I'm Kaka Kaka

Chapter 527 You Fuckingly Called the King of London (Three-Year Account)

The lack of Kaka and Shi Nai is fatal to Chelsea. Lampard, who kicked back to the midfielder position, is far from being able to replace Kaka's role. Joe Cole, who has been reused, has not proved himself well. Chelsea's new season has not started smoothly.

At the Millennium Stadium in Cardiff, Manchester United completed their revenge 2-1 and won the Community Shield of the new season.

Chef An's ability to read and order dishes is really top-notch, and he quickly adjusted the main lineup, using Bell and Royce as two young wingers, and focused on the 4-4-2 tactic of flying all over the side.

The Blues' record began to improve and they rushed back to the Champions League, but the good times didn't last long. Van Persie's glass attributes began to show. The young Pato got more opportunities and occasionally performed amazingly, but he still couldn't take on the leading role.

Kaka was discharged from the hospital at the end of August and got married in October. At the same time, all parties began to campaign for the Golden Globe Award and World Footballer of the Year.

Messi and Ronaldo performed very strongly in the new season, but Kaka missed all the games in the new season, and there was a lot of suspense about things that were originally guaranteed.

What makes fans, clubs and sponsors vomit blood is that Kaka has started to compete for the Buddhist award again. After the honeymoon, he doesn't know where to go and hangs up, as if deliberately separating himself from football and living his little life wholeheartedly.

When Kaka appeared in front of the public again, it was not related to football, but secretly went to watch the premiere of "Iron Man" and was recognized by fans.

During the live broadcast of the Chelsea game, Lineker directly asked sadly: "Kaka! Have you forgotten that you are a player?"

This game was a red-blue battle between Chelsea and Liverpool. The Blues were defeated 0-1 at home. The result of falling to third in the league made the fans miss Kaka even more, and Kaka's general practice of evaporating in the football world caused a lot of panic.

Rumors about Kaka's imminent retirement are rampant.

Kaka came out dumbfounded to refute the rumors and shared his news with the fans online. Only then did everyone know that this guy lived a fulfilling life. As soon as he threw off his crutches, he flew around the world.

There are also countless things related to sports. He can be seen in the stands of NBA, UFC, F1, Tour de France and even WCG, but there is no football.

It was not until December that Kaka suddenly remembered his identity as a player and appeared at the 2007 Golden Globe Awards Ceremony.

Facts have proved that in front of the eight-time champion, all opponents are chickens and dogs, even if they are called Ronaldo and Messi.

Kaka topped the list with 656 points. Ronaldo, who reached the Champions League final last season and led Manchester United to the top of the Premier League this season, ranked second with 200 points, while Messi, who was third, only had 120 points. Needless to say, other candidates have a few points and a dozen points everywhere.

One week before Christmas, Kaka became the biggest winner at the World Player of the Year award ceremony, ranking first with 1500 points, surpassing No.2 Messi by more than 1000 votes. The picture of Kaka holding a gold cup in the middle, Messi and Ronaldo holding silver and bronze will become the main theme of world football for a long time to come.

A whole new era has arrived.

Since then, Kaka has officially come back and announced the return of the king with a Club World Cup champion.

After making his comeback debut in the Club World Cup final, Kaka gradually returned to Chelsea's main lineup, but when he really recovered to 100%, Chelsea had already been out of sight by Manchester United in the league.

In the Champions League, Kaka led Chelsea to stumble into the final again, repeating the peak match with Manchester United.

Torres, Adriano, Ronaldo and Kaka became the protagonists of this game.

Toniu opened the scoring first, Adelaide tied the score, Ronaldo scored a goal to overtake, and Kaka was the savior in danger.

Five 10 minutes, four goals, but in the remaining four 10 minutes of regular game time and half an hour of overtime, both sides failed to score, and the game entered a cruel penalty shootout.

The picture of Ronaldo lying on the grass and crying has become the most memorable picture of this game-that is the tears of excitement.

The Great Devil Kaka, who had ruled the world football for five years, was finally overthrown.

Ferguson, who was beaten by Chelsea a year ago, used his persistence and perseverance to let people see how crazy an old guy can be when he is stubborn.

"There are two of my greatest achievements, one is knocking Liverpool off the throne, and the other is stepping on the corpse of Chelsea to win the Premier League and the Champions League."

