I'm Kaka Kaka

Chapter 550 Hat-trick's hat-trick

"The Birth of the Strongest Debut in La Liga": With two passes and three shots, Kaka not only created his best debut record, but also created the craziest debut in the four major leagues.

"Messi Shouts to Kaka: Welcome to La Liga": Messi said that Kaka is unique, his arrival will make La Liga more competitive, and he looks forward to another match with Kaka.

"C Ronaldo: The tacit understanding with Kaka seems to be innate": "Even without eye contact, Kaka already knows to pass the ball to the position that makes me feel most comfortable. I always knew that it would be wonderful to cooperate with Kaka, but this beauty has exceeded my imagination."

"Ancelotti: This is Kaka, nothing strange": "Kaka only scored three goals? Oh, and two assists... Then I still lost. I bet Andre that Kaka would create at least six goals in the first game. Yes, Kaka disappointed me too much."

"Mourinho: Kaka makes Real Madrid greater": "I don't want to give all the credit to one player, but Kaka is indeed the best player in this game. I have a hunch that Real Madrid will be greater because of Kaka."

"Florentino: Renting Kaka is not a gamble, but a miracle": "The new galaxy warship will create a new history. Kaka is the best captain. There is no doubt about it. The sailing ceremony of the warship was very successful. Obviously, this is the meaning of finding Kaka, Mourinho and Cristiano... 6000 million? Well, I admit, that is the stain of my life. If I can go back to the past, I will slap myself hard and tell my past self what I missed."

Reasonable, unexpected.

Everyone knows that Kaka has the ability to set off a frenzy in La Liga, but no one can expect him to make such a big scene in the first game.

As many media say, this is just the beginning.

In the away game against Osasuna in the second round of the league, Kaka kicked his head and scored three goals in a row to help the team win 3-0.

So a new concept was proposed.

Three consecutive games scored three dollars, a hat-trick of hat-tricks.

Scoring goals in three consecutive games is already worth bragging about. If there are really three hat-tricks in a row, the media doesn't know how to define this phenomenon.

"Maybe it should have a specific name, such as... Kaka trick? Of course, the premise is that Kaka can also complete a hat-trick in his first Champions League game representing Real Madrid." - "Marca".

"When the whole team revolves around one person, goals are taken for granted, but three hat-tricks in a row? Sorry, the UEFA Champions League is not a football game, and Ajax is not Mallorca and Osasuna. The dream of 'Kaka Trick' is beautiful, but it is as unrealistic as Real Madrid's championship dream." - "Mundo Deportivo".

Of course, what the audience loves to see again, the two mouthpieces of Real Madrid and Barcelona, ​​"Marca" and "World Sports Daily", are on the bar again.

Various praises raised Kaka high and made him tireless. At this time Mourinho stood up and attracted firepower to himself through various radical remarks.

In this regard, Mourinho is definitely the best coach in the world.

The media flocked ecstatically and quickly turned the flames of war on Guardiola.

When working together in Barcelona in 2000, Guardiola and Mourinho also cherished each other, but now that they are their own masters, everyone will inevitably start to confront each other everywhere.

At the UEFA Elite Coaching Forum held in early September, the two had a "peak meeting", and in their presence, even the head of UEFA Michel Platini became the background.

At the end of the meeting, Mourinho deliberately walked up to Guardiola and hugged him goodbye. According to the "Daily Sports Daily", Platini "forced" the two giants coaches to hug.

Interestingly, Mourinho, who pursues defense in terms of football philosophy, is extraordinarily proactive in diplomacy and public occasions, while Guardiola, who pursues boldness and initiative in football, is holding a defensive posture at this time. He even hesitated for a moment before taking his right hand out of his trouser pocket when Mourinho had already reached out his hand.

"Marca" designed Mourinho's lines for this: "Pep, is it so difficult for you to stretch out your hand?"

The two talked for 10 minutes, laughing and laughing, and patted each other's chest from time to time, but when they turned their heads, they quickly disagreed on some issues.

For example, Mourinho said that Kaka is the best player in the world, while Guardiola insisted that Kaka's performance is indeed the best in the world, but if he had to choose between Kaka and Messi, he would only choose Messi.

In Spain, these two giants are the two ends of the seesaw, the glory of one end must be accompanied by the decline of the other end.

Real Madrid started with two consecutive victories in La Liga, both of which were big wins, while Barcelona lost 0-2 at home to the newly promoted Ercules last weekend. In the first round of Guamu's match, it was obvious that Mu Bird had the absolute upper hand, so the upcoming UEFA Champions League became the best stage for Barcelona to get back a game.

