The light of leaves

Chapter 63 Emotional Expert OR Neighborhood Aunt
"Could it be that the reason why she chased me so hard before was not because I made her the heroine, but because I didn't write enough? Then my next book is hehehehe..."

Just when Jiraiya was delusional, Soseki asked abruptly, "Master Jiraiya, do you like Tsunade-sensei?"

"Pfft!" Jiraiya was so scared that he spit out his saliva, and looked at Soseki in horror and waved his hands again and again, "I, I, I, how could I like that violent girl of Tsunade? Ha, ha, ha, ha, that's not at all funny."

Seeing Jiraiya's flustered cover-up, Soseki sighed softly in his heart, it seems that he has to work part-time as an aunt of the neighborhood committee again!
Soseki knew very well that lust is a man's nature.

Especially for a senior old SP like Jiraiya, it is simply not possible to persuade him or beat him back.

There are only two ways to fundamentally cut off the appearance of those bad books.

One is to castrate him!

The second is to put shackles on this free-spirited man!
Thinking of this, Soseki couldn't help sighing in his heart, "In order to prevent Kakashi and other high-quality tool people from being poisoned, I really took great pains!"

Seeing that Soseki remained silent, Jiraiya himself felt a little guilty, "Actually, I'm not saying Tsunade is bad, it's just that I can't stop, a wandering prodigal, only when I die It's time to stop him."

Soseki blinked, "Wouldn't it be the same when Tsunade-sensei was hurt?"

Jiraiya stared, subconsciously shouted, "Who dares!"

Soseki smiled meaningfully, "Prodigal son?"

Seeing Soseki's strange gaze, Jiraiya blushed and coughed twice, "Haha, who can bully her!"

Soseki sighed, "Of course it wouldn't be a problem if it was the former Tsunade-sensei, but Ziraiya-sama, you should also know the current situation of the teacher, right?"

Jiraiya rubbed his hands and said with a sneer, "There are Sarutobi-sensei and Orochimaru too!"

Soseki stared straight at him, felt guilty for a while before he said, "Well, I'll just pretend that you don't know anything, Master Jiraiya, I can feel that Teacher wants to leave the village of."

"If the hostile Ninja Village knows about Sensei's blood phobia, they will definitely not miss this opportunity."

Jiraiya was silent for a long time, and finally smiled wryly, "Is that why you want to push Tsunade to me?"

Soseki smiled softly, "I just think that if it's you, Jiraiya-sama, you should be able to really wake up the teacher from that nightmare!"

Hearing Soseki mention that "nightmare", Jiraiya pinched the center of his eyebrows in some trouble, and then sat down on the grass next to him in a very free and easy posture.

"Come and sit down too."

Soseki looked like a good baby, and sat opposite Jiraiya.

"Actually, Tsunade had a lover before, his name was Kato Dan, it was..."

"I know."

Jiraiya stared, "Has Tsunade even told you this?"

Soseki shook his head, "I found out from Shizune."

"Oh, that little girl next to Tsunade..." Jiraiya said, suddenly his facial muscles twitched, "Wait, you've told me so much, isn't it the little girl you want me to give you?" Girlfriend as a bodyguard?"

Soseki said helplessly, "Master Ziraiya, what are you talking about? I'm only six years old!"

Ji Lai also squinted his eyes, "You also know that you are only six years old? You act like some kind of emotional expert!"

Soseki spread his hands, "Although it may be impolite to say this, but, Mr. Jiraiya, you may not have said as much to the girls as I have, have you?"

Click!

Jilai also clutched his chest, feeling as if something was split here!
Soseki pursued the victory and asked, "Please recall again, how many girls have spoken to you for more than ten sentences?"

Ji Lai also opened his mouth in a daze, obviously he had already got the answer in his heart.

"Don't say ten sentences, but the girl who talked to me more than three sentences seems to be Tsunade, right?"

Thinking of this, Zilai also woke up suddenly, "Could it be that I don't even have a choice in this life?"

Seeing Jiraiya's worry about gains and losses, Soseki murmured, "There really aren't even more than ten sentences. I planned to set it to thirty sentences at first!"

Jiraiya also hesitated for a while, and said with a rare twist, "Tell me, what kind of status is Duan in Tsunade's heart?"

"It should be very high. After all, memories will beautify a person's image."

Zi Lai also had a broken face, "Then I still..."

Soseki said with a bit of resentment, "What do you have to argue with a dead person? Or do you want Tsunade-sensei to be the kind of person who is so indifferent that he will forget his memories?"

Jilai also suddenly realized, yes, if Tsunade really forgot the past, is it still the Tsunade he knew?
Seeing that the fire was almost ready, Soseki launched the final blow, "Let me remind you that although there are not many girls who have talked to you, there are many men who want to communicate with Tsunade-sensei!"

Jiraiya's face darkened, but he had to admit that as long as he wasn't afraid of domestic violence, Tsunade was indeed much more popular than him!

Thinking of this, Zilai couldn't hold back anymore, "No, it seems that this immortal has to take the initiative!"

"Do you want to give her something? But I don't seem to have anything to offer! Give her a toad? Or, give me my autographed book?"

Seeing that Jiraiya was also anxious to die, Soseki hurriedly stopped him, "Master Jiraiya, I still have something to ask for your help. During this period, you can also think about it calmly!"

Ji Lai also nodded thoughtfully, "You're right, I should think about it carefully. Tell me, what's your business?"

"I always thought he would die a terrible death!" Soseki sighed in his heart, and said, "I hope you can give me a few drops of toad oil from Mt. Miaogi!"

"Oh, this is easy." Jiraiya agreed casually, but quickly realized, "Wait, Tsunade wants you to learn fairy arts?"

"This is too messy, and now you..."

"Master Jiraiya, you misunderstood." Soseki said, "I didn't want to use it."

"Didn't you use it?" Jiraiya was taken aback for a moment, and then showed the lewd (harmonious) smile exclusive to the old SP, "Could it be that Tsunade wants to practice the fairy art of the wet bone forest? Hehe, I don't know what her transformation will be What's it like?"

Seeing that Jiraiya also thought of the "uniform temptation", Soseki quickly explained, "It was a classmate of mine. One part of his meridian was almost completely broken. It is very difficult to repair it. Only the gentlest energy can be used to repair it." It is possible to reconnect his disconnected meridians!"

"Are you gentle?" Jiraiya's expression was solemn, "But do you know that the extreme of gentleness is fury!"

"In other words, the natural energy is too gentle, once in contact with it, it may truly integrate you with nature!"

　Thanks to book friend 20181212132944299 for the 200 tip, Guyue Lianxin for the 200 tip, Huang Yijian for the 100 tip, and book friend 20200707081853405 for the 100 tip.To explain, it seems that after reading these recent chapters, some book lovers feel that the protagonist has learned too much, so let me sort it out.Heliwan and Hiraishi hang on Minato to gain experience, and Soseki doesn't need to spend too much time. Hachimon Dunjia said early in the morning that it is free time to practice, so the current focus is still on illusion and medical ninjutsu.As for asking the third generation for advice, it is not to ask him how to learn the seven-attribute escapism, but to ask him how to find the best learning ratio experience in different fields, that is, the cooperation between illusion, medical ninjutsu and physical jutsu.As for the five-element escapism, Soseki will go into it after graduation. With his talent, he will be able to master illusion and medical ninjutsu by then, and he can start to practice further.

　　
　
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