Chapter 131
The audience applauded thunderously, and the audience was full of joy.
Hou Zhen said helplessly: "The doctors in this hospital are too unreliable."
Shen Changle said: "There is no way, Mr. Hou can only go to another hospital to see a doctor, and this doctor is obviously much better."
"Oh? How do you say it?" Hou Zhen said.
Shen Changle learned from the doctor and said: "Mr. Hou, we have gone through all the inspections, and based on a comprehensive deduction, your heart should be broken, and the whole smell is terrible."
Hou Zhen was dumbfounded and said: "It all stinks? If not, what should I do???"
Shen Changle said: "In this case, we have to arrange an operation and do an organ transplant for you."
"Oh, technology has developed so much now?" Hou Zhen said.
Shen Changle said: "The hospital is professional, just go online and search on 85 in the same city. Where is the heart?"
"Hey, in less than half an hour, the news came directly. At a local zoo, a wolf died. Fortunately, the heart is still working."
Hou Zhendao: "Do you mean to transplant a wolf's heart?"
Shen Changle said: "That's right, it's a good match. Arrange the operation directly, anesthetize you, take out the heart first and wash it, wash it and put it aside."
"Then I put the wolf's heart in for you, sewed it up, and then painted some brothers to smooth it evenly. Well, that's it. As for your heart, send it directly to the back kitchen."
"Oh, I ate it??? My heart will be sent directly to the kitchen for cooking???" Hou Zhen said dumbfounded.
Shen Changle said: "That's for sure, who knows that every piece of Chinese food is hard work. Such good ingredients can't be wasted."
"Sprinkle bread crumbs on the outside, deep-fry it in a frying pan, sprinkle some cumin, chili powder, and some sauce on the outside, my god it smells delicious! The kids next door are all crying!!!" (°°)
"Good guy, how about saying you're a gourmet?" Hou Zhen said.
Shen Changle said with a smile: "Looking back, Teacher Hou Zhenhou's transplant is successful."
"That's all right???" Hou Zhen said.
Shen Changle said: "That's for sure, my health is the same as before, but sometimes I can't sleep at night."
"Wake up as soon as the moon comes out, put on your clothes, climb on the balcony and howl at the moon."
"Good guy, he even changed his habits." Hou Zhen said.
Shen Changle said with a smile: "During the daytime, when I saw the big girl and the little daughter-in-law on the street, hey, they are so happy, their eyes are huge, and they are so green!"
"My mother, the pervert is still!!!" Hou Zhen was dumbfounded.
"Hahahahaha!" The audience burst into laughter and applauded frantically.
Shen Changle said: "But it's nothing to worry about. Half a month later, alas, suddenly one day, the lung hurts again. The pain is life-threatening. I can't go to the hospital again."
Hou Zhen said: "Why am I always sick?"
Shen Changle said: "Well, when I went to the hospital, it was still the same procedure, a full body examination, and there was a Mr. Hou on the tumor, hard treatment or conservative treatment."
"Why do I have to go to this hospital?" Hou Zhen said speechlessly.
Shen Changle said: "Then go to the second hospital, arrange surgery after the examination, and find out where there are fresh lungs in the 85 city."
"Yo, the zoo is gone this time. I can't go to the dog meat shop. I bought a freshly killed dog. I took out the lungs and put them on for Mr. Hou."
"Then Mr. Hou's lungs should be washed and sent to the kitchen, sprinkled with bread crumbs outside, deep-fried in a frying pan, sprinkled with cumin and chili powder, and then smeared with sauce, yum, it smells delicious!"
Hou Zhen said with disgust on his face, "You've been talking for a long time and I understand anyway, so you just say I'm a wolf-hearted dog, right?"
"Hahahahaha!!!"
"It's the first time I know that this is how the heart of a wolf comes from."
"I'm going to tease me to death!"
The audience burst into laughter.
Shen Changle said: "It's normal. After all, it's inevitable for people to get sick. There's an accident. Teacher Hou has just changed his heart and dog's heart, and he is even more excited when he sees beautiful women."
"In the past, it was only the eyes that turned green, but now it's good, the tongue is sticking out, and I'm gasping, hahahahaha."
"It's possible that I didn't see a beautiful woman. It should be hot." Hou Zhen gave up the treatment.
Shen Changle said solemnly: "Looking at my sister-in-law, I also muttered in my heart, what if... Teacher Hou will bite someone again."
"Finally, I went to a gold store and bought a big gold chain at a great price. It was 1.5 meters long and [-] centimeters wide. It was shining like gold. Teacher Hou and the dog at home would slip away and tie it around his neck."
