Chapter 14
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Sun Yue said in astonishment: "This nun also sighs?"

Yue Yunpeng said happily: "Yes, your mother is a nun."

Sun Yue was speechless for a while and didn't bother to say: "Well, my mother is a nun and my father is a monk. How did the two get together?"

Yue Yunpeng said: "Because your mother is not a decent nun either."

Sun Yue was startled, and quickly stopped him and said, "Hey, hey, don't talk nonsense, if this nun becomes serious, something serious will happen."

"Hey..." The audience roared with joy.

Yue Yunpeng looked at Sun Yue in surprise and said, "I mean your mother is a nun who jumps over the wall. What nonsense do you think?"

Sun Yue smiled awkwardly: "Hey, I thought it was the jumping wall nun too, but why are these old couples jumping over the wall?"

Yue Yunpeng smiled meanly: "Maybe it's because they are in a hurry."

"Go! Your parents are dogs!" Sun Yue reacted quickly and shook out the burden steadily.

Yue Yunpeng didn't hold back but let out a laugh, and said a little more seriously: "It's because of such a coincidence that your father and mother met and came together. In the end, you are here." Shoot Sun Yue's fat belly.

Sun Yue reluctantly nodded and said, "All right, all right."

Yue Yunpeng went on to say: "Your mother is the same in the temple. She is a child and can't do much work, that is, chanting sutras, sweeping the floor and so on. It's boring, so she hummed such a song, It's called "The Nun's Sigh."

Sun Yue said: "That's fine, then you can learn to sing for us."

"It's very nice to sing, I'll learn for you." Yue Yunpeng opened his mouth and sang a cappella. I complained about my parents, their sons and daughters are in pairs, poor slave, I am lazy to do my makeup, pinch a flower and plug it in, but I can’t plug it in..."

Sun Yue also explained: "Yeah, I definitely can't get into who made her bald."

"Hahahaha... Wow..." The audience below followed suit and applauded.

Yue Yunpeng said: "Yes, so isn't that why your mother feels awkward. It stands to reason that it is difficult for your father and mother to get together in this life, but it is so wonderful that the fate of God is perfect."

Sun Yue asked curiously: "Oh? How do you say that?"

Yue Yunpeng said: "It was in April of that year that the leaders of the two temples, the abbot and his wife, jointly held a tree-planting activity to celebrate the Arbor Day."

The audience laughed.

Sun Yue was also dumbfounded: "What the hell, planting trees? These monks are really trendy."

Yue Yunpeng continued: "Yes, everyone is responsible for protecting the environment. Coincidentally, your father and your mother happened to be assigned to the same team. Your father was digging holes, and your mother was helping trees. The two of them were working very hard. It is because of this tree-planting activity that your mother developed a good impression of your father. But just for this activity alone, is meeting once enough? Obviously it is not enough.

Sun Yue snorted coldly and said, "Yeah, I let you say all of this."

Yue Yunpeng said with a serious face: "It was in May of this year, the abbot and the teacher jointly organized the Red May Singing Competition after consultation!"

Sun Yue continued to snort coldly: "I think the abbot and the teacher are not necessarily negotiating together."

The audience laughed and applauded.

Yue Yunpeng said: "The two temples set up a large platform on the open space in front of the gate. The representative of the monk party is your father, and the representative of the nun party is of course your mother. The two walked up the platform hand in hand. This is preparation. It's time to sing a folk song."

Sun Yue asked, "Oh, how do you sing?"

Yue Yunpeng said: "Let me learn from you. The little nun laughed and called Monk Tinggen, look at the girl's face, what kind of flower is she named?"

"The little monk laughed and called out to the girl to listen to the roots. I looked at the girl's face and named it Rose Flower."

Sun Yue also smiled and said: "Hey, the answer is up."

Yue Yunpeng said: "As soon as your mother heard the answer, her face was full of joy, and she continued to sing." The little nun laughed and called Monk Tinggen, look into the girl's ears, what is the name? flower? "

"The little monk laughed and called out to the girl to listen to the root. I looked into the girl's ear and named it Peony Flower."

Sun Yue said happily: "Okay, this is the answer again."

Yue Yunpeng sang again: "The little nun laughed and called out to the monk Ting, look at the girl's head and name it what flower."

"The little monk laughed and called out to the girl, come on, I looked at the girl's head and named it Dasonghua."

Sun Yue was dumbfounded: "Well, this is a preserved egg."

It is obvious that a commonly used technique in cross talk is repeated over and over again, and the audience is so happy that they can't stand upright.

Yue Yunpeng replied: "That's right, your mother was unhappy on the spot and left. Everyone thought your mother was angry, but it was not. Your mother loved your father."

