I'm not an elf supporting character

Chapter 155 Asking what it's like to fool a gay friend into shoveling shit

Community Police Office.

Adjust the monitoring to confirm the responsibility, call the parents, and add ideological education.

Li Xiang found that he seemed to be more and more familiar with the drama of getting into the game.

Obviously he is such an upright and peaceful person.

"Brother Xiang, you are so skilled."

Lin Feng whispered in Li Xiang's ear, "To tell you the truth, my feet were shaking when I saw them, but I feel much better after talking with my mother on the phone."

"Nonsense, the responsibility has been determined."

Li Xiang rolled his eyes at him.

The group of people that Lin Feng provoked were obviously not very smart, or they had ghosts in their hearts, and they were scared as soon as they arrived at the police station.

The person also seems to have no backbone, the neck is almost lowered to the chest, and the voice is soft and hesitant, and those who don't know it think it is a little girl.

Things were resolved smoothly.

This guy kicked his own elves and his opponent's elves were all recorded by Lin Feng, and Li Xiang just controlled him and didn't do anything to him...

Essentially nothing major here.

But the key is that this guy released his elf on the spot.

According to what he said, he released his elf in a fit of anger after he quarreled with Lin Feng.

——Successfully broke the law.

In the city, no matter who they are, they are not allowed to release their elves at will.

If you want to release it, you must first go to the association to cancel the household registration of this little elf, and then tell the reason for releasing it.

Afterwards, they will be handed over to the conservation base for processing, and after a certain amount of education and remodeling, a suitable area will be selected and released back into the forest.

Releasing elves at will can easily destroy the balance maintained by wild elves in the forest, which is equivalent to species invasion and is a very morally low behavior.

unambiguous evidence.

This guy will pay for his actions.

"By the way, why do you keep encountering such things? Zhu Huihui before, and this guy this time."

Li Xiang pretended to be confused while pretending to understand.

Lin Feng smiled wryly back, "How do I know, but I really can't bear it, and you can't bear it when you see you..."

Having said that, he looked at the elf on the distant desk, which looked like a combination of a scorpion and a bat, with its tongue sticking out and watery eyes, looking around in confusion and fear.

——The elf with flying and ground attributes, Scorpio.

"By the way, what do you think of Scorpio?"

Lin Feng asked suddenly.

Li Xiang was slightly stunned, and immediately looked at the scorpion in the distance, his expression gradually becoming astonished.

Lying, lying trough?
He actually forgot such a classic link of picking up elves!
The way Li Xiang looked at Lin Feng became complicated in an instant.

"Why are you looking at me like that... Hey! I didn't want that Scorpio to contradict that person on purpose! Don't get me wrong!"

Lin Feng froze for a moment, frantically defending himself.

"Okay, okay, I wasn't thinking about that."

Li Xiang patted him on the shoulder, "Scorpio is indeed a good elf. If you want to subdue it, I personally support it."

Lin Feng smiled, and just about to say something, Li Xiang spoke again.

"But! You have to fish it out of the conservation base first."

Li Xiang patted him on the shoulder sympathetically, the police office has already contacted the conservation base, and a breeder will come to pick up this poor little nobody who doesn't want him in a while.

Lin Feng smiled slightly, "Uh, can't I adopt it now?"

"Of course not, it hasn't canceled its account yet, and he was just released, so he's mentally unstable." Li Xiang laughed strangely, "Procedural justice! Procedural justice! The procedures that should be followed must go through."

"What should I do?"

Lin Feng was a little nervous, "I really want to adopt it! Will it take a long time?"

This guy seems to have fallen in love with Scorpio at first sight, and he can't wait.

The smile on Li Xiang's face became more malicious, and he leaned over to give Lin Feng some advice in a low voice.

As for the idea - volunteer!
Do not ask!

Ask to be a volunteer!
The shit I shoveled, you shovel it too!
"Can you do it...you won't fool me, will you?"

Lin Feng frowned, a little in disbelief.

"Hey, why did I lie to you! That's how my blue jay came about!"

Li Xiang tried to seduce him carefully. Before he became a volunteer, he felt that the elves in the nursery base were his harem.

After becoming a volunteer, I discovered that they are actually ancestors.

Li Xiang will never be able to forget the day when he was chasing and picking up shit, and those **** sheep were still running and pulling!
Anyway, since that day.

He is the unswerving woolly sheep, hei, he beats one when he sees one!
"How do I feel..."

"You feel wrong. Let me tell you about the benefits of being a volunteer. You seem to understand the characteristics of various elves, and how to deal with emergencies on various elves..."

When Li Xiang kept luring Lin Feng to be a volunteer.

The people from the conservation base came over.

It is a team led by a breeder under Ms. Yin, who is familiar with Li Xiang.

By the way, he was also in charge of getting the two of them out.

"I just asked you if you want to do it or not. Everyone is here. If you don't say it now, you won't have a chance next time!"

Li Xiang urged and encouraged Lin Feng frantically.

Lin Feng hesitated again and again, but in the end he couldn't stop Scorpio from looking at him. He gritted his teeth and went up with Li Xiang, wanting to join the ranks of glorious volunteers.

