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Chapter 490 He Looks Nothing Like Your Grandma (153)

Chapter 495 He Looks Nothing Like Your Grandma
"Speaking of which, are you harmonious?"

Vanessa's question is like the cup that was thrown into a sign, but they are not characters in ancient stories. There can't be hundreds of knives and axes near the dining table who are ready to show up at any time and chop people into flesh. Therefore, they are generally safe.

Wei Xia used a slight cough to cover up his embarrassment: "This... Vanessa, you should know that Elaine and Kobe are both Catholics."

Vanessa nodded: "I know, that's why I asked. People like you are the most troublesome, shouldn't you be free and easy in life? Why should you be restricted by the rules passed down thousands of years ago?"

Bryant echoed: "Yes, what about Catholics? It's true that we can no longer do what we did before we got married, but we can't do nothing."

Are they sure they want to discuss this issue at the dinner table?

Wei Xia and Trovis looked at each other, and both saw panic in each other's eyes.

"In your opinion... what should we do?" Wei Xia asked.

"Are you an idiot? It doesn't matter if Elaine has no experience, don't tell me you don't have any experience either! You had several girlfriends before, and one of them was so weird that she took off all her clothes in order to get out. How dare you say that nothing happened between you and your ex-girlfriend?"

This, Wei Xia dare not say.

He is even more convinced that it is best not to mention his ex-girlfriend in front of his current girlfriend.

Is Kobe an idiot?Did he do it on purpose?

Or did Wei Xia first underestimate Kobe off the court, and then overestimate Kobe off the court?

What is the truth?

The truth is that Wei Xia neither underestimated Kobe off the court, nor overestimated Kobe off the court.

What kind of person is Kobe?Even Vanessa, his pillow, couldn't make it clear.

His fans always say he's paranoid.The word paranoia, to put it better, means that he has perseverance and perseverance, and he will never give up until he reaches his goal.At worst, it's square-headed, iron-headed, naive, who doesn't cry when he sees the coffin.

Kobe off the court is indeed far closer to people than Kobe on the court, but there are restrictions.

For example, if the opponent is Vanessa, then Kobe is definitely the most gentlemanly man in the world, the kind who seeks defeat alone.

If the object was Wei Xia, then he would not be as gentle and considerate.

Wei Xia was hesitating how to answer, Trovis ate some appetizers, and his curiosity flooded: "That's right, you never seem to have mentioned your earlier girlfriend to me."

Wei Xia is not a talented person. He was born for 23 years and only had four girlfriends.

Moreover, be strict with yourself, as long as you have a girlfriend, you will never mess with women.

In fact, since he was promoted to the first team of Lower Merion High School basketball team, there are not a few girls who hook the finger at him.After entering the university, he became Villanova's ace card. If he had the heart, he had every chance to achieve the achievement of beating a hundred people before leaving the university.

He ended up talking to Lara Darby for two years.

Darby is also Catholic, she is not as old-fashioned as Trovis, broke the thousand-year vows during school, and went from child to adult with Wesha.

Mentioning her suddenly reminded Wei Xia of many past events.

When he first arrived at Villanova, how did he settle down there and how did he get on the varsity team?And how did they meet Darby? They had a past as sweet as sugar water, but they didn't go on in the end.

He remembered how he and Darby ended up.

During the draft, Darby, a native of New York, naturally hoped that Wesha would be drafted by her hometown team.On this matter, they disagreed.

Wei Xia truthfully told Trovis and Kobe and his wife.

Because the story itself is more attractive than gossip, Kobe's experience was overshadowed by Wei Xia's story.

"So you got dumped again?" Bryant asked in surprise.

Wei Xia nodded in acknowledgment.

"It's really unexpected..." Kobe was amazed.

The inside story about that, and Wei Xia's experience in that area, was brought through, and as the waiter brought their dinner, they entered the next topic.

Before starting, Vanessa said proudly: "I found this restaurant by accident. I can guarantee that Kobe will like the food here very much. As for you..."

She giggled and said, "I hope you can also adapt to authentic black food."

Displayed in front of Wei Xia was a steak with many embellishments.

Plate presentation is a science. Some chefs can arouse the appetite of customers just by presenting the plates, and some chefs have achieved the ultimate in plate presentation.

Wei Xia is currently facing such a perfect dish.

Judging from the presentation of the plate, it was very delicate. Wei Xia mercilessly took out the knife and fork, cut off a piece of meat, and put it in his mouth.

The first mouthful, the meat was tender and chewy... Then, maybe not even a second later, Wei Xia's mouth felt sore and numb, with about two or three seconds of buffering, his taste buds reacted.