"Get out! Let's play!!! You're only on a chain with the dog." Hou Zhen hurriedly stopped him.
Shen Changle said: "Really? Sister-in-law bought a new one?"
Hou Zhen took out the doraemon to beat Shen Changle, but Shen Changle slipped away in a few steps.
Everyone on and off the stage laughed happily.
After a while, Shen Changle came over and said seriously: "I love to joke with Mr. Hou on stage, so this cross talk has to be both true and false."
"Well, that's right." Hou Zhen said.
Shen Changle said: "Hey, most of what I said just now is actually false, but it is true that Teacher Hou and the dog share a gold chain."
Hou Zhen squinted at Shen Changle and said, "Today, do you really want to fight to the death with me on stage???"
Shen Changle smiled and said: "Then I dare not, I am afraid that if you bite me, I have to get rabies vaccine."
"Go away!!!" Hou Zhen.
Shen Changle said: "Just now, it was said that internal injuries to the heart, lungs and so on, in fact, not only these, external injuries can also be cured, like broken arms and legs."
"Oh, these are all okay too?" Hou Zhen asked in surprise.
Shen Changle said: "Of course, let's say our Teacher Hou."
"Everyone took a taxi or drove away after the cross talk performance. Mr. Hou disdains us as company, and wants to leave alone."
"Go to the basement, take out my [-]-bar bicycle, unlock it and ride home."
Hou Zhen said speechlessly: "I'm riding a bicycle, don't I look down on people who drive???"
Shen Changle said: "That's right, you have an identity."
"He was riding and riding, and his gaze suddenly froze."
Hou Zhenping said: "Oh? What's the matter?"
Shen Changle said: "Just in front of Teacher Hou, there is a woman, she looks good from the back!"
"A snow-white dress, white canvas shoes, the breeze gently blows the black hair on the head, revealing half of the side face, oval face!!!"
"How do you say this??!"
Hou Zhen said excitedly: "Then there's no need to talk, just catch up and have a look!"
Shen Changle said: "There's nothing wrong with it. Teacher Hou stood up on the bicycle and pedaled desperately. The chains all jumped out like sparks."
"I chased after him, looking back full of anticipation, oh my god!!!"
"Oh? How is it???" Hou Zhen looked expectant.
Shen Changle smiled and said: "If you want to know, you have to watch the next episode." (°°)
(End of this chapter)
The audience applauded thunderously, and the audience was full of joy.
Hou Zhen said helplessly: "The doctors in this hospital are too unreliable."
Shen Changle said: "There is no way, Mr. Hou can only go to another hospital to see a doctor, and this doctor is obviously much better."
"Oh? How do you say it?" Hou Zhen said.
Shen Changle learned from the doctor and said: "Mr. Hou, we have gone through all the inspections, and based on a comprehensive deduction, your heart should be broken, and the whole smell is terrible."
Hou Zhen was dumbfounded and said: "It all stinks? If not, what should I do???"
Shen Changle said: "In this case, we have to arrange an operation and do an organ transplant for you."
"Oh, technology has developed so much now?" Hou Zhen said.
Shen Changle said: "The hospital is professional, just go online and search on 85 in the same city. Where is the heart?"
"Hey, in less than half an hour, the news came directly. At a local zoo, a wolf died. Fortunately, the heart is still working."
Hou Zhendao: "Do you mean to transplant a wolf's heart?"
Shen Changle said: "That's right, it's a good match. Arrange the operation directly, anesthetize you, take out the heart first and wash it, wash it and put it aside."
"Then I put the wolf's heart in for you, sewed it up, and then painted some brothers to smooth it evenly. Well, that's it. As for your heart, send it directly to the back kitchen."
"Oh, I ate it??? My heart will be sent directly to the kitchen for cooking???" Hou Zhen said dumbfounded.
Shen Changle said: "That's for sure, who knows that every piece of Chinese food is hard work. Such good ingredients can't be wasted."
"Sprinkle bread crumbs on the outside, deep-fry it in a frying pan, sprinkle some cumin, chili powder, and some sauce on the outside, my god it smells delicious! The kids next door are all crying!!!" (°°)
"Good guy, how about saying you're a gourmet?" Hou Zhen said.
Shen Changle said with a smile: "Looking back, Teacher Hou Zhenhou's transplant is successful."
"That's all right???" Hou Zhen said.
Shen Changle said: "That's for sure, my health is the same as before, but sometimes I can't sleep at night."
"Wake up as soon as the moon comes out, put on your clothes, climb on the balcony and howl at the moon."
"Good guy, he even changed his habits." Hou Zhen said.
