Douluo: My system is a bit awkward

Chapter 118 It turns out that this can cure constipation
"Let's go!" Flender waved his big hand, gave an order, and said to several people in high spirits.

The Seven Shrek Monsters and Sui Feng collectively rolled their eyes, but still picked up their posture and ran towards Tiandou City. With their previous experience in the Star Dou Forest and the two months of devil training, they are already familiar with running.

Looking at the distant figures of those children, facing the rising sun, stepping on the morning dew, running towards the sun, ah~ this is youth!

"Xiao Gang, and you old fellows, come get in the car!" Flender sighed, and said to the masters.

"Come, come, get in the car, Lao Shao, Lao Li, let's get in the car and play Doudizhu." Zhao Wou-ki pushed several people into the car, urging.

There is no way, when Sui Feng and Tang San Xiaowu fought against the landlord, Zao Wou-ki watched it a few times from the sidelines and tried two games himself, so he fell in love with this game deeply.

In addition, there was a big guy who would lose every bet, which once made Zhao Wou-ki unable to extricate himself.

At this time, taking advantage of the fact that there are still five days left before going to Heaven Dou City, Zhao Wuji couldn't wait to pull a few people into the car.

"Damn it, Old Zhao, I won't lose again this time, Old Li." Li Yusong of Qihun Emperor got into the car cursing.

"Hahaha, Lao Li, I'm a master at poker. Do you want to win? In your next life!" Zhao Wou-ki said with a proud smile. After all, he has played half a month longer than the three of them, and he is still a bit more experienced than them in terms of experience.

"Ah bah!" Li Yusong spat, "What the hell is a master? I beat masters!"

"Tch, brother Yu Song, then you should return the three gold soul coins and two silver soul coins that you owed me last time." Zhao Wou-ki glanced at the trembling Li Yusong.

Li Yusong immediately confessed, "Ahem, hey, what are you talking about, old Zhao? Isn't this a temporary tightness, let's go for a walk and play cards first."

Several people laughed and got into the large carriage, Master and Flender smiled helplessly, since Suifeng arrived at Shrek Academy, they found that it was not the students who changed, but the whole academy.

They don't know the name of the "fourth natural disaster", otherwise they would know that the "fourth natural disaster" is an existence that changes the world.

After a while, there were lively voices from several people in the carriage.

"Call the landlord!"

"Grab the landlord!"

"I rob!"

"No double!"

"double!"

"Super double!"

"Haha, Lao Li, do you still dare to be the master? There is no underwear left that I want you to lose!" Zhao Wou-ki looked at the cards in his hand and smiled wildly.

"Don't talk nonsense, right three!" Li Yusong said with a dark face.

"Yes five!"

Soon the number of cards for the few people became less and less, and Shao Xin of the food department had only one card left, and Li Yusong played four aces with a black face.

Zhao Wuji slapped his thigh and threw four twos. Li Yusong frowned, knowing that he was going to lose badly in this one. Looking at the four in his hand, he realized that this one might be over.

Zhao Wuji was beaming with joy, triumphant, "Hehe, Lao Li, you are bound to lose this time, if you win this game, I will run naked to Tiandou City!!! One piece of three."

Li Yusong's face became even darker now, and it was the worst thing to see a villain succeed, but there was nothing he could do at the moment.

"Hey, old Shao, I get three per card, you go." Zhao Wou-ki smiled and touched Shao Xin's shoulder.

Shao Xin frowned, a smile appeared on his fair face, and he slowly shook his head: "No."

"Ok?"

"Ok?"

The two looked at him suspiciously.

"Hey, big brother, did you make a mistake? I get three for one card!" Zhao Wou-ki jumped anxiously.

"Haha, I'm a four! I'm fucking winning! Old Zhao, hurry up and run for me!! Go naked!" Li Yusong threw down a four, and smiled happily, the wrinkles on his face showing .

"Hey, old Shao, what are you doing?" Zhao Wuji asked anxiously.

"Huh? It's nothing. Actually, I also want to see you running naked." Shao Xin slowly threw out a K in his hand, squinted his eyes, and said to Zhao Wou-ki with a smile.

Sure enough, squinting eyes are all black-bellied monsters.

"you!"

"What are you, you fucking run naked for me!" Li Yusong felt extremely happy at this moment, and let out a fierce breath.

Zhao Wou-ki wanted to cry at this moment, but if he knew, he would never say those insolent words, but would say: There is an inner ghost, terminate the transaction!
"Can you leave me some underpants?" Zhao Wou-ki said softly, tightening his "weak" body.

