Stratholme God
Chapter 798 Trojan Horse
Chapter 798 Trojan Horse
The dirty god warlock summoned the brother-type demons quite smoothly, and there were also imps, but they couldn't get the succubus.
Why?
Could it be that proper dirty jokes can tease girls, but dirty jokes can only tease men?
Cough!
no one knows.
This does not hinder the progress of the plan.
[Scorching Dawn in the Sky] Solemnly commanded the dirty gods: "We will find ways to hold down individual heroes, but there are only two at most. If there are more, we can only rely on your summoning skills."
The Dirty God [Freedom Blue Bird] nodded violently: "Well, if you don't limit the means..."
[Zhuo Xiao] Head full of black lines: "Wait, what are you guys doing?"
[Jun Muqi]: "For your three views, don't ask. We only guarantee that we will never pull our hips at critical times."
"..."
Perhaps, this is why McDonald can tolerate them until now.
It was daytime, but there was a violent thunderstorm.
The undead do not rely on their eyesight to see things, but the elemental disturbance brought by the heavy rain will affect the soul vision of the undead.
The thunder light in the dense dark clouds also affected the judgment of the Lich who was in charge of the magic barrier of Naxxramas.
[Gustav] The 7.6-ton shell of the cannon drew a perfect curve under the cover of thunderclouds, and crashed into Naxxramas [-] meters away.
As soon as the huge shell entered the shield range of the fortress, there was a loud "bang" immediately, and the shield made of death magic immediately exploded like fireworks.And amidst the sparks flying in all directions, the kinetic energy on the huge shells was still overflowing, and they continued to march towards this huge fortress.
"Boom!" The northeast corner of Naxxramas immediately collapsed a large area, from the outer wall to the inner, let alone tens of thousands of square meters were affected.
Kel'Thuzad suddenly felt shaken, and the ghostly fire in his eyes: "Again!?"
Old friends, we know each other well.
But there are some things you can't prevent if you don't know them.
The alliance's artillery is so powerful and huge.
In the past, the successful defense relied on capturing the movement of the shells, allowing the high-level lich to gather enough death energy in advance to meet the shells in a point-to-point manner.
Now the visibility of the undead's horizon is less than [-] meters, so what a fart!
Mr. Ke gritted his teeth: "All the energy is lost to the protective shield. The fortress climbed rapidly and got out of the effective range of the alliance artillery as soon as possible."
Normally, this works fine.
Gustav is not an anti-aircraft gun, the limit is almost 45 degrees to the ground when the muzzle is lifted, no matter how high it is, the parabola is difficult for an expert like gunner Willie to calculate accurately.
In fact, in the end, the three Gustav cannons fired in succession, and they were hit by one shot.
The next shot was two hours away.
Of course, in addition to Gustav, there are also some cannons over 400mm following.However, with the shield fully activated in the Naxxramas Fortress, and a large number of ice dragons and gargoyles flying out to cover, the effect is not good.
When the flying fortress was in chaos, a group of sneaky guys rushed straight to the power furnace.
"Wait! Who are you? Where is your master?" A necromancer passing by suddenly felt something was wrong.
Of the group of guys in front of them, although the one in the lead had an evil aura all over his body, there was a clear difference between the aura of a demon warlock and a necromancer after all.I don’t feel it when I feel it from a distance, but it’s gone when I feel it carefully.
What's more, the things behind this man in black robe are theoretically zombies, with the agile steps of death knight level, no matter how you look at it, it doesn't look right.
What he was waiting for was the mourning combo of [Peace and Mind] plus [Pyro-Explosion].
Not one, not two, but... five fireball gods!
Among the elite operators, there are now more than [-] people whose strength has reached the level of a "one-strike master".Poor guy, obviously a high-ranking necromancer, stared in despair at the five fireballs that were bigger than carriages, and he only had time to let out a scream before he was gone.
I don't know if this cursed cultist doesn't even have much ashes left, whether his master is still willing or able to resurrect him as a lich.
The large-scale cover song finally caught the attention of the undead.
A group of banshees in a half-spirit state came over.
These banshees with disheveled hair and fierce eyes smelled the breath of life among the group.
Compared with ordinary undead who pursue flesh and blood, the banshee prefers to erode people's hearts and devour those souls that exude fear.
When they flew over, they could easily sense the fear of some people on the opposite side.
There was a dark crescent in the mouth on the seemingly pretty white face, and the mouth that was grinning all the way to the ears was full of contemptuous sneers.
"No one can live happily ever after!"
The banshee screamed and rushed over with her fangs and claws.
Who knows, get through the initial panic.
The group of guys on the opposite side took out large pipes with a cross-section that looked a bit like briquettes.