Shen Changle said with a smile: "During the daytime, when I saw the big girl and the little daughter-in-law on the street, hey, they are so happy, their eyes are huge, and they are so green!"
"My mother, the pervert is still!!!" Hou Zhen was dumbfounded.
"Hahahahaha!" The audience burst into laughter and applauded frantically.
Shen Changle said: "But it's nothing to worry about. Half a month later, alas, suddenly one day, the lung hurts again. The pain is life-threatening. I can't go to the hospital again."
Hou Zhen said: "Why am I always sick?"
Shen Changle said: "Well, when I went to the hospital, it was still the same procedure, a full body examination, and there was a Mr. Hou on the tumor, hard treatment or conservative treatment."
"Why do I have to go to this hospital?" Hou Zhen said speechlessly.
Shen Changle said: "Then go to the second hospital, arrange surgery after the examination, and find out where there are fresh lungs in the 85 city."
"Yo, the zoo is gone this time. I can't go to the dog meat shop. I bought a freshly killed dog. I took out the lungs and put them on for Mr. Hou."
"Then Mr. Hou's lungs should be washed and sent to the kitchen, sprinkled with bread crumbs outside, deep-fried in a frying pan, sprinkled with cumin and chili powder, and then smeared with sauce, yum, it smells delicious!"
Hou Zhen said with disgust on his face, "You've been talking for a long time and I understand anyway, so you just say I'm a wolf-hearted dog, right?"
"Hahahahaha!!!"
"It's the first time I know that this is how the heart of a wolf comes from."
"I'm going to tease me to death!"
The audience burst into laughter.
Shen Changle said: "It's normal. After all, it's inevitable for people to get sick. There's an accident. Teacher Hou has just changed his heart and dog's heart, and he is even more excited when he sees beautiful women."
"In the past, it was only the eyes that turned green, but now it's good, the tongue is sticking out, and I'm gasping, hahahahaha."
"It's possible that I didn't see a beautiful woman. It should be hot." Hou Zhen gave up the treatment.
Shen Changle said solemnly: "Looking at my sister-in-law, I also muttered in my heart, what if... Teacher Hou will bite someone again."
"Finally, I went to a gold store and bought a big gold chain at a great price. It was 1.5 meters long and [-] centimeters wide. It was shining like gold. Teacher Hou and the dog at home would slip away and tie it around his neck."
"Get out! Let's play!!! You're only on a chain with the dog." Hou Zhen hurriedly stopped him.
Shen Changle said: "Really? Sister-in-law bought a new one?"
Hou Zhen took out the doraemon to beat Shen Changle, but Shen Changle slipped away in a few steps.
Everyone on and off the stage laughed happily.
After a while, Shen Changle came over and said seriously: "I love to joke with Mr. Hou on stage, so this cross talk has to be both true and false."
"Well, that's right." Hou Zhen said.
Shen Changle said: "Hey, most of what I said just now is actually false, but it is true that Teacher Hou and the dog share a gold chain."
Hou Zhen squinted at Shen Changle and said, "Today, do you really want to fight to the death with me on stage???"
Shen Changle smiled and said: "Then I dare not, I am afraid that if you bite me, I have to get rabies vaccine."
"Go away!!!" Hou Zhen.
Shen Changle said: "Just now, it was said that internal injuries to the heart, lungs and so on, in fact, not only these, external injuries can also be cured, like broken arms and legs."
"Oh, these are all okay too?" Hou Zhen asked in surprise.
Shen Changle said: "Of course, let's say our Teacher Hou."
"Everyone took a taxi or drove away after the cross talk performance. Mr. Hou disdains us as company, and wants to leave alone."
"Go to the basement, take out my [-]-bar bicycle, unlock it and ride home."
Hou Zhen said speechlessly: "I'm riding a bicycle, don't I look down on people who drive???"
Shen Changle said: "That's right, you have an identity."
"He was riding and riding, and his gaze suddenly froze."
Hou Zhenping said: "Oh? What's the matter?"
Shen Changle said: "Just in front of Teacher Hou, there is a woman, she looks good from the back!"
"A snow-white dress, white canvas shoes, the breeze gently blows the black hair on the head, revealing half of the side face, oval face!!!"
"How do you say this??!"
Hou Zhen said excitedly: "Then there's no need to talk, just catch up and have a look!"
Shen Changle said: "There's nothing wrong with it. Teacher Hou stood up on the bicycle and pedaled desperately. The chains all jumped out like sparks."
"I chased after him, looking back full of anticipation, oh my god!!!"
"Oh? How is it???" Hou Zhen looked expectant.
Shen Changle smiled and said: "If you want to know, you have to watch the next episode." (°°)
(End of this chapter)
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