Chasing dreams Deyun started from the car accident Fenhewan

Chapter 155 I'll Fuck You

Shen Changle said: "Isn't that the only one? Taiping's lyrics "Legend of the White Snake"??? You just said that only you and your godfather can sing?"

"You count yourself and just sang with you, how many godfathers do you have?"

"Woo, woo, woo..."

"Call me daddy!!!" A big brother yelled loudly, everyone was shocked for a moment, and then everyone laughed even more cheerfully.

Liu Xiaoting said seriously: "It's not that you are boring, am I such an ignorant person?"

"Just take a test for you, you spread your hands hehehe I can't, you said that all the people below are your fans, is your face dull, I'm giving you a question, giving you a step down!"

"Think about it, if I'm the first to make trouble, you won't be able to figure it out, what will you do if you lose your temper and run backstage and hang yourself? This size is your life!"

Shen Changle suddenly realized: "Oh, oh, it looks like this, hey, look at me, blame me for being ignorant, come on, come on, then this time, please do another one."

Liu Xiaoting said: "Okay this time, let everyone be serious and sing a proper song, please? Guaranteed that no one has ever heard of it!"

"That Shaomai went to war and lost his life, and when he returned to the camp with meatloaf, he recruited soldiers."

Shen Changle stopped him helplessly and said, "It's all right, all right, there's no need to sing."

Liu Xiaoting sang to himself as if he didn't hear it: "The pot helmet has been ordered by the marshal, and the fire that made the face is the vanguard of the front."

"Hey! It's too embarrassing, stop singing." Shen Changle reminded again.

Liu Xiaoting: "The sesame seed cakes from the hanging stove will be worth [-] yuan, and the buckwheat noodle cakes will be enough for the back camp."

Shen Changle had no choice but to sing along directly, the tune was doubled and almost suppressed Liu Xiaoting's voice, but the charm was much deeper:
"The sound of the red helmet's cannon alarmed the world, and he came to Mantou City not long after."

Liu Xiaoting had no choice but to stop and look at Shen Changle with resentment.

Shen Changle also looked at Liu Xiaoting innocently and said: "It's not my fault, not only I can sing, but also the two elder brothers in front of me. It's not difficult for Taiping's lyrics "Bangbozhen", let alone comedians, even the old Audiences who listen to cross talk know it.”

Liu Xiaoting looked at Shen Changle and said: "Maybe my godfather is getting old, and now he confused the out-of-print Taiping lyrics with this ordinary Taiping lyrics, I will sing another one."

Shen Changle praised: "Well, this is true again and again, but this time we will definitely have no problem, let's sing!"

Liu Xiaoting: "In the first month of the lunar year, the Wei River was cloudy and cold, and the mussels out of the water basked on the beach, and ospreys fell from the air..."

The audience joined in: "The meat of the hawk and clam was in unbearable pain, and the clam caught the eagle's beak and flapped its wings."

"Hahahahaha!"

"Woo, woo, woo..."

"another one!!!"

Shen Changle said solemnly: "I don't need to remind you this time, this episode is so old, "The Claw and the Snipe"! How simple, you don't have any difficulties???"

Liu Xiaoting looked at Shen Changle and the audience with resentment on his face and said: "Stop singing!!! This one will be one! One will be one! It's not what you are doing, why are you running on others???"

"It's not who you are with? With whom???"

Liu Xiaoting rolled up his sleeves as if he was about to fight, Shen Changle hurriedly stopped him and said, "Oh, that's fine, but please don't, there are hundreds of people sitting in the audience today, let alone your small body, just I dare not go up either."

The audience booed: "Come down!!!"

Liu Xiaoting looked angry: "You guys come up!!!"

"get down!!!"

"I was wrong!!!" Liu Xiaoting directly knelt down on the stage with a cowardly face.

The audience roared with laughter.

Shen Changle helped Liu Xiaoting up with a face of helplessness and said: "Why do you say you are so cowardly, why don't you sing the last one???"

"I promise you on behalf of the audience. I won't say anything to them. Don't cry on stage. It's really broken."

Liu Xiaoting said with an aggrieved face: "Are you sure you didn't guess, and the audience didn't say either?"

