I'm Kaka Kaka

Chapter 481 I am a professional in stealing, and I am also a professional in shooting
Kaka just finished embarrassing the striker, and began to embarrass the referee.

Sneijder made a textbook through pass from ten meters in front of the penalty area. Kaka was still walking back slowly when he lifted his foot.

Just as he was about to push and score the goal, a sharp whistle sounded suddenly.

"Kaka failed to counter-offside? Why does this running style feel familiar? Did you learn it from Inzaghi?"

"This penalty is questionable. Kaka seemed to be standing parallel to Senderos when Sneijder passed the ball...Look at the replay, sure enough, this is probably a misjudgment...Well, from this angle, it seems that there is indeed a suspicion of offside..."

Facing the lineman, Kaka spread his hands in a gesture of innocence.

He knew the peeing nature of the "Fox in the Restricted Zone", so he suppressed his instinct and stopped for about a second before running, but he was still offside?

Bullshit?
The linesman seemed guilty and didn't dare to look Kaka in the eyes.

The ghost knows how much courage it took him to raise the little flag in his hand.

The audience booed overwhelmingly and rushed towards him.

It is not in the interest of people to greet the [-]th generation of ancestors or female relatives here. All the scolding is directed at the referee team itself, which makes the group angry.

The controversial penalty against Kaka at Stamford Bridge is indeed courageous.

No matter how poor his on-the-spot command ability is, Wenger knew that he had to remind his players at this time. He quickly took advantage of the dead ball and called the two central defenders to the sidelines, "Don't stand parallel to Kaka! He is too fast, and it is too dangerous to offside! There must be someone between him and the goal, understand?"

Jolu and Senderos looked at each other and nodded at the same time.

At the beginning, the two sides continued to create dangerous situations, so that people could faintly see the shadow of the goal battle. However, after this offside, the game immediately entered a deadlock.

Arsenal deployed double defensive midfielders to cut off Chelsea's midfield connection, and the effect was obvious. Under the joint strangulation of Flamini and Gilberto Silva, Sneijder and Lampard did not have many chances to play.

One of the two has a strong impact, and the other has a penetrating passing ability, but they lack the ability to dribble and attack alone, and the situation cannot be opened for a long time.

The interception ability of the two-horse combination on Chelsea's midfielder is a level higher than that of Arsenal, and the defense is of course more watertight.

"The development of the game was a bit unexpected. Chelsea and Arsenal are the two best-looking teams in the Premier League. Everyone is looking forward to a passionate collision of sparks, but apart from the first two waves of offense, now it seems that the defensive players are playing the leading role on the field..."

"Ancelotti's prudence is commendable, but football games sometimes need to be aggressive. If Royce or Bale are on the field now, the situation may be different... Sure enough, it should be adjusted. Ancelotti called Kaka to the sidelines. If there is no accident, he should be forced to retreat."

In fact, there is no special arrangement by An Pang. Kaka has already started to retreat consciously, but even if he is playing a shadow forward, the retreat is only to better meet the midfielder. The problem now is that the midfielder cannot pass the ball, and if Kaka goes further back, his position will be crowded with the two midfielders.

Fabregas and Hleb can break through at Arsenal, but their breakthrough level is not enough for Makelele and Mascherano.

An Pang and the professor made almost the same arrangement.

Enter the wing-back.

Maicon struck first.

He flew straight along the right for a while, even past Fabregas and Flamini, and passed the ball into the penalty area after meeting Clichy.

Kaka jumped high and overwhelmed Senderos with a header to ferry.

Torres barely touched the ball under Jolu's interference, and he tiptoed and shot.

The ball did not pose a threat to Lehmann and was easily confiscated, but at least it meant Chelsea was right.

Arsenal immediately responded with a full-back.

It was Eboue who came forward with the assist.

There are many labels for this product, and the more common ones are wealthy passers-by, game monsters, fringe international players, etc.

A passer-by from a wealthy family shows that he has had a bright spot, but he is unstable. A game monster shows that his talent is visible to the naked eye. A marginal international player... Maybe because he is a funny guy?

This guy belongs to the epiphany type. He only entered the team's rotation this year, and then he made a leap forward after returning from the Africa Cup of Nations in January this year.

"Eboue passed Sneijder, came to the midfield, tried to break through Mascherano, no success, but Mascherano didn't get the ball, the football was still under Eboue's control, Fabregas came up..."

