I'm Kaka Kaka

Chapter 531
South Africa is a very magical land, most of which have a savannah climate, but the eastern coast has a tropical monsoon climate, while the southern coast has a Mediterranean climate. December-February is summer, with a maximum temperature of 12-2°C; June-August is winter, with a minimum temperature of -32 to -38°C. Therefore, unlike previous World Cups, the World Cup in South Africa is actually held in winter.

So Kaka also played in long sleeves and gloves in June.

"Kaka played in the midfielder position, which we didn't expect. However, with Kaka's running range and technical ability, I couldn't find any position on the court except for the referee..."

Netizens were all amused by Duan Xian's words.

"Kaka: Give me the whistle, I'll show it to you."

"Kaka doesn't seem to have been a defender before?"

"It's because I haven't done it before, but it's not that I can't do it."

"Kaka's position: forward: SS, attacking midfielder: SSS, winger: SS, defensive midfielder: S, defender: S, goalkeeper: S, after I finish speaking, who is in favor and who is against?"

"Add a shadow front: SSS, Crab."

"Weakly ask, will Kaka be a coach after retiring? I feel that he should be a 3rd son as a coach."

"Buy a club, be the owner, and lead the team yourself?"

"What club to buy, if you really want to be a coach, come to the Chinese team and let him experience what an imperfect life is like."

"Upstairs, are you the devil?"

Duan Xian didn't know that the fans had already pushed Kaka to the Chinese team after he casually boasted a few words, so he went on talking on his own.

"Kaka's current World Cup goal count is 13, surpassing the 12 goals of the Brazilian famous Pele, and Fontaine is the third highest scorer in history.

Kaka ranked first among participating players in the number of goals scored, followed by German striker Klose who scored 11 goals. Interestingly, Klose is also tied with German star Klinsmann, so they are likely to surpass their predecessors in this cup and set a new record.

Kaka scored 02 goals in the 5 World Cup and 06 goals in the 7 World Cup. If this tournament plays normally, it is not impossible to surpass Ronaldo’s 16 goals and become the top scorer in history. But what we are looking forward to is actually a greater miracle, which is the record of 13 goals set by the French player Fontaine in a single World Cup.

Kaka himself didn't think about scoring goals at all, but actively created opportunities for his teammates, especially Neymar, who was taken care of by Kaka like his own son. Unfortunately, the pony's feet are so weak that he looks weak in front of the Asian hunks from North Korea.

Dunga couldn't stand it anymore, and yelled at Kaka, but as soon as he finished speaking, Kaka's pass blossomed and borne fruit.

In the 60th minute, after receiving a pass from Lucio, Kaka passed two people in a row and dribbled all the way from the backcourt to the front of the penalty area for more than [-] meters before stopping.

There were Fabiano and Adriano in the penalty area, and Neymar and Maicon on the left and right. As a result, the defensive players rushed to the two forwards and Neymar, leaving Maicon alone in the wind.

"...The North Korean team missed people. There is no one around Maicon to defend, and Kaka sticks to the ground for about 30 meters!"

The defender of the North Korean team finally reacted and rushed to block Maicon’s passing and breakthrough routes, but Maicon had no intention of passing or breaking through at all. He didn’t even stop the ball.

North Korean goalkeeper Li Mingguo made a misjudgment and missed the shot. The football flew into the net under the eyes of all the fans.

1-0.

"Go in! Maicon scored from a zero-degree angle! The North Korean team's defense was sparse, or Kaka's frequent passes to Neymar gave them the illusion that they missed such a big threat as Maicon. Of course, no one would have thought that Maicon would handle the ball like this, and handle it so brilliantly."

"This is definitely one of the most exciting goals in this World Cup, or even in the history of the World Cup. Kaka's through ball was timely and precise, and Maicon's shot was strong and clever..." Maicon ran to the sidelines, turned his back to the audience, and opened his arms facing the court.

Kaka trotted over, hugged him, and said, "You're lucky."

Maicon was annoyed, "Your goal from a zero angle is your strength, and my goal from a zero angle is luck?"

"Hehe, who doesn't know who~~ You are not fooled by the ball, I will eat the net."

