Chasing dreams Deyun started from the car accident Fenhewan

Chapter 162 A Letter from the Backstage

Shen Changle said: "I went to the restaurant and drank two bottles of white wine!"

Zhang Jiuqin said: "The good guy drank too much."

Shen Changle said: "After that, I blew half a case of beer. I'm not in the mood to eat at all. I ate 32 doornail meat pies, eight bowls of porridge, and four bowls of belly fat!"

"Good guy, if you're in the mood to eat this, you don't know what it's like." Zhang Jiuqin said.

Shen Changle said: "Walking out of the hotel, Zhang Jiuqin was already drunk, sighing while blowing the cold wind!!!"

"It's still too sad." Zhang Jiuqin said.

Shen Changle raised her head and said, "It's too strong!!!"

The audience was caught off guard and burst into laughter without holding back their laughter.

"Good guy." Zhang Jiuqin said.

Shen Changle said: "Let's go to sing a song when we're full? Let's take a bath and take care of ourselves."

"We also advise, next time next time, if you don't go back, your father will almost smell bad."

Zhang Jiuqin said: "This is really not a hurry."

Shen Changle said: "Go home and take care of the funeral. It's all done. No matter how heavy your heart is, you have to come back to continue talking about cross talk the next day."

Zhang Jiuqin said helplessly: "You are sure that my heavy heart belongs to our family... Isn't it because I didn't go to the big health care???"

"Which, whoop, whoop..."

The audience roared.

Shen Changle smiled and said, "Then you have to ask yourself."

"I came back to the stage and continued to talk about cross talk, the performance was broken, and a letter came from the backstage, a sad thing, a tragedy in the world!!!"

"Zhang Jiuqin's mother, the old lady passed away, what should I do?"

Zhang Jiuqin said: "Perform first!"

Shen Changle said: "Yes, there is no way to perform first. After the performance, go back and take care of the funeral, and take care of everything. Come back and continue talking about cross talk."

"While talking, another letter came from the backstage. It's a sad thing, a tragedy in the world."

Zhang Jiuqin said speechlessly: "Good guy, our family is still a series."

Shen Changle said solemnly: "Zhang Jiuqin's three-year-old child got into the drum of the washing machine and turned around all afternoon. When Zhang Jiuqin's wife found out, it was already dead."

Zhang Jiuqin said: "Then my wife is too sloppy!!!"

Shen Changle said: "What should we do if such a big thing happened?"

Zhang Jiuqin said angrily: "Perform first!!!"

Shen Changle said: "Yes, perform first, and hang the child up after returning home."

"Bullshit! Did you hang it up?" Zhang Jiuqin said angrily.

Shen Changle said: "After I go home and clean up, I have to continue talking about cross talk when I come back. What I said is what I said. If it breaks down, there will be another letter from the backstage."

He said: "A sad thing, a tragedy in the world!"

Shen Changle said: "Hey, you see, everyone knows about your family."

"Don't talk nonsense, what happened this time???" Zhang Jiuqin said in pain.

Shen Changle said in a deep voice: "Zhang Jiuqin's daughter-in-law has been pregnant for two years, and she is walking on the road with her due date tomorrow."

Suddenly the voice suddenly raised its voice and said: "All of a sudden, a 50-ton truck drove up in the distance, and knocked his wife out with a bang, and the person was shattered with a bang, and the water was a mess! !!"

"Good guy, are you here to relieve your hatred?" Zhang Jiuqin said dumbfounded.

"Which, whoop, whoop..."

"Hahahahaha!!!"

The audience burst into laughter.

With an uncontrollable smile on Shen Changle's face, he covered his face with one hand and said, "I'm sorry I lost my composure, it's so sad, tell me I'm still an outsider, tell me what should you do?"

"Perform first!!!" Zhang Jiuqin.

Shen Changle said: "After the performance, I borrowed a spoon from the cafeteria at the back, hurried over to pick up my wife and son, and after finishing the work, come back and continue talking about cross talk."

Zhang Jiuqin said: "I am definitely a model worker."

Shen Changle said, "It's just what you said, it's broken and there's another letter from the backstage."

