You should cross the mountains like a brave man

Chapter 752 Is That Man an Asshole

Chapter 763 Is That Man an Asshole
The 76ers returned from Miami with the Eastern Conference Championship.

Before the Spurs and Thunder series is decided, they can settle themselves.

In the Western Conference Finals, the Thunder and the Spurs were tied in the first four games.In the fourth game, Ibaka, the key insider of the Thunder, injured his leg, which may become a turning point in the series.

The Thunder have a strong front line and a back line that can run the Spurs to death, but their inside line is not so rich.

Ibaka is the soul, and the New Zealander on the bench may be useful in the future, but if he is expected to step up now, it is very likely that Duncan will continue to play rejuvenated.

On the night of the Tianwangshan battle between the Spurs and the Thunder, Wei Xia stayed at home to watch the game.

He also invited Rajon Rondo and Cousins ​​to dinner at his home.

"Boss, the group is very lively."

Cousins' original intention was to come here for a meal. He was not interested in watching the game and bowed his head all the way.

"What's so lively?" Wei Xia asked.

Just as he was about to turn on the phone to see what happened, Rondo said in a disappointing voice: "DeMarcus, only a stupid idiot like you can keep staring at the phone."

"Cable TV is the garbage that will be eliminated by history sooner or later, you backward old man!" Cousins ​​retorted dissatisfiedly.

"Old man?" Wei Xia glanced at Rondo, "Isn't it? Rajan is only 28 years old."

But Cousins ​​paused at the phone and said, "I'm getting old, does it matter how old I am physically?"

"That's right, you are a classic template. If you can't mature psychologically, you are actually a stupid middle school student no matter how good your physical development is!" Rondo saw that Cousins ​​still wanted to make a mistake, and threatened with harsh words, "Before I throw your phone out, shut up, Understand?"

Rondo has the power of Rondo.

For the ten thousandth time in Wei Xia's heart, he secretly sighed that they were lucky to have made a deal.

Although Lu Wei and Thaddeus Young are both first-class players, but after they left and Rondo came, the 76ers obviously improved one or two levels from the unstoppable strong team.

In terms of strength, Rondo after a serious injury is no longer ranked in the league, but the game style adaptation and chemical reaction are so wonderful things.

"Boss, I'm serious, they're talking about Kobe, it's interesting!" Cousins ​​couldn't wait for Wei Xia to join the "Kobe Tea Party" in the chat group.

So Wei Xia had a reason to stare at the phone like Cousins.

"Rajon, I have to take a look at things related to Kobe." Wei Xia was afraid that Rondo would mistake him for an idiot who likes to bury his head in his phone before the game starts, just like Cousins.

Actually, that's true.

Is there anything better to pass the time than looking at your phone?The evil APP is too annoying!

Rondo leaned on the sofa to watch the advertisement unhappily: "You don't have to explain to me."

"I don't want you to think of me and Boge as the same kind of people," Wei Xia said.Moreover, it was said in front of Cousins.

At this moment, Elaine brought a plate of cheese, nuts and soda.

"Just tell me what you want, the chef isn't off work yet." Elaine said with a smile.

"No, it's enough, I can't finish it!" After that, he blatantly violated the dietary regulations and picked up a large piece of cheese.

Wei Xia picked up a fruit at random, and his attention was already attracted by the content of the chat group.

The person who initiated the Kobe tea party was Vaughan Weaver.

The reason was that Weaver wanted to have a party and asked if anyone in the group would join.

But no one paid him any attention.

With rich experience, he posted more than a dozen photos of Hollywood actresses who shocked the world in 2011.

After posting naked photos of Vanessa Hudgens, Scarlett Johansson, Miley Cyrus, Jessica Alba, Selena Gomez and others in one breath, he stopped.

Odom typed angrily: "Take off your pants, keep going!"

Robertson: "I have a friend who wants the full episodes."

For a while, there was a lot of voices in the group, and after the atmosphere got up, Weaver said that he didn't have a single pornographic picture, which caused condemnation from all his teammates.

In the end, Odom set the tone for the matter: "I'm telling you! Kobe and I have known each other for so many years, and I thought he was the only one in all human beings who touched the upper limit of assholes, but, Vaughn Weaver, you fucking surpassed the most asshole Kobe today!"

Weaver was the trigger, and Odom was the one who opened that dark door.

Weaver began to talk about how he was tortured by Kobe in the Lakers with a disgusting crying expression in the group.

Then, Faried revealed the unpleasant memories Kobe brought him: "I admire Kobe very much. When I was a rookie, I played against the Lakers for the first time. I took the initiative to run to Kobe to say hello, but he said viciously that he wanted to 'fuck me'."

Anyone who has played in the league for a certain number of years has a similar experience.

Kobe has done a lot of evil, which is really not big news.

