Chapter 211 This Is My First Talk Show
Shen Changle smiled while wearing a mask: "Language."

Wang Zijian wondered: "Language? A language teacher? Or a linguist???"

Shen Changle shook his head and said, "No."

The audience snickered.

"Then what exactly is the job? Can we be more specific???" Wang Zijian's tone focused on the specifics.

Shen Changle laughed and said, "Cross talk!"

Wang Zijian: "Oh, why do I not believe it? Really, I have learned cross talk for so many years. I have never seen a cross talk actor who talks so little. Aren't you flattering me???"

"No!" Shen Changle continued to utter two words.

"Hahahahaha!" The audience watched the interaction between the two laughing happily.

Wang Zijian broke down and said: "It's not big brother, are you kidding me? After talking for a long time, you haven't said more than two words? Can you say one more word and I will kowtow to you!!!"

Shen Changle's eyes lit up, this time before Wang Zijian handed over the microphone, he reached out and snatched it.

Wang Zijian thought it was bad and wanted to speak, but Shen Changle went over to the microphone, and Wang Zijian went over and wanted to get it back quickly.

Shen Changle dodged it with a quick sideways movement, stood up and ran around the auditorium, holding the microphone while running, mouth fluttering:

"I invite you to eat steamed lamb, steamed bear's paw, steamed deer tail, roasted duck, roasted chicken, roasted goose, stewed pig, stewed duck, sauce chicken, bacon, pine flower, small belly, dried meat, sausage, assorted Su pan, smoked chicken with white belly, steamed eight-treasure pig, duck stuffed with glutinous rice………”

"... Roast Zigai, Stewed Duck Offal, Roasted White Offal, Three Fresh Shark's Fin, Chestnut Chicken, Spicy Live Carp, Salted Duck, Chicken in Chicken!"

"Cough!!! I think these are about the same, or let's knock on it first."

Shen Changle finished speaking in one breath, and then calmly handed the microphone to Wang Zijian who had been chasing after him for a long time.

Wang Zijian stood blankly holding the microphone, and the laughter and applause of the audience was overwhelming.

"Hahahahaha!!! Hurry up!!!"

"Hurry up, there are at least 100 of them?"

"Hahaha, I think it's more than that, at least two or three hundred words!"

"Come on, little prince, come on!!!"

Not only the audience, but even the previously known Wang Jianguo, Lai Bao, Li Dan, the director and others stood up and clapped wildly in joy.

Wang Zijian was stunned for a while and said: "Hey, it's not big brother, do you really talk about cross talk??? Can you say anything else, talk show???"

Shen Changle smiled and said, "Yes, there will be some."

Wang Zijian said curiously: "Come on, come on, then try it, talk show, not Guankou."

Shen Changle took the microphone and stood on the stage, facing the curious eyes of the audience without any stage fright.

Shen Changle smiled at the audience and took off the mask and said, "Hello, everyone. My name is Shen Changle. Today is the first time I will talk about cross talk on stage... Ah no! It's a talk show."

"Cough!!! That Mr. Wang Zijian......... In that talk show, there is usually no one else on the stage except the DJ. Otherwise, you should sit and listen in the auditorium!"

"Hahahahaha!!!"

"Damn it! Shen Changle!!!" Some viewers said in surprise.

Some viewers who didn't know were curious about the people around them: "Who is that Shen Changle??? How is he famous???"

"Hahaha, buddy, you haven't heard of cross talk much, but you should know about Deyun Club. This is the most popular cross talk actor in Deyun Club since last year." Some audience members who knew it laughed and said popular science.

"Oh, I'm really going! These are my two favorite actors this year, so funny!"

"Hahaha! Let the little prince sit on the top of the auditorium. This is to replace it. It's a talk show in a serious way. It's so funny!"

A girl sitting in the row behind Shen Changle grabbed her boyfriend's wrist and shook it back and forth excitedly: "Wow, today is really the right time, just now my male god was sitting in the row in front of me, I want to pass out happily Already!"

"Uh, didn't you say that your male god is the little prince..." The boyfriend looked at his girlfriend's excited expression and said a little jealously.

"Don't BB!!! Are they all male gods?" the girl said angrily.

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Wang Zijian was choked by Shen Changle and almost didn't come up, he said angrily: "Oh, no buddy, are you really planning to start a talk show from the beginning???"

"The competition among our peers...is it so fierce now???"

Shen Changle said with a smile: "Mainly, I'm not telling the truth, thinking about Brother Wang, I'll give it a try if you let me say it."

"But Brother Wang, the kowtow you promised just now, are we going to pay the bill first?"

On the stage, Wang Zijian also smiled wryly: "No, no, I just talked baldly by myself, and I regretted it after I finished speaking, who knew you just took the microphone away.