"Ahem, I'd better leave him some underpants, after all, it's not good to run out naked." Flender stroked his eyes and said with a smile.

Zhao Wou-ki quickly cast a grateful look at Flender.

"Go, I'd like to bet against a real man." The master also said seriously.

"En!" Zhao Wou-ki nodded fiercely, and shyly took off his clothes, revealing his strong muscles. Although he was short, his muscles were relatively developed.

Taking a deep breath, without doing anything else, under the eyes of several teachers and masters, Fleck resolutely rushed out of the carriage.

"Puff, hahaha~"

"Hahaha~"

The laughter in the carriage could no longer be held back, and they all laughed loudly and powerfully.

Zhao Wou-ki's face at this moment is as dark as Li Yusong's, no, even Li Yusong's before was three points darker.

But real men never care about the ridicule behind them!

Suifeng and the others were running earnestly along the way, cursing at the carriage behind them, but suddenly a naked and strong man wearing only a pair of underpants came out of it.

Taking a closer look, it turned out to be Zhao Wuji, this discovery surprised everyone.

"What the hell?" Oscar said in a daze.

"Huh? I don't know either?" Ma Hongjun was also a little confused at the moment.

"Couldn't it be that after Xiaofeng used the Broken Clothes Swordsmanship on Teacher Zhao before, Teacher Zhao awakened some strange habit?" Tang San looked at Suifeng suspiciously.

"Hmm~ I don't know either." Suifeng shook his head dully, how did he know why the well-behaved Teacher Zhao wanted to run naked.

Oh~ It's not streaking, after all, I'm still wearing a pair of underpants.

Several female students spit secretly, turned their heads blushing quickly, and ran towards Tiandou City with concentration, but the glances they cast back from time to time at that time proved how serious the women's curiosity was.

Zhao Wou-ki was a little shy at first, embarrassed, and couldn't let go, but after running for a while, and looking at the expressions of a few students, he felt shy and embarrassed, and suddenly healed up a lot.

Sure enough, there is a saying that is true, as long as you don't feel embarrassed, it will be someone else who is embarrassed.

Zhao Wou-ki trotted all the way, and said seriously to several people while running: "You don't understand, I am yearning for freedom, paying tribute to the ancient ancestors, our ancestors used to wear leaves like this, running in the forest , to hunt down the beast, and now many people forget.

Alas, we should yearn for freedom, these clothes only bind our nature, let's release our nature! "

The seven Shrek members shuddered in unison, quickly ran a few steps, and ran forward, feeling that Mr. Zhao had become a little perverted recently.

Does being single for a long time really make people perverted? ? ?
Suifeng now doubts whether this Zao Wou-ki was a tauren in his previous life.

In this way, five days passed, and on the night of the fifth day, several people finally saw the outline of Tiandou City in the distance.

Along the way, Zao Wou-ki was a real man, he ran naked when he said he wanted to. On the first afternoon, Shao Xin, Li Yusong, and Master Fred came down to persuade Zhao Wou-ki in turn.

Tell him to put on his clothes, it was just a joke before, but now Zhao Wuji is like a stubborn donkey, no matter how much he can persuade him, no matter what he says, he is determined to run naked to Tiandou City.

There were also many passers-by along the way, all of whom looked at this strong man running naked in surprise.

Ordinary people see this person running all the way, they should be a famous soul master, they don't dare to mess with him, they don't even dare to look at him, well, they can only sneak a few glances.

Sigh: The world is so big, full of wonders, so it's not just ordinary people, is the pressure of being a soul master so great?

And the soul master who happened to pass by, aware of Zao Wou-ki's terrifying prestige, did not dare to speak nonsense, and really did not dare to look randomly.

Seeing that this soul master dared to run naked in broad daylight, he probably had a brain problem. If he couldn't get it all right, he would be silenced by this powerful soul master with a bad brain, and there was no way to reason in the wild.

Among the soul masters, there are always two people with bad brains, or those who have a low smile, and they can't hold back their laughter, and then~
There were two more naked and trembling soul masters on the side of the road.

"Old Zhao, put it on, there is Heaven Dou City in front of you." Shao Xin handed the clothes to Zhao Wuji with some hot eyes.

Zhao Wou-ki took the clothes, he was a little bit reluctant, put on the clothes reluctantly, after putting on, he shrunk his neck, stretched his arms, kicked his legs, always feeling a little uncomfortable.