——Spicy!Spicy!Spicy!
The alarm for chrysanthemums has sounded!
"Sibal!!!"

Trovis hadn't eaten yet, and Wei Xia's reaction made her very concerned: "How does it taste?"

"Do you like spicy food?" Wei Xia asked after taking a full sip of wine.

Trovis shook his head and said, "Not at all."

She said it lightly, what she said was not good at all was what she meant literally.Every time he goes out to eat, he reminds the waiter that she doesn't want spicy food.If the food served in the end was a little bit spicy, she would complain to the waiter of the store, and finally to the restaurant manager.

As a result, it is nothing more than free bills and loss of money, and I will never patronize again.

Hearing what she said, Wei Xia's face was so hot that it was so hot that he took a plate of medium-rare steak in front of her to himself: "I suggest you eat something else."

Seeing Wei Xia's appearance, Trovis understood what was going on.

Obviously, he can't take spicy either, but this place was handpicked by Vanessa, and he can't because it's spicy - it's hot as hell! — just refuse.

Vanessa said shamelessly: "Honey, I forgot about you not being able to eat spicy...waiter!"

As the waiter was on his way, Kobe popped a golden chicken nugget into his mouth.

Even when eating out, he strictly abides by the cough and eating regulations.

While eating, he said, "Wish, this is what happens when you violate the rules of health management."

"How does yours taste?" Looking at the appearance, it seems to be delicious.

"Sorry, Grandma."

Kobe sighed in disbelief: "I found a chef in this world who is better at making chicken nuggets than you. Please forgive me."

Wei Xia, whose boyfriend is full of strength, warms Trovis's heart, but his flushed face and rapid sweating also prove that he is also a person who can't eat spicy food.

"Are you okay? Are you sweating a lot?"

"It's okay..." Wei Xia drank another whole glass of wine.

When the waiter arrived, Wei Xia "stealed" a chicken nugget from Kobe: "The steal was successful."

"You'll pay the price," Bryant warned.

If the price Kobe said was to help him wipe out the two steaks in front of him, he might kneel down and give him a few head-knocks to express his gratitude.

There is no repayment for the kindness of reinvention, and I only wish to be a cow or a horse to him in the next life.

Unexpectedly, the chicken nuggets he put in his mouth were even spicier.

Then, even Kobe couldn't imagine his reaction.

"fuck you Kobe!" Wei Xia yelled.

Vanessa said dissatisfiedly: "You better ask me for instructions before you 'do' this!"

Why don't you drink anymore?Because if he drank any more, he would definitely get drunk.

His waiter brought a large bottle of ice water and drank about 400ml in one gulp.

"I feel like my mouth is no longer my own." Wei Xia said desperately.

Kobe smiled triumphantly: "This is what happens when you eat recklessly, Wish!"

"********!"

"Haha!" Kobe was very happy to see Wei Xia scolding the street like a shrew, "This is the reason why ethnic groups other than blacks cannot understand our culture! This is the food that embodies our black people, our blood, sweat and tears! Every dish contains hundreds of years of resilience. From the beginning of the war to liberate the slaves to the day when Dr. King was shot, countless people's struggles have raised countless great black people's food!"

"Here we go again..." Vanessa shook her head.

Kobe ate the super spicy chicken nuggets that Wesha would never eat again as he wished: "This is the bones on the dinner plate, the soul in the rice bowl, and the extreme hot sauce is completely unbearable for people other than black people-Hallelujah! Hallelujah! Lord, you are with me!"

When the waiter saw Kobe praising their food, he was naturally very happy: "How is your meal?"

You can send this sentence to you again in the same short words: keep on boasting, I'm listening.

"There are almost no shortcomings, man, it's amazing!" Bryant said with emotion, "This meal brings me back to my childhood. My grandma may be the best woman who can cook ever."

Finally Kobe said: "My hats off to your chef, he is such an amazing guy!"

Wei Xiaji had already finished drinking 800ml of ice water: "Bring me some more ice water, thank you."

While nodding, the waiter responded to Kobe's request: "You can tell him yourself that he is also your fan. If you let him know that you admire his food so much, he will be very happy."

Then, the waiter yelled a few times and called the chef out of the back kitchen.

The person who came was a man with short hair, however—he was obviously one of those Asians that Kobe said could not understand traditional black cuisine...

"Hello, my name is Gao Da. I come from Hunan, China. I really appreciate that you like my cooking. Can you please give me an autograph? I am a big fan of yours!"

Seeing Kobe in a daze, Wei Xia jokingly said, "I guess he doesn't look like your grandma at all."

(End of this chapter)