Sun Yue said happily: "Oh, the old couple have taken a fancy to each other, so that's a good thing."

Yue Yunpeng said: "Finally on a stormy night, your mother and your father successfully eloped."

Sun Yue was surprised: "Oh! Eloped?"

Yue Yunpeng said with a cheap smile: "Yes, the two of you went down the mountain arm in arm. Lovers will eventually get married. It was a predestined relationship in a previous life. Don't miss the marriage."

Sun Yue also agreed: "Hey, this is very good."

Yue Yunpeng turned around at this time and said: "The two got married after they left the mountain, and within three months, Teacher Sun was born."

"Hey, ah, that's not right. I was pregnant in October and gave birth in one day. Why did I come out in three months?" Sun Yue stopped her and asked.

Yue Yunpeng said with a smile: "Isn't everyone paying attention to efficiency now? Anyway, you were born, and the days go by. When you are 20 years old, you will also fall in love."

Sun Yue said: "Me? I am indeed at this age."

Yue Yunpeng said: "You have fallen in love with a girl from Yangjiazhuang next door to you, called Haggis."

Sun Yue stopped her and said, "It's not so coquettish, it's called Yang Acui."

Yue Yunpeng said: "You and Yang Acui's affair was discovered by the second idiot next door to your house, and he also sang a song."

Sun Yue replied: "Oh, he also has a song, so how did he sing it?"

Yue Yunpeng cleared his throat in a low voice and sang: "There is one in the east of the city, that is the Yang family's village. There is an old man, his surname is Yang. He has no children in his life, and only one daughter is left. This girl grew up Qiang, the marriage is not in order, Miss Yang always looks forward to her husband every day, this day she has nothing to do to stand by the door, and Sun Yue's handsome man came over."

Sun Yue picked a thumbs up to the audience and showed off with a look on her face.

Yue Yunpeng suddenly changed his face and continued to sing with a humble expression: "Big eyes, high nose, free to chew rock candy. Come on, Miss Kou Zun, this girl is really beautiful. Miss Yang, look outside the door , No one is going, whispering, respecting each other, today we two come to meet. If we want to meet again, in the middle of the night, come to my house. My husband is not at home. Ahhh~”

The audience laughed.

Sun Yue quickly stopped her and said, "Hey, that's outrageous, what do you mean, he has a husband?"

Yue Yunpeng said with a smile: "I'm sorry that I sang it wrong, it's because my parents are not at home."

Sun Yue took a long breath and said, "Hey, you have to understand this, or I'll be a hooligan."

Yue Yunpeng said: "Miss Yang is obviously interested in you, and she asked you to go there in the third watch, and you are in a hurry to go at one o'clock in the noon."

Sun Yue said in surprise, "Oh my god, that's too early."

Yue Yunpeng went on to say: "I don't know what to do after entering. After a night of nothing to say, the next day is clear and you have to leave. This girl Yang is reluctant to part, and she hums and hums, humming such a thing." A ditty."

Sun Yue said: "Then you have to learn more."

"This little song is called "Send Your Lover", everyone, please listen to it." Yue Yunpeng responded, and a bit of a motherly vigor was naturally displayed on his body: "One is not to make you worry, and the other is not to be called Don't worry, I'm not telling you to wear the wrong little sister's flower pocket, the little sister's pocket is originally a golden chain, but the lover's pocket is a gold-plated hook."

"Little sister gave me Lang."

Many old fans below took the lead in shouting: "Yo, yo!"

"Delivered to the east of the gate, just in time for God, it's raining and windy, the wind is not as good as a little rain, let the light rain accompany my man, stay for a few more minutes."

Yue Yunpeng continued to sing: "Little sister gave me my man." A long breath was left here, and the audience was also driven by the atmosphere and shouted: "Yo Yo!"

"I sent it to Damennan, and I took it out from my waist, two big silver dollars, I left this dollar for my man, and bought a train ticket, and left this dollar for my man, and bought a Chinese cigarette .”

"Little sister gave me Lang."

"Yo Yo!" The audience said in unison.

"I delivered it to the west of the gate. When I looked up, I saw a pear seller. I wanted to buy two pears for my husband, but I thought I was weak and couldn't eat that cold thing."

"Little sister gave me the boy." Yue Yunpeng continued to sing.

"Yo Yo!" The cooperation on stage and off stage was tacit.

"I sent it to the north of the gate. As soon as I looked up, I saw Wang Ba's stone stele. I wanted to ask what crime Wang Ba had committed. It was because it was talking about cross talk, and the table blocked his legs." Yue Yunpeng sang and stretched out his hand towards the table Sun Yue pointed.

Sun Yue pushed Yue Yunpeng's hand away and said with a smile, "Fuck you."

