the referee could only interrupt aloud, "This is a football field, not a boxing ring. Outside the field, you can fight whatever you want. If you can, I will even buy you a bet. But now, play honestly for me, otherwise I don't mind letting you come back to take a shower early, and you, Kaka, I don't think provoking Keane is a good thing. It will not only make my job more difficult, but also give you yourself cause trouble."

"Then what should I do? Beg for mercy? Ask a defeated player?" Kaka shrugged, "Also, your vision is really bad, Mr. Referee, why don't you buy him a bet? Are all Englishmen so rich?"

The referee looked at the popular football king who was portrayed by the outside world as a gentleman on the Sunshine Youth Stadium, and was very angry.

……

"The game has started, Manchester United serve first."

"Manchester United played a 442-[-]-[-] formation with a diamond.

Forwards: Rooney, Van Nistelrooy;
Midfielders: Giggs, Cristiano Ronaldo, Scholes, Keane;
Defenders: Gary Neville, Ferdinand, Sylvester, O'Shea;
Goalkeeper: Van der Sar.

Van der Sar is a newly introduced player this summer. He and Park Ji-sung are the two most expensive signings of Manchester United this summer. Among them, the transfer fee of a Korean player is 700 million euros, while Van der Sar is only 200 million.The transfer fee of Zambrotta alone can allow Manchester United to buy [-] goalkeepers. "

"Chelsea played an unfamiliar 4-2-2-2.

Forwards: Shevchenko, Torres;

Front midfielder: Kaka, Figo;
Defenders: Makelele, Essien;
Defenders: Maicon, Lucio, Terry, Zambrotta;
Goalkeeper: Cech.

Ancelotti actually sent two sweeping midfielders instead of a full-back. This is the most unexpected part. In this way, their wing attack must be promoted by two full-backs.

It seems that Figo is also used by the Italian coach as a midfielder, but both he and Kaka have the attributes of being able to play both sides, so the positions of Chelsea's two midfielders should be very flexible and cannot be treated as ordinary midfielders. "

Manchester United played Giggs' side.

Wang Laoji, who is close to 32 years old, still dribbles the ball from the left, especially at the beginning of the game. With sufficient physical strength, he is actually much sharper than Ronaldo on the other side.

"From the cooperation of the two veterans, Giggs and Scholes made a cross from the wing after two consecutive one-twos. Ruud van Nistelrooy headed the goal. Unfortunately, he played too squarely. Petr Cech confiscated the ball with both hands."

Cech kicked the ball with a big foot, and the football fell to the midfield.

Kaka waded the ball directly from Keane's crotch, but Keane had already guarded against the kick, quickly closed his feet and blocked the ball, but Kaka had already come to him, dunked the blocked ball to his left and rushed out.

Naturally, Keane couldn't catch up after madly chasing after him, but Kaka still hung a tail behind him.

"Kaka is dribbling the ball from the side, C. Ronaldo is chasing after him, it seems that the speed has not slowed down much..."

Ronaldo took some advantage in starting. When Kaka just dribbled the ball forward, he was catching up from behind and had already reached the fastest speed. Kaka not only started from scratch, but also carried a ball under his feet.

But although he can barely keep up, unless Ronaldo puts a shovel behind his back, he will definitely not be able to stop Kaka.

Kaka sent a crescent cross to Sheva directly in the ribs of the penalty area.

This is the position at a 45-degree angle of the penalty area, and it is also the most difficult position to pass, and it is the position that makes Manchester United people feel a lot of emotion.

The football flew in front of the goal, looking at the direction and was ready to go towards the bottom line, but when it came to the small penalty area, it made an exaggerated turn, bypassing the two defenders Ferdinand and Sylvester, and came to the left of the goal.

Shevchenko jumped in quickly, jumped high, and headed the goal.

The Chelsea people in the stands jumped up, ready to celebrate, but Ferguson on the sidelines sank, and was frightened to stop asking for chewing gum.

But at the moment when the football was about to fly over the goal line, Van der Sar flew over and blocked the football with his right hand.

O'Shea, who was behind, quickly squatted down and let the football fly over her head, then quickly turned around and made a big-foot clearance.

"Manchester United escaped a catastrophe! Kaka's pass makes it easy to compare him with Beckham. The crosses of the two are so iconic, and Shevchenko's shot is also full of power. Unfortunately, the Dutch goalkeeper Van der Sar reacted very quickly. If this is not his accidental performance but his regular strength, then I take back what I just said. Fifteen Zambrottas can't buy such a goalkeeper..."

Sheva also kicked the turf depressedly, but still gave Kaka a thumbs up, indicating that the ball was passed very well, and the more the better in the future.

Kaka also shook his head regretfully, turned around and walked towards his own half, and suddenly found that Ronaldo was following behind him on the left.

He didn't know what he was thinking, and reached out his hand to Ronaldo in a strange way.

Ronaldo looked at Kaka's back strangely, stretched out his right hand and patted it.

The two hands were clearly about to shoot, but the camera guy on the sidelines had full-level capture skills and accurately captured this moment. In the static image, it looked like Kaka was leading Ronaldo forward.

It’s just an ordinary way of greeting on the court. It’s nothing unusual. Even Ferguson, who knew that Kaka actually admired Ronaldo, didn’t make any messy associations. But when Ronaldo finally caught up with Kaka’s back, everyone discovered that this picture actually has an inexplicable sense of fate.

Enemy and friend, hand in hand for centuries.

Pictured above.

(End of this chapter)