They started with Kobe doing evil, then cut into Kobe’s funny stories, and finally Odom came out and concluded: "Kobe is an asshole-but he is not an asshole-but he is an asshole in the eyes of others-but if the people standing in front of him say that he is an asshole, then he is an asshole. Hey, I can’t explain it. Anyway, the world always makes people like him look like a jerk. This fully shows that the world is a jerk, and the jerk is so helpless."

Wei Xia suddenly inserted; "A screenshot has been taken."

"???"

Wei Xia and the people in the group said that he had taken screenshots and sent them to Kobe.

After a while, these people invariably posted on their Twitter accounts to say that their phones had been stolen just now.

But in fact, Wei Xia only intercepted the part where Odom said that Kobe was an asshole, which was too good.If Odom can say it in front of Kobe, then someone from him will definitely help the scene with applause.

"What are you talking about?" Wei Xia's excited look made Rondo want to become an idiot like Cousins ​​looking down at his phone.

Wei Xia briefly summarized: "They spent 10 minutes looking for pornography, they spent another 10 minutes criticizing Vaughn, and then spent another 10 minutes showing how bad Kobe was. Now, they spent another 10 minutes arguing whether Kobe was a jerk."

Rondo asked: "The result of the argument?"

"The lama's answer is very standard." Wei Xia nodded as if discussing a profound philosophical question with someone, "Kobe is an asshole."

Rondo was dizzy.

He didn't understand that it took so long to discuss a question with such a clear answer?

"This issue will be discussed in 20 minutes?" Rondo said naturally, "Kobe is an asshole!"

Wei Xia shrugged and put the phone aside, "Who says it's not."

Cousins ​​suddenly returned to the real world: "I promise, no one in our group thinks Kobe is not an asshole!"

"Eat your cheese."

"Look down at your phone!"

The purpose of their gathering, as time passed, was finally remembered.

In the Spurs and Thunder's Tianwangshan, Wei Xia and Rondo were still in the mood of entertainment, but soon, even Cousins ​​stopped playing with his mobile phone.

In the first quarter, both sides played high-quality offense and defense.

The 38-year-old Tim Duncan turned out to be the main attacker of the Spurs. He and Ibaka put on a one-on-one posture and forced 7 points on the opponent's head.

Ibaka scored 7 of 2 in a single quarter. His shooting percentage was not ideal, and his foot injury compromised his jumping ability.

Even if he can jump, the impact he can have on Duncan is limited.

Duncan is completely uncle ball, he can shoot the ball to solve it, it is definitely not an extra step, he must use his body to hold you up, and then find a comfortable way to score.

In terms of inside offense alone, except for the 45-degree angles on the left and right wings, Duncan does not have top skills.Due to the change of his role in the team and the need to ensure his shooting percentage to prevent being caught by the Thunder's youth team and run to death, he has shot less and less on the left and right wings.

He is such an old guy who is strong in all aspects, but has no characteristics. Last season, he entered the best team at the age of 37. This season, he averaged 2 points per game.

In the second quarter, Duncan scored another 7 points as if clocking in.

The terrible thing is not that Duncan's offense continues to be efficient, but the Spurs' ball transfer and Ginobili's fiery state.

Unlike other "multiple shooters to open up space" teams, the Spurs pay more attention to the linkage between multiple people.For example, the Spurs seldom have a clear side and two people to attack, but a large number of strong-side three-man blocks and passes.The Spurs' large number of passes and catches and sudden points, and a large number of ball-holding moves not for layups but for sudden points, make the Spurs' offense difficult to capture.

This style of play is simple to say, but it is extremely difficult to form combat power.

One of the most basic premise is that the whole team has excellent passing + positioning + mid-range shooting offensive threat.

In the first quarter, the Thunder can still rely on the performance of Durant and Westbrook to support the game.

After the second quarter, they trailed by 10 points.

In the second half, Duncan's offensive tendencies improved again.

In the limited playing time, Duncan scored another 8 points in the third quarter. Everyone in the Spurs can move the ball when they get the ball, tear up the defense, and then pass out.

The three-point point is scary, the threat of breaking through with the ball is terrible, and any insider who receives the ball has the ability to finish stably with one hand and support the second time.

Cousins ​​was flabbergasted when Boris Diaw landed a magician's crotch hit.

The fourth quarter is basically garbage time.

The Thunder are similar to the Heat in the East, but they are not as thorough as the Heat lost.

The similarity between them is that the lost games are all disastrous, with garbage time.

Winning games by a hair's breadth.

In the fifth game, they lost.

Totally lost.

This is a game that can test the strength of the Spurs. After watching this game, Rondo said calmly: "The opponents in the final must be these old men."

"It's okay, they are a group of very old men, and we have a group of slightly younger old men, we must win."

Cousins' optimism is to be expected.

But his theory of the advantages of young and old men made Wei Xia also old.

"Boge, let's talk."

In the end, Cousins ​​slipped away with the excuse of a stomachache.

(End of this chapter)