"You pass it on again, and I'll prove it to you."

"It doesn't look very good, but it looks beautiful."

"ヽ(｀⌒)ヽ(｀⌒) is so handsome, isn't he?"

Kaka left him a look to let him experience it for himself, stepped back, and let his teammates who came up behind him celebrate with him.

After breaking the deadlock, the game will be easy to play.

North Korea's shortcomings are as obvious as its strengths.

Dare to fight, dare to run, dare to fight, but the system is half-baked, and the players' personal skills are relatively rough. After falling behind, they began to invest more troops and energy on the offensive end. With a commander like Kaka who opened the eyes of the falcon, it is too easy to catch their loopholes.

In the 70th minute, Kaka chased 20 meters to snatch the ball from Zheng Dashi's feet, and then flew from the side.

After switching to Zheng Dashi, he persisted in chasing him desperately, but the distance was getting farther and farther.

Adriano retreated habitually, and there was only one Pato left in the penalty area, who ate the cake fed by Kaka this time.

"Kaka cut inside, passed through, Pato was offside successfully, and scored with a clever shot!"

"It's 2-0. After Kaka played in the second half, he assisted and scored twice. The Brazilian team completely opened up the situation."

"Pato scored his first goal in his first World Cup game, which reminds us of Kaka eight years ago. Will this be a kind of inheritance and handover between chief strikers?"

Pato jumped on Kaka directly with a swoop, and was a little incoherent with excitement, "Kaka, I scored a goal!"

"See," Kaka threw him down, "this is just the beginning, Pato, you can score more."

After seeing Pato break the goal, Neymar felt a bit uncomfortable, and his performance became more and more impressive, but luck was not on his side today, and he was somewhat sticky to the ball. He missed two chances to score in a row in just 5 minutes.

In the 75th minute, Dunga began to inspect the players, Thiago Silva replaced Juan, and Alves also replaced the goal hero Pato.

Brazil changed to 4-2-3-1, single striker Adelaide, midfielder Ronaldinho, left and right forwards Neymar and Alves, Kaka and Gilberto Silva continued to double midfielders.

However, Kaka's defensive midfielder is just a name. In the 80th minute of the game, Alves hit the ball from the front of the penalty area to the middle. Kaka, who was still in the backcourt a moment ago, appeared mysteriously behind the football.

Ronaldinho won the lottery this time.

Compared with the previous World Cup, the tonnage of the green spirits has increased significantly. They also did not stop the ball, but directly flicked the ball with their toes, and picked the ball over the goalkeeper's head.

3-0.

This goal allowed Ronaldinho and his fans to finally escape from the state of walking on eggshells. Ronaldinho excitedly danced the samba on the sidelines.

That familiar smile and familiar dance steps brought people back to the happy time when they were conquered by magic football.

Neymar and Maicon exchanged glances, hugged Kaka's shoulders from left to right, and pushed him to Ronaldinho's side.

"Kaka, jump!"

Ronaldinho immediately shouted: "Kaka, come with me!"

The Brazilian fans in the audience were detonated.

"Kaka! Dance!"

"Kaka! Samba!"

"Kaka! Samba!"

"Kaka! Samba!"

Kaka gave Neymar and Maicon a kick, and did not hesitate. He followed Ronaldinho and jumped up, leaving his only dark history in the World Cup.

3-0 is not the final score.

In the 89th minute of the game, North Korea finally got the best chance of the game.

Chung Dae-se responded with a long pass from the backcourt and then flew the header. Ji Yin-nam stepped in and used a fake move to shake off the Brazilian defender's defense, then broke into the penalty area and shot hard. The ball hit the dead corner on the right side of the goal. North Korea tied the score at 3-1.

This was just a face-saving goal, but the audience gave them warm applause, and the North Korean fans were so excited that they burst into tears as if they had already won the world championship.

Perhaps for them, scoring a goal against Brazil is already a great achievement.

After a goal was recovered, the Brazilian team did not launch a fierce attack, but played steadily and ran out of time.

Although they lost the game in the end, North Korea's performance won everyone's respect.

