Mei Man Sword Fairy
Chapter 194 He Can Really Blow Our Heads Off!
Chapter 194 He Can Really Blow Our Heads Off!
"Mr. Ling, is he really your housekeeper?"
Lao Gu, a chef from Huaguo, looked at the white-haired Western old man standing respectfully at the door in the distance with the scorching sun above his head but not sweating, not moving, not blinking his eyes. , finally couldn't help asking his own questions.
Ling Ling chewed a piece of gum and said, "Why, doesn't it look like it?"
Old Gu pondered for a few seconds before saying, "Well, it's not that he doesn't look like him, it's just that he feels a little strange. He shouldn't be a normal person, right?"
Ling Ling: "More than that, he's not even human."
"Hey!" Old Gu exclaimed involuntarily, and then asked in a low voice, "Aliens?"
"No one, it's an alien."
"what?"
"Hey, his body is actually a planet, and what you see now is a humanoid image he made on purpose."
Ling Ling looked at the smile lines on Yi Ge's face, and asked casually, "Are you graduating soon?"
What could Egg do, he could only keep nodding his head in agreement.
"good."
It's better to wait until we meet later, plant Groot next to the pool first, and then tie the rocket's tail around Groot's neck and hang it upside down.
"I am Groot!"
However, these two energies are different from the Soul Imprint, and they do not give each other the ability to communicate over long distances.
In the evening, the four of them ate together.
"No!" Gu Qing exclaimed, almost writing the word "refusal" on her wrinkled face.
Outside the cabinet is the constant hum of the engine. This is a spaceship, and the ship is full of identical fully sealed metal cabinets. There is a label on the outside of the cabinet with the word "criminal" written on it.
"I am Groot?"
With a thought in his mind, the positions of these two energies suddenly appeared clearly in his heart.
Mentioning Xiahouhuang, Yi Ge's body trembled, and a look of panic appeared on his old face.
"Then I'll be your agent!"
He bent down ninety degrees and said earnestly, "Thank you for your kindness!"
Ling Ling remembered putting two balls of energy into their heads.
Very far away from the earth.
Lao Gu shook his head, and Ling Ling also kept his mouth tacitly silent.
Are they floating?
Yi Ge nodded solemnly, and said loudly: "Please rest assured, I will deal with him quietly, and I will definitely not let him affect your mood."
"Dad, Mr. Ling, what are you talking about?"
"……not yet."
Conscience, he really didn't mean that.
The corner of Ling Ling's mouth twitched, but he forgot about it.
"You can't swallow the earth, you can't do it without my master, and you can't do it without me. What do you creatures think?"
"You killed his old lady."
Immediately, Rocket stood up and cursed: "I'm hungry too! Do you know why this happened? It's all because of your recklessness. We could have quietly taken away their metals, plus all the metals we collected over the year Take the good things back to the boss, believe me, he will definitely pay a lot of money, and we may be able to pull up a fleet directly!"
Ling Ling smiled: "Then can I debut?"
Gu Qing finally smiled: "Sorry, package assignment."
In the life span of millions of years, God knows how many children he has left with how many different creatures, and how many of them will be killed by his own hands?
At the door, Lao Gu and Yi Ge actually chatted, not knowing what topics they would talk about.
Ling Ling thought for a while, but still reminded: "You'd better be careful."
"How are you chiefs?"
Gu Qing glared at him, hugged the milk tea and stopped talking.
While sipping milk tea, Ling Ling thought: Is it really true?
Gu Qing said excitedly: "You are really popular, not only in China, but also in the whole world!"
According to Hammer and King, this should be a very gentle and polite person.
"Do you want to sign it? 100 yuan a piece, no counter-offer."
"The reason is very simple, because it will be the 22nd prison I have been in." Rocket grinned his lips while speaking, revealing two sharp canine teeth.
"You are still a child."
At that time, the director who has never been masked will accompany him throughout the journey.
Gu Qing was annoyed: "Stop making trouble, I'm serious, they are almost envious of me! Your popularity is very high, much more popular than any celebrity! Especially when Wan Jian returned to the sect, my God! , There is really no special effect that can be more real and shocking than that!"