Wenger is well-known for being good at digging and cultivating talents. Cesc Fabregas is his most outstanding work. Although Fabregas was educated by La Masia, he quickly adapted to the Premier League under Wenger's training. The cooperation with Eboue this time is very characteristic of the Premier League.

This time it was Adebayor's turn to ferry the header, but Henry was a little worse than Torres. Torres still kicked it anyway, but Henry couldn't even touch the ball.

It was not Gallas and Lucio who stopped the ball, but Petr Cech who took the risk.

He jumped out when Adebayor's header swung sideways, flew between Adebayor and Henry, took the ball off with his right hand and held it firmly in his arms.

"Look out for Kaka!"

Wenger smacked his mouth regretfully, turned around and suddenly saw that Kaka had sneaked to the right, and Senderos was still stuck in the middle and did not follow, so he quickly yelled at him.

Senderos shrugged at Chrissy, meaning I didn't want to grab your business, it was the coach.

Just as he was about to go up, Kaka suddenly turned around and ran across.

Run from right to left.

At the same time, Cech also threw the ball to the left front.

The great left-back Grosso paddled the ball with his thigh in a high-speed run, then accelerated to catch up.

Gerberto Silva hurried up to block, but Grosso moved faster and directly passed the ball to Kaka with an oblique kick.

Kaka slowly took two steps back, and when the football came to his feet, he suddenly swung his instep, which happened to pass through the crotch of Senderos who followed him.

Seeing that the situation was not good, Flamini quickly left Sneijder and rushed over.

As soon as he left, Kaka's pass rolled over.

Sneijder looked up at Torres' direction, raised his right leg slightly, and looked like he was going to kick the ball directly to Torres, deceiving everyone.

"Sneijder! An opportunity has appeared! Huh? He didn't pass the ball, but took a few steps forward by himself, passed Chrissy... suddenly shot!"

Sneijder also has a long-range shot, but he doesn't have enough authority to fire and rarely has the opportunity to show it off.

This long-range shot was heavy and had an arc, and Lehmann couldn't save it, so he could only pray that he would fly or miss it.

It is unrealistic to pin your hopes on other people's mistakes. Sneijder's long-range shot flew directly from the upper left corner of the goal.

"GOAL! Sneijder scored with a long-range shot, Chelsea finally broke the deadlock!"

"Kaka's flexible movement, Grosso's precise pass, and Sneijder's one-hundred-step piercing, Chelsea took the lead in opening the door with a simple cooperation."

As soon as Sneijder kicked the ball out, he felt that he had his foot. After the football flew into the goal, he immediately ran to the sidelines and kept waving to Kaka.

Kaka ran up, raised his hands and slapped him hard.

"Nice long shot, Wesley."

Snyder said with a smile: "I think so too."

Torres and Lampard also ran up and hugged Sneijder.

Torres complained with a smile: "You fooled me too, Wesley, I thought you were going to pass the ball, I even thought about the shooting posture."

"Hahaha, I will definitely pass it on to you next time..."

The happier Chelsea is, the more depressed Arsenal will naturally be.

Wenger put his hands in the pockets of his coat and kicked the turf under his feet uncomfortably. Ancelotti next to him clenched his right hand and turned to celebrate with the assistant coach.

"In the 30th minute of the game, Sneijder opened the scoring for Chelsea. It is time for Arsenal to choose again. Whether to attack bravely or continue to maintain the current offensive and defensive balance, Wenger must make a decision quickly."

Wenger has a fart decision, he doesn't even have new instructions.

Players on the field can only do what they want.

After tasting the sweetness, Maicon and Grosso began to move forward frequently.

Not to be outdone, of course, Clichy and Eboue began to attack non-stop.

They are indeed good full-backs, both offensive and defensive, and they can be placed in the average team or even at the thigh level, but facing Chelsea's offensive firepower, it is a bit difficult for them to make contributions on the offensive end while ensuring defense.

Chelsea's two flanks are much more powerful. Although they take turns to move forward, with Lampard and Sneijder responding in the middle, the two flanks have almost become Chelsea's corridors.

In the 309th minute of the game, Makelele successfully snatched the ball from Hleb and immediately passed it to Lucio.

Lucio ignored Lampard's upraised right hand and rushed forward with the ball.

Adebayor interfered from the side, but he suddenly stopped and changed direction.

Maicon on the other side also flew out.