Kaka exchanged jerseys with Zheng Dashi, led his teammates to bow to the fans, and ended his World Cup debut.

The next day, the last two games of the first round of the group stage were played between the four teams in Group H. As a result, Chile narrowly beat Honduras 1-0, while Spain surprised the world by losing 0-1 to Switzerland.

"The first round of the group stage has finally come to an end, and apart from Spain's unexpected one-goal defeat, the other favorites have at least one point.

In terms of players, Miroslav Klose, the man of the previous two World Cups, has opened his scoring account and continues to attack the top scorer in the history of the World Cup. As for the most watched Kaka, Ronaldo and Messi did not score, but Kaka contributed a hat-trick of assists, which is the absolute contributor to Brazil's victory. This performance is second to none among all the players in the first round. "

In the first round, none of the players performed particularly well, so after the team's biggest news was contracted by the losing Spain, the biggest star at the player level became a person that no one could have imagined.

"North Korea's defeat still touches the world, and the team's annual income is less than Kaka's one day", "Jung Dae-se is definitely not a copycat version of Rooney, North Korea's number one hero fights blood spattering", "North Korea is one step closer to writing the 1 myth, Kaka: Such an opponent is worthy of respect", "It was revealed that the monthly income of the North Korean national player is only 1 yuan, and he is awarded a heavy prize for being named a national hero", "The former coach of North Korea leaked the secrets of the team. Zheng Dashi's mother explains why her son burst into tears, and is too proud to play for North Korea"...

In the competitive world, winners and losers are indeed winners and losers, but the champions are not the only ones that can be remembered. At least North Korea used their performance to impress fans all over the world. Of course, the flowers and applause always belong to the winners.

The next game was five days later, and the team had a brief celebration before continuing into wartime.

Ronaldinho, who was locked in the hotel, was so suffocated that he felt that he would go crazy if he didn't find something to do. He simply broke into Kaka's room with a tambourine and kept urging him: "Kaka, your dance is so bad. I feel ashamed as a teacher. We must hurry up and train you before the next game."

Kaka has already watched the video once, and he knows his dancing posture well. Hearing this, he immediately pushes him out of the room with a dark face, "Anyone who asks me to dance again will break up the relationship!"

Ronaldinho knocked on the door, "You can't do this, Kaka, don't forget, you are a Brazilian!"

"No, you are mistaken, I am actually a Chinese."

Others poked their heads out of the room to join in the fun.

"What's the matter, Ronaldinho?"

"In order not to dance, Kaka even wanted to change her nationality."

"Oh? Which country does he want to join?"

"China."

"China...is he planning to give up football?"

"He doesn't want to change his career, does he? This guy is really good at table tennis."

"More than that, he speaks Chinese better than Portuguese..."

"His wife seems to be from China..."

A group of people turned into Conan, and the more they reasoned, the more they felt that they were not far from the truth, but the person involved was laughing foolishly in the room with his mobile phone.

Little Luka's voice came intermittently from the microphone.

"Dad...Dad...Dad, goal..."

Kaka sat down all of a sudden, stood up again, walked around, and kept teasing Luka: "Okay, good, goal, Dad scored, Luka remember to watch the game."

The little guy knew how to call mom and dad more than a month ago, but Kaka always felt that he couldn’t hear enough, and couldn’t fall asleep if he didn’t listen to it more than ten or twenty times every night.

"Dad...dad...dancing...scoring...scoring...lots of goals."

Kaka ignored the first half, "How many goals does Luka want Dad to score?"

"Goal, GOAL... GOAL... Kaka GOAL..."

Kaka couldn't close her legs with joy, and on the other side Dilia was still teaching Luka new words, "One, two, three..."

In another hotel in the same city, Ivory Coast coach Eriksson suddenly felt chills all over his body for some reason, with a chilling feeling.

"This damn weather, Blatter is a pig, actually put the World Cup in winter, this is against humanity..."

The old Swedish coach complained secretly, and continued to study the opponent Brazil in the next game.

He didn't know, how much they lost actually depended on which numbers Luca could learn in the past few days, research or something, just self-consolation...

(End of this chapter)