Chapter 122

Hou Zhen said: "Attention 119! Attention 119! A young woman accidentally slipped and fell in the bath on Fuxing Road! At this moment, one person was lying in the bathtub and could not move. The situation is extremely critical! Call the police immediately!"

Shen Changle: "I'll go to the chief!!!" ヽ(爱`爱)ノ

Hou Zhen said helplessly: "It's not how you are so active in this situation."

"Anyway, there are only Li Xiaohu, Zhang Xiaobao and me for your use. You can choose who you choose." Shen Changle said with a smirk.

Hou Zhen: "Li Xiaohu!!!"

Shen Changle: "Here!!!"

Hou Zhen: "I order you to take cover!!!"

Shen Changle: "Yes!!!"

Hou Zhen: "Zhang Xiaobao!!!"

Shen Changle: "Here!!!"

Hou Zhen: "I order you to respond!!!"

Shen Changle: "Yes!!!"

Hou Zhen: "Shen Changle!!!"

Shen Changle: "Here!!!"

Hou Zhendao: "I order you to tie a rope and jump off the tall building, rush into the door and take the injured woman out!"

"Heh heh heh... Isn't it good for the chief to do this? You must know that women usually don't wear clothes when they take a bath." Shen Changle looked shy.

Hou Zhendao: "If the situation is critical, it may take care of so much, hurry up!"

Shen Changle said: "Sir, since your consciousness is so high."

Hou Zhen: "Yes!"

Shen Changle said: "Since you are so brave, Chief."

Hou Zhen said: "Ah!"

Shen Changle said: "Then leave this arduous task to you!"

"Fuck you!" Hou Zhenyi waved his hand and smiled.

Shen Changle said: "There is no way, come to the fire department, they will never take us on missions again."

Hou Zhendao: "There is no way. In the end, we both begged hard, and finally we were assigned two jobs to guard the alarm bell."

Shen Changle said: "I'll keep the 110 call."

Hou Zhen said: "Oh, that's right, I'm on call with 119."

"Dingling! Dingling! Dingling!"

Shen Changle smiled and said, "This is the first call to 110."

"Hey!!!"

Hou Zhen: "Hi!!!"

Shen Changle: "Hello!"

Hou Zhen said, "Hello, is it 110?"

Shen Changle said: "Yes! I'm 110! What's the matter with you?"

Hou Zhen: "I'm fine."

Shen Changle said: "Are you okay? Why are you calling if you're okay!"

"Dingling! Dingling! Dingling!"

Shen Changle: "Hello!!!"

Hou Zhen: "Hi!!!"

Shen Changle: "Hello!!!"

Hou Zhen said, "Hello, is it 110?"

Shen Changle: "I am 110!"

Hou Zhendao: "What's the matter with you?"

Shen Changle said: "I have nothing to do..."

"Boy, we're both fine."

Hou Zhendao: "Those who make harassing calls like this every day have to answer hundreds of them every day. It stands to reason that this should be subject to administrative detention."

"Dingling! Dingling! Dingling!"

Shen Changle: "Hello!!!"

Hou Zhen: "Hi!!!"

Shen Changle: "Hello!!!"

Hou Zhen said, "Hello, is it 110?"

Shen Changle: "I am 110!"

Hou Zhendao: "Uncle the policeman is so kind, I called 110."

Shen Changle cheered up: "Oh, that's great, it's finally not messing with the phone."

"Kid, what's the matter with you?"

Hou Zhendao: "Uncle police, I will call the police, a group of people want to kill me!!!"

Shen Changle said: "My God, call the police!"

"Where are you now, kid? Does the other party bring any dangerous equipment?"

Hou Zhendao: "Oh, it's too much, 98K, M4A1, third-level head, third-level armor, and a frying pan!"

"Uncle policeman, I was trapped in a small building by them and I couldn't move, please hurry up and save me!!!"

Shen Changle said with a speechless expression: "Kids, are you playing chicken? Then you should be in Port P or City B right now?"

"Hahahahaha!"

"Oh my god, you are so talented!!!"

"Xiaozhen, don't say that I have actually encountered this kind of phone call, but the place where the kid reported the crime to me is in the Canyon of Kings."

There was thunderous applause from the audience, and everyone was laughing.

Hou Zhendao: "After he hung up the phone here, my phone rang too."

"Dingling! Dingling! Dingling!"

Hou Zhen said: "Hi!!!"

Shen Changle said: "Hi!!!"

Hou Zhen: "Hi!!!"

Shen Changle said: "Hey, what age are you?"

Hou Zhen said: "I am 119, old lady!"

Shen Changle pretended to be an old lady and said, "No, I'm getting old, and I forgot what happened when I picked up the phone!"

"Oh, look at my brain, I just can't remember anything."

Hou Zhen said: "Ah, old lady, don't worry! We are 119!

Shen Changle said: "Oh, that's great, I'm looking for 119!"

Hou Zhendao: "Then what do you want from us?"

Shen Changle said: "I... I can't remember what I need from you."

Hou Zhendao: "Oh...don't worry, I'll ask you, have you lost your money?"

Shen Changle pretended to be an old lady and said: "That's impossible! This old woman can lose her life, but she will never lose her money."

"Just the day before yesterday, when I was shopping for groceries, a fifty-cent coin fell out of my pocket. I turned and turned and ran away, and I chased after it. Guess what happened in the end?"

Hou Zhen said: "I can't guess this."

Shen Changle said: "In the end, I chased him for three miles and I stopped chasing him."

"Then you've been chasing him for so long, why didn't you chase after him in the end?" Hou Zhen said.

Shen Changle said excitedly: "Hey, you don't know, I found three dollars on the ground!"

Hou Zhen said helplessly: "Okay, old lady, have you eaten yet?"

Shen Changle said: "Oh, I haven't eaten all day!"

Hou Zhen said: "Then why don't you eat?"

Shen Changle said: "I can't go home anymore."

"Why don't you go back!" Hou Zhen said.

Shen Changle said: "Oh, why are you so stupid? Of course it's because I left my key at home, and I can't enter the house."

"Oh, that's right!!! That's why I called!"

Hou Zhen said: "No problem, no problem, we will open the door and get the key for you!"

Shen Changle said: "Oh, thank you so much."

Hou Zhen smiled and said, "You're welcome! This is what we should do."

Shen Changle said: "Let me thank you in English."

"Oh, do you still speak English?" Hou Zhen said.

Shen Changle said: "Ah Nihasai oil, Salang black oil, I'll bring you some gutter oil from my hometown~"

"Although I don't know exactly what you're talking about, I'm sure it's definitely not English." Hou Zhen said helplessly.

Shen Changle said: "Blow the alarm bell. This is our last mission. After begging for a long time with the captain, I finally took me to the scene."

Hou Zhen: "Li Xiaohu!!!"

Shen Changle: "Here!!!"

Hou Zhen: "I order you to take cover!!!"

Shen Changle: "Yes!!!"

Hou Zhen: "Zhang Xiaobao!!!"

Shen Changle: "Here!!!"

Hou Zhen: "I order you to respond!!!"

Shen Changle: "Boss! The two of them have been supporting for a long time, and they didn't do any of them. Why did I do all the dirty work alone!"

Hou Zhen said: "Shen Changle!"

Shen Changle said: "Here! I'm here!!!"

Hou Zhen said: "I order you to jump off the building!"

Shen Changle was dumbfounded: "Why do you want to jump off the building again?"

(End of this chapter)

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