I'm not a savior
Chapter 321 Coffee Shop
Chapter 321 Coffee Shop
Zuo Si looked around at this clown who didn't look too funny.
Although he was dressed as a clown, he himself was not that funny. Relatively speaking, this man wore an exquisite suit and combed his hair meticulously. He looked very energetic and even a little serious.
He just stood there and smiled, which made people feel clean and warm. Zuo Si felt that instead of being a clown, he might as well be a psychiatrist, that way he would definitely achieve greater achievements.
"You want to learn from me?" Zuo Si rolled his eyes, he felt a little disturbed, did he look so much like a funny star?Isn't this a little too stupid?
"Yes, I think I can learn something from you."
The clown continued to speak seriously, but this also made Zuo Si even more upset.
It was as if he was telling him, "That's right sir, it's you, the real clown."
"Sorry, I'm not a professional." Zuo Si waved his hand, he was a little annoyed, and then walked away.
But the clown still followed him steadfastly: "But you do look like a..."
He didn't finish this sentence, but Zuo Si could roughly imagine what this man was going to say in the second half of the sentence.
More veins popped up on Zuo Si's forehead, so Zuo Si planned to tell the clown to dismiss the clown:
"I am an alien who descended on this planet, and I am now looking for the demon that can destroy your world, please leave me alone."
After Zuo Si uttered such a long paragraph, the clown fell into a very obvious daze.
Afterwards, the clown burst out laughing immediately. He laughed very happily, and looked a little reckless.
Zuo Si only felt that there were more veins on his forehead.
"If you're really not an expert at this, you must be a genius at being funny—it's so funny that you're saying things like that with a serious face."
Zuo Si: "..."
I'm not fucking killing you and me today...
"Let me tell you, when I was in other places before, I killed many guys, including many powerful creatures." Zuo Si changed his expression again, this time his expression became more serious. Gritting his teeth, it seemed like you wanted to say something more, and I beat you to death on the spot, "I was in my place at the time, beating from the south of the city to the north of the city. I don’t know how many people, without blinking an eye.”
"Wow~" The clown elongated his voice, and he let out a long sigh of emotion, "Aren't your eyes sore?"
Zuo Si: "..."
well!My mother gave you face today!I can't kill you!
Zuo Si swung his arms and rolled up his sleeves and wanted to beat someone up, but he soon found that a lot of onlookers had gathered around him. This group of people watched the interaction between Zuo Si and the clown with great interest, which made Zuo Si I felt like if I really got into a fight with this clown on the street, then the next day he might become popular all over the world.
So Zuo Si, who gritted his teeth, could only swallow his anger:
"Okay, then take me to a quiet place first."
"of course can."
The clown said with a smile.
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"My name is Zhou Ke, and I'm just a little-known clown. I'm currently working on comedy, which belongs to cultivation." The clown looked at Zuo Si with a smile, and the corner of Zuo Si's mouth twitched unconsciously—you said your name clearly. Is the clown getting it soon...
But this clown seems to be surprisingly rich, Zuo Si asked the clown to take him to a quiet place, but the clown brought Zuo Si directly to such an elegant coffee shop, according to Zuo Si's own observation and the past Based on his life experience, this kind of coffee shop is probably only a place chosen by those very rich guys.
Could it be that this person is a rich second generation?
But even if he was a rich second generation, this couldn't stop Zuo Si from wanting to beat him up.
So after arriving here, Zuo Si didn't pay much attention to the clown at all, he just asked the waiter for a tablet, and then began to read the funny content of this world.
Zuo Si quickly scanned around, and he felt that the funny content here was not much different from his previous one.
These include what pets fail to sell cute, traditional jokes, and ghost videos with absurd flavors-such as what I am your big brother and 24 years old is a student and so on.
However, Zuo Si somehow felt that something was missing here.
He continued to scroll down and saw a funny video with a high number of clicks, the content of which seemed to be a mixture of audio and text.
Zuo Si was a little curious, he opened this funny video, and glanced at the contents:
"I am Ah Wen's grandma. How did you educate Ah Wen? He called me a fool."
The content in the video is probably the content of a social software. One of the old people is questioning the school teacher with voice. Her tone is very old. From the voice, the ability to choose words and make sentences is not very strong. I think she is young. It is probably useless to talk like this when I was in the past, and I don’t know how to accuse others in this situation.
Her voice was a little trembling, but there was a bit of a crying voice in her tone, but coupled with her serious voice and inelegant words and sentences, the content of the whole video was full of absurd sense of comedy, The producer of this video also added canned laughter that is not very pleasant but very absurd in the bgm, which makes the content of the entire video laughable.
Most of the comments below thought it was funny, and they were arranged in a huge pile. Zuo Si didn't know how much energy this would bring to the world, but he frowned instinctively.
Before Zuo Si had time to react, he suddenly noticed that the clown over there stood up.
He walked to Zuo Si's side with a smile, and said with a faint smile:
"It's interesting, isn't it?"
No.
Zuo Si rolled his eyes and didn't say much.
"This world is full of laughter and laughter, I like it very much." The clown walked into the hall with steps that seemed to be dancing, "However, it has become more and more difficult to make laughter recently. Most people don't seem to Why do I want to laugh so much, that's why I came out to find out what can make people laugh."
Zuo Si glanced at the clown.
Yo, you guys are quite noble.
He complained in his heart, but before he finished thinking about this sentence, Zuo Si saw a waiter walking over with coffee not far away.
The clown didn't stop the car for a while, and directly bumped into the waiter.
