Chapter 134 Follow-up
Shen Changle said: "The two Zhang Fei... No... two nurses carried Mr. Hou Zhenhou into the car, and the ambulance drove away in no time."

"It took less than 5 minutes, eh? The car is back!"

Hou Zhen said: "What do you mean, why did this car come back again???"

Shen Changle smiled and said, "The nurse forgot to take her leg."

"Good guy, why are these two people here?" Hou Zhen said helplessly.

Shen Changle said: "Hey, it's nothing to worry about! When I took it to the hospital, the doctor alone saw that it was Mr. Hou again."

"You said that if you support our business so much, why don't you become a member, and we will give you a [-]% discount when you come in the future."

"Whether he will die or not, is this emotional hospital just competing with me???" Hou Zhen said speechlessly.

Shen Changle said: "When the doctor saw it, hey, this leg is broken. No way, it has to be amputated, directly from the big crotch."

"Hmm." Hou Zhen said.

Shen Changle said: "It's still the same routine as last time. Take off your pants, take out a ballpoint pen to draw circles, ten rings, nine rings, eight rings, and then a tetanus shot."

"Then take out the saw from the refrigerator and spray it with alcohol to disinfect it."

"Help Teacher Hou Zhenhou up, and start sawing from the big crotch, Chi Chi Chi Chi Chi Ka! Hey!! Chi Chi Chi Chi Chi Ka."

"Well, the sawing was not enough this time, and it was not cut off the first time." Hou Zhen explained.

Shen Changle said with a smile: "The main femur is probably stronger."

"Then send it to the film pouring room. The new ones made in less than half an hour, Mr. Hou's ones are sent to the back kitchen, and the fake ones come over to screw and paint them. It's no problem again, just like the real one!"

Hou Zhen said: "Is this done again???"

Shen Changle said: "No problem, don't care if it's playing football or running a marathon, you can still hopscotch with the kids downstairs."

"Oh, that's really amazing!" Hou Zhen said.

Shen Changle said: "Especially if you meet bad guys or gangsters in the future, you can just pick up this big crotch and beat him!!!"

"I just hit him with this big hip? What if he runs away???" Hou Zhen was surprised.

Shen Changle said: "It's simple, you just take it and throw him! But it may be troublesome for you to get on the plane in the future."

Hou Zhen said, "What's the trouble for me to get on the plane?"

Shen Changle said: "Your arm and big crotch are murder weapons, this thing can't pass the security check and has to be checked in."

Hou Zhendao: "Good fellow, your thinking is really detailed enough."

Shen Changle said: "In less than a week, Teacher Hou can't sit still at home anymore, and wants to go out!"

"It's not that I only have one arm and one leg left, so I'm not idle???" Hou Zhen said dumbfounded.

Shen Changle said: "Don't be idle, Mr. Hou took advantage of his sister-in-law's absence, directly bit off the gold necklace on Shuan's neck, and ran out."

Hou Zhendao: "Looks like I'm not as heartless as Bai An, at least my teeth have improved."

Shen Changle said: "Go out and play, play!!!"

"Walking and walking, I came to a coal yard. It was full of coal, and there were rows of coal mountains. Teacher Hou Zhenhou had a brainstorm."

"Hey, I heard a rumor that if someone can wash a piece of coal persistently, then he will be lucky. Do I want to try!!!"

Hou Zhendao: "I'm really idle, have I washed the coal???"

Shen Changle said: "Just do what you say, do it. Mr. Hou Zhenhou picks from a pile of coal where Mr. Hou Zhenhou sits, and picks a coal that is pleasing to the eye."

"Hmm... this piece can't be too dark! This piece can't be dry, not round! This one can't do it either, it's not pleasing to the eye! It's been three hours of picking like this, and the bottom of the coal pile is almost hollowed out!"

"Isn't it enough to pick a piece at random?" Hou Zhen said with a look of disgust.

Shen Changle was pleasantly surprised: "Hey, this one is good! The size and gloss are good, wash this!"

"Hou Zhen just took off the last piece at the bottom, and a full 50 tons of coal collapsed directly on the top of the coal pile, rushing towards Mr. Hou's head and smashing it over."

Hou Zhendao: "Anyway, it's a good thing this time, it's not because of the driver."

Shen Changle said: "When the coal pile collapsed here, the master driver came running over there."

"Oh, I just piled up the coal!!!"

"Good guy, he piled the coal???" Hou Zhen said dumbfounded.

"Hahahahaha!"

"Woooooooooo..." There was booing and applause from below.

Shen Changle smiled and said, "Thanks to my master, I dug you out directly."

"Ms. Hou dug it out and it's fine. Hey, there's nothing wrong. It's just that I can't see anything. Hey! How long has it been dark??!"

"Why can't I see anything?" Hou Zhen asked in surprise.

Shen Changle: "Teacher Hou is also curious. I reached out to touch my eyes, but I can't touch them???"

"Eh??? Why is there still an echo here???"

Hou Zhen said angrily: "Don't touch it, it's head in the cavity."

Shen Changle said: "After a while, the ambulance came again, and eighteen nurses came down."

"1.7 meters tall, long hair fluttering, protruding front and back, wearing very simple clothes, all of which are model stewardess retired, look at the beautiful girl!"

"Can I see me???" Hou Zhen said speechlessly.

Shen Changle said: "I can't help it. It's your business to see and not see. The eighteen nurses will push you back to the hospital."

"The doctor took a look, who is this??? Come take off your pants and let me have a look."

"Yeah, this butt, this hip shape...Mr. Hou!!!"

"Good guy, this doctor is capable, this is knowing people with his ass!" Hou Zhen said.

Shen Changle said: "Oh, this is a little troublesome, this end is all in the cavity, there is no need for a saw, just dig it out."

"The doctor took out a leather stick directly from the toilet."

Hou Zhen was dumbfounded and said: "Just use a leather stick to pull it out for me???"

"There is no ready-made tool, so I have no choice but to make do with it. It's too dirty and I won't disinfect it this time. Just pull it out."

Hou Zhen said: "Oh, this is disgusting."

Shen Changle said: "Kang Chi Kuang Chi directly pulled out Teacher Hou's head and sent it to the film chamber at the back. It took less than half an hour to get a head out. It was exactly the same, and it also had a round head and a round face."

"Bring it here and screw it on for you, paint it with oil paint, paint eyes, nose, ears, mouth, all sorted out, hey, just look at it, it's exactly the same as the original Mr. Hou!!!"

Hou Zhen said with surprise on his face, "Oh, that's all right."

Shen Changle said: "No, it will be completely cold like this."

Hou Zhen laughed and said, "I'll fuck you!"

"it is good!!!"

"Woo, woo, woo..."

The audience applauded.

Shen Changle and Hou Zhen walked off the stage with a smile and bow, Gu Yunduo shouted anxiously:
"Doraemon!!! Fat Tiger!!!"

(End of this chapter)

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