Half Elf Ranger

Chapter 368

"I'm here to look for you." Thorne watched the little Lolita's expression and told the truth.

There is a very troublesome thing about communicating with metal dragons of the good alignment.

That is, these funny guys like to give themselves constant "detect lies" and "detect thoughts" spells. If he lies, he is likely to eat pink and tender little fists directly.

These important tips were all told to him by the lord of Iron Horse Town who had experienced it himself.

As soon as the voice fell, a series of will checks for the "detect thoughts" spell appeared on Thorne's panel.

Fortunately, for this simple prophecy spell, with his current will attribute, it is naturally easy to offset it.

Otherwise, wait until the loli dragon knows what he really thinks in his heart, and he won't be left with a breath of dragon's breath.

"So you're not an idiot..." Little Loli laughed happily when Thorn said.

However, in Thorne's eyes, this smile always felt arrogant and domineering.

Then the little loli stared at him with bright emerald eyes, blinked playfully a few times, then tilted her head and said, "This half-elf doesn't look like he's lying to me, and... look It seemed like fun."

"Well... let's go." Little Loli waved her pink hand.

"Let's go?" Thorne was a little confused, not knowing what the other party was doing, so he looked at her pink face suspiciously.

"That's right, didn't you come to play with me? Now that you are mine, I naturally want to catch... I want to take you back to play." Little Lolita met Thorne's suspicious eyes and said with a smile .

Looking at this little hippie smiling face, Thorne was a little speechless for a moment. He looked so cute, but no matter how he looked at it, he felt that this expression was a funny kid who was in middle school. The look on his face made him almost Can't help but want to go up and kick her.

Obviously, Thorne is not a sister accuser.

And he also agrees very much that all sister-cons are suspected of orthopedics.

Therefore, he never liked the mischievous 'creature' of his sister!
Especially the little loli in front of her who is not afraid of anything.

However, when Thorn thought that the real identity of this little loli was an old dragon that had lived for hundreds of years, he felt a chill again.

A hundred-year-old dragon pretending to be tender here, whether he is really stupid or pretending to be stupid, I am afraid that he is really addicted to drugs every day so that his brain is stupid.

"What!? Don't you want to leave? Then I'll take you back!" The arrogant little loli threw away the empty leather bag in her hand, once again set her eyes on Thorne, and waved Bai Shengsheng With a small fist, he said playfully:
"My little toy, do you want to resist? Or resist? Or choose to resist desperately?"

After speaking, he looked at him expectantly, that cute expression with a little eagerness and anticipation seemed to say to the ranger in front of him: You should resist quickly.

"Do I have a choice?" Thorne glanced at the little loli speechlessly, and said, "Let's go."

No matter what kind of dragon.

Whether it is a metal dragon or a five-color dragon, there is always something very annoying about them, that is, they are extremely arrogant and self-righteous, and they almost never consider the thoughts of other creatures.

Seeing the red copper dragon in front of him, Thorne finally realized that the black dragon named Sigrit was actually quite good.

This is the so-called lack of comparison, and you will never know how big the gap between the two is.

In the current situation, if Thorne wants this loli dragon to talk to him well, he has to let her suffer a little bit first, otherwise she will never take herself seriously, because he is in the eyes of these dragons, It's no different than an ant.

So the question is, do humans care about the feelings of an ant?
Obviously not.

But it's a pity that Thorne is no match for this little loli at all.

But it wasn't without a chance, he was already planning in his mind that as long as he entered the human lair established by the Red Copper Dragon in Iron Horse Town, he would not be so afraid of her.

Because the space of the lair is very small for the real size of the red copper dragon.

And these stingy guys will not risk the nest collapse, treasure damage, and the destruction of their carefully designed maze to deal with him because of the provocation of a little ant.

After all, most of the copper dragon's favorite treasures are exquisite and sparkling artworks. If the lair really collapsed due to transformation, it would be a sad story for her.

"That's about the same." Seeing her toy, Little Loli nodded in agreement, smiled at him complacently, and took the lead towards the depths of the hall with unrecognizable steps.

