Chapter 70
"And then? Sir? What happened then?"

Beside the drunk, a child full of innocence and sloppy eyes tugged on the drunk's clothes, even though his hands were dirty and his nostrils were filled with the bad smell of alcohol.

The drunk man slumped on a boulder, took a sip of wine, shook his head and said inarticulately.

"Ah, then... what happened then?"

He muttered, hiccupped, as if breaking out of his intoxication for a moment, he stood up and laughed loudly.

"I ended the demon war! Hahahaha! I... I drove them all, all to Wuyin Mountain... I am a hero, a hero who should be admired by all people!"

But after he finished speaking, he shook his head and slapped himself with a wave of his hand. Cloudy tears fell from the corners of his eyes, and he broke down and cried bitterly.

"No... I killed them, I am a sinner! I am guilty! I am sorry for them!"

The child was so frightened that he was at a loss, so he had to hide aside, grabbing a fruit in his hand, in case this mentally abnormal guy suddenly violently hurt others.

The drunk man was tired from crying, collapsed on the ground, looked up at the sky blankly, and took a sip of wine.

The child thought that this person should stop making trouble now, so he boldly stepped forward, shook the drunk man's shoulder, and kept asking questions.

"And what happened then, sir? What happened then?"

"Later..."

The drunk man said hoarsely. "Later, I killed everyone... Dead, all dead!"

The drunk simply lay down on the stone man, closed his eyes, and fell asleep after being tired.

The child scratched his head, and some of the bosses were not happy. The story stopped in the middle, which was really unbearable. He wanted to finish listening to the story...even if the narrator of the story was a well-known liar and drunkard.

Every child in the town was nagged by his mother when he was in Tonghui, he must stay away from this liar Taoist, otherwise he will be tricked into the mountains by the liar Taoist and eaten!
But the child is not afraid, he is used to being alone since he was a child, and he doesn't listen to his mother's nagging, so naturally he is not afraid.

What's more, it's a troublesome thing for this liar Taoist to get drunk and pass out in front of him.The child is also stubborn, determined to wait for the Taoist to wake up, and then continue to pester him to finish the story.

Looking around, the child found a few fruits, sat on the ground, leaned against the tree and fell asleep...

When he woke up again, the child looked at the boulder, the Taoist had already left at some point, the footprints on the road were still fresh, and the Taoist also picked up all the fruits the child picked up, and the time to leave was not too long. long.

The child chased after him without even thinking about it. On the way, he saw a fruit that was discarded after a few bites. He gritted his teeth, thinking that this Taoist must be not far ahead.

The taste of this fruit is very sour. If you eat it normally, you will feel numbness in your mouth, refreshing your mind, but if a drunk person eats it, your mouth will not feel numbness. The bitterness rushing to the top of the head will stimulate the drunk to want to vomit.This is also the raw material of hangover soup made in some restaurants to drive away alcoholics. It is cheap but effective.

At this time, it should be close to dusk, the sun has begun to fall slowly, and the cicadas in the forest are no longer restless, only the sound of stepping on the mountain path and causing the plants to make a rustling sound.

Suddenly, the child heard someone singing loudly in front of him...

"Skynet is restored... Sparse but leaky..."

"Skynet is restored... Sparse but leaky..."

"Skynet is restored... Sparse but leaky..."

The person who sang was naturally the Taoist priest.

The child stepped forward angrily, pointed at the Taoist priest and cursed.

"You bastard! Steal my fruit quietly! Don't tell that story! I will never let you go!"

The Taoist stared blankly, looked at the child, but suddenly smiled.

The Taoist turned around and sang again.

"Then let's pay the bill first!"

PS: It’s actually unfinished, let’s make up a chapter...

PS: People who have seen the previous ones should have almost forgotten it (sweating).I was really surprised and moved to see that there are still people urging me to change it, so I decided...a thousand words...

(Because the current plot of Wushan Five Elements really has nothing to expand on, and my previous settings are just my own crookedness. Finally, I sincerely thank you. In order to protect your eyes that have finally forgotten the plot, please do Don’t go back to the previous content again! Wipe away sweat)

(End of this chapter)

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