The Three Kingdoms started from fooling Jia Xu

Chapter 284 This spring water tastes a bit strange!
"Polluted water sources?"

Zhang Xiu could not help but frown.

This tactic has appeared in historical records many times. It is also one of the ways to attack the city, and the effect is indeed good.

Almost all ancient cities were built by the river. On the one hand, it was for the convenience of farming, and on the other hand, it was because of drinking water. People must have water where they live.

Pang Tong nodded, and said convincingly: "Although the terrain at the Anshan Crossing is steep, the drinking water is extremely difficult. It is tens of miles away from the mountain stream, and it is extremely troublesome to go back and forth."

"As long as the lord sends someone to pollute the spring water on the mountain, this entrance is nothing more than a fiction!"

Zhang Xiu pondered for a long time, then said in a deep voice: "Dao Rong, you will lead an army of [-] to climb the peaks on both sides. As for how to pollute the water source, you can decide for yourself."

"Hey, that's great!" Xing Daorong patted his trembling chest muscles, led 300 people, took the climbing tools, and slipped away happily.

"Okay, let's arrange for all the soldiers to set up camp near here, and wait for the good news from General Xing." Zhang Xiu looked at the crowd and shouted.

"No," everyone agreed.

For a long time, on the top of the city.

Hearing the report from Tan Ma, Shi Yi frowned, and said in a suspicious voice: "What did you say? Zhang Xiujun camped in place? Why?"

"I don't know, but it seems that it has already made people cook and cook, and it doesn't look like it is preparing to attack." Tan Ma also looked puzzled.

Before Zhang Xiujun captured five cities and eighteen villages in a row, everyone was still very worried when they heard that he came to attack the city, but why did they start marching slowly when they got here?
"Strange, it shouldn't be!"

Shi Yi pinched his chin, lost in thought.

"General, if you want me to say, it's probably because Zhang Xiu is afraid of your prestige, so he didn't dare to attack by force." The deputy general next to him flattered and smiled.

"Hmph, the prestige of the fart, I don't want to defeat the enemy at such a moment, but I also want to flatter and please. If there is a next time, I will never let you go lightly." Shi Yi immediately angrily scolded.

He knew how much he weighed, and Zhang Xiu was afraid that no one would be afraid of him.

The lieutenant general also bowed his head after being reprimanded, another lieutenant general followed up and said, "My lord, my subordinates thought Zhang Xiu had come all the way, and he was exhausted."

"On the other hand, our army waits for work with leisure, and occupies the right time and place. Therefore, it is reasonable for him to order repairs specially. I am afraid that he will attack the city tomorrow."

"Well, what you said makes sense."

The scholar nodded, showing a thoughtful expression.

"In this way, pass on the order, let the brothers cheer me up, this Zhang Xiu is treacherous, maybe he is paying attention to something, you must be careful."

"In addition, tell the brothers, as long as Zhang Xiu can be defeated in this battle, I will ask the elder brother to reward you well after returning." Shi Yi said solemnly.

Then, he gave a few more words of advice, and then led them away.

Today, it is almost impossible for Zhang Xiu to attack, so he can only have a leisurely day, and he will probably be too busy tomorrow.

the sun shines brightly,

It was about two o'clock in the afternoon.

At this time, on the high mountain adjacent to the Anshan crossing, Xing Daorong supported his big belly, a little out of breath, but finally climbed up.

There were a total of 300 people, and it took a lot of energy to come up.

If the legion wants to pass, they can only go through this crossing. After all, even if they cross the crossing, there are still troops stationed on the opposite side.

"Damn it, I can't do it, I can't do it, you go find it, I can't do it!" Xing Daorong sat there with his ass slumped, it was not easy to climb a mountain with this lump of meat.

All the soldiers laughed and shook their heads.

Of course, they all began to look for springs on the mountain.

This kind of mountain spring has its own characteristics, and it is not difficult to find it. Coupled with the large number of people, it took only a quarter of an hour to find it.

After a long while, one of the mountain springs passed by.

Here is a pool, not too big, it looks clear to the bottom, the clear water flowing into it is overflowing, flowing slowly down the mountain along the stream.

"General, this should be mountain spring water." The lieutenant general said excitedly, but in a blink of an eye he was a little troubled: "It's just that we didn't bring tools, so how should we pollute it?"

Xing Daorong pinched his chin and said with a sinister smile: "This is easy to handle, go, let the brothers eat and drink enough, and collect all the excrement and urine for me later, so that the old guy Shi Yi can drink a pot."

"???"

A group of soldiers stared wide-eyed, showing shock.

The taste is a bit heavy, and the pollution is probably enough to drink a pot.