Lao Gu's eyes widened and his mouth opened slightly.
"I am Groot!"
"You have been to Earth." Ling Ling suddenly said.
It is difficult for Ling Ling to understand, is the earth so fragrant?
Only then did Gu Qing whisper: "What are you talking about with my dad?"
"No."
Egg stood beside him in silence, not having such an unnecessary thing as breathing.
"What do you think they said?"
"How's the grade?"
It is estimated that it has something to do with "True Mie Dad".
Ling Ling couldn't help laughing.
"Your son was taken away, and you buried some disgusting things on the earth."
He felt that apart from people like Xia Houhuang who killed the Tianshen group like mowing grass, there wasn't much in this universe worthy of his care and fear.
Considering the pile of bones on Egg's body, this didn't seem like a big deal to him.
"An idea for work?"
Ling Ling smiled: "My subordinates have seen him before."
Egg pursed his lips tightly and nodded silently.
"why?"
"Ha, so what about the people on Earth, he is a strong man, he can rob, and I can show him the way, what do you think of the collector, he only needs to give me [-]% of the things he robbed... not very much One, we can instantly become the strongest and most famous bounty hunters in the entire interstellar world."
It was also at this time that Ling Ling on Earth mobilized himself to leave behind two clumps of energy.
Ling Ling paused, and gave up the idea of blowing their heads off.
"Hmph, what's the big deal, I can see you after I officially join the job!"
"never seen it."
"A son was born."
Ling Ling: "Kids don't talk too much about adults."
Old Gu brought a cup to Yi Ge who was under the sun at the door and gave it to him.
"This... is!" Yi Ge's expression was a little tense.
Egg, the butler, seemed a bit uncomfortable.
"If that son of yours comes to cause trouble, do you know what to do?"
Gu Qing rolled his eyes at him, then smiled, like a kitten who stole dried fish, "I will report what I know when I go back this time."
After all, he is still his own now, and he is still a player whose overall strength surpasses that of the heavenly father. It is a pity that he died in the hands of those ordinary guys.
Really lost count.
"What are you happy about? That was my previous plan. Now the plan has been ruined. All the things we collected have been confiscated, and they are likely to be executed directly by those savage blue people."
"Shut up, stupid big tree, don't forget that we have checked, there are indeed abnormal energy fluctuations in our heads, but that thing can't be seen or taken out, you'd better pray that I die first, otherwise I will I will definitely make your corpse into my coffin!"
"No need, I heard that the director is very fierce, and he is the kind who smiles on the surface and is very serious behind the scenes. Reserve members like us have already been frightened."
If there were Karmic Fire and Heavenly Tribulation here, then Yi Ge would definitely die without leaving any residue.
Treants and rockets are still pretty cute.
Only then did Ling Ling nodded in satisfaction.
The reason why Ling Ling suddenly mentioned him was because he was going to visit his Second Fleet soon.
Seeing this, Ling Ling didn't say much anymore.
"Wait, you said prison?" Rocket, a carp, stood up straight, with piercing eyes, and said: "Listen, Groot, I seem to have a plan. We will deny everything during the trial and try to let them arrest us first." Put in jail."
Milk tea is delicious, even cooler with ice.
"What are you afraid of? If you get to know each other in advance, maybe you can even have a relationship. I can say something nice for you."
Does it look blue, and you feel like taro balls and want to take a bite?Aren't you afraid that Gu Yi will give you a wave and send you away directly?
Yi Ge hunched over, his old face flushed red: "My lord, this is just a little habit of mine."
"Oh."
Hearing this, Ling Ling thought for a second, then said with a sly smile, "How about I ask him to have dinner together at night?"
After the meal, Lao Gu's father and daughter left. They now also have a small villa specially prepared by the Phoenix Group.
Yi Ge nodded, but there was some disdain in his heart.
Ling Ling was looking forward to this.
"Ah."
"Have you found a boyfriend yet?"
Ling Ling habitually sat on the deck chair on the balcony and looked up at the stars, his body glowed with spiritual light.
Egg froze for a moment, then quickly returned to his youthful appearance.
Ling Ling's eyes suddenly fixed.