Guardiola's team did not disappoint the fans and the media. In a focus battle on the first match day of Group D, Barcelona defeated Panathinaikos 5-1 at home.

Messi scored twice in the game, raising his number of goals in the Champions League to 27, surpassing Rivaldo and becoming the top scorer in the history of Barcelona in the Champions League.

Although Messi missed a penalty in the game, it seemed a bit of a fly in the ointment, but his performance was enough for "Aspen" to boast.

Now the pressure came to Real Madrid and Kaka.

They also quickly ushered in the opportunity to prove themselves.

Champions League group stage against Ajax.

At the press conference before the game, Mourinho deliberately took Kaka to attend.

"Kaka, Guardiola said that if you choose between you and Messi, he will always choose Messi. What do you think about this?"

Kaka scratched her head and really didn't know how to answer, so she could only say, "It's as long as he is happy."

"You have played two games since you came to Real Madrid and you have already scored six goals. Everyone is expecting your third hat-trick. Are you confident?"

"I am confident that I will win with the team. As for the hat-trick, I will try my best."

"Some fans said that you teamed up with Cristiano to play Messi. This is a lack of confidence. If you really want to challenge yourself in La Liga, then you should join a mid-level team and lead the team to beat Real Madrid and Barcelona. Only then can you prove that you are the best in the world. Do you have any response to this?"

What the hell is this.

Kaka smiled wryly again, and said the same thing, "It's as long as they are happy."

"Kaka, you scored three goals alone in the last game, but the three strikers didn't score a goal. There are voices who think it's because you are too selfish. A midfielder took the best shot. Do you have anything to say?"

"I can only thank you for using the term 'best shot' instead of 'most shot', the fact that I have given far more threats than I have shot, and that is FA stats, not my own imagination."

"So are you complaining about the poor ability of the strikers to seize their chances?"

"If it makes you happy to say that, then yes, our strikers have to improve their finishing. I have worked well with Ibrahimovic and Van Persie. I know them. They can do a hundred times better than they are now. But I also understand them because the season has just started. They are still adapting to a new coach, new teammates, a new tactical system. Cristiano, he just lacks some luck. You will soon see what he looks like at the best."

"...But you are the one who came to the new environment, but you have already adapted."

"No, if you know me, you know that I haven't fully adapted, otherwise Mundo Deportivo wouldn't have had the guts to do that report."

The reporters' eyes lit up.

Obviously, the Catalan media has offended the No.1 in the world with some touching news.

"With the liberty to ask, how many games do you think you need to get used to this team?"

"Two games."

Two... This is the third.

Kaka is becoming less and less humble, but the reporters are liking him more and more.

That's right, hate them, fuck them to death, this is the news, and we have the bonus.

……

西班牙当地时间9月15日20:45，2010/11赛季欧洲足球冠军联赛G组第一比赛日，伯纳乌。

"Real Madrid is still using the 4-3-3 formation of the previous two games. It seems that the two consecutive victories have changed Mourinho's thinking. This excellent representative of utilitarian football has begun to try offensive football. I hope this is a good and successful start.

Pepe returned from injury, but Ramos was injured in the last game, so the back line at the Bernabeu is Arbeloa, Pepe, Carvalho and Marcelo, midfielder Harvey Alonso, Kaka, Sneijder, forward Van Persie, Ibrahimovic, Ronaldo. "

"Ajax played 4-3-1-2.

Goalkeeper: 1-Stkelenburg;

Defenders: 2-Van der Meer, 3-Alder Weireld, 13-Oye, 5-Anita;
Midfielder: 20-Dezeu, 6-Eno, 11-Emanuelsson, 10-Sim De Jong;

Forwards: 9-Hamdavi, 7-Suleimani.

There are a lot of football talents in the Netherlands, but most of them have already entered the four major leagues. Compared with previous years, this Ajax star has dimmed a lot. "

"Real Madrid played against Ajax 6 times before, but they achieved a bad record of 1 win, 1 draw and 4 losses. The last time the two sides faced each other was in the 1995/96 season. Real Madrid was double-killed by Ajax at home and away in the group stage. The only time they won it dates back to 1967.

The only good thing is that in the previous 7 confrontations between Mourinho and Jol, the Real Madrid coach won 5 games. "

Both Sneijder and Zlatan Ibrahimovic used to play for Ajax. This game is of great significance to them. It is reasonable to say that the two sides have old feelings. They should be more low-key during the game.

Probably to prove that leaving was not a wrong choice...

After the start of the game, the two old players from the Jia family were very active.