"Each team's rate is brewing on the spot, and they all keep an eye on it. Those who pull more will be rewarded." Xing Daorong said loudly.

As the words came out, all the soldiers felt emotional in their hearts.

These days, the goddamn thing is that you have to compete even to shit, it's so hard.

So that
After half an hour,
The scene on the top of the mountain was out of control for a while.

"Slow down, slow down, don't pinch it!"

"Damn it, are you bloody crazy?"

That guy, the topic of discussion is heavy on taste.

For a long time, near sunset.

Buckets of manure were poured into two springs.

The feces slowly flowed down the clear spring water, and there were two indescribable objects floating on it from time to time, which was very disgusting.

In addition to feces, Xing Daorong also asked people to find some carrion, broken bones, animal dung, etc. After all, their number of hundreds of people is still a bit small.

...

At the foot of the mountain, the camp.

Many soldiers have already started busy preparing the stove pit, preparing to fetch water to put the rice into the pot, and then put some salt and a few wild vegetables to enhance the flavor.

A group of men began to fetch water as usual.

"Gudu, Gudu!" A young man took a few sips of Gudu Gudu, wanting to feel refreshed, but his brows were wrinkled: "Master, why does the spring water smell so strange today?"

"It feels a little bitter."

The old man in his fifties frowned, he didn't pay much attention to it just now, but now he looked carefully, it seemed that the spring water was indeed a bit muddy.

Fill it up and taste it yourself, the taste is strange.

"What are you dawdling around here for?" Shi Yi's voice sounded before the master could solve it. He had just seen this group of people slacking off here.

When it's meal time, there are so many people waiting for the meal, how are these people drinking here?He also commented, clearly not taking him as a general seriously.

"General, you came just in time. There seems to be something wrong with the taste of the spring water today." The master quickly explained.

"Hmph, what's wrong with the taste of this spring water? I think you're just being lazy here." Shi Yi scolded angrily, and then filled a ladle full of it.

"Gudu, Gudu!"

In order to reprimand these people intentionally, Shi Yi took a deep breath, and twitched the corner of his mouth: "Although, it's a little bit astringent, but what's the problem?"

"You should eat, you should drink. If you can't even bear this bit of suffering as a soldier, why do you want to be a soldier?"

"I think that General Ben didn't eat or drink for a few days in the deep mountains. Finally, he came across a stream with a pile of animal dung upstream. Didn't I just drink it?"

"To put it bluntly, you are still not thirsty enough. When you are really thirsty and can't stand it, let alone this mere smell, even if it is mixed with feces and urine, I can still drink it. Do you believe it?"

Shi Yi was awe-inspiring and preaching there.

But before he could finish speaking, the young boy looked at the indescribable things that fell into the pool, his pupils were wide open, and he pointed and said in a trembling voice, "General, look at it."

"What are you looking at?" Shi Yi was a little annoyed, this person really didn't understand the rules, but he still followed his gaze.

"???"

In the next second, he was a little stunned.

What came into view was a few soaked and loose pieces of feces, the outline of which was definitely a poop, and it was still a very complete poop.

Immediately afterwards, as if deliberately annoying him, another pile of these things floated down in a series, one of which was very thick, probably about the size of a forearm.

So that
Shi Yi was stunned on the spot,

The whole person didn't react for a long time.

Seeing that Shi Yi didn't respond at all, the old master looked admiring and felt a little emotional. Their general really deserves to be someone who has seen a big scene.

You can drink it mixed with feces and urine, strong!
Next to him, the young man wanted to retch, but seeing Shi Yi's calm expression, he held back, that was admiration, he deserved to be a general.

As for the surroundings, the rest of the cooks gave thumbs up.

Everyone sighed sincerely, their general is indeed not simple, ordinary feces and urine are simply ignored, this is really beyond the reach of ordinary people.

All of a sudden, everyone's perception of Shi Yi changed, and they became a little guilty and ashamed.

"Why are you still in a daze? Didn't you listen to what the general said just now? Isn't it just shit? Take out all the floating things, and hurry up to start a fire and cook."

The old master yelled at the crowd filled with righteous indignation.

Their boss doesn't mind, so what right do they have to pick and choose?

You are right,

As he said that, he looked at Shi Yi flatteringly!
"Uh~, Ugh~,"

Shi Yi's face turned red and then pale, and then his whole body became unwell, and he just slapped his throat there, it seemed that he wanted to spit out all his bile.

"General, doesn't the general drink a lot?" The young man pursed his lips and muttered softly.

"Tsk tsk, I guess the general is not thirsty today!"

"What do you know, the general hasn't seen any scenes? Today I just showed us a demonstration, I really want to drink it, let alone this shit, even if it is ten times, oh no, a hundred times, the general will still drink it. "

Everyone you speak, I speak there.