Shen Changle said with a smirk: "There's no way to make fun of it. Actors are like this. If you don't take advantage of others, you are at a disadvantage. The main reason is that you give the opportunity, Brother Wang."

Wang Zijian said with a chuckle: "Don't say that I feel the same way, this one must introduce to everyone solemnly, Shen Changle, a crosstalk actor of Deyun Club, I heard many people shout out."

Shen Changle bowed solemnly and said, "Hello, Mr. Wang Zijian, and hello, audience friends."

There was cheers and applause from the audience, and the audience was very enthusiastic.

Wang Zijian said speechlessly: "I didn't know that you were so popular in Shanghai before. Why did I feel that the applause was not so warm when I first came to the stage?"

Shen Changle said seriously: "Maybe it's because of his appearance."

Wang Zijian said: "Then I'm not convinced, I think I'm also very handsome, maybe a little worse than you at most."

"Hey hey hey hey hey..."

The audience booed.

Shen Changle pointed to the audience and said with a smile: "The audience's eyes are discerning."

Wang Zijian said angrily: "Hey...... Didn't you come here today to watch my performance? How do I feel that you came here today to mess things up???"

Shen Changle smiled and said: "Yes, not all of them. Both have one purpose to watch the show, and another purpose is to take over from you. From now on, I will host the post-80s talk show tonight."

"Brother Wang, you can go home and rest, grandma and children are gone, everyone thinks it's okay?"

"Hahahahaha!!!"

"No problem!!! I don't want to see the little prince for a long time."

"That's it, it's good!!!"

"You two will talk about cross talk in the future as partners!!!"

Wang Zijian said angrily: "Nonsense, how can I breastfeed a child, eh, this is wrong! What do you mean by that??? You mean you want to take over from me???"

Shen Changle said solemnly: "That's right, after the performance, you can go home and your wife and children are warming up on the kang. Think about it, isn't it beautiful?"

"Oh no, if it was you, Brother Wang, you should go home and hold a martial arts tournament."

Wang Zijian waved his hand and said, "Hey, it's not you who speak empty teeth, why did you replace me? Who did you hear that from???"

Shen Changle smiled and pointed to Wang Jianguo, Lai Bao, and Li Dan at the back of the auditorium and said, "It's them, Brother Wang, Brother Bao, and Mr. Dan. I hosted it, and you can see that everyone is happy."

"We have discussed it just now. We will go out to eat iron pot stew in a while, and we will wait for your last talk show to finish."

Wang Zijian and the audience looked back, and found that in the auditorium in the distance, Wang Jianguo and Li Dan smiled happier than the other. Wang Jianguo and Li Dan held the microphone and said:
"Brother Wang, Brother Wang, the place where we will eat iron pot stew has been set up for a while, and there is no place reserved for you, so go where you should go!"

Wang Zijian was surprised and said, "Isn't that Ye Dao??? Did Ye Dao agree??? I'll find Ye Dao!"

Shen Changle laughed and said, "Director Ye sees nothing is going on here, so I went to buy wine and champagne in advance, and I'm going to have a meal to celebrate."

Wang Zijian said eagerly: "No, I don't agree!!! This talk show for the post-80s generation tonight is obviously made by me step by step!"

Shen Changle said with an innocent face: "That's right, it's Brother Wang who made this show popular, so I came here instead!"

Director Niu at the back of the stage also joked with the loudspeaker: "That Xiao Wang, after you finish the performance, you can go directly to the financial office to collect your salary. Hurry up, or you won't be able to catch the subway after get off work."

The audience in the audience burst out laughing again, many couldn't stop laughing, their stomachs ached from the joy.

Wang Zijian waited for a long time for the laughter to calm down, and then smiled wryly: "It's not my brother, so don't scare me. Honestly, why are you here today?"

Shen Changle said solemnly: "Just now I was joking, in fact, I just happened to come here for a trip to Shanghai today, thinking that Brother Wang, your program is so good."

"Then I asked acquaintances and friends to ask for connections, and finally got tickets. I came to watch the performance and learn."

Many audience members in the audience couldn't help but breathe a sigh of relief. When Shen Changle came out just now, everyone thought it was a joke at first, but Wang Jianguo, Li Dan, and the director joined in.

Many people almost thought that there was really a replacement. After all, Wang Zijian has been doing shows since the 80s tonight for more than a year, and he also has a lot of loyal fans.

Wang Zijian also exaggeratedly let out a long sigh of relief: "Okay, okay, then I'm relieved, but it's the first time you come to us, brother Changle, and your fate is here, or you can perform for the audience friends Let’s have a show, do you think it’s good?”

"Good good!!!"

"God, come one!!!"

The audience applauded warmly, Shen Changle thought for a while and said, "Well, let me sing a little song for you. They are all friends from the south. There may be many who have never been in contact with them. Let me tell you a few words about the West Chamber. Try it out."