In the starry sky, Groot and Rocket were locked in a rectangular metal cabinet. Only the light bands at the four corners at the top of the cabinet gave off a faint light, and there was no gap in the whole body. Their eyes were a little slack, and they looked listless.
Rocket said weakly: "Groot, are you hungry?"
Ling Ling looked at that old face unnaturally, as if he had suddenly turned into a bully bullying the old man, he waved his hand and said, "I don't like your face, change it."
Hearing this, Groot curled up aggrieved and did not speak.
But his proud mood didn't last long, and soon he shook his head and said dejectedly: "Do you remember what the boss said? He only gave us one year, otherwise our heads will be blown up. Now we leave It's been more than a full Earth year, and I just hope his memory isn't that good."
Needless to say, Egg's exuberant vitality, Ling Ling can vaguely feel that this guy can live for a long time with the authority of the god of death, but the fluctuation of his life length is very huge.
Egg was stunned for a moment, then nodded and said, "I came here once decades ago."
In other words, there is a fatal calamity in one's life, but if you can't survive it, you will say goodbye immediately, and you can live happily for a long time after you pass it.
"Bad habits!" Ling Ling criticized directly.
At this time, Gu Qing ran out of the kitchen wearing a chef's uniform, with several cups of milk tea on the tray in her hand.
Having said that, it suddenly occurred to him that when he sent Groot the Treeman and Little Rocket Raccoon to search for metal in space, and gave them a year, it seemed that a year had passed, and these two strange figures hadn't come back yet.
"I am Groot."
Egg nodded.
"I am Groot!"
"I am Groot?"
After a long silence, Ling Ling said, "If my master was still alive, you would be dead by now."
Zheng Xian, the director of the Divine Spear Bureau, met with Hammer and Jin to discuss matters concerning the First Fleet of the Phoenix Legion.
As a result, Rocket and Groot immediately fell to the ground clutching their heads and screaming in pain.
After a while, the energy surge stabilized, and a koala and a bear lay on the ground and looked at each other, their eyes showing horror.
"Groot, we need to hurry up with our plan, he can really blow our heads!"
"I am Groot!"
The morning update time is changed to nine o'clock!
(End of this chapter)
"Mr. Ling, is he really your housekeeper?"
Lao Gu, a chef from Huaguo, looked at the white-haired Western old man standing respectfully at the door in the distance with the scorching sun above his head but not sweating, not moving, not blinking his eyes. , finally couldn't help asking his own questions.
Ling Ling chewed a piece of gum and said, "Why, doesn't it look like it?"
Old Gu pondered for a few seconds before saying, "Well, it's not that he doesn't look like him, it's just that he feels a little strange. He shouldn't be a normal person, right?"
Ling Ling: "More than that, he's not even human."
"Hey!" Old Gu exclaimed involuntarily, and then asked in a low voice, "Aliens?"
"No one, it's an alien."
"what?"
"Hey, his body is actually a planet, and what you see now is a humanoid image he made on purpose."
Ling Ling looked at the smile lines on Yi Ge's face, and asked casually, "Are you graduating soon?"
What could Egg do, he could only keep nodding his head in agreement.
"good."
It's better to wait until we meet later, plant Groot next to the pool first, and then tie the rocket's tail around Groot's neck and hang it upside down.
"I am Groot!"
However, these two energies are different from the Soul Imprint, and they do not give each other the ability to communicate over long distances.
In the evening, the four of them ate together.
"No!" Gu Qing exclaimed, almost writing the word "refusal" on her wrinkled face.
Outside the cabinet is the constant hum of the engine. This is a spaceship, and the ship is full of identical fully sealed metal cabinets. There is a label on the outside of the cabinet with the word "criminal" written on it.
"I am Groot?"
With a thought in his mind, the positions of these two energies suddenly appeared clearly in his heart.
Mentioning Xiahouhuang, Yi Ge's body trembled, and a look of panic appeared on his old face.
"Then I'll be your agent!"
He bent down ninety degrees and said earnestly, "Thank you for your kindness!"
Ling Ling remembered putting two balls of energy into their heads.
Very far away from the earth.
Lao Gu shook his head, and Ling Ling also kept his mouth tacitly silent.