And his request was finally granted.

The nursery base has always been short of people, as long as they are not too young, basically they will not refuse anyone.

Eh?Employing child labor?

nonexistent.

How can it be considered child labor without payment?

How can volunteer work be considered child labor?

Don't spout blood.

……

This afternoon.

Li Xiang almost missed the third round.

Fortunately, the competition side took the initiative to adjust the number of games for him.

When Li wanted to come out, the game was just ready to start.

Come to the venue.

The opponent and him are basically front and rear.

The elf used is also a very common water attribute Yusanjia-blue crocodile.

As a degenerated version of the crocodile, the blue crocodile is actually more like a chubby primitive man than a crocodile.

This can be seen from the yellow pattern on its body.

Speaking of which, Dali Crocodile is also the elf with the lowest three-stage evolution requirement among all Yusanjia, which is level [-] in the game.

In this world, it means that it can evolve at level 27.

And considering that the blue jay still wants to continue to fight, the physical strength is also very abundant.

Li Xiang straightforwardly continued to send him on stage.

At present, in the game he is playing, the flying elf is very advantageous.

"Beep-"

The whistle sounds, the game begins!
The blue jay flapped its wings and approached the blue crocodile, and began to curse and attack the blue crocodile form. It was already an old tradition to provoke it.

Unexpected.

The blue crocodile was successfully provoked, and the dragon's dance was quickly interrupted. It was so furious that it almost fainted out of breath.

The opponent was also very angry, but at least he didn't lose his mind, and the booster moves couldn't be used, so he changed his strategy and sprayed water directly, turning into a sky-reaching water column, and quickly approached the blue jay!

With the help of the jet of water, it literally flew from the ground to a height of five or six meters in the air!

heaven.

The blue jay speeded up with the wind, but was startled by the blue crocodile when it rose from the ground, and was almost hit, but fortunately, it twisted its body and escaped.

A little angry, it immediately looked for an opportunity and used its claws to improve its hit rate and attack.

Most of the opponents don't have any physical attack moves, so they can only use water jets back and forth uninterruptedly, scurrying around in the sky on the field.

But after speeding up, the blue jay's flying posture is more dexterous, and its super grasp of the body makes it easily avoid the blue crocodile rushing up.

Compared with Riolu's sudden attack from the ground, the water jet of the blue crocodile should not be too easy to dodge.

"Damn it! Why can't I hit it!"

The opponent obviously didn't expect the blue jay to be so flexible, dodging the water spray again and again, and his expression became more and more impatient.

But suddenly, as if he was waiting for something, when the blue crocodile was falling backwards, he changed his tone.

"Hot water! It's now!"

This guy actually let his blue crocodile hide a long-range move, or special attack!

The blue crocodile flying upside down to the ground quickly opened its mouth, and sprayed a jet of steaming water towards the blue jay in the sky!

The blue jay couldn't dodge for a while, and was sprayed in the head!
Heat rises from its body!

Li Xiang's face changed, thinking that he was so unlucky that the blue jay was going to be burned.

Fortunately not.

The blue jay's feathers were only wet, and the waterproof oil on its body had melted a little, making it no longer as sensitive as before.

-Another angle of drop speed and dodge rate.

Seeing this, Li Xiang didn't dare to procrastinate any longer. When the blue crocodile just got up and was about to attack next time, he ordered the blue jay to make a big move.

"The bird strikes."

The blue jay in the sky let out a low cry, resisting the heat on its body, awakening the blue translucent energy of the day, fluttering its feathers like angels, and quickly transforming it into a translucent condor!
It took a full seven or eight seconds from the beginning to the end of charging.

And the blue crocodile below also took this opportunity to rush up again with water jets!

Li Xiang understood the opponent's plan very well, and wanted to interrupt the divine bird with an accelerated water jet.

But the time required by the divine bird, and the time after the blue crocodile got up and flew into the sky, were all calculated by Li Xiang.

The blue jay can completely charge up before the blue crocodile hits him!
really!

Just as he imagined, before the blue crocodile hit the blue jay, the translucent condor had already rammed towards it!

boom--! !

Energy burst!The sky is shrouded in fog!

The next second, the blue crocodile's powerless figure broke through the fog, fell from the sky, and hit the ground with a bang!

"Europe……"

The blue crocodile let out a cry of pain, feeling his internal organs being pulled into a ball!
But the blue jay didn't intend to let it go just like that. When it landed, the blue jay also broke through the smoke, flapped its wings to light up the sky blue luster, and swept fiercely at the blue crocodile!

Only two bangs were heard.

The blue jay deftly returned to the sky, while the blue crocodile showed its star eyes and fell powerlessly.

The outcome has been decided.

"Gah-"

Regardless of the pain and fatigue on the body, the blue jay in the sky once again shouted representing victory!

This is its power!

The winner has the power to tell everything!

on the ground.

Li Xiang was a little helpless, he found that the blue jay seemed a little too stinky.

Hot temper, fond of swearing, bad fart... This guy has a lot of shortcomings.

However, there is nothing wrong with that.

(End of this chapter)