My daughter is amazing

Chapter 20

According to the description of the narration, this play is adapted from the real experience of Star Sword Princess, realistically, detailedly, thoroughly and profoundly depicting the performance of this peerless genius in the battle of fame: the defense of Qingquan City.

But it does not focus on showing her heroic appearance on the battlefield, but describes her other side outside the battlefield, showing her unknown side in life, and strives to restore a real star sword girl.

Just like that, when the performance started and the actors appeared on stage, Luo Er's eyes widened in an instant.

A burly and powerful tank jumped onto the stage with a bang.

'Her' hair was dyed in various colors, matching the color of the woven bag; her face was heavily made up, like combat camouflage; a dirty long dress for women was almost torn by the muscles of her body.

More importantly, the stubble on his face was not even shaved...

"Aww! My eyes!"

"Ahh! Blind! Blind!"

The audience in the audience wailed.

Luo Er also had an urge to poke his eyes.

Tank was not affected by the audience in the audience. He raised his chest and raised his head. With two fingers, he picked up a strand of hair on his pectoral muscles and began to chant:

"I, the brightest star in the empire, wake up every day, and I will be overwhelmed by my beauty..."

"Hey~Why am I so beautiful? Hey~Why am I so dazzling?"

"Nah na na na na na~"

Old sonar.

With just one appearance, half of the audience was scared away.

Luo Er didn't run away, he was in a better state of mind, he forcibly restrained the urge to poke his eyes blind, and looked at it as an absurd comedy.

The following plot is also really absurd. With a group of middle-aged and elderly actors in their forties and fifties appearing on the stage, "Sword of the Stars" quickly unfolds a poignant sadomasochism. Simply put, it is walking back and forth with five or six licking dogs.

Even if the plot is nonsense, the chanting is particularly shocking:

"Ah! Miss Shining Star! Ah! You are the light in the sky! Ah! You are the meaning of my life! Ahhhhhh!"

"(((((((((na))))))))"

Luo Er was funny in the audience, and the skin was burnt and the meat was tender, and he had a special sour experience.

If one must find an advantage for this show, Luo Er thinks it can only be the tank who plays the star sword girl.

Although his image may not be very realistic, but he is very serious and hardworking. Every action, every sentence, is poured with emotion and soul. There is no laughter or stage fright, and he is more invested than the others.

If he plays a character that fits the image seriously, the perception may be much better.

Finally, this shocking farce finally came to an end, and the actors took the stage collectively with a sense of ritual, expressing their thanks to the remaining audience.

It was only then that Luo Er noticed that apart from himself, there were actually more than ten spectators left in the audience?They are all young people in their twenties, the kind who are stupefied.

No way?Does this show have an audience?No way no way?

Luo Er was wondering, when he heard the leader of the young people scolding out of righteous indignation:

"You bastards! How dare you slander my beloved Sword Fairy like this!"

Others followed suit and scolded:

"Yes, yes! It is impossible for our Lord Jian Ji to fall in love with someone! It is impossible for her to fall in love with other people!"

"How dare you discredit Master Jian Ji, she might have a private meeting with someone in the toilet? She doesn't even need to go to the toilet..."

Luo Er was stunned when he heard it. What people care about is not the overall plot, nor the powerful star sword girl, nor the clumsy performance, but the interpersonal relationship in it?

This smell is a bit familiar...

The old fan circle.

The young people below scolded severely, but the actors above were scolded obediently and did not return their words.

But after they scolded for a while, they actually felt that the scolding was not enough, and they picked up their chairs one after another, a little bit wanting to do it.

It's not good to beat people after scolding them all, isn't it?

Luo Er was a little hesitant to stop it.

But someone moved faster than him.

A petite figure rushed out from the background, holding a wooden prop sword in his hand, and bravely stood in front of the 'Star Sword Fairy'.

"Don't hit my dad!"

This is a dark, thin and short little girl, wearing a dirty skirt, but her eyes are shining with determination.

Not cute.

But brave.

It's a pity that courage failed to bring her strength. A young man who had already climbed onto the stage kicked her into a corner.

"Ellie!"

'Star Sword Fairy' looked nervous and clenched his fists tightly, but an old man in his 50s next to him grabbed him and shook his head silently at him.

At this time, there was a muffled 'whoosh' sound from the auditorium, and a chair drew an arc and hit the young man's head accurately.

He didn't say a word, and passed out directly.

Everyone looked back.

"bui!"

Luo Er spat and gave the group of young people a thumbs down, pulling the hatred over in an instant.

There was a fierce red light in the eyes of the young people, they picked up their chairs and rushed up to reason with Luo Er frantically.

It's a pity that Luo Er's reasoning is stronger, and he persuaded them all in two or three strokes, and they all fell to the ground.

But even so, they still struggled hard on the ground, wanting to argue with Luo Er again.

"Are the folk customs here so simple?"

Luo Er couldn't help but feel that something was wrong, so he kicked them one by one to make them stop.

Then he saw those actors also holding various props and rushing towards him with red eyes.

Only 'Star Sword Fairy' was an exception, he seemed to be caught in some kind of strange tangle, his body was struggling in place, his expression was ferocious and painful.

It's like the brain is saying: "Quick! Come on!"

The body is saying, "No! You don't want to!"

Maybe it's because the little black and thin girl was hugging his calf tightly?

"It's the fourth time. It's definitely not a coincidence."

"I hope nothing serious..."

Luo Er whispered something to himself, and then tried his best to persuade the actors with soft words.

'Star Sword Fairy' also fell silent, covering her head with her hands, rolling on the ground.

It took a few minutes before he calmed down. With a pale face and sweat, he slowly got up from the ground, and then looked down at his casserole-sized slap.

"I... what's wrong with me?"

His daughter took out a handkerchief from her bosom and carefully wiped the sweat from his forehead.

Rolle looked sour.

The other actors also came back to their senses one after another, looking at the bruises and panda eyes on each other's faces, as well as the mess around them, with bewildered expressions.

"Let's go to church first. I happen to know a doctor. I hope he's still on duty."

Rolle suggested.

(End of this chapter)