(End of this chapter)
Zuo Si looked around at this clown who didn't look too funny.
Although he was dressed as a clown, he himself was not that funny. Relatively speaking, this man wore an exquisite suit and combed his hair meticulously. He looked very energetic and even a little serious.
He just stood there and smiled, which made people feel clean and warm. Zuo Si felt that instead of being a clown, he might as well be a psychiatrist, that way he would definitely achieve greater achievements.
"You want to learn from me?" Zuo Si rolled his eyes, he felt a little disturbed, did he look so much like a funny star?Isn't this a little too stupid?
"Yes, I think I can learn something from you."
The clown continued to speak seriously, but this also made Zuo Si even more upset.
It was as if he was telling him, "That's right sir, it's you, the real clown."
"Sorry, I'm not a professional." Zuo Si waved his hand, he was a little annoyed, and then walked away.
But the clown still followed him steadfastly: "But you do look like a..."
He didn't finish this sentence, but Zuo Si could roughly imagine what this man was going to say in the second half of the sentence.
More veins popped up on Zuo Si's forehead, so Zuo Si planned to tell the clown to dismiss the clown:
"I am an alien who descended on this planet, and I am now looking for the demon that can destroy your world, please leave me alone."
After Zuo Si uttered such a long paragraph, the clown fell into a very obvious daze.
Afterwards, the clown burst out laughing immediately. He laughed very happily, and looked a little reckless.
Zuo Si only felt that there were more veins on his forehead.
"If you're really not an expert at this, you must be a genius at being funny—it's so funny that you're saying things like that with a serious face."
Zuo Si: "..."
I'm not fucking killing you and me today...
"Let me tell you, when I was in other places before, I killed many guys, including many powerful creatures." Zuo Si changed his expression again, this time his expression became more serious. Gritting his teeth, it seemed like you wanted to say something more, and I beat you to death on the spot, "I was in my place at the time, beating from the south of the city to the north of the city. I don’t know how many people, without blinking an eye.”
"Wow~" The clown elongated his voice, and he let out a long sigh of emotion, "Aren't your eyes sore?"
Zuo Si: "..."
well!My mother gave you face today!I can't kill you!
Zuo Si swung his arms and rolled up his sleeves and wanted to beat someone up, but he soon found that a lot of onlookers had gathered around him. This group of people watched the interaction between Zuo Si and the clown with great interest, which made Zuo Si I felt like if I really got into a fight with this clown on the street, then the next day he might become popular all over the world.
So Zuo Si, who gritted his teeth, could only swallow his anger:
"Okay, then take me to a quiet place first."
"of course can."
The clown said with a smile.
----------
"My name is Zhou Ke, and I'm just a little-known clown. I'm currently working on comedy, which belongs to cultivation." The clown looked at Zuo Si with a smile, and the corner of Zuo Si's mouth twitched unconsciously—you said your name clearly. Is the clown getting it soon...
But this clown seems to be surprisingly rich, Zuo Si asked the clown to take him to a quiet place, but the clown brought Zuo Si directly to such an elegant coffee shop, according to Zuo Si's own observation and the past Based on his life experience, this kind of coffee shop is probably only a place chosen by those very rich guys.
Could it be that this person is a rich second generation?
But even if he was a rich second generation, this couldn't stop Zuo Si from wanting to beat him up.
So after arriving here, Zuo Si didn't pay much attention to the clown at all, he just asked the waiter for a tablet, and then began to read the funny content of this world.
Zuo Si quickly scanned around, and he felt that the funny content here was not much different from his previous one.
These include what pets fail to sell cute, traditional jokes, and ghost videos with absurd flavors-such as what I am your big brother and 24 years old is a student and so on.
However, Zuo Si somehow felt that something was missing here.
He continued to scroll down and saw a funny video with a high number of clicks, the content of which seemed to be a mixture of audio and text.
Zuo Si was a little curious, he opened this funny video, and glanced at the contents:
"I am Ah Wen's grandma. How did you educate Ah Wen? He called me a fool."
The content in the video is probably the content of a social software. One of the old people is questioning the school teacher with voice. Her tone is very old. From the voice, the ability to choose words and make sentences is not very strong. I think she is young. It is probably useless to talk like this when I was in the past, and I don’t know how to accuse others in this situation.
Her voice was a little trembling, but there was a bit of a crying voice in her tone, but coupled with her serious voice and inelegant words and sentences, the content of the whole video was full of absurd sense of comedy, The producer of this video also added canned laughter that is not very pleasant but very absurd in the bgm, which makes the content of the entire video laughable.
Most of the comments below thought it was funny, and they were arranged in a huge pile. Zuo Si didn't know how much energy this would bring to the world, but he frowned instinctively.
Before Zuo Si had time to react, he suddenly noticed that the clown over there stood up.
He walked to Zuo Si's side with a smile, and said with a faint smile:
"It's interesting, isn't it?"
No.
Zuo Si rolled his eyes and didn't say much.
"This world is full of laughter and laughter, I like it very much." The clown walked into the hall with steps that seemed to be dancing, "However, it has become more and more difficult to make laughter recently. Most people don't seem to Why do I want to laugh so much, that's why I came out to find out what can make people laugh."
Zuo Si glanced at the clown.
Yo, you guys are quite noble.
He complained in his heart, but before he finished thinking about this sentence, Zuo Si saw a waiter walking over with coffee not far away.
The clown didn't stop the car for a while, and directly bumped into the waiter.
(End of this chapter)
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