"The two Brazilians both attacked, it was too risky, but this is their style... a beautiful two to one, now Maicon takes the ball, Arsenal should pay attention to Kaka..."

Kaka came out to respond, but this time it was Lampard who passed on Maicon.

Lan 8's performance in this game was quite mediocre, and his state seemed to be a bit problematic. He almost lost the ball a few meters forward, and quickly passed it to Torres.

Torres leaned back against Jolu and pretended to stop the ball, but when the football came to his feet, he suddenly leaked the ball and turned around, passing Jolu cleverly.

Chrissy rushed in from the sidewalk and fell to the ground with a sliding shovel to Torres.

Torres didn't foolishly hit his foot, but adjusted and hit the door decisively.

The kick was fast, urgent and accurate, and its quality was higher than that of Sneijder's just now. Torres was about to turn around and run out to celebrate, but Lehman acted like a god, and hugged the ball in his arms with a side throw.

The home fans who were also about to jump up and cheer were suddenly silent.

There seems to be no other explanation for this kind of ball besides luck...

Poor Tony.

Everyone was mourning for Torres, but Lehmann ran to the right front of the penalty area with the ball in his right hand, and threw the ball to Eboue like a bowling ball.

Eboue ran wildly, kicked the ball forward when the football was about to roll out of the boundary, and dribbled forward. As a result, Kaka suddenly killed him before he took a few steps.

Eboue was not surprised but delighted.

Just like when playing games, everyone likes to play players with higher levels than themselves, so of course everyone wants to play with players with higher status than themselves on the court.

If the offense and defense were reversed, Eboue would not even dare to have any ambitions, but if he was the one to attack, Kaka would defend...

If eye defense counts as defense...

Not only Eboue thinks so, even the Chelsea players reacted similarly.

Lampard is coming to support, and the big horse and Grosso after that are also ready to deal with it.

Eboue did not use the ordinary change of direction to get rid of, but slowed down to control the ball firmly under his feet, and then faced Kaka and made all kinds of dazzling fake moves.

The character design of this guy is originally a joke, and he often makes all kinds of actions that make people laugh. If Kaka cooperates a little bit and acts like he is facing a big enemy, then his operation is not too abrupt.

But Kaka stood still more than one meter in front of him, with his hands on his hips, looking helpless.

That expression is like an adult watching a brat kid mess around...

In this way, Eboue's various cycling and pulling the ball back in place seem a bit like self-indulgence.

"Pfft! What is he doing? Dancing?"

"What is Kaka doing? Even if you know you can't guard against it, you should guard against it! What is this?"

"Whether he can guard against it or not, let me laugh for a while anyway."

"This issue of "World Football" has material again."

"I feel that Kaka is so helpless, do you want to go up and kick his leg?"

Whether Kaka wanted to break Eboue's leg is unknown, but Eboue was really irritated by Kaka.

Since Kaka didn't go up to grab, he could only take the initiative to rush up.

Still riding a bike.

It has to be said that there are indeed two brushes to be favored by Wenger. This bike is pedaling decently, and it has a bit of Robinho's demeanor.

Kaka finally got serious, and when his right foot passed over the football for the second time, he suddenly stepped forward to block it.

Eboue was overjoyed and swiped the ball with his left foot to avoid it, but Kaka, as expected, immediately turned sideways after blocking the air with his right foot, and blocked the ball with his left foot.

"Kaka defended! This is not a prediction, but an active attack, using a defensive action to force Eboue to make a response, and then using another defensive action to intercept the ball."

"This... looks very professional."

"...Fuck me, break the ball first, and then pass the person? Is it that ruthless?"

"Seek Eboue's psychological shadow area."

"Same request."

"Solution: According to the Pythagorean theorem, a+b=c, let Eboue's psychological shadow area be c, Kaka's steal is a, and Kaka's breakthrough is b..."

"Ask Tianzu to publish a special issue, the title is "The Funny Competitor on the Spot Meets the Sand Sculpture Off the Spot"."

Kaka blocked Eboue, and then Marseille spun him behind him and took the ball towards the penalty area.

Torres was in an offside position and was clearly not fit to receive the ball.

But Kaka has no intention of passing the ball.

He came to the sharp corner of the penalty area, adjusted his footsteps a little, and immediately aimed at the upper right corner of the goal and kicked an instep arc ball.

The football is like a machete piercing the sky, hanging straight to the dead corner of the goal.

2-0.

(End of this chapter)