Countless football practitioners and fans wept with joy and vented their joy. Of course, there were also countless fans who sighed, as if the dynasty had collapsed and the local tyrants had gone bankrupt.

In this year's double award selection, Ronaldo was proud of the crowd, stepping on the shoulders of Kaka and Messi with his left and right feet to reach the top.

The cyclist who emerged from the slums of Madeira has finally become the king of the world.

In the new season, Chelsea made a comeback, but what made Kaka almost vomit blood was that Abramovich made another foolish move and even traded Van Persie for Robinho.

Perhaps it was the 2007 America's Cup that gave Russia the illusion that the combination of Kaka + Robinho was unparalleled in the world, or maybe Van Persie's frequent injuries made the Chelsea boss lose his patience and decided to replace it with a sharp gun to create a new Blues trident.

Unexpectedly, what I bought was a ticking time bomb.

One rat droppings ruins a whole pot of porridge.

All kinds of messy salary increases, lace and bad life style, and professional attitude made Chelsea go crazy. What's more, this guy also led Pato to a crooked path and angered Kaka.

A fierce conflict broke out between the two.

All three-year-olds know that flirting with Kaka in Chelsea is like Wu Dalang married Kardashian—I don’t know how deep it is.

Before the end of the season, Robinho was thrown to the reserve team by Carlo Ancelotti, and since then he has been cut off.

Abramovich's waywardness made Chelsea self-destroy the Great Wall, but a Robinho can't destroy Chelsea, at least in the league, Chelsea once again reached the top with a slight advantage, and Kaka once again became the top scorer with 32 league goals.

But Chelsea, which has been in the news and successfully regained the Premier League title from Manchester United, still failed to become the biggest winner, because on the other side of the world, another dynasty team has risen strongly this season.

On May 2008, 05, Guardiola officially became the head coach of Barcelona's first team.

2009年5月13日，在瓦伦西亚的梅斯塔利亚球场，巴萨在国王杯决赛中4-1击败毕尔巴鄂竞技，俱乐部史上第25次获得国王杯。

2009年5月16日，巴萨提前3轮获得了西甲联赛冠军，这是俱乐部史上的第19座联赛冠军。

On May 2009, 5, at the Olympic Stadium in Rome, Barcelona defeated Chelsea in the semi-finals, and Manchester United, which had reached the finals 27-2 in the Champions League final, won the second Champions League trophy in the history of the club and completed the treble.

2009年8月23日，在诺坎普的西班牙超级杯次回合，巴萨3-0完胜毕尔巴鄂竞技，两回合总比分5-1取胜夺冠，这是巴萨史上的第8座西班牙超级杯。

On August 2009, 8, at the Louis II Stadium in Monaco, in the 29-2009 UEFA Super Cup final, last season's Champions League champion Barcelona defeated the last UEFA Cup champion Shakhtar Donetsk 10-1. Messi assisted Pedro to score the only goal in extra time, helping Barcelona win the championship for the third time.

On December 2009, 12, the final of the Club World Cup was held at the Zayed Sports City Stadium in Abu Dhabi, United Arab Emirates. Barcelona reversed the South American Copa Libertadores champion Argentine University team 19-2 after extra time, achieving the unprecedented six-time crown in La Liga.

如果说2006-2007属于卡卡和切尔西，2007-2008属于社区盾杯、英超、欧冠三冠王曼联和C罗，那2008-2009毫无疑问属于巴塞罗那和梅西。

In La Liga, Messi scored 23 goals and led the team to win the first league title in three years;
In the Champions League, the Argentine scored 12 goals in 9 games and became the top scorer. Especially in the Champions League final between Barcelona and Manchester United, Messi used a header he was not good at to seal the victory for the Red and Blues.

In the field of the national team, Messi also received his first official honor in the national team.

This year, the Olympic Games, which attracted worldwide attention, was held in Beijing, but what kicked off first was a catastrophe that shocked the whole world.

During the game, Kaka displayed the jersey with the words "Cheer for the disaster area" many times, and organized many charity performances and donations. The schools built by his charitable fund in the earthquake area successfully withstood the test and saved the lives of countless children.

Kaka also became the only Olympic torchbearer in Brazil, but the Olympic torch did not pass through Brazil, so he could only go to Buenos Aires for the torch relay. As a result, it aroused the spectators of the whole people in Argentina and became the first Brazilian in history who almost plunged Argentina into riots.

