Fairy's Fantasy Journey

Chapter 5 How to let Gouzi know that he is an elf?
It has been half a month since Li Qiyang hatched Little York, and he has already officially collected it into his elf ball.
Li Qiyang really felt more and more that this little Yorke was a native dog in the village who barked every day like a milky dog. He saw something in the house and thought it was interesting and fun. He went up and took a bite, and then Sa Huan screamed and ran around...

Really, the same as the little dog!

Being at home every day is full of energy and all kinds of fun. If you don’t defecate everywhere, you’re really like a dog
The most nonsense, two heads in three days, picking up some rubbish everywhere, broken bottles, broken glass, small stones, beer caps, broken items, etc.
Occasionally, I bring back some indescribable, shiny and strange costume parts, which is really a long experience.
I don't even know where to pick it up, a shiny little cutie
At that time, the whole family was eating together, and they all looked at this dog, a little stunned
Alas, the book said, the teacher said, this is the characteristic of picking up, it will be like this, love to pick up things and go home.
The problem is, isn't the description picked up in the book all about tree fruits, gems, and props?
What the teacher said are all kinds of good things?

How come I, Li Qiyang, turned into picking up some strange and mysterious items?
Li Qiyang is very sad recently, and really wants to use his father's mobile phone to go to various websites to ask questions

Excuse me, how to turn a little dog into a real dog elf?

How can a real elf recognize that it is an elf, not a village dog?

I would like to ask all the great gods, how do you do the dogs that are having fun tearing down the house?

May I ask the great gods, regarding the characteristics of picking up, how can we teach the elves the correct value of items, so that they can pick up some valuable and useful items?
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Li Qiyang is currently physically and mentally haggard, and feels that his 30 years of life have been wasted.
This is my first time bringing elves, but luckily I never got married and had children in my previous life. I really feel tired of bringing bear children!
All kinds of service, food, use, and company every day. I am educating it. I really feel that I have never had such a good time with Zeng Jin. I feel that I can become a confinement woman. I will definitely be able to stabilize my mentality, absolutely no problem !
Li Qiyang now has two panda eyes, a little swollen.
His face was a little pale, and he felt malnourished when he looked at it. He looked weak and frail, and his whole body was weak, feeling like his body was being hollowed out...

Although all the students are like this, or even worse, I still feel tired. As a person who has experienced it, I can do this. One can imagine how hard it is to lead the elves.
The parents described all kinds of stories to the elder sister, and exaggerated all kinds of knowledge about Li Qiyang raising elves. The family was very happy, and they liked to hear and see all kinds of things. Really, it is not a family, and they do not enter the same door!

The whole family can't wait for firecrackers to go off and a big banquet to celebrate!
I often feel that elves follow their masters, and it is really a tit for tat kind of thing
Even his own elf, this little Yorkie, is rolling its belly around the dinner table, laughing happily!

Li Qiyang.
Hehehe.
Alas, this is not caring, learning to cultivate elves

It simply made me, a ten-year-old child, instantly become a father and learn how to be a father with hardships.
I'm only ten years old, still a child, how can I learn to be the parent of an elf?

When you become an adult directly, you have to mature and grow up instantly.
this is not right!
This is unlearnable!

This is severe torture for me as a child!
protest!

Unfortunately, no one cares

sigh

Ugh…

Li Qiyang went to school as usual today, after school, after school, he said politely goodbye to his classmates.
In my heart is, goodbye, a bunch of brats!
Go to the entertainment room where the elves are placed, take out the red and white balls, a red light flashes, and take back your little Yorkie.
take good things
Pack up and go home...

Li Qiyang came home today, on the way, he had already thought about what to do when he went back, how to spend a perfect day.
Recently, my parents, elder sister and younger brother have been a little bit drifting, dare to laugh at me, and make all kinds of sarcasm at me, really don't take me seriously.
Even this stupid dog, he made fun of me by booing blindly!

Don't you know that the king humiliated his ministers to death?

This stupid dog really doesn't seem to know.
However, it doesn't matter!
I will let you know what the outbreak of the bear child is like

I've already figured out how to make you laugh.
Go back to tease my younger brother, treat him to face, grab his snacks to eat in front of him, don’t let him watch cartoons, watch horror movies, and then let him howl, cry at him, and make a big fuss , it is best to let the neighbors come to the door to criticize pens together!
Let little Yorkie mess up his little brother's room and destroy his favorite toys!