——"Detection trap!"

Looking at the back of the little loli, Thorne kept an eye out and immediately activated the ring of the clairvoyant on his finger.

"Fuck!"

At the moment when the Ring of Insight was activated, Thorne finally couldn't help but swear when he saw that the distance was only a dozen meters away.

At this moment, traces of traps were left on the ground, surrounding walls, and even the ceiling in front of his eyes.

These traps range from the simplest stumbling ropes and mud pits to difficult magic traps, and there is no way to pass through them at all.

In other words, as long as his front foot hits the ground, before his back foot touches the ground, traps will be triggered one after another to submerge him.

The only good news is that these traps are of the type that do not hurt much, but are very insulting.

——"Shadow Hand School (Stance Skill): Dance of Moths!"

Thorne wiped off his cold sweat secretly. With a thought, his feet slowly left the ground, and then he held the holy emblem in his hand and walked forward slowly.

"That's how I got out of my maze. It seems that the triggering conditions of the traps have to be improved." The little loli who was walking in the front noticed Thorn's every move, pouted her little mouth, and stretched out her pink and tender little lips. His hand snapped his fingers.

With a soft sound in the empty hall, more than a dozen hidden compartments on the walls on both sides were opened, followed by the 'buzzing' sound of countless wings vibrating.

Work in a while.

The overwhelming little poisonous bees all attacked Thorne who was walking slowly.

Looking at the densely packed little poisonous bees, Thorn's expression froze. The moment the "Desert Fire" specialty was activated, his whole body was instantly enveloped in a pale orange flame.

The overwhelming small poisonous bees were like moths to a flame, they were burned to ashes by the flames, and none of them managed to get close.

"..."

The little Lolita looked at the snacks that had been burned to ashes by the half-elf distressedly, and stomped her feet angrily.

Immediately, with Little Lolita as the center, faint and undetectable sounds came from the ground. The wall on Thorne's left seemed to be affected, and all the hidden compartments were opened, revealing bows and crossbows that had already been loaded.

"Whoosh whoosh!"

Numerous crossbow bolts without arrowheads but contaminated with various unknown liquids were all poured out.

——"Second Ring Divine Art: Wind Wall Art!"

Thorne waved his hand unhurriedly, and a wind wall composed of roaring airflow appeared on his left side. These low-injury and extremely insulting crossbow arrows were all resisted and deflected by the wind wall.

When the crisis was resolved, Thorne quickly took this opportunity to speed up and came to the little Lolita.

"Wow! You look amazing! This way, I can play for a few more days."

Seeing Thorne approaching with a blank face, little Lolita looked very excited, her big emerald-like bright eyeballs began to twitch, and the corners of her mouth couldn't help evoking an evil smile, as if she was brewing what an interesting thing.

"..." Thorne ignored her, but stood there quietly waiting for her to open the door.

"However, you burned all my snacks for half a month, and you will see me later."

The little Lolita waved Bai Shengsheng's small fist at Thorne in a demonstrative manner, and saw that his eyes shrank in fright, so she smiled triumphantly at him, and then kicked the door very arrogantly.

In the bright room, there are not all kinds of precious ores, exquisite artworks, gems, and gleaming gold coins as imagined.

There are only a lot of worthless garbage filled in it, such as blunted javelin heads, scattered animal tusks, badly dented helmets, rotting ropes, and so on.

All in all, you'd be hard-pressed to find anything of value in this copper dragon's human lair.

Even a sharp-eyed ranger like Thorne only found a gold coin hidden in the damaged boot.

Of course, this doesn't mean that the Red Copper Dragon is just a junkie.

In fact, this is also one of the evil tastes of the red copper dragon.

They like to tantalize treasure hunters by placing some worthless junk in the most obvious position of the nest, so that they can take their eyes off the real treasure.

Among all dragon species, the treasures of these red copper dragons who are good at designing mazes are the most secretive. Sometimes they wake up from sleep and forget where they hide...

Thorn looked away from the rubbish and began to look at other places curiously.

When he saw the scene in front of him, his expression became richer.

