Stratholme God

Chapter 185 I'm Too Difficult
If you change to another elf, you definitely don't know what the [Egg Exchange Period] is.

However, Vereesa has been hanging around with McDonald recently. Just yesterday when she inspected the Trident Legion with McDonald, she must have heard the words of some extremely chaotic guys.

Restore the situation at that time as follows:
【Freedom Blue Bird】Using common language: "Hey, tomorrow we will fight off the orcs, will there be a beautiful elf girl coming to give you a hug?"

[Junchen Tianya]: "Cut, the virtue of having long ears, just treat us as maggots. Don't even think about it. What's more, what's so good about women? Women will only slow down the speed of my sword drawing."

"That's right, just treat yourself as [Egg Exchange Period]."

At this time, a female operator [Rainy Night Black Cat] came over: "What is [Egg Exchange Period]?"

The two old color critics immediately became serious.

[Junchen Tianya]: "Women have big aunts, but men can't have [egg exchange period]?"

[Freedom Blue Bird] Singing together: "Yes, it's like changing teeth when we were young. A man's balls will fall off on their own every once in a while, and then grow new ones..."

[Rainy Night Black Cat] was stunned: "Really?"

Just when she wanted to ask in detail, the two bastards became more serious.

"I can't go into details!"

"We are the ones who signed the [99 Agreement]!"

Girls really don't understand this topic, after all, there are differences in physiological structure between men and women.

What's more, what is the [99 agreement], once you hear it, you will be tall!

When all the men solemnly refused to disclose more and talked about the [1999 agreement] seriously, [Rainy Night Black Cat] was confused.

(The 1999 agreement refers to a group of funny nonsense, saying that the earth was invaded by aliens in 1999, and a group of middle-aged and second-year-olds came forward to successfully defend the earth. Afterwards, [group amnestics] were used to erase the memories of all non-combatants Eliminated. The combatants then signed a non-disclosure agreement, vowing not to reveal the truth about that battle.)
Well, not to mention Vereesa of different races, many human women are blindfolded by these funny boys.

Perhaps, this is the tacit understanding of men!

As the most curious and active Vereesa among the three Windrunner sisters, she was out of McDonald's sight for more than an hour that day, but unfortunately her eavesdropping was discovered by the sand sculpture players, and the sand sculptures collectively played a trick on her.

Whether others believe it or not, she believes it anyway.

At this time, McDonnell was forced to tell the "fact" that he was in the "egg exchange period", and he wanted to express that he was very painful.

Who knew that Vereesa was so affectionate, her small mouth was slightly opened, she struggled to speak, and finally made a solemn promise: "I will wait for you."

"Cough! This..."

[If you dare to play with Vereesa's feelings, I'll kill you... ah! 】Queen Xi's "Death Curse Version" Whisper of the Wind, was interrupted by her elder sister before she finished speaking.

System prompt: [Aurelia launched (coercive gaze) on Cirvanas, Cirvanas failed the mental test, and Cylvanas fell into a low-key latent state. 】

McDonald was speechless, what did I do?

Why didn't I do anything, and suddenly fell into the scene of Baixue?

Obviously I came first?
Please, even if you call me a scumbag, please let me get rid of my virginity first!
……

In the midst of doubting his life, McDonald finally survived the fourth dance in embarrassment.

At the dance that night, McDonald refused to dance any more.

If you just spend the night peacefully like this, forget it.

After finally sneaking out of the terrace to catch his breath, he ran into the old elf priest Von der Lore.

The old man didn't make things difficult for McDonnell, but said that he loved Liadrin, his adopted daughter and disciple, very much, but revealed that he and Faol were pen pals and had been friends for a long time.

Even if he didn't say anything, McDonald could understand what he meant - he was forced by the Sun King to sell his adopted daughter before, which was helpless.If you treat her well, I have nothing to say, but if you start messing around and end up abandoning her, don't blame me for suing your godfather.

a bolt from the blue!

Suddenly I feel that the musicians on the elf side are very annoying. Can't they play some Yangjian BGM all night long?
If he doesn't marry Princess Kalia, the future Lich King Arthas will kill him in a few minutes!
If he marries Kalia, maybe Vereesa will die or live, and the three Windrunner sisters will come to assassinate him!
In case he couldn't hold back and made Liadrin, would all the paladins have to use holy light to purify him?

God!I am too difficult!
Even if you ask me to ask for "everything in purple and red and a little bit of green", can't you have a [trial size] of 800 yuan first?

You buy and sell like this, you are selling sliced ​​cakes!

I don't feel tired anymore!
Back at the mansion temporarily vacated by the great magister Belovar as the [State Guest House], MacDonald saw a long-horned red-haired lady who helped intimidate the Sun King and the Silver Moon Council, sleeping bored on the gold coin he specially prepared. On the bed, I suddenly had an idea - even if I press F to enter the mobile fortress, it is better than the Shura field just now.

Say nothing!
Go to sleep and find Mr. Fukada in your dream!
When he woke up the next day, McDonald immediately realized that the so-called hospitality of the elves was actually quite limited.

No elf would sincerely confess their human beings as masters.

Originally, I wanted to spend my fortune and do a big sweeps, buying up all the magic items on the market.

Maybe it was because he was too arrogant yesterday, shaking some poor elves out of internal injuries, and when they went to the auction house today, they all said that the goods were off the shelves, or that a certain nobleman had already placed a deposit for this thing.

There are only some rubbish things left, and two extra zeros are marked in front of the decimal point for him to see.

Nima, isn't this a scam?
As a qualified Shenhao, the worst thing to see is being cheated.

Seeing the frequent pop-up windows of the system [Prohibit the purchase of XX products with a premium of 10000%], McDonnell felt annoyed.

No fun, let's go!

He just received an inquiry from Lothar asking when he could return to the division. McDonald simply bid farewell to the Sun King on the grounds that he wanted to lead troops to participate in the counterattack against the orcs.

After some hypocritical business bragging.

The elves who wished for the humans to get out, and the humans who didn't want to stay longer, just parted ways.

At the same time when the human army began to withdraw, many elves in Silvermoon City noticed a strange phenomenon - those elves who participated in the Alliance Expeditionary Army left with their families behind them, and many of them even urgently sold their belongings in Silvermoon City family property.

In this regard, the explanation given by the parliament is that it is suspected that the orcs came to the planet Azeroth through a giant portal. If the portal cannot be destroyed, what this part of the expeditionary force will carry out may be a decades-long mission. For garrison missions, in order to avoid the separation of relatives, members of the expeditionary force are allowed to bring their families.

Most elves believed it.

One hundred thousand of the 15 troops evacuated first.

The remaining 5 people took nearly 2000 elves (more than [-] rangers, and the rest were relatives with certain combat effectiveness), all the way south.

When the large army came to the north of the Northland Fortress, many elves were moved to tears when they saw the horrible scene in front of them.

That is [Jingguan] made of nearly 20 orc and troll heads!
(End of this chapter)