Chapter 223 My little friend

Shen Changle said: "It's good to eat while applying it!!!"

Tao Yunsheng said: "Shen Changle...you want to seal the box and don't take me with you, okay?"

Shen Changle said: "...How can we not bring you, we are buddies!"

"Go away!!! Who is your buddy, I will unilaterally sever all ties with you." Tao Yunsheng waved his hands anxiously.

"Hahaha!!"

"Woo, woo, woo..."

The audience booed one after another.

Shen Changle said: "That's a joke, but our relationship is really good."

"Yes." Tao Yunsheng said.

Shen Changle said: "Everyone should also know that he grew up with my uncle Guo's parents when he was a child. At that time, Guo Qilin and I played together until we grew up. The old emperor has a word to describe our relationship."

"Oh, what's it called?" Tao Yunsheng praised.

Shen Changle gave a thumbs up and said, "This is Ma Xiao!!!"

Tao Yunsheng was stunned for a moment, and then quickly retorted: "Bah! You're still spicy, spicy crayfish? That's called Faxiao!!!"

Shen Changle said: "That's right, Fa Elementary School is a child of Fa Guo, and I am a Fa Guo person."

"Go! Don't talk nonsense!" Tao Yunsheng secretly wiped his sweat, feeling a little nervous about the sudden attack of Shen Changle's nerve knife.

Shen Changle said: "The relationship is good. There are some things that are bothering and unpleasant. If you can't talk to your parents, master, and elders, you can talk to your brothers. There are four things in life. We went to the same window together, carried guns together, and went whoring together... ………beautiful, I’ve eaten chicken……”

"Woo, woo, woo..."

"Hahahahaha!!!" The audience booed.

Tao Yunsheng smiled and said: "You said you are eating chicken, or eating chicken, or eating chicken, I don't understand."

Shen Changle smiled and said, "You know a lot."

"I remember it was probably when he was in elementary school. He was transferred from a mentally handicapped primary school to our school."

Tao Yunsheng said: "People's school doesn't have this name, which school can be called a mentally handicapped primary school?"

Shen Changle said: "I remember I was still in the second grade at that time, we were stupid when this person came, he was too stylish, spoiled and spoiled, plus the family has money, it is completely like people from two worlds with us."

Tao Yunsheng waved his hands and said, "That's not true, they are all ordinary families."

Shen Changle said: "Then Ma Huateng still says it is an ordinary family, you can ask if they will change with you?"

"Woo, woo, woo..."

The audience cheered secretly and applauded.

Tao Yunsheng said: "He is modest, our family is indeed relatively ordinary, mainly because of the pets in the family."

Shen Changle said: "That's true, especially his mother dotes on him the most, let's just say drink milk, other people's family is weaned, you don't care about two or three years old, it's almost the same, Tao Yunsheng just drank it before he came on stage .”

"Hey! Don't talk nonsense, my mother is still waiting in the background? What I just drank was milk!" Tao Yunsheng quickly explained.

Shen Changle smiled and said: "It was milk just now, but it's true that your mother spoils you and hasn't been weaned since you went to school?"

Tao Yunsheng said: "This...it does exist."

Shen Changle said: "When we were in elementary school, we always brought lunch boxes, some chicken, duck, fish, vegetables, snacks, fruits, etc. They are not, so bring his mother."

"Hmm... After all, I drink milk." Tao Yunsheng said helplessly.

Shen Changle spread her hands and made a gesture of enjoyment: "Tao Yunsheng's mother is very prestigious. I remember sitting in the last row of the classroom every time, with a cigarette in her left hand, wine in her right hand, and a hot roll on her head. Ho! That Beautiful~~~"

Tao Yunsheng waved his hands and said, "Don't bully me, I've never seen the world, what you're talking about is your master, besides, what kind of status does that have!"

Shen Changle suddenly came alive and said: "Oh? You said my master has no identity and is shameless, molested women from good families and went to the shampoo room!!!"

"Where? I didn't say that, you are really a master of rhythm." Tao Yunsheng said speechlessly.

Shen Changle said solemnly: "This is the time for class. Usually, when the bell rings at 11:30, we will start to open the lunch box to eat."

"As soon as we ate, Tao Yunsheng's mother put down her cigarettes and wine and walked over from behind."

While talking, Shen Changle took off her clothes while making gestures...

"Oh my god, this is too bold to take off... ehhhhhhhhhhhh!!! Is there a breastfeeding guy who takes off his pants shirtless???" Tao Yunsheng watched Shen Changle take off his shirt and put on a gesture. If you want to take off your pants, stop him quickly.

Shen Changle said solemnly: "The overalls that can't be worn have to be taken off from top to bottom."

"Time to eat!!!"

Tao Yunsheng said: "Eat it, eat it, what are you calling?"

Shen Changle said: "You and your mother are good people, kind and generous, you have to give way while eating."

"Why does the squad leader eat steamed buns? Is it just mouth watering?"

Tao Yunsheng raised his forehead and said, "Oh..."

Shen Changle continued to learn enthusiastically: "Mr. Wang, bring the vacuum flask and I'll connect it to you!"

"This is too grand!" Tao Yunsheng said dumbfounded.

Shen Changle shouted: "Principal, come quickly!!!"

"Go!!! Stop yelling, I won't be able to eat any more people!!!" Tao Yun said angrily.

"Woo, woo, woo..."

"Hahahahaha!!!"

The audience laughed loudly, and tears flowed out of their eyes.

Shen Changle said with a smile: "Anyway, all in all, our teachers and students all grew up on his mother's milk."

"It sounds so awkward..." Tao Yunsheng said.

Shen Changle said: "At that time we lived on campus, and he and I were roommates in the same dormitory."

"When I was in elementary school, there were very few entertainment things, and life in school was very difficult. After all, children didn't have much pocket money. Some people might be pets at home, and they could buy some snacks and toys for a few dollars. .”

"But Tao Yunsheng can't help it, he just drinks milk."

Tao Yunsheng said: "I am miserable enough."

Shen Changle said: "That's it, relying on my usual savings, looking for scrap collectors, I spent 78 yuan and [-] cents to save up an [-]-hand radio."

"Waste collectors still have this skill?" Tao Yunsheng said.

Shen Changle said: "This thing depends on luck. Car speakers, TV antennas, bicycles, mobile phones, kettles, hair dryers, heat up quickly. Anyway, a bunch of messy things are repaired. If you are lucky, you will save them."

Tao Yunsheng said: "It's really not easy to save these things into a radio."

Shen Changle: "There are also disadvantages in this way, that is, it is too big and heavy. The good guy is like a small TV, but you don't mind if you love it. Every night, you hold the radio and lie on your back to listen to the broadcast."

"Why do you still have to hold it? It's too tiring." Tao Yunsheng said.

Shen Changle said: "People collected the broken ones and said that as long as you hold this radio for eight or sixty-four days, you can display the picture, and upgrade this ordinary 64-hand radio with an original price of 30 yuan into a color TV set. .”

"The original price is only [-], so that's [-] hands. The co-author of this rag collection is taking me for a fool?" Tao Yunsheng said dumbfounded.

(End of this chapter)

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