He found that the lord of Iron Horse Town and several high-level personnel, including the wizard named Randall, were all obediently guarding here like well-behaved babies.

Moreover, they looked at the little Lolita with a very unnatural apologetic smile.

It can be seen from this that these poor guys may not have all been spoiled by the red copper dragon.

At this time, the aloof wizard was holding a plate in his hand, which contained well-cooked crayfish, which looked good, much better than the ones he had in the tavern.

"Where's my snacks?" Little Loli bouncing and half lying on her throne said.

The corner of the mouth of the wizard Randall who served the plate twitched, and immediately walked up to the little loli respectfully.

"Dear Red Copper Dragon Lord, this is my newly researched stir-fried crayfish. It's not a good thing. Please enjoy it." The wizard Randall showed a very ugly smile and said to the little loli.

"It's not a good thing?" The little loli, who was half lying on the throne, was not happy, she got up suddenly, looked at the wizard with a very displeased expression, and said angrily: "Little ice cube, you are not so brave. Little one, how dare you use unpalatable things to perfuse my old lady."

"No, no, that's just polite words. In fact, this is the most delicious crayfish in Iron Horse Town, and after frying, I specially sprinkled a lot of venom. It’s extracted, you’ll know it once you taste it.”

The wizard Randall panicked, trembling with fright, the plate almost fell to the ground, and quickly explained to the angry little Lori.

"Really?" Little Lolita stared at him suspiciously, then stretched out her small Bai Shengsheng hand to pinch a lobster into her mouth, then cracked the shell of the lobster with her teeth, sucking the lobster. Shrimp meat soaked in venom.

"Well, it tastes good." Little Loli licked her fingers and said while eating the crayfish: "You don't have to tell me jokes in the future, you can just be in charge of this delicious crayfish."

"I am willing to serve you, respected lord of the red copper dragon." The wizard Randall was so excited that he almost knelt down and quickly bowed to thank him.

At this moment, he finally breathed a sigh of relief. In order to prepare the venom that could not corrode the shrimp meat, he did not know how many days and nights he had to endure. Facts proved that his efforts were not in vain.

In this way, he will never have to tell jokes about this scourge again.

Then he put the plate on the little loli's table and stepped aside.

"Golden Retriever?" Little Loli wiped out the crayfish at a very fast speed, and then shifted her expectant eyes to Helm, the lord of Iron Horse Town, who was guarding the side, and said with a smile:
"I'm tired of listening to the story of the giant dragon adventures of the third-rate dog blood that poisons teenagers, pretending to face-face Long Aotian, please tell me a few jokes, if you can laugh me to death, you can inherit me the whole legacy of

The lord of Iron Horse Town glanced at the half-elf ranger standing not far away who was interested in watching their performance, walked over with a very embarrassed expression, and said respectfully to the little loli: "As you wish, respected red copper dragon lord .”

"There was a fat man...jumping down from the top of the mountain...and turned into...a dead fat man!!" The lord of Iron Horse Town took a deep breath and told a cold joke to the arrogant little loli.

"I've become a fat man...hahaha...it's so interesting..." Hearing Helm's sneer, the little Lolita's cute little face froze for a moment, and then she burst out laughing excitedly.

Immediately afterwards, all the other people in Iron Horse Town laughed awkwardly, catering to this arrogant little loli.

Obviously, if they don't laugh together, the little Lolita will think that they don't know how to appreciate jokes, and they will be greeted with pink and tender little fists.

"It's so interesting, Golden Retriever, give me another one!" The excited little loli cast her expectant eyes on the Lord of Iron Horse Town again.

…………

"..."

Thorne looked at the unnatural laughter of the crowd speechlessly, and secretly regretted why he hadn't been tougher when he asked the lord of Iron Horse Town for a reward.

He found that if these people continued like this, they might really be spoiled by this wicked Lolita...

"Malvisa, I hope your method really works." Thorne touched the communication stone on his chest and prayed secretly in his heart.

　Thank you big brother: I won’t give you a reward, thank you for your support! ! !

　　
　
(End of this chapter)