[GC Express]: "Fuck, [jab] is still anti-ghost?"
[Lazy Bed]: "Damn it! World War II-level anti-aircraft weapons, which one is serious!?"
After all, the guy immediately pulled the trigger.
The jab thing is to shoot a large cluster of short-range rockets in one breath.
Generally speaking, there is nothing to do with ghosts.
Just like the guy said.
There are no serious players under McDonald.
Look carefully!
The warhead of each jab rocket is a magical crystal!
As we all know, in Azeroth, elemental damage can hit ghosts.
One shot of [Jab] would probably lose a year's salary of an upright Dalaran qualified magnate.
But what did you see those guys doing?
He meowed like fireworks!
Hundreds of thousands of small rockets poured towards dozens of banshees in one breath!
That picture is so beautiful.
Probably, this is something that came out of the Rabbit's family who suffered from [Insufficient Firepower Phobia].
Gothick the Reaper was the first hero to arrive, but he wasn't that strong.Before he was alive, he entered the realm of the great mage, but he was careless by taking drugs.
This guy is a boss who relies on crowd tactics to make a living.
【gavemepower】: "Coincidentally, we like this too."
A large group of professional sand sculpture players rushed up, screaming, and fought with Gothick's little brother.
More sand sculpture players still rushed straight towards the power furnace.
"That's it!"
At the same time as a cold and piercing voice came, there was also a terrifying [Shadow Rain of Arrows].
This kind of stuff, which is like a dark energy version of Gatling, immediately wiped out the players who rushed to the front.
"I leave it to you, [Jun Chen]!" [Zhuo Xiao] shouted.
"okay!"
A group of foul gods suddenly began to cast spells.
Just above the head of the black witch, the foul gods seemed to lift the entire lair of slime monsters into the air, and smashed hundreds of slime monsters towards Farina.An army of transparent green slime monsters poured down from midair, forming a waterfall, and Farina was washed away before she had time to react.
"What a tragedy!" [Junchen] suddenly cried out.
"how?"
"I'm afraid this is the most uncomfortable rush I've ever had?"
【Zhuo Xiao】:? ? ?
"Originally, I planned to record the black witch as a side dish. There are too many slime monsters, and I feel like I will rush to the slime monsters from now on."
"Gan!"
Is this "often being incompatible with the dirty gods because they are not perverted enough"?
(End of this chapter)
The dirty god warlock summoned the brother-type demons quite smoothly, and there were also imps, but they couldn't get the succubus.
Why?
Could it be that proper dirty jokes can tease girls, but dirty jokes can only tease men?
Cough!
no one knows.
This does not hinder the progress of the plan.
[Scorching Dawn in the Sky] Solemnly commanded the dirty gods: "We will find ways to hold down individual heroes, but there are only two at most. If there are more, we can only rely on your summoning skills."
The Dirty God [Freedom Blue Bird] nodded violently: "Well, if you don't limit the means..."
[Zhuo Xiao] Head full of black lines: "Wait, what are you guys doing?"
[Jun Muqi]: "For your three views, don't ask. We only guarantee that we will never pull our hips at critical times."
"..."
Perhaps, this is why McDonald can tolerate them until now.
It was daytime, but there was a violent thunderstorm.
The undead do not rely on their eyesight to see things, but the elemental disturbance brought by the heavy rain will affect the soul vision of the undead.
The thunder light in the dense dark clouds also affected the judgment of the Lich who was in charge of the magic barrier of Naxxramas.
[Gustav] The 7.6-ton shell of the cannon drew a perfect curve under the cover of thunderclouds, and crashed into Naxxramas [-] meters away.
As soon as the huge shell entered the shield range of the fortress, there was a loud "bang" immediately, and the shield made of death magic immediately exploded like fireworks.And amidst the sparks flying in all directions, the kinetic energy on the huge shells was still overflowing, and they continued to march towards this huge fortress.
"Boom!" The northeast corner of Naxxramas immediately collapsed a large area, from the outer wall to the inner, let alone tens of thousands of square meters were affected.
Kel'Thuzad suddenly felt shaken, and the ghostly fire in his eyes: "Again!?"
Old friends, we know each other well.
But there are some things you can't prevent if you don't know them.
The alliance's artillery is so powerful and huge.
In the past, the successful defense relied on capturing the movement of the shells, allowing the high-level lich to gather enough death energy in advance to meet the shells in a point-to-point manner.
Now the visibility of the undead's horizon is less than [-] meters, so what a fart!
Mr. Ke gritted his teeth: "All the energy is lost to the protective shield. The fortress climbed rapidly and got out of the effective range of the alliance artillery as soon as possible."
