The Emperor of Roman Theory is crooked to the top

Chapter 228 Poor Xiong Da
The silly bear obviously didn't understand human language, so he didn't know that the person in front of him was greedy for his body, so he still raised his paw fearlessly and waved at Xiao Yi.

Facing Xiong Da's attack, Xiao Yi just stretched out a hand calmly.

Xiao Yi thought about secretly cutting off a piece of bear meat and mixing it with pork for the girl to eat.

It's just that after meeting Xiong Da, Xiao Yi couldn't help raising his eyebrows.

Good guy, it's actually a bear who can use fighting spirit.

interesting.

It's just that it's unlucky to meet yourself.

Xiong Da didn't expect that the thin monkey in front of him could catch his palm without changing his face, and he couldn't help but imitate Tarzan the ape and burst out his own small universe, and Xiao Yi naturally didn't think that he would lose to a big stupid bear. He raised his fist and planned to meet him head-on.

A huge shock wave erupted between one person and one bear, and the Pearl was blown away.

"So far."

When the two were about to collide passionately, Lin Ling stopped him and teleported Xiong Da a thousand meters away.The next moment, there was only a loud "boom", and many runners who ran ahead flew into the sky and disappeared under the sky.

Xiao Yi, who stopped the attack, walked quickly to Lin Ling and asked, "What's wrong?"

"I heard that bears eat honey."

Lin Ling remembered that it was always played like this in cartoons.

"Want some honey?"

Xiao Yi wasn't too surprised by this, after all, this girl is a sweet tooth.

"Xiao Yiyi, do you know? The honey on the Internet always says that it does not add water or sugar, but when I buy it, I always feel that is not the case. So, I want to taste authentic honey."

Lin Ling said very seriously.

After all, many honey sellers are under the slogan of selling the whole family in fake death. When Lin Ling saw this bloody slogan, she bought 10 bottles and took it home when she was excited. As a result, she always felt different from what she imagined.

"Then shall we go find honey?"

Xiao Yi asked.

"Well, let Xiong Da take us to find it."

Lin Ling answered.

"Can you speak bear language?"

Xiao Yi asked.

"I won't, but the guides of An Yan and An Chen will."

Lin Ling took out Rebecca's handbook and showed it to Xiao Yi directly. It said that foreign pudding understood all languages, including animal language.

"The problem is that neither of them are there."

Xiao Yi reckons that this girl is probably going to punish her again.

"Hey Hey Hey."

Lin Ling didn't speak, but just made a little chicken with a wicked smile.

"Is this what you used to deal with An Yan last time?"

Xiao Yi asked, pointing to the circle of enchantment wrapped around Xiaojizai.

"Yes, please call it Iron Virgin."

Lin Ling loudly announced the name of her new trick.

"Can you stop talking?"

Xiao Yi raised her forehead, where did this girl get her nickname?It can't be taught by the Chinese teacher.

"Why are you acting like a junior high school student? Could it be that if you don't talk, the iron maiden doesn't exist?"

Lin Ling said that a steady social person should have a magnanimity to face everything.

"All right, all right, you're right, but what does this have to do with Iron Maiden?"

It's not that Xiao Yi can't hear this, but he just feels that this girl is letting herself go more and more, she really dares to say anything.

"No, I remembered, I still have a My Fair Lady setting, so it's better to change it."

Lin Ling thinks it's better to add some fig leaf to her iron virgin.

"Iron Maiden, Iron Maiden, IM, Instant Messaging, instant messaging, well, let's call it this from now on."

In this way, the official name of Lin Ling's iron maiden was set as Instant Messenger.

"..."

Xiao Yi did not comment on this, but silently apologized to all the communication software for the girl in his heart.

"Because my instant messenger is composed of enchantment powder, it is impossible for those bound by it to break through through brute force.

Moreover, my enchantment has a certain tracking ability, which is especially effective for things with relatively pure space-time energy, such as guides. "

Lin Ling explained.

In fact, Lin Ling also did experiments with Rebecca and Li Chade, and the results of the experiments were of course consistent with the above statement.

"Is this An Chen's guide?"

Xiao Yi looked at the little chick whose eyes, ears, nose and mouth were blocked from head to toe, and couldn't help sweating.

If this was a real chick, it would have died long ago.

"Yes, it's called Elizabeth Cumberbatch Chicken Breast."

Lin Ling picked up Dugu's encyclopedia and started to read it again.

"You arrested An Chen's guide like this, and he didn't even know?"

Xiao Yi was a little skeptical that his opponent didn't focus on intelligence.

"I put a substitute, you know, I have a lot of things like the core of time and space."

Lin Ling finished explaining, and then conjured a core of time and space, and then demonstrated to Xiao Yi how to make a substitute guide.

That is to paste a note with "chicken breast" on the core of time and space.

Xiao Yi decided to change the subject, because he didn't know whether to complain about the girl or An Chen.

After judging Xiao Yi's silence as no problem, Lin Ling was ready to call Chicken Breast to work: "You should know what you need to do, right?"

Chicken breast nods.

Lin Ling gently stroked the little chicken's head with her fingers and asked, "Then you should also know what will happen if you don't do it well?"

Chicken Breast nodded tremblingly.

Satisfied with the chicken breast's answer, Lin Ling continued to caress the chicken breast's belly and asked, "Tell me, am I being gentle to you?"

The chicken breast went into a seizure, not only the head of the chicken moved quickly, but also the body of the chicken swayed non-stop.

"Very well, let's go, I'll wait for your good news."

Lin Ling smiled and let go of the instant messaging of the chicken breast.

Just at this time, the big bear came back from a thousand meters away, so:

"giggle die"

"huhu"

"giggle die"

"hum"

……

After a meal with the chicken and the bear, the chicken breast came back to report the situation: "Xiong Da said that his wife is about to give birth, so he also wants to participate in the Martial Arts Cup."

Lin Ling asked, "Explain."

"If you win the championship in the Martial Arts Cup, you can enjoy eating the overlord's meal with your face, which happens to save a lot of money for milk powder."

Chicken Breast replied respectfully.

"Is this serious?"

Xiao Yi, who didn't want to speak, couldn't hold back, and asked again.

"Seriously, it seems that in the previous Budo Cup, those contestants have exhausted this mountain range, and the animals have nothing to eat, so they can only become vegetarians, but more animals have moved away from here.

But because Xiong Da's wife is pregnant, it's not enough to just be vegetarian, and she needs to eat something good. "

Chicken breast road.

Hearing what Chicken Breast said, Xiao Yi also realized that there are indeed few animals on this mountain range, but said: "Then why didn't Xiong Da move away?"

"Because after going down the mountain, I have to work in winter, so Xiong Da can't hibernate."

The chicken breast means that Xiong Da is also a poor bear forced by life.

(End of this chapter)