Are they floating?
Yi Ge nodded solemnly, and said loudly: "Please rest assured, I will deal with him quietly, and I will definitely not let him affect your mood."
"Dad, Mr. Ling, what are you talking about?"
"……not yet."
Conscience, he really didn't mean that.
The corner of Ling Ling's mouth twitched, but he forgot about it.
"You can't swallow the earth, you can't do it without my master, and you can't do it without me. What do you creatures think?"
"You killed his old lady."
Immediately, Rocket stood up and cursed: "I'm hungry too! Do you know why this happened? It's all because of your recklessness. We could have quietly taken away their metals, plus all the metals we collected over the year Take the good things back to the boss, believe me, he will definitely pay a lot of money, and we may be able to pull up a fleet directly!"
Ling Ling smiled: "Then can I debut?"
Gu Qing finally smiled: "Sorry, package assignment."
In the life span of millions of years, God knows how many children he has left with how many different creatures, and how many of them will be killed by his own hands?
At the door, Lao Gu and Yi Ge actually chatted, not knowing what topics they would talk about.
Ling Ling thought for a while, but still reminded: "You'd better be careful."
"How are you chiefs?"
Gu Qing glared at him, hugged the milk tea and stopped talking.
While sipping milk tea, Ling Ling thought: Is it really true?
Gu Qing said excitedly: "You are really popular, not only in China, but also in the whole world!"
According to Hammer and King, this should be a very gentle and polite person.
"Do you want to sign it? 100 yuan a piece, no counter-offer."
"The reason is very simple, because it will be the 22nd prison I have been in." Rocket grinned his lips while speaking, revealing two sharp canine teeth.
"You are still a child."
At that time, the director who has never been masked will accompany him throughout the journey.
Gu Qing was annoyed: "Stop making trouble, I'm serious, they are almost envious of me! Your popularity is very high, much more popular than any celebrity! Especially when Wan Jian returned to the sect, my God! , There is really no special effect that can be more real and shocking than that!"
Lao Gu's eyes widened and his mouth opened slightly.
"I am Groot!"
"You have been to Earth." Ling Ling suddenly said.
It is difficult for Ling Ling to understand, is the earth so fragrant?
Only then did Gu Qing whisper: "What are you talking about with my dad?"
"No."
Egg stood beside him in silence, not having such an unnecessary thing as breathing.
"What do you think they said?"
"How's the grade?"
It is estimated that it has something to do with "True Mie Dad".
Ling Ling couldn't help laughing.
"Your son was taken away, and you buried some disgusting things on the earth."
He felt that apart from people like Xia Houhuang who killed the Tianshen group like mowing grass, there wasn't much in this universe worthy of his care and fear.
Considering the pile of bones on Egg's body, this didn't seem like a big deal to him.
"An idea for work?"
Ling Ling smiled: "My subordinates have seen him before."
Egg pursed his lips tightly and nodded silently.
"why?"
"Ha, so what about the people on Earth, he is a strong man, he can rob, and I can show him the way, what do you think of the collector, he only needs to give me [-]% of the things he robbed... not very much One, we can instantly become the strongest and most famous bounty hunters in the entire interstellar world."
It was also at this time that Ling Ling on Earth mobilized himself to leave behind two clumps of energy.
Ling Ling paused, and gave up the idea of blowing their heads off.
"Hmph, what's the big deal, I can see you after I officially join the job!"
"never seen it."
"A son was born."
Ling Ling: "Kids don't talk too much about adults."
Old Gu brought a cup to Yi Ge who was under the sun at the door and gave it to him.
"This... is!" Yi Ge's expression was a little tense.
Egg, the butler, seemed a bit uncomfortable.
"If that son of yours comes to cause trouble, do you know what to do?"
Gu Qing rolled his eyes at him, then smiled, like a kitten who stole dried fish, "I will report what I know when I go back this time."
After all, he is still his own now, and he is still a player whose overall strength surpasses that of the heavenly father. It is a pity that he died in the hands of those ordinary guys.
Really lost count.
"What are you happy about? That was my previous plan. Now the plan has been ruined. All the things we collected have been confiscated, and they are likely to be executed directly by those savage blue people."