The last bottom line is more common, whether it is Guo Taoer or other actors of Deyun Club who sang "Sending Lover" are willing to use this burden as the bottom line.

But only "Send Your Lover" in Yue Yunpeng's "Learning Xiaoqu" is particularly popular with the audience. Firstly, it is because of the actor's stage appeal and grasp of size, and secondly, because of the basic skills of learning to sing.

In fact, Yue Yunpeng a few years ago was just a rural boy in Henan who couldn't even speak standard Mandarin, and he couldn't speak cross talk, let alone sing.

In the end, it was Guo Taoer's daughter-in-law, Wang Hui, a famous Jingyun Drum player in Tianjin, who felt sorry for the child and dragged Yue Yunpeng to learn Jingyun Dagu for half a year.

Although in the end Wang Hui did not accept him as an apprentice due to qualification issues, but it also laid a good foundation for Yue Yunpeng to learn to sing. Whether it is a low-pitched ditty or a female voice in pop music, it has its own unique charm.

Of course, there is also the most bad street, which imitates the cross talk divine comedy "Song of the Five Rings" adapted from the classic work "Song of Peony" by singer David Jiang.

With Yue Yunpeng and Sun Yue bowing and leaving the stage, the second show officially began. The performer was Kong Yunhu and Yan Hexiang. The traditional show "Selling Estimated Clothes" was performed by the enthusiastic audience who had the opening show.

The third scene after that was Yue Yunpeng and Sun Yue's cross talk, the fourth scene was a traditional joke by a pair of old gentlemen from Deyun Society, and the fifth scene was "Correct Singing the Lyrics of Peace" by Yue Yunpeng and Guo Taoer, a master and apprentice.

Guo Taoer personally measured the work for her lover, and the whole performance was very good. After the last three comebacks and Yue Yunpeng sang the famous song, everyone bowed and took a bow, and the audience left in an orderly manner satisfied.

At [-] o'clock in the evening, some of the other supporting actors of Deyun Society had already gone home early. The two pairs of Yue Yunpeng, Sun Yue and Kong Yunlong, Yan Hexiang followed their master Guo Taoer into the nanny car and left first.

But the only one who didn't see his cheap elder brother, Master Yu Qian.

"Brother Qian didn't perform today, maybe he left early when he was concentrating on watching the show and didn't pay attention." Shen Changle thought silently.

"Brother Chang Le, we are taking the bus together to meet Chuan Xishe, how do you go?" Zhang Xizai finally raised his voice.

The two of them followed a group of apprentices in the background and waited quietly for the actors to evacuate before they relaxed a little and walked outside the Beizhan.

Shen Changle said calmly: "Of course I have to go back to Tianjingdihua Pet Paradise. I have to go to work tomorrow. Brother Zhang, don't worry about me, let's go first."

Zhang Xizai thought about it for a while, but there really was no better way. He patted Shen Changle on the shoulder with his left hand and said, "Okay, brother Changle, please slow down on the road. It's only sixty or seventy kilometers on the way back. Don't feel bad about that little car." Let’s pay for a taxi, here’s 200 and you can use it first.”

Shen Changle was moved for a while, but naturally he couldn't accept the money: "Don't leave Brother Zhang, this is too embarrassing, don't worry if I get paid for my part-time job."

Zhang Xizai said with a hearty smile: "All right, all right, I forgot that you still have a job. If you have free time, you must come to Chuanxi Club to play with me. I will treat you to Beijing roast duck."

Shen Changle also nodded with a smile and said: "It must be, and you will definitely bleed when the time comes."

"Hahaha, no problem, then I'll go first brother." After Zhang Xizai waved goodbye, he trotted a few steps and got on the bus with the team.

Shen Changle smiled and waved to watch Zhang Xizai get into the car. As the bus left, the lights of the North Exhibition venue were also turned off by the venue management, and the night fell and the autumn wind was bleak.

Shen Changle wrapped her clothes tightly, sighed, and walked slowly on the road, thinking about how much money was left from the wages she received from working in the restaurant, and muttered in her mouth: "It's a lot of money to go back for more than 60 kilometers. If you can't take a taxi after exercising, you can save a little bit..."

"Hey guys! Are you still here for a walk without eating?" A car slowly drove up to Shen Changle, but it was Yu Qian who hadn't seen him all this time.

Shen Changle was also surprised and said, "Brother Qian? I thought you had left long ago."

"I brought you here, but didn't I follow you back? Am I that careless?" Yu Qian said with a smile on his face, "Don't just stand there and get in the car, you haven't eaten yet, why don't you find someone else?" Go eat something."

 Here is a collection of two chapters with [-] characters. Later, I will pick a few popular supporting characters with characters of Jiu, Xiao, and Xiao. Please tell me which character you like.
  
 
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