The audience applauded warmly, Wang Zijian smiled and took two steps back, and handed the center of the stage to Shen Changle.

Shen Changle coughed lightly and said, ""The Great West Chamber"——Four joys!"

After finishing speaking, Shen Changle sang directly, with a high-pitched and powerful voice with a long charm:

"My sister is embroidering sachets in the room, embroidering all kinds of people in the West Chamber."

"This side is embroidered by Miss Cui, and the other side is embroidered by Zhang Xiucai."

Wang Zijian and a few audience members who often listen to cross talk, said directly next to each other: "Doudouqidouqidouchoke!"

The audience looked left and right, and were instantly amazed by this unique singing and interaction.

Shen Changle smiled and continued to sing: "Zhang Xiucai is here so you can stay, why don't you come and dance on the pink wall."

"I don't see the girl fetching water at the front door, and I don't see the girl holding firewood at the back door~~~"

Shen Changle paused specifically, leaving a relatively large breath.

The audience responded even more this time: "Doudouqidouqidouchoke!"

Shen Changle sang: "Whose handsome man are you, with white socks and butterfly-covered shoes."

"Raise your eyes and look up, my sister opened the door of the building wide~~~"

The audience laughed and said in unison: "Doudouqidouqidouchoke!" You can still hear a faint taste of the Northeast, um...that's what Wang Jianguo shouted! "

"I hate Madam's old order, let me rush to Tokyo for the exam."

"If fame is rare, you must never meet a girl!" Shen Chang happily sang the last line.

The collective audience in the audience responded in unison: "Doudou qidou qidou choke!" Then everyone had a good time.

Wang Zijian had a smirk on his face, and continued to ask Shen Changle a difficult question: "I don't think this is a very peaceful matter. Look, brother Changle, are you in Shanghai right now? Then should you start from this environment in Shanghai again?" Make some adjustments to the atmosphere."

"Isn't that right, it doesn't make much sense to sing in this ditty all the time, what do you all think?"

"it is good!!!"

"another one!!!"

The atmosphere off the stage was very warm, with constant applause and shouts.

Shen Changle tilted his head and thought for a while, a flash of inspiration flashed in his mind, and he suddenly had an excellent idea.

Shen Changle suddenly thought clearly and smiled: "Yes, yes, this is not difficult, but Brother Wang, you have to tell this foreign friend DJ that I need to borrow this equipment."

Wang Zijian froze for a moment and nodded, "No problem, no problem."

Soon a staff member who knows how to translate ran to Xiao Hei DJ and said a few words, Xiao Hei looked at it, and Shen Changle who walked to him nodded and smiled: "OK! Good job!"

Shen Changle said with a smile on the surface: "3Q!" In his mind, he was doing two things at once, so he quickly bought a DJ beginner's experience book from the system.

Xiao Hei then walked aside, quietly watching Shen Changle's performance.

The experience book in Shen Changle's mind had just been exchanged, and then the use of DJ tools, as well as the skills of playing discs were all poured into his mind.

Shen Changle touched the DJ control tool for the first time in his hand, but it seemed to have been used for many years, after simple debugging.

Shen Changle looked at the audience below, smiled and said loudly: "Let's get excited now!"

The music started, and a burst of dynamic and fast-paced music suddenly sounded. The originally bright lights on the stage dimmed a bit, and then flickered crazily.

Shen Changle sang along with the dynamic melody of electronic music: "My sister is embroidering sachets in the room,
Embroidered all kinds of people in the West Chamber,
This side is embroidered by Ms. Cui,

That side is embroidered by Zhang Xiucai~"

Following the music and the dynamic melody, the audience all stood up, swaying their bodies wantonly, beat the beat with their hands and said: "Doudouqidouqiudou!"

Shen Changle flexibly manipulated the machine and sang passionately: "I hate Madam's old order,
Let me rush to Tokyo for the exam,
If fame is hard to come by,

If you want to see a girl, you can't do it! "

The audience said in unison, "Doudouqidouqidouchoke!!!"

Wang Zijian was dumbfounded when he heard it, and murmured: "This is the big West Wing???"

And the audience completely regarded the scene as a nightclub, just one word - "Get dry!!!"

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Shen Changle sang: "The next morning, I bid farewell to my father!"

And: "Hey hey hey hey hey hey hey hey!!!"

Shen Changle sang: "All the monks from Pujiu Temple came to see me off~"

He: Hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey hey "

………………

Shen Changle sang, "It's so difficult to sing, this is called The Story of the West Chamber~"

And: "Hey hey hey hey hey hey hey hey!!!"

Shen Changle laughed and sang: "May all of you and your family be happy and happy~!!!"

The audience said in unison: "Hey hey hey hey hey hey hey hey hey hey hey!"

"Hahahahaha!!!"

"This TM is a nightclub!!!"

(End of this chapter)

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