"Did not say!!!"

"Sing, we won't talk!!!"

"another one!!!"

Liu Xiaoting said: "That Duke Zhuang beat... that beat..."

"Come down the mountain with a horse... You don't even remember the words, this is not "Skeleton"... Is that baby?"

Liu Xiaoting said, "Didn't you say you wouldn't?"

"I didn't want to say it, the main thing is that I can't remember the words unless I remind you." Shen Changle said helplessly.

Liu Xiaoting: "This is a new word for me. It's different from yours, do you know? We are different! Different!"

"It's okay, you can continue." Shen Changle said helplessly.

Liu Xiaoting said: "Mr. Zhuang took a taxi and came down the mountain~"

"Oh, this high technology, there are cars on the mountain." Shen Changle gave a thumbs up.

Liu Xiaoting said: "What about the mountain bike!"

Shen Changle said: "Then the next sentence?"

Liu Xiaoting said: "I met... I met..."

Shen Changle said helplessly: "I met a skeleton and fell in the dust, baby, why don't you use your phone to search."

"Just what the skeleton sighs, what the skeleton sighs, what the skeleton sighs..."

Liu Xiaoting said seriously: "I met an old lady~"

"Old lady?" Shen Changle asked doubtfully.

Liu Xiaoting said: "This old lady is 84 years old today~"

"I'm living on the ridge, so it's probably not far from the skeleton." Shen Changle praised.

Liu Xiaoting said: "This old lady is shopping at the small stall at the foot of the mountain~"

Shen Changle said: "Oh, what are you going to buy?"

Liu Xiaoting said: "The old lady was walking...and came to a shop selling hats."

Shen Changle said: "Oh, maybe buy yourself a hat."

Liu Xiaoting said: "No, the old lady bought it for her wife~"

"Good guy, there are dialogues in it, let's see if it's advanced or not." Shen Changle laughed.

Liu Xiaoting said: "This old lady went shopping~"

"There are black, red, yellow, and white hats, but the old lady is not satisfied~"

Shen Changle said: "Then what color does the old lady want?"

Liu Xiaoting said: "The owner of the hat shop asked the same question~"

"The old lady said, do you have leek-colored, celery-colored, onion-colored hats here?"

"Aren't they all green? How old is this old lady???" Shen Changle said dumbfounded.

Liu Xiaoting said, "The owner of the hat shop said yes~"

"So the old lady bought six hats and went home."

Shen Changle said: "These are all green, why buy six???"

Liu Xiaoting said: "Standby~~~"

Shen Changle said: "Okay, what about going home?"

Liu Xiaoting said: "As soon as the old lady came home, she saw her wife~"

"Hey, this old lady and wife are talking about stand-up comedy."

Shen Changle said: "This old lady and wife also talk about cross talk?"

Liu Xiaoting said: "The old lady said"

"Chang Le Husband~Come and try on the hat I bought for you~~~"

"Go away!!! Me???" Shen Changle pushed Liu Xiaoting and said.

The audience below burst into laughter.

Liu Xiaoting said: How about this? Have you heard of this?

Shen Changle said: "If you're not sorry, this is really the first time I've heard this passage."

Liu Xiaoting proudly said: "Then are you convinced?"

Shen Changle said: "Okay, okay, just take it as me, but I am a person who loves to learn. Can you sing that one again and let me learn?"

Liu Xiaoting said: "Are you sure? Do you want to listen again?"

Shen Changle said: "Sure, I'm addicted to listening to it, come again!"

Liu Xiaoting said: "Mr. Zhuang took a taxi and came down the mountain~"

"Meet an old man~"

Shen Changle hurriedly stopped her and said, "Hey, stop, it's not right, what you just said was an old lady, why are you an old man now?"

Liu Xiaoting said: "Oh, did I sing wrong?"

"That's right." Shen Changle said.

Liu Xiaoting said: "If this thing is wrong, then it is right."

"Why is this right?" Shen Changle asked.

Liu Xiaoting smiled and said, "Because I made up this thing for one-time use."

Shen Changle pushed Liu Xiaoting speechlessly: "I'll fuck you!"

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(End of this chapter)