I'm Kaka Kaka

Chapter 555 Shame and Humiliation, Doomsday in White Clothes
Because he was too arrogant in the game against Atletico Madrid, Kaka received many malicious fouls from the opponent. Although Mourinho replaced him early, he still missed the next three games due to injury.

Real Madrid without Kaka is no longer crazy, but still strong, with 1-0 and 2-1 victories against Sporting Gijon and Sporting Bilbao respectively.

The third game that Kaka missed was the Champions League between Real Madrid and Ajax.

In the Amsterdam Arena, Robin van Persie took the lead, Arbeloa expanded the score, Ronaldo scored twice, Real Madrid won the first away victory against Ajax, 4 to 0, and won the first place in the group.

But the game was not perfect, both Alonso and Ramos were sent off at the last moment for delaying time and accumulating two yellow cards.

Those two yellow cards got more attention from reporters than the 4-0 scoreline.

Because the way Long Ge and Shui Ye eat cards is very intriguing.

Both of them were sent off because they deliberately dawdled and received a second yellow card during the kick-off, but what was strange was that Ramos, who had a fiery personality, shook hands with the referee calmly after being sent off, while Mourinho on the sidelines not only did not get angry as usual, but also showed a mysterious smile.

It was a blatant shuffling.

Lao Mu was already on the cusp of the upcoming National Derby, but now he is fine and sitting directly on the fire.

Platini claimed that Muuu, Ramos and others would be fined heavily, while Real Madrid declared that once they were suspended, they would appeal to the International Competition Court. Because there are no clear provisions and precedents, most of this will be fined. However, Real Madrid's image has still been greatly damaged.

The club issued a gag order to the players about the "Champion League reshuffle" and made every effort to prepare for the first Spanish national derby of the season.

Kaka has resumed training with the ball, but two days before the game, he still did not join his teammates in the joint training. Instead, he was playing by himself, but when he looked up, he saw an unexpected character.

"...Diego?" Kaka's surprise was genuine.

This Diego is not Diego, but Diego Maradona.

Who would have thought that when Real Madrid and Barcelona were about to hit the earth, the old horse would suddenly appear in Valdebebas.

The only one who was prepared was Mourinho. He seemed to have known that the old horse would come.

"Haha, Kaka," the old horse came over with a big belly, "I heard you were injured?"

"Yes, but it's almost recovered?" Kaka stepped on the ball and said with a smile, "Are you going to play two tricks with me?"

"Oh, no, if I'm ten years younger, well, even if it's only five years old, I won't let you go, but forget it now."

Kaka smiled unabated, came up and shook hands with him, "Why are you here?"

"Is it strange?" Ma said with a smile, "I'm a good friend with Jose, and I heard he's in some trouble, so I'll come and see him."

It is hard to imagine that Maradona and Mourinho have a sympathy for each other.

The lonely generation of football champions rarely appreciate a certain person, but perhaps because of their similar personalities, he admires Mourinho very much. When he was still coaching the Argentine national team, he said that he once stole from Mourinho, and even often discussed coaching experience with the latter on the phone.

Of course, Lao Ma’s trip to Real Madrid this time may not be so simple. From the cameraman next to him, it can be seen that this is probably another show directed by the club.

"Can I play the game the day after tomorrow?"

"It's up to the coach."

Mourinho smiled and said: "This is a secret, I won't tell you here, maybe I can tell you after I drink red wine in my office."

The old horse mainly came to stand for Mu Niao, but under the strong request of the reporter, he still bounced the ball with Kaka. The interaction between the old and new football kings became the most talked about topic of the fans before the game that night.

Barcelona has Messi and Mascherano, both of whom are favorites of Maradona, but Real Madrid has their most admired coach Mourinho and the most admired player Kaka, so the old horse did not give a clear answer when asked who he would like to win, but said that the combination of Mourinho and Kaka is invincible in the world, and this season's Champions League will definitely be theirs.

Maradona also accepted a gift from Mourinho-a jersey with No. 1 and the name of the magic bird printed on it. Mourinho wrote down the words "You are the number one, I adore you"...

With this episode, Real Madrid finally escaped temporarily from the trouble of shuffling the cards, and the Real Madrid media also began to make jokes and divert people's attention to other aspects.