Just in the first minute, Sneijder sent Kaka a super-level 1-meter long pass to the ground.

With his back to the goal, all he had to do was raise his foot, and when the ball was about to roll under his feet, he added force to the ball with his heel, and at the same time let it change direction.

The football obediently crossed the goal line from scratching the post.

1-0.

Because of Kaka's answer similar to "I have adapted to Real Madrid" before the game, everyone knows that this guy must play with a troublesome mentality in this game, but he didn't expect this thing to be so big.

Another first touch, first shot, and then a fairy ball.

Sneijder sullenly put on an expression of "I don't want to do this either, but I can only do this out of professional ethics". Kaka could only cooperate with his performance, and just gave him a light high-five, "Beautiful pass."

Ibrahimovic said bitterly behind him: "Kaka, don't you think the ball just now should actually be my ball?"

"Yes, but as a center, where were you then?"

"...How the hell did I know Wesley could pass such a perverted ball?"

Sneijder rolled his eyes: "Sorry, blame me for being too good."

Soon, the one who was too good became Ibrahimovic.

He finally got his wish and received Kaka's scorpion second pass.

It was the 7th minute of the game. Ronaldo passed two people on the right and then passed Kaka.

Kaka turned the ball up with his thighs when he could volley directly, and deliberately knocked the ball in front of Ibrahimovic with a heel like a scorpion wagging his tail.

Ibrahimovic was caught off guard, thinking that it was too late for the scorpion to wag his tail, but Da Fengxian was Da Fengxian, he just stopped the ball and picked it up again, hitting the ball in with a slightly coquettish volley side hook.

2-0.

"..."Aspen" said that the UEFA Champions League is not a football game, so Kaka's miracle will not continue. I think everyone agrees with this statement now, because there seems to be no football game that allows players to assist and shoot in the penalty area as if they are playing around at will."

7 minutes, two goals.

Everyone knows this is just the beginning.

In the 16th minute, Kaka overtook strongly from the side, cut inside and shot the goal.

3-0.

In the 19th minute, Kaka went straight, Ronaldo dribbled the ball in the penalty area and was knocked to the ground, Real Madrid got a penalty kick.

Kaka hit the goal and scored a hat-trick for the third consecutive game.

"A kind reminder to Barcelona, ​​it's better to ask their coach to go to the ophthalmologist, 'Between Kaka and Messi, I will only choose Messi', ah, sorry, I think anyone with eyes knows how to choose."

In the 25th minute, Ronaldo's long-range shot caused the goalkeeper to drop, and Van Persie made a contribution with a supplementary shot.

5-0.

With an average of one goal every 5 minutes, the entire Bernabéu is already fully excited.

In the 39th minute, Ajax succeeded in a sneak attack and recovered a point.

5-1.

In the second half, the two sides changed sides and fought again. Ajax played a wave of good offensive. At one point, Real Madrid could only retreat to the half. However, under the leadership of Kaka, the Galacticos quickly recovered and began to attack.

In the 51st minute, Kaka launched an offensive, Sneijder cleverly divided the side, Marcelo made a pass from the side, Ronaldo outflanked it, jumped high, and pushed the ball over the baseline...

Poor president, the performance in the last game was actually like flying, but Kaka helped him smooth it out and said it was just bad luck, but now it's all right, it's come true...

Ronaldo's nightmare continues.

In the 55th minute, Ibrahimovic had already fed the cake to his mouth. As a result, Ronaldo slipped his foot before shooting and sent the ball into the arms of the goalkeeper with a confused face.

Although they didn't make it, the game completely turned into a one-sided offensive and defensive drill.

Three minutes later, Real Madrid made a comeback. Kaka dribbled the ball 3 meters in the middle after stealing the ball from the backcourt. At a distance of 30 meters from the goal, a shocking world wave pierced through the gate guarded by Stekelenburg.

6-1.

After the big four, Mourinho sent three players to warm up, including strikers like Higuain and Di Maria, and midfielders like Diarra.

Kaka knew that he and Ronaldo were about to end, so he quickly called him over, and the two got together and muttered for a while.

As long as you are not blind, you will know that these two guys have ulterior motives. In the next round, the Ajax players tried their best to be beaten by others and stared at Kaka and Ronaldo.

But the Kaka who can be watched to death is not Kaka.

In the 70th minute, Kaka entered Longtan alone, and the four defensive players of Ajax failed to stop him.

Kaka broke through the diagonal line and made a wonderful pass with his heel before taking the ball out of the baseline.

Ronaldo went straight up and volleyed through the net.

7-1.

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(End of this chapter)