"Tsk tsk tsk, these clothes are really uncomfortable to wear, it's better not to wear them." Zhao Wou-ki said a little uncomfortable, and said to several people: "Hey, you guys should try it too, don't wear clothes, follow the wind The feeling of running is really exhilarating!"

"Next time, definitely next time!"

"As long as you are happy~"

Several people quickly took two steps back, waved their hands and refused.

"Hmph, you people~" Zhao Wuji said with his eyes wide open.

Suifeng and the others walked in, and wiped the sweat from their foreheads in embarrassment.

At this moment, Suifeng felt a little bit guilty in his heart, and always felt that this butterfly was jumping too happily?

Several people walked into Tiandou City, found a luxurious hotel, went up to Suifeng quickly, and opened separate rooms for everyone.

If that old stingy Flender was allowed to open it, there would definitely be three rooms open, and several people would be crowded together again.

Suifeng has always disliked sharing a bed with others, probably because of her insecurity.

Of course Tang San could barely accept it, after all they had been together for so many years.

Fred is also very happy, now he can even save the opening fee, and he can sleep in a big room for one person, so why not do it.

Several people washed up, changed their clothes, and walked out of the room refreshed. The original dusty and disheveled appearance disappeared.

A group of handsome men and beauties immediately attracted the attention of other passers-by, um~ but two of them seemed a little out of place.

Tang San: Mom sells batches
Ma Hongjun: Mom sells batches

Several people ate something casually in the hall, after eating, they did not immediately go to Tiandou Imperial Academy, nor did they contact Ning Rongrong.

Flender suggested: "This is the first time we come to Tiandou City, why not go to the Soul Arena to see if the Soul Arena is similar to our Soto City."

"Yeah, not bad, a good idea." Sui Feng immediately nodded in agreement.

The two looked at each other, and suddenly showed meaningful eyes, and the corners of their mouths raised.

The master thought for a while and nodded in agreement. This is a good idea. Now that nearly three months have passed, these children have all improved significantly, and of course Suifeng has the greatest improvement.

A full eighth level of soul power has been raised, eighth level of soul power in more than two months, four levels in one month, and one level in almost a week.

What kind of concept is this? When someone asked about Suifeng's two-month experience, Suifeng always shook his head with a smile, and said lightly: "It's nothing, I just went out to experience a circle.

Seeing that Suifeng was like this, everyone stopped asking questions and buried this question in their minds. As everyone knows, that experience was definitely full of hardships.

No one can easily raise the eighth level of soul power in more than two months, and Suifeng's martial soul happens to be the wind martial soul.

It can be referred to as: Level [-] Gale! (Friendly reminder: don't read backwards.)
Grandmaster led a few people to the Soul Fighting Field. The building of the Soul Fighting Field is easy to find. In the center of the city, the largest building is the Wuhun Hall, followed by the Soul Fighting Field.

Of course, Heaven Dou City is an exception, after all the Imperial Palace is also nearby.

Tiandou Royal Academy is not in the city center, but in the suburbs. After all, there is a mimetic practice field for fighting souls in the suburbs, which is helpful for soul masters to practice.

Walking into the tall and majestic fighting arena, there are familiar people coming and going, familiar hustle and bustle, full of voices, and it is very lively.

The master walked to the counter and started to discuss the battle with the staff, and Suifeng gave Flender a look, and the two walked towards the bathroom at the same time.

In a small room.

"Hey, Xiaofeng, how much will you bet this time?"

"Dean, this time, you can see if you can find someone with a higher level. When the odds are the highest, you can win all of them. Here is 100 million gold soul coins!"

"Gudu~ Do you want to make it so big? 100 million gold soul coins, a full 100 million gold soul coins~"

"Huh? A lot?"

"Ahem, okay, 100 million is 100 million!"

"Hey, Dean, your benefits will be indispensable at that time."

"hey-hey."

"hey-hey."

Soon, creepy laughter came from the cubicle.

After a while, the two returned to the Shrek team one after the other. They looked at them strangely and didn't say much.

After a few minutes, a bearded man walked out of the cubicle tremblingly, and walked out of the bathroom with weak legs.

The weakness of the legs is not a last resort in middle age, but the laughter of the two of them just now was too scary.

My eldest brother has been constipated for a week, so he wanted to come to the fighting spirit field to stimulate the stomach and intestines, so that he could pull out smoothly.

This was also told to him by his second uncle's cousin's distant cousin, so he came to the Soul Arena with the idea of ​​giving it a try.

But I didn't expect it! ! !
The effect is surprisingly good! ! !

(End of this chapter)