At the opening ceremony, Kaka in the stands and Kobe of the US team became the only foreign athletes who could enjoy exclusive close-up shots of more than ten seconds.

In the Olympic football field, Messi successfully stood at the end, and the opponent he defeated in the final was the Brazilian team that let him return home in the Copa America final two years ago.

Although there is no Kaka in this Brazilian team, the revenge of this final is extremely unconvincing, but for Messi, this championship is also an important plus point.

In the selection of double kings at the end of the year, the 22-year-old Messi was crowned king for the first time.

Kaka, who led Chelsea to the league championship and the FA Cup, came last, while Ronaldo, who had nothing but excellent personal performance throughout the year, ranked fourth in the Ballon d'Or and Footballer of the Year.

The third is Torres who performed equally brilliantly.

This year, the No.13 European Football Championship was jointly hosted by Austria and Switzerland.

The final kicked off at the Ernst Happel Stadium in Vienna. Fernando Torres overtook Lahm and scored the only goal of the game, leaving the most classic moment of his career, helping the Matador Legion to win the European Championship again after 44 years.

Torres, who has three crowns in hand, almost caught up with Kaka in the number of votes in the Ballon d'Or and Mr. World's selections, and became this year's No. [-]. This is undoubtedly unbearable for the proud Ronaldo.

So in 2009, he became the helmsman of the second phase of the re-sailed Galaxy Battleship. The transfer fee of 8000 million pounds was second only to Kaka and became the second in the world.

Florentino, who re-entered Real Madrid, fulfilled his second promise, and he only needs to bring Kaka to the Bernabeu to complete his bragging during the campaign.

In order to attract Kaka, he even kept Sneijder and Van Persie who didn't want to stay. At the same time, he also introduced famous players such as Harvey Alonso, Isco, Modric, and Zlatan Ibrahimovic.

The football map was redistributed, and Real Madrid, Barcelona, ​​and Chelsea became the most dazzling giants in the contemporary era.

But this super team, which cost a lot of money to build, was once again deflated in front of Barcelona.

Spanish Super Cup, La Liga, Copa del Rey, four Spanish national derbies, Real Madrid scored 15 goals without winning a game, and was unexpectedly eliminated by Lyon 1-2 in the quarter-finals of the Champions League.

Real Madrid is officially known as the Real Circus.

However, Barcelona, ​​which has kept Real Madrid on the ground all year round, still failed to become the biggest winner, because this year the big devil Kaka came back to work.

Abramovich finally reluctantly admitted that he was blind and stupid when it came to buying players. He followed Kaka's advice and sold Robinho to Manchester City. At the same time, he snatched David Silva from Real Madrid and Manchester City.

Facts have proved that this is the most successful transaction in world football all year.

David Silva not only made the Chelsea people completely forget about Sneijder, but even made Chelsea explode into a more terrifying fighting force than the 2006-2007 season.

At the beginning of the season, the Community Shield Cup was in hand;

In the middle of the season, the League Cup started again;

At the end of the season, Manchester United won the championship by nearly 2 points ahead of No.20, and at the same time completed the FA Cup four consecutive championships.

With four crowns in hand, only the Champions League remains.

In the group stage, they won the first place. They met Inter Milan, which was promoted as No.2 in Group F with Barcelona. They defeated their opponents 5-1 cleanly in the two rounds. Kaka scored [-] goals and assisted Mourinho.

The quarter-final against CSKA also won 5-1.

Semi-final, Chelsea VS Barcelona.

Kaka VS Messi.

4-3.

Those voices who clamored that Kaka has stepped down from the altar, and that the Champions League will be Messi's world in the future all disappeared without a trace.

May 2010, 5, Bernabéu Stadium, Champions League final, Chelsea VS Bayern.

Compared with Chelsea's consecutive elimination of Inter Milan and Barcelona, ​​and four finals in five years, people take it for granted that Bayern can reach this step.

After the introduction of Franck Ribery and Arjen Robben, Bayern recovered strongly and regained their dominant position in the league. They also eliminated Manchester United, a strong enemy, in the Champions League, showing quite terrifying combat power.

But compared to these achievements, Kaka is actually more interested in their title that has not yet been born.

King of London?

Do I agree?
(End of this chapter)