"War of the Century Detonates Fashion PK, Mourinho, Guardiola, who is the most stylish coach in La Liga";
Ronaldo: Don't be afraid of boos!Will play tricks at Camp Nou...";
"Cute Baby PK: Kaka, Ronaldo, Rooney, Beckham, who is the No. 1 beauty in the second generation of football stars (picture)";
"Spain's 73 Cinemas Will Live Broadcast the Battle of the Century": The match between Barcelona and Real Madrid will be broadcast live in high-definition and surround sound in 126 cinemas in Spain. These cinemas are equipped with 81 screens and 2.5 seats in total.

In the 2008-2009 season, the cinemas that broadcast the "War of the Century" between Barcelona and Real Madrid were all sold out.

This year, the number of theaters live broadcasting the game has doubled, and Kaka has been added to the lineups of both sides. These theaters don't have to worry about not having viewers at all...

Of course, the Barcelona media will not let go of Real Madrid's black material so lightly and continue to chase after it.

"Florentino is not Real Madrid's talisman, Mourinho is disgusting": During Florentino's tenure as Real Madrid president, Real Madrid lost twice as many times to Barcelona as they won against Barcelona.

Former Barcelona star Stoichkov said that Real Madrid's shuffling behavior made him feel sick. "Messi is a god, and Ronaldo is just a very good player. This is why Real Madrid spent 6000 million to rent a player. As for the coaches of the two teams, Guardiola is world-class, while Mourinho is only at the Serie A level..."

"A Showdown Between the Top Three in the World?No, it's just the first and second duel": In the previous 8 confrontations against Real Madrid, Messi scored a total of 7 goals; and Ronaldo, who represented Manchester United and Real Madrid against Barcelona five times, unfortunately, in these five games, the Portuguese scored zero goals, and his teams all ended in failure.

Madrid people can only count on Kaka.

Kaka has played against Barcelona eight times on behalf of Milan and Chelsea respectively, with six wins, one draw and one loss, and 14 goals. This is currently the player who has hurt Barcelona the most on the planet.

"Competition of the World's Strongest Firepower": Messi has scored 23 goals so far this season, Neymar scored 7 goals, and Villa scored 8 goals.

Barcelona's strong offensive power comes not only from the scoring efficiency of these players, but also from the assist ability of other players: so far, a total of 14 players in the Barcelona team have assisted.

If Villa can score in this World War, he will become the second player to represent three different teams to break Casillas's goal - the first is Kaka, regardless of wearing the jersey of Milan, Chelsea or Brazil, Kaka has once broken the goal guarded by Casillas.

In addition, Catalan fans also hope that he can continue a tradition: whenever a new striker joins, Barcelona will score goals in the "Century War" that year.

As for Real Madrid, almost all goals came from Kaka and Ronaldo.

Kaka scored a total of 25 goals and 13 assists this season, while Ronaldo also scored 15 goals, while Real Madrid only scored 54 goals this season...

Messi + Neymar + Villa VS Kaka + Ronaldo, 38 goals VS 40 goals, this is the most intuitive data comparison, but the only worrying thing at the moment is whether Kaka can play in the game.

"24 hours before the war of the century, Real Madrid arrived in Barcelona, ​​the bus was smashed": At 20:00, Real Madrid's special plane arrived at El Prat Airport; at 22:38, Real Madrid stayed at the Juan Carlos I Hotel, but when the team bus arrived at the hotel, a group of extremists threw stones at them and smashed a glass window of the bus...

This is not the first time Kaka has participated in the derby, nor is it the first time he has come to Barcelona, ​​but he has never encountered such a hot atmosphere, even if AC Milan is playing Inter Milan, Chelsea is playing Arsenal, Brazil is playing Argentina...

"If someone told me that we were going to play in the final of the Champions League or the World Cup, I would definitely not have any doubts." Kaka stood in front of the window, looking at the fans of the two sides facing each other below, feeling a bit eye-opening.

Ronaldo, who was in the same room, also came over to take a look, and said, "Are you nervous?"

"How is it possible?" Kaka said, "Anyway, I don't start."

"I can't figure out why Jose would do this," Ronaldo said angrily, "You have fully recovered."

"But I haven't played for 20 days."

"Okay," Ronaldo said, "believe me, the game has entered garbage time when you come on, I have a hunch, we will lead 3-0 in less than an hour, you can only go up for a walk, use your charming face to trick Catalan girls screaming."