"Shut up, stupid big tree, don't forget that we have checked, there are indeed abnormal energy fluctuations in our heads, but that thing can't be seen or taken out, you'd better pray that I die first, otherwise I will I will definitely make your corpse into my coffin!"
"No need, I heard that the director is very fierce, and he is the kind who smiles on the surface and is very serious behind the scenes. Reserve members like us have already been frightened."
If there were Karmic Fire and Heavenly Tribulation here, then Yi Ge would definitely die without leaving any residue.
Treants and rockets are still pretty cute.
Only then did Ling Ling nodded in satisfaction.
The reason why Ling Ling suddenly mentioned him was because he was going to visit his Second Fleet soon.
Seeing this, Ling Ling didn't say much anymore.
"Wait, you said prison?" Rocket, a carp, stood up straight, with piercing eyes, and said: "Listen, Groot, I seem to have a plan. We will deny everything during the trial and try to let them arrest us first." Put in jail."
Milk tea is delicious, even cooler with ice.
"What are you afraid of? If you get to know each other in advance, maybe you can even have a relationship. I can say something nice for you."
Does it look blue, and you feel like taro balls and want to take a bite?Aren't you afraid that Gu Yi will give you a wave and send you away directly?
Yi Ge hunched over, his old face flushed red: "My lord, this is just a little habit of mine."
"Oh."
Hearing this, Ling Ling thought for a second, then said with a sly smile, "How about I ask him to have dinner together at night?"
After the meal, Lao Gu's father and daughter left. They now also have a small villa specially prepared by the Phoenix Group.
Yi Ge nodded, but there was some disdain in his heart.
Ling Ling was looking forward to this.
"Ah."
"Have you found a boyfriend yet?"
Ling Ling habitually sat on the deck chair on the balcony and looked up at the stars, his body glowed with spiritual light.
Egg froze for a moment, then quickly returned to his youthful appearance.
Ling Ling's eyes suddenly fixed.
In the starry sky, Groot and Rocket were locked in a rectangular metal cabinet. Only the light bands at the four corners at the top of the cabinet gave off a faint light, and there was no gap in the whole body. Their eyes were a little slack, and they looked listless.
Rocket said weakly: "Groot, are you hungry?"
Ling Ling looked at that old face unnaturally, as if he had suddenly turned into a bully bullying the old man, he waved his hand and said, "I don't like your face, change it."
Hearing this, Groot curled up aggrieved and did not speak.
But his proud mood didn't last long, and soon he shook his head and said dejectedly: "Do you remember what the boss said? He only gave us one year, otherwise our heads will be blown up. Now we leave It's been more than a full Earth year, and I just hope his memory isn't that good."
Needless to say, Egg's exuberant vitality, Ling Ling can vaguely feel that this guy can live for a long time with the authority of the god of death, but the fluctuation of his life length is very huge.
Egg was stunned for a moment, then nodded and said, "I came here once decades ago."
In other words, there is a fatal calamity in one's life, but if you can't survive it, you will say goodbye immediately, and you can live happily for a long time after you pass it.
"Bad habits!" Ling Ling criticized directly.
At this time, Gu Qing ran out of the kitchen wearing a chef's uniform, with several cups of milk tea on the tray in her hand.
Having said that, it suddenly occurred to him that when he sent Groot the Treeman and Little Rocket Raccoon to search for metal in space, and gave them a year, it seemed that a year had passed, and these two strange figures hadn't come back yet.
"I am Groot."
Egg nodded.
"I am Groot!"
"I am Groot?"
After a long silence, Ling Ling said, "If my master was still alive, you would be dead by now."
Zheng Xian, the director of the Divine Spear Bureau, met with Hammer and Jin to discuss matters concerning the First Fleet of the Phoenix Legion.
As a result, Rocket and Groot immediately fell to the ground clutching their heads and screaming in pain.
After a while, the energy surge stabilized, and a koala and a bear lay on the ground and looked at each other, their eyes showing horror.
"Groot, we need to hurry up with our plan, he can really blow our heads!"
"I am Groot!"
The morning update time is changed to nine o'clock!
(End of this chapter)
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