Running out, let little Yorke jump into the mud puddle, throw mud all over the house, let mother clean up well, twist his ears, lose his temper, hit himself with a broom a few times, and then yell at himself.
Go search all over the house to see if dad has read some bad books or something, then hand it over to mom, and find out where he put his private money by the way. Recently, he has changed places five or six times. Hard to find!

Go to my sister's room, and let Little York tear and chew her favorite plush dolls. If there are not many, then just find two pieces of her favorite clothes!

Then I took a picture with my dad’s mobile phone and passed it to my sister, telling her, my elf looks good, isn’t it very energetic?
Do you think this elf I raised is full of energy?
Randomly find a few nearby neighbors, throw mud on their windows, and then let Little York make a mess of their doorways, just as a practice sand removal, although the garbage will be floating in the sky, it will definitely be spectacular !
Finally, throw the little Yorkie into the warm water, it doesn't like to take a bath, let it take a good bath, then give it a hard scrub, and shut it in the room, so that it can wake up and know who is its good master!

by the way let yourself clean

Well, that's about it, right?

In this way, I should be the so-called good boy who can do things at this age!
There should be no good boy at this age more like me!
I'm so smart!

After all, little York was too young, still in his infancy, to start much training.
I'm a considerate trainer~
He is a good boy who everyone loves, right?
I want to do it in my previous life, and I have not done it, I will try it!
Hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha
But, it's still so boring!
Once you've done this, you can go to bed early.
If I don't take a good rest, I feel like I'm going to die suddenly...

If you want to ask Li Qiyang, is there no other entertainment?
The TV at home is occupied by the tigress at home, watching all kinds of soap operas, I can't grab it.
Watching the story of Xanadu's counterattack, I can cry so hard,
Watching Elle Duo's amnesia and wandering journey, I can feel all kinds of emotions,
Looking at the love triangle between three Eevee and his/their trainer elves and elves and humans, you can write a paper out of it!
Is there any other entertainment?

Don't have a computer at home?

Can't play on the phone?
Ask, yes!

Sorry, that's really not what I said...

Only my father has a mobile phone at home. Mobile phones are high-end consumer goods in this world. Usually, I still use landlines to make and receive calls.
Li Qiyang also wants to have one, but unfortunately, there really isn’t one. A tech phone starts at [-].
A computer, a luxury worth tens of thousands, is not something this family can afford.
Otherwise, how could it be so boring, doing things that so many brats would do?
Alas, there is no way, after all, it is me, the child, who has carried everything!
It's me, Li Qiyang, who endured the pain I shouldn't have to bear at this age!

Well, dinner tonight is delicious!
There is actually a roast duck with the scallion duck brand!

Cantero's Beef Stew with Potatoes, to be exact, Goulash with Potatoes!

Well, there are a few green vegetables, satisfied!
Full and comfortable!
Eat and drink enough, let's start to do big things

And I ate so well today, it was worth the beating!

Li Qiyang called out Little York, secretly thinking that he was about to start planning
Little York ran over jubilantly, gasping for breath, then squatted in front of Li Qiyang with his head held high, staring at innocent eyes like a pug...

Li Qiyang...
Forget it, too lazy to say...

Anyway, if you do something bad, you can't run away with me.
"Well, come on, little York! We're going to do something big!"

Little York yelled in response!
Now, let you see how I make a bear!
Come on, little York, go and cry my brother with me first!
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After the chicken and dog jump, Li Qiyang looked at ease, and went back to his room late at night, took out the money from his father's private house, and ordered some, yes, more than 200 yuan in hand, one orange fruit, this wave of blood Earn and be satisfied!

Lie on the bed, get into the bed, hold Little Yorkie who has slept like a dead dog, stroke the dog's head, and pet the dog.
The elves are still useful, at least the warm quilt is really good, the quilt heats up quickly

I can finally have a good rest...

Close your eyes and take a deep breath!

call!Suck!
Well, comfortable!

I really had a perfect day today, happiness!

Be ruthless!
It was just being hung up and beaten by two people, the arms were a little sore, and the butt was a little hurt from the beating, so I had to sleep on my stomach
In the past, this was something I wanted to do and dare not do, but now I completely let go

This is the life I yearn for!

Hiss, it hurts, and I'm still sleepy.
However, this is it?
Continue tomorrow!

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　Cats, they have to shovel shit and feed them every day, and they don't care about them!Don't even touch it!
　　Dog, show off its cuteness every day, and then bite everywhere crazily!Also demolish the house!As soon as I scare you, I will look at you with all kinds of grievances!
　　Sometimes you are really mad, have you ever experienced it?
　　
　
(End of this chapter)