"My hunch was just the opposite," Kaka said. "Maybe I went up to fight the fire. We were 5-0 behind. Then I played No. 70 minutes and scored 9 goals in 5 minutes..."

"I understand your desire to be a hero. In fact, I also have this desire in every game, but if you say such unlucky words again, I will throw you out of the window," Ronaldo said and glanced downstairs again, "They definitely want me to do this."

"...Did Zlatan tell you that I am a man who can fight him for [-] rounds?"

Ibrahimovic suddenly poked his head in from the door, "I seem to hear someone calling me?"

"I must have misheard, you are too nervous, Zlatan," Kaka said, "and you won't knock on the door before you come in?"

"Knock on what door, are you doing something shameful?"

Ronaldo gave him a contemptuous look, but Kaka pretended not to see him, and continued to say to Ibrahimovic: "So what's the matter with you? Are you going to take me out to fool around?"

"How is it possible? I'm not Philip. Where's your game console? Take it out, and I'll fight you for [-] rounds."

Kaka glanced at Ronaldo: Look, I didn't lie to you, did I?

Ronaldo's middle finger straightened up...

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西班牙时间11月29日21:00，诺坎普球场，2010/11赛季西班牙足球甲级联赛第13轮，巴塞罗那VS皇家马德里。

Both sides have sent the strongest lineup.

Barcelona 4-3-3.

Goalkeeper: 1-Valdes;

Defender: 2-Alves, 3-Pique, 5-Puyol, 22-Abidal;

Midfielder: 6-Xavi, 16-Busquets, 8-Iniesta;

Forwards: 11- Neymar, 10- Messi, 7- Villa.

Real Madrid 4-2-3-1.

Goalkeeper: 1- Casillas;
Defenders: 4-Ramos, 3-Pepe, 2-Carvalho, 12-Marcelo;
Back waist: 24-Khedira, 14-Alonso;
Avant-garde: 22-Di Maria, 10-Sneijder, 7-C-Ronaldo;

Forward: 9-Ibrahimovic.

Kaka and Van Persie sit high on the bench.

"After being double-beaten by Real Madrid in the 2007-08 season, Barcelona has won 4 consecutive games against Real Madrid in the last two seasons.

在此前的237场世纪对决中，巴萨取得99胜50平88负的成绩，稍站上风，但在其中的160场联赛中，皇马68胜30平62负战绩更佳。

In the 80 league matches between the two sides at Camp Nou, Barcelona has 46 wins, 16 draws and 18 losses. "

The sky was not beautiful, and it started to rain very early, and it was getting bigger and bigger. The temperature on the court was only 8 degrees Celsius, which was a bit cold.

But even colder is the heart of the people of Madrid.

In the 10th minute of the game, Messi passed the ball, and Iniesta received it and shredded Real Madrid's central defender.

Marcelo hit the ball with a shovel, but the ball deflected and still landed at the feet of Harvey who was inserted in the middle. Harvey scored a volley from the edge of the small penalty area and broke through the Real Madrid gate for the first time in 6 years.

1-0.

In the 18th minute of the game, Harvey shifted to the left, and Villa forced Ramos on the left side of the penalty area, and made a clever pass after shaking the angle.

Casillas barely blocked the ball, but Neymar reacted brilliantly and fired it into the empty net before Marcelo.

2-0.

In the 31st minute, the hottest scene on the field came.

The Barcelona players broke the ball out of the boundary, and the anxious Ronaldo rushed out, ready to take the ball and send it quickly, but the football was held by Guardiola, escaped Ronaldo's hand, and threw it aside.

An angry Ronaldo pushed Guardiola.

The Camp Nou stadium was booed and cursed all over the sky, and the Barcelona players rushed up immediately, preparing to teach Ronaldo to be a man. The players from both sides got entangled. As a result, Ronaldo and the excited Valdes were shown yellow cards at the same time.

In the 48th minute, Kaka was warming up on the sidelines, but the score quickly became 3-0: Messi cut in and made a direct pass, and Villa scored a single-handed shot from 12 yards from the right rib of the penalty area, scoring the team's third goal.

In the 51st minute, Kaka played with the hope of the whole village.

(End of this chapter)