The key point is that the voices of this group of obscenities are not too low, and Shi Yi can hear them clearly.

Shi Yi: "???"

His whole body was trembling there, this group of jerks were here to anger him, right?
How the hell can I drink a hundred times more?

"I drink your mother's eggs," Shi Yi couldn't calm down any more, he broke his defenses and roared.

"Uh, this..." Everyone was confused.

They all looked at each other in blank dismay, thinking, didn't you just say it yourself?This kind of person can turn his face faster than a book, and he is really a companion like a tiger, sincere and not deceiving.

"What happened here, if you dare to reveal a word, it will definitely make you look good." Shi Yi hoarse, pointing to everyone and shouting.

"Then general, do you still cook here?"

"I can't die of starvation all night!" Shi Yi said angrily, then flung his sleeves and left with a bad look on his face.

He was really disgusted.

With his personal guards, he walked towards his tent with a dull head. After rinsing several sips of water, he still couldn't bear it anymore. The scene just now lingered in his mind and couldn't get rid of it.

Seeing the soldier stop, the deputy general said in a deep voice: "General, just now the last general has led people to investigate. The drinking water in the two nearby places has been maliciously polluted by people. I'm afraid we can't drink it."

Speaking of this, he took another look at Shi Yi.

"It's very likely that Zhang Xiu did it. He wanted to force us to submit. He managed to capture Anshan Dao with little effort." The deputy general explained in a deep voice.

"Is there a backup water source nearby?" Shi Yi sensed the danger of the situation. If the army did not have drinking water, something serious would happen within seven days at the most.

"General, the last general has sent people to search for it, but it has not been found yet. The nearest stream here is more than [-] miles away, and the journey is very long."

The lieutenant bowed his head and explained.

Thirty miles, this distance can be completely ignored. If he sits and waits to die, I am afraid that the army will be unstable in three to five days, and he will have to withdraw his troops at that time.

"Bang!" Shi Yi slammed the table angrily, quite irritable: "This Zhang Xiu is really treacherous and cunning, no wonder he can defeat all the heroes in the world, so he is so vicious!"

After scolding, he was still lost in thought.

"Vice General Chen, do you have a plan to get out?" Shi Yi said with a frown.

"Back to the general, the last general really has a solution. The spring water is endless, as long as the source is solved so that it cannot spread filth, then the problem of the water source will be solved by itself."

"It's just that the mountain is so steep that it's difficult for ordinary people to climb it. Moreover, Zhang Xiu will definitely send someone to set up an ambush on the top of the mountain. If he climbs rashly, I'm afraid..."

The deputy general hesitated to speak.

"Solve the source? What you said is not unreasonable. In this way, you go to the camp to pick a thousand mountain forest masters, and set off at dawn tomorrow to retake the water source for me." Shi Yi arranged in a deep voice.

"Uh, this..." The lieutenant's expression changed.

Let him go and fight Zhang Xiujun?What is the difference between this shit and courting death?He is clear about the strength of Zhang Xiujun. It is said that only 500 people killed [-] enemies, and the battle damage can be counted on the fingers.

That is the elite army of soldiers,

Fighting with this kind of person, the mother has a chance of winning?
"What? Afraid of death? I take care of you like this on weekdays. Could it be that you are being cowardly at such a critical moment?" Shi Yi said angrily.

The lieutenant bowed his head, but finally complied.

...

Early the next morning,

The deputy general led the army up the mountain,
Most of these thousands of people are his subordinates.

After climbing for a long time, the centurion under his command said cautiously: "General, are we really going up the mountain to fight the Jingzhou army? I heard that the Jingzhou army counts one as ten, so we can't afford it!"

"Damn, what do you want me to say?" The lieutenant was very irritable, and Shi Yi was forcing him to his death.

"General, Zhang Xiu sits in the two prefectures of Jing and Yang and has 20 soldiers. He is one of the great princes in the world. This time Zhang Xiu's personal conquest, the scholars probably cannot keep it."

"The ancients said that a good bird chooses a tree to live in. It is better for a general to take the opportunity to seek refuge with Zhang Xiu. It is said that Zhang Xiu appoints people on their merits, and those who surrender can entrust them with important tasks as long as they are capable enough."

"As far as I know, Sun Ce's former generals, Tai Shici, Jiang Qin, Zhou Tai, etc. are all generals of one side." The centurion said persuasively.

The lieutenant fell into contemplation for a long time before he said in a deep voice, "Let the front team pay attention and raise a white flag for me. If I meet the Jingzhou army, I cannot resist."

"Since scholars are not benevolent, don't blame me for being unrighteous."

(End of this chapter)