Normally, this works fine.
Gustav is not an anti-aircraft gun, the limit is almost 45 degrees to the ground when the muzzle is lifted, no matter how high it is, the parabola is difficult for an expert like gunner Willie to calculate accurately.
In fact, in the end, the three Gustav cannons fired in succession, and they were hit by one shot.
The next shot was two hours away.
Of course, in addition to Gustav, there are also some cannons over 400mm following.However, with the shield fully activated in the Naxxramas Fortress, and a large number of ice dragons and gargoyles flying out to cover, the effect is not good.
When the flying fortress was in chaos, a group of sneaky guys rushed straight to the power furnace.
"Wait! Who are you? Where is your master?" A necromancer passing by suddenly felt something was wrong.
Of the group of guys in front of them, although the one in the lead had an evil aura all over his body, there was a clear difference between the aura of a demon warlock and a necromancer after all.I don’t feel it when I feel it from a distance, but it’s gone when I feel it carefully.
What's more, the things behind this man in black robe are theoretically zombies, with the agile steps of death knight level, no matter how you look at it, it doesn't look right.
What he was waiting for was the mourning combo of [Peace and Mind] plus [Pyro-Explosion].
Not one, not two, but... five fireball gods!
Among the elite operators, there are now more than [-] people whose strength has reached the level of a "one-strike master".Poor guy, obviously a high-ranking necromancer, stared in despair at the five fireballs that were bigger than carriages, and he only had time to let out a scream before he was gone.
I don't know if this cursed cultist doesn't even have much ashes left, whether his master is still willing or able to resurrect him as a lich.
The large-scale cover song finally caught the attention of the undead.
A group of banshees in a half-spirit state came over.
These banshees with disheveled hair and fierce eyes smelled the breath of life among the group.
Compared with ordinary undead who pursue flesh and blood, the banshee prefers to erode people's hearts and devour those souls that exude fear.
When they flew over, they could easily sense the fear of some people on the opposite side.
There was a dark crescent in the mouth on the seemingly pretty white face, and the mouth that was grinning all the way to the ears was full of contemptuous sneers.
"No one can live happily ever after!"
The banshee screamed and rushed over with her fangs and claws.
Who knows, get through the initial panic.
The group of guys on the opposite side took out large pipes with a cross-section that looked a bit like briquettes.
[GC Express]: "Fuck, [jab] is still anti-ghost?"
[Lazy Bed]: "Damn it! World War II-level anti-aircraft weapons, which one is serious!?"
After all, the guy immediately pulled the trigger.
The jab thing is to shoot a large cluster of short-range rockets in one breath.
Generally speaking, there is nothing to do with ghosts.
Just like the guy said.
There are no serious players under McDonald.
Look carefully!
The warhead of each jab rocket is a magical crystal!
As we all know, in Azeroth, elemental damage can hit ghosts.
One shot of [Jab] would probably lose a year's salary of an upright Dalaran qualified magnate.
But what did you see those guys doing?
He meowed like fireworks!
Hundreds of thousands of small rockets poured towards dozens of banshees in one breath!
That picture is so beautiful.
Probably, this is something that came out of the Rabbit's family who suffered from [Insufficient Firepower Phobia].
Gothick the Reaper was the first hero to arrive, but he wasn't that strong.Before he was alive, he entered the realm of the great mage, but he was careless by taking drugs.
This guy is a boss who relies on crowd tactics to make a living.
【gavemepower】: "Coincidentally, we like this too."
A large group of professional sand sculpture players rushed up, screaming, and fought with Gothick's little brother.
More sand sculpture players still rushed straight towards the power furnace.
"That's it!"
At the same time as a cold and piercing voice came, there was also a terrifying [Shadow Rain of Arrows].
This kind of stuff, which is like a dark energy version of Gatling, immediately wiped out the players who rushed to the front.
"I leave it to you, [Jun Chen]!" [Zhuo Xiao] shouted.
"okay!"
A group of foul gods suddenly began to cast spells.
Just above the head of the black witch, the foul gods seemed to lift the entire lair of slime monsters into the air, and smashed hundreds of slime monsters towards Farina.An army of transparent green slime monsters poured down from midair, forming a waterfall, and Farina was washed away before she had time to react.
"What a tragedy!" [Junchen] suddenly cried out.
"how?"
"I'm afraid this is the most uncomfortable rush I've ever had?"
【Zhuo Xiao】:? ? ?
"Originally, I planned to record the black witch as a side dish. There are too many slime monsters, and I feel like I will rush to the slime monsters from now on."
"Gan!"
Is this "often being incompatible with the dirty gods because they are not perverted enough"?
(End of this chapter)
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