He said: "A sad thing, a tragedy in the world!"

"Which, whoop, whoop..."

Shen Changle said solemnly: "Zhang Jiuqin's elder brother, elder sister, younger brother, younger sister, uncle, uncle, aunt, grandpa, aunt, aunt, uncle, aunt, uncle, grandpa, grandma, grandpa, grandma, cousin, cousin, godmother, Neighbors, the dog raised by the head of the village, Wangcai, and the great-great-grandfather..."

Zhang Jiuqin said: "Isn't it all behind here? It's too much, isn't it???"

"Anyway, let me tell you, our family, except for me, is all dead, and there is no living thing in the whole village outside!"

Shen Changle smiled and said: "Okay, okay, from now on, this day will be a new global legal holiday, let's celebrate it with the whole world!"

Zhang Jiuqin said: "Take your time, this matter can't just end like this, anyway, anyone in my family who has a little relationship with me has already been cool because of my artistic virtue."

"Then should we talk about Mr. Shen now, you Yide, you also brought out this relative in your family and everyone is happy!"

Shen Changle said seriously: "That won't work...then our family...then our family are all good people."

"Nonsense, our family is still good people, I have to say, audience friends, do you want to hear it???"

"think!!!"

"Say it!!!"

The audience booed one after another, each voice was louder than the other, and a big brother almost stepped on a chair and yelled.

Shen Changle said helplessly: "Okay, okay, isn't it Yide? Let me tell you."

"It's the cross talk I was talking about with you on stage. I suddenly received a letter. It's a sad thing, a tragedy in the world."

Zhang Jiuqin excitedly said, "Tell me what's wrong???"

Shen Changle said solemnly: "My partner Zhang Jiuqin passed away suddenly at the age of 73."

"It's not me???" Zhang Jiuqin said dumbfounded.

"Which, whoop, whoop..."

"Hahahahaha!!!"

The audience laughed and laughed, and they were all crazy with joy.

Shen Changle said: "I'm talking about cross talk here, and the audience in front noticed it and reminded me."

"Hey, stop talking! The buddy next to you is dead!!!"

Shen Changle said solemnly: "It doesn't matter, I will tell you a stand-up comic talk. This comic talk pays attention to four subjects, speaking, learning..."

Zhang Jiuqin said anxiously: "What are you talking about??? You should save me first!!!"

Shen Changle said: "If you don't need to save it, it must be a dead end."

"Oh no, how do you know?" Zhang Jiuqin said.

Shen Changle said: "I must know the nonsense, I'm stepping on your windpipe!"

Zhang Jiuqin said: "I'll fuck you!!!"

The two smiled and bowed to leave the stage, but the audience was reluctant to let it end like this. The applause and shouts were obviously not ready to let go.

No way, Shen Changle talked to Zhang Jiuqin for two more paragraphs. After Zhang Jiuqin was too tired to go on, Shen Changle talked to Qin Xiaoxian's partner for another paragraph, and finally chatted with the audience for a few more famous songs and Beijing operas. Finish.

In fact, the so-called comebacks are generally the traditional means of cross talk in the past. After all, most of the audience came to support the big actors who have saved their money. They spent money to support them so enthusiastically.

So there is an encore, which is an additional welfare program.

However, there are some rules for returning to the scene. After the actors have finished their performance, they bow to the audience, turn around and leave. At this time, the audience has to call for another one, and the host will come up and stop it before they can return to the scene.

Among them, all three need to cooperate. The audience must first be enthusiastic, so that the characters will have the opportunity to return. After all, if the performance is really deserted and miserable.

Naturally, no one said with a straight face that I would give everyone another episode, as a welfare for everyone, then it is probably not giving applause, but giving bricks.

The second is that the actors who saved the bottom are willing to work hard. After all, this is actually considered overtime strictly speaking.

At present, the Deyun Club's comeback is definitely the only one. In the past, there were no more than three rules, and there were only three games at most. It's been more than three games.

Today's Shen Changle was a little surprised, but not at all surprised, and finally crossed this boundary for the first time, returning to the